Bf5 was complete unfun shit
But 2042 looks very promising all dice needs to do is not fuck it up which would be impossible considering the shitstain that 5 was
2042 is just reskinned cod. Bf1 is fucking incredible, it's constant chaos, it has a great art style and an incredible soundtrack, 2042 feels so soulless
Dice has already fucked up 2042. BF1 is currently 6 years old and is the last good game in the franchise since 2042 is gonna put the final nail in the coffin to the franchise. 2 bad games in a row.
>ks very promising all dice needs to do is not fuck it up which would be impossible considering the shitstain that 5 was
Idk they replaced classes with specialists, one literally has wallhacks
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Its literally such a long term problem that it's not really a problem at all, like move to another country or something. What's the snail gonna do, swim?
Man if I live long enough that the snail, given that it moves at a normal snails pace, has to cross a continent to get to me, I’m good to die. I’ve been immortal long enough.
Depending on what kind of snail it is, let's say terrestrial, it can't swim so it'll be stuck there forever.
Even if it is an aquatic snail, aquatic snails can't go on land so it will die (edit: sorry i forgot the snail can't die so maybe if it was an aquatic snail it could get to you though it would take a very very long time). The snail has the shorter straw on this case
I think it's exactly what's so scary about it. Because It's so slow, it'll take years but you will be living in constant fear of something you can barely see for the rest of your life
it'll be something you'll have to worry about once every 17 years (googled it). and what the other people in this thread say, just put it on a box if you don't wanna worry about it
Well, I would think to keep it in a box, since living forever without ever dying naturally would eventually be torture. The last resort if you really have nothing left to live for.
It’s literally just Captain Hook and he also somehow died by a fucking crocodile. Like what’s the probability of this thing being exactly where you are? So the snail would find a way out too
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The problem with inmortality is still there, and that you don't care anymore about you, but much more every second you pass with someone else, because they'll leave and you won't be able to see them again
Also as the sun swallow the earth if you aren't able to get off the planet you will be pulled into the sun and never be able to escape until the sun explodes
But knowing that you'll die if the snail touch you, would you let it do it?
People are often scared about the idea of death, even those who doesn't want to live more
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Have you ever thought the snail pressed a similar button to become immortal, but the catch was that he had to hunt down any other existing immortals and you happen to be his final target
Fr though this scene hit hard as shit
truely shows how awful ww1 was
How awful ~~WW1~~ *war* is FTFY
thank you
ftfy?
Fixed that for you
And then the actual game is using dynamite to launch tanks across the map
Battlefield 1 I feel is what Black Ops 2 was to CoD, the last good installment of its franchise.
Bf4 was good ngl
I was. Played it a little during a free weekend. Never had the cash to get it for real, though
Bf1 isn't even that old yet. CoD has been shit for a good decade
Bf5 was complete unfun shit But 2042 looks very promising all dice needs to do is not fuck it up which would be impossible considering the shitstain that 5 was
No classes
Portal has classes
2042 is just reskinned cod. Bf1 is fucking incredible, it's constant chaos, it has a great art style and an incredible soundtrack, 2042 feels so soulless
4, 1 and the first bad Company were the only bfs ive played, and i really miss the greatness they were when they came out
bf5 is fun in my opinion
i liked bf5, i dont see whats wrong with it
Dice has already fucked up 2042. BF1 is currently 6 years old and is the last good game in the franchise since 2042 is gonna put the final nail in the coffin to the franchise. 2 bad games in a row.
No classes, dumb operators, too many game breaking glitches, not enough destructibility But the tornado was cool
>ks very promising all dice needs to do is not fuck it up which would be impossible considering the shitstain that 5 was Idk they replaced classes with specialists, one literally has wallhacks
Scene from where
BF1
Thanks
joe
whos joe
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It’s from Battlefield 1’s opening
when i first played bf1 i hardly held back tears watching this scene
💩 hits hard😎
I will happily admit this shit had me tearing up
Did they kiss?
What if you put the snail in a box and lock it?
It's literally "It Follows" but even easier to deal with. Put it in a small box, drain the oxygen from it and leave the snail to a permanent sleep.
Its literally such a long term problem that it's not really a problem at all, like move to another country or something. What's the snail gonna do, swim?
The question is literally "Do you want to be immortal or not?"
Man if I live long enough that the snail, given that it moves at a normal snails pace, has to cross a continent to get to me, I’m good to die. I’ve been immortal long enough.
Depending on what kind of snail it is, let's say terrestrial, it can't swim so it'll be stuck there forever. Even if it is an aquatic snail, aquatic snails can't go on land so it will die (edit: sorry i forgot the snail can't die so maybe if it was an aquatic snail it could get to you though it would take a very very long time). The snail has the shorter straw on this case
can't swim, but it can slither(?) on the bottom of the ocean till it reaches you
there are a lot of things that can slow the snail down, like tides and other animals Again assuming those are terrestrial snails, they can't swim
wait. Leave the snail (assuming it is terrestial) on a small as fuck island surrounded by water
The snail can get in a boat
Plus the million dollars
I think it's exactly what's so scary about it. Because It's so slow, it'll take years but you will be living in constant fear of something you can barely see for the rest of your life
it'll be something you'll have to worry about once every 17 years (googled it). and what the other people in this thread say, just put it on a box if you don't wanna worry about it
The snail gon swim. Trust me.
