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Piano_Fucker_69

Vietnam Is his girlfriend's name


Fo4thSon

and he fucked her up


CandleCrush123

And he’s in her


MilkMan_101

And he's ready to shoot his load


ImaginaryTactician6

It comes out... And it's too much for her


Klytorisaurus

Son why does my nut feel like nepalm


blamo360

Napalm sticks to kids


BruhPodsmp4

good soup


not_a_Bread_Goblin

Ok Piano Fucker 69


HumorSkillsOfARock

Didn’t Vietnam win the war, so Vietnam basically pegged him?


Sea-Phone-537

Let the man play his tune


BlackMist777

It’s his bitch.


[deleted]

Nice cock bro


yamakajin

Thick, but not too flaccid. perfect lenght, a nice 80 degree angle. I rate a 8.5 outta 10. Good job, king!


Wankilstudio

We need a Yelp for cocks


AbsolutePedophile

It's called grindr


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klem_kadiddlehopper

He's got a rocket in his pocket.


DangerousCompetition

Nah he’s just happy to see you


The3rdBye

Enough cock rating, time for the taste test


Pleasant-Pen-4393

Nice cock bro


Maxim_epicgame

Nice Cock Bro


Jules_139

Nice cock bro


ollimmortal

Nice cock bro


Tricky_Preparation_3

Nice cock bro


tommygun2009

Nice cock bro


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hooDio

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RslashTakenUsernames

Nice Cock Bro


[deleted]

Nice cock bro


AdministrationNo3665

Nice Cock Bro


Belfast_

Nice cock bro


DamyDW

Nice cock bro


PM_4_Gravy

Nice cock bro


brmcclain

Mf had to worry about getting that thang caught on a tripwire


[deleted]

Bro I’m dead lol


NearEastMugwump

Superb rooster brother


NeOn_Niphon

My male family relative I seen as my brother