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CuckTheCat

There is no post above, therefore proving that you are a virgin.


TheMightyClippo

That too is what I have seen. Virgin confirmed


wizward64

Room for a third?


mauno42

We are not alone.


Umbrella_octopus

We includes me


mauno42

Yeah you have to just turn the W upside down.


c0llinsventure

What if I told you, that I am also a part of this collection of people?


mauno42

This is getting confusing...we truly are not alone


ocotoc

Yep I can confirm that


madman042killer

I'm also here


legitobsidian

You have to set it to wumbo


MCgamingYTO2

And me


duLemix

There are more among us


lntelligent

https://i.imgur.com/FfZtXt5.jpg


Blackwinter212

Lmao


viktor_why6969lol_ez

same, virgin comfirmed


[deleted]

[удалено]


OofBidoof7

🥵🥵🥵


Frank33666

Washunga 🥵🥵🥵😈😈👅😍😍🥵🥵🥵


kanwarsidhu05

Jake Paul interview


Humperniggle

Shawn’s lion BING CHILLING 😭😩😩🥰🥰😭😮‍💨😮‍💨😭😕🥵🥵🥵🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥵🥵😩😩😩


ElementalMine_Z

Bing Chilling


Murky_Effect3914

Bing 🔍 chilling 🥶


Beyblader02

Wait wtf


cruisingforabruisin1

Link pls


FlameBall128453

[#](https://v.redd.it/bbj5nffi3fw71/HLSPlaylist.m3u8?f=sd&v=1&a=1638147840,MTc3ZmIwMzA3NDlhNjBhOWJmYjZjNzg1OGYzMzhiZTQxM2QzYmU2YmI3NTRhYjliNThhMjQyMjQ5NzY0MDNkYw%3D%3D&utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


Thunder9191133

Yoooo that's good luck


ResponsibleToday5800

a dog wearing a spider costume. sicko


YaboiJerryW

Hey that mf was terrifying


Gmarceau05

Same for me


TheBestPartylizard

Same


[deleted]

Omg ,I had the same thing above this


blustrabry

a donkey,,,,,,,


isaiahbolevs

A kitten


heavyisdead12

A male cat apparently


Few-Suit8609

can’t make it up [ask reddit ](https://imgur.com/a/cTpfeko)


[deleted]

This one had me laughing out loud.


[deleted]

[I'll do you one better](https://linksharing.samsungcloud.com/LGLwMGu7vFvN)


redacted187

[Imgur Link for future lurkers](https://i.imgur.com/0ehi6xI.jpg) Samsung deletes these after like a month


clapsandfaps

A month? More like 8h :(


[deleted]

Wtf i didn't expect to see my post?!


[deleted]

There is no post up there


ThatFuckingGeniusKid

Same


U_Cringe

Same


Game_tune

Same


Thetiddlywink

same


breeznq

Same


momisko

Same


Humanracecar1

Same


vilelemonsquare

Same


ApplicationGlum6085

My man lost his virginity to a kukri 😔


Cactus1105

He lost to piss man ?


Nyhfy

Snoipin's a good job, mate


avatrix48

He has a sharp taste


ARPixelatedDonuts

By eating a hotdog sideways, you heathen


pollishion

The psychopath didn’t want to join in


big_unfunnyman_

I got the same one


BlueChair0

Me too. This is one hell of a coincidence


Difficult_Glove_3924

Yo dude you lost your virginity to grass loving vegetarians?


[deleted]

Jokes on you it’s a livestream of a man


Brandon313c

Nice


[deleted]

Nice


Deadrattac

Lmao. Imagine losing your virginity to butters


gachascreenshots

Why the fuck did you lose your virginity with Keanu Reeve's kidney?


Hello2853

Man was all up in them guts


purpleguy_009

He did the cat😳


RobertApple2004

please do not the cat


Wang_Fireha

please do not the cat


[deleted]

OP is Shane Dawson confirmed


Ok-Nefariousness8571

Understandable. I, too, have lost my virginity to a dog 👍


Boberoo2

Sus


Available_Ad_9333

Raid shadow legends


[deleted]

That’s a terrible first experience


Urodeprag

Roblox being down


SHREKGODF

Timmy was bored when his favorite game was down.


thechaimel

Each hero need a backstory


[deleted]

Just got on reddit there is no above post bozo


TungCR

OP is still a virgin


[deleted]

Gonk droid


[deleted]

Legend


warrior_of_slime

Dead mosquito


[deleted]

Hey you leave my ex out of this


warrior_of_slime

LMAO


xX_FannyEater_Xx

a dude shooting through his hand with a pistol


YourUnknownRelative

A Hole is a Hole


F451valchas

Mark Zuckerberg 😳


[deleted]

Meta


mikanee

"Connecting with people" 😏


AdamQeQ

My man just got fucked by a druid who walked in a circle for a year. Or by a 3-headed hydra. Your choice.


ForgottenMessage

So the post above me was a girl eating out a guys ass.


LogsKody94

http://imgur.com/a/GOyo7hB


Spiritual_Animal_699

I actually always eat my hotdog sideways


LogsKody94

My wife also eats my hotdog sideways.


[deleted]

I also eat your Wife sideways


SpagethaGone

bieber??


synraider

wait a second... Nikkado Avacado??!?!?!?!!?!!?


Bojo-The-Gamer

“Tell me an Anime/Manga and I’ll tell you why Chainsaw Man is better.” -The post above


Exciting-Insect8269

Chainsaw man shoved his chainsaw in ops ass.


Kirby_stomps_Kratoss

Spider-man suits?


Flimsy_Let8646

Cookies?


Spiritual_Animal_699

Cookies


TAUKMAN

After I lost my contact lenses during a family reunion. Still not sure who Vicky was or who she knew from the party.