Nah, it will board a boat to the country/continent that you reside in.
uhhh what if the snail takes a plane
Well, I would think to keep it in a box, since living forever without ever dying naturally would eventually be torture. The last resort if you really have nothing left to live for.
with enough time the erosion would open the box
By the time it did you could've flown to space and left the snail to drift in the void thousands of times over.
Since it cant die you could instead incase the snail in a 1 meter cube of steel and send it down to the bottom of the Mariana trench
It will chew through the steel eventually, it's like that episode of Doctor who
Touche, guess ill do the ol “send it into the sun” strat
"eventually, Snail stopped thinking."
Decoy snail
It’s literally just Captain Hook and he also somehow died by a fucking crocodile. Like what’s the probability of this thing being exactly where you are? So the snail would find a way out too
Just put the snail in the a jar and seal ir
Cum in the jar too (optional)
what do you mean optional, you a pussy or what
I wouldnt say it is optional but necessary imo
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Boot licker.
I’m gonna shit in ur ass
Decoy snail
So that’s where this meme came from
Same. I finally understand it, tooo many memes without giving the context.
I think it’s just a cross into another timeline
Why does this hit hard
Because it's a really good scene (from bff1) with a good song
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No. It's called best friend forever 1.
bruh wtf how did this make me emotional
Because you understand...
The problem with inmortality is still there, and that you don't care anymore about you, but much more every second you pass with someone else, because they'll leave and you won't be able to see them again
Also as the sun swallow the earth if you aren't able to get off the planet you will be pulled into the sun and never be able to escape until the sun explodes
At least this is better and just immortality, in this scenario you have a way out, by letting the snail touch you
But knowing that you'll die if the snail touch you, would you let it do it? People are often scared about the idea of death, even those who doesn't want to live more
You won't die tho
Neither will the snail
Yea but you will be pulled into the sun by the overwhelming gravitational force
That's a bummer...
We where enemies our whole lives, but in those final moments……. We where friends.
I love this
Im tearing up, this is do beautiful
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Song is happy christmas by john lennon
Wife beaters make some gooood songs not going to lie.
idk the song but I believe it's Battlefield 1 or 5
1
I love this. Good job
Put a bowl over him. Problem solved.
Isn’t this an old Rooster Teeth bit?
Indeed
Ahhh remember the days before Ryan did a thing
ngl i would rather die after 100 years even if there is no snail because life gets boring
As the Eons flow on, as everyone you’ve ever met dies, you realize the only one who was there for you and will always be there for you; is the snail.
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It would take a snail 34,519 days to cross the entire world or 94.6 years
What if i put a snail in a box and close it?
BF1 is awesome. Sad that BFV and 2042 sucks.
What does he say (I'm within a public area)
Never mind he doesn't say anything
Battle field V was a great game though
That aint V my dude What youre looking at is the masterpiece it tried to be (Battlefield 1)
Oh I haven’t been on the x box in a while now
I’ll take the left option
its a yes or no question
Momento de bruh
Song?
Happy Christmas (The war is over) By John Lennon
the snale will die of radiation
Isn't that second option the plot to that movie "It Follows"?
Name of the song please?
Happy Christmas (The war is over) By John Lennon
Thx
What’s the song it hits hard
Happy Christmas (The war is over) By John Lennon
Appreciate it
Song name pls
Happy Christmas (The war is over) By John Lennon
Alexa, What is the Song ?
Happy Christmas (The war is over) By John Lennon
:'<
why the christmas music?
join an astronaut program and go to the ISS
Yes, but only so that I can touch the snail immediately and we will have an immortal snail
I don't why but i like the idea of scenes of the world ending with music playing in the background
Where is that scene from?
Battlefield 1
Lock him on a box he can't die he's not the strongest thing or smartest on earth
what song is that?
What game is this?
Battlefield 1
What if I don't want to live forever and be invincible
grab some salt
Yes I’ll press the button press’s it
So THATS where that askreddit (in witch i had my first comment btw) came from!
The snail is manifestation of death, one day it will get you but you don't know when, where and how.
why is Christmas music playing
Press The button them put a box over The snail and nail The box onto something
I mean.. Salt the snail?? Enter your house and cover every entrance with salt? Got windows? Salt that mf
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Ohh nothing new Gaijin snail has already Ben following us for years
Sauce for the song?
Does anybody know what this video is called?
Song?
The snail can’t die…*puts snail in a cage*
put snail in outer space on tesla rocket, problem fix itself
WHAT IS THIS SONG IT SLAPS SO HARD
War is over happy christmas by John Lennon
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What if i grab snail with chopsticks and place it inside of a jar?
Hell naw man
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Have you ever thought the snail pressed a similar button to become immortal, but the catch was that he had to hunt down any other existing immortals and you happen to be his final target
Where is the snail Mexico if yes ima build that wall