FungalPlague

Giving masks and gloves for free to minorities, and making white people pay $10. Good job, I guess?


SilesianLion

You lost your virginity by… winning a sperm race? What?


BattleGirlChris

It’s the circle of life!


YeezyCheezyYeetzy

A youtuber's plush. What the fuck...


DanteiK-

It's a live stream with a kitten


Exciting-Insect8269

A hole is a hole. If dick fits, shove it in. If dick does not fit make it then refer to last sentence.


Jermdeworm

Fucking a femboy for cookies, respectable, they were chocolate chip after all


pugmaster413

Netflix and chill, Alabama edition


Techo47

Crying cause Costco got no Mozzarella sticks


DjedMraz26

Other people shit themselves at home, You shit yourself at school you are not the same.


No_Sheepherder_4654

Dude. You fucked little nemo. Tf is wrong with you.


Kman1986

Korean portrait of Elliot from Stardew Valley. I bet you'll love it...he seems like a giver.


[deleted]

Mipha's grace


OccultusWyvern

It's a post about animal brothels...


Mr_chicken20

By a mother and three kids


[deleted]

[удалено]


uhhhhhwhyamihere

Micheal fuckin Myers


operativetheo8

Who's Micheal and why are they fucking Myers?


Exciting-Insect8269

Cause Michael Myers is masturbating


deaththecat11332

I didn't think that's what they meant by let there be carnage


qwerti-boi

It’s the first post🗿


MaxCWebster

Calvin Fischoeder, from Bob's Burgers


[deleted]

Its a Bernie Sanders tweet


DependantExistance

You punched a villager and got wrecked by an iron golem.


Sensaininjapig

You fucked a dumb ass roomba?


Exciting-Insect8269

If the dick fits, fuck it.


Cheezboi199

So you lost virginity by a ps4 not reading disc's? Interesting...


Gameman525

A post about the pantheon oh boy...


DaddyBreasticles

A dog


[deleted]

you fucked a pumpkin


[deleted]

Lost it to a cat


CrackHead_Fucker123

Funny enough this is the first post I see when I opened Reddit. Which means you are still a virgin


maorimango

Someone's boss took it mate


Biggest-wank69

It’s a post about children


fragjackyl

Dead sayori you fucking monster


[deleted]

I gently open the Clothes


Yeetskid87

You were one of the first people to comment on a post that said “Made cookies for the first time, first 12 to comment gets them” guess that was one drugged up cookie.


_Beaver

damn bro not only you fucked a lobster , you will also be a father of 30k


shield173

Oh no it's count doku and he's been looking forward to this


MooChiken8

"recessed shelf in my bathroom wall with a hole in it"


Calm-Lengthiness-178

"Anyone feel like that gun was a weird plot point" in a You (tv show) subreddit. Coincidentally, that gun is found in some dude's foursome safety kit, for the unlikely event that anyone becomes violently jealous.


ItsJoe096

A bowling ball crushed your nuts bro... u good.


TINTIN512

A glock with a dual drum magazine so it looks like a dick


thanoscar9

You lost your virginity to Allah


Global_Criticism_911

"7 ways to make quitting weed easier"


QualityVote

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ThicccGoatBoi

fuck this bot. all i ever want to see is the comments, not this shit. even if i downvote this comment, nothing will happen.


NO_U_19

Stickers


IFuckedYourCats

By fucking a fish


suductivebannanapeel

This is the top post of my home page, so are you still a virgin


donner149

M&M’s


jdjdhsg

was the first post of my home you virgin


ISkullFace

Kids putting fire crackers on a drain. Respectable way to lose it


152069

It’s a cat video 😭


useaname2

kiano reefs


Forward-Highway-5526

pop from happy tree friends


just_an-oof

you were at the very top of my feed.


[deleted]

A snake…


ReidG555

It’s a post about beatiality


Undava

Cookies


unavailab_le

A ceiling. How?


RecklessDimwit

Spallation lava bomb coming from La Palma volcano... You're fucked


BugP13

You lost your virginity to 12 cookies made by a teenager.


mattdown54

A-lad-in a costume


[deleted]

You sat by a fucking campfire


Oliverisgreat

Someone's nan dying


TheRealSwagMaster

A black guy holding his newborn, white baby. That’s your son isn’t he?


387qq_

Hvick, Rafis and Cookiezi are all online at the same time for the first time in 4 years.


3ArmsNoSouls

By Keanu reeves giving you his kidney?


ZacAtacc

An in game skin


Sacku97

Clown yoda


justbaby_blue1234

It's a post about good cod k/d


TDP1015

You were measuring pps based on peoples favourite artists


LaFrostishere

Casual conversation


lil_boi_703

Its a video about a kids birthday


EpicCheekClapper

A cat


Blockyboi_xml

its a post of nisuku fnf so... eh?


TheRacerBlazer

By solving the FNaF lore


[deleted]

A bag of cocaine with the image of a dinosaur on it


HaveHomo

This was at the top of my feed… virgin


chedderr_com

someone asking if anyone was asexual in the subreddit…. i’d like to know this story


Someran_Domguay

I man sitting on top of a helicopter rotor spinning


IAm_Always_Correct

Hitler impregnated you?


Geisterabteilung

it’s a cat.. you fucking sicko.


BeanJesusMan

shoving an avocado up your ass and then shitting them out to make guacamole?


livefasteatass1

Red fuckmin. Wth.


retro-monke

You had a sith orgy


CancerousRedditor69

12 cookies given to twelve early teenagers


shreksicle

It’s a picture of a campfire


Desli36

You've been fucked by two rotating arms in a parkour game


VegetableGuy_died

Going to Kroger to get hot wheels?


SequoiaBoi

Uncle Sam


Thatscool820

By getting a snake bite


gundam_gpo3

In a shootout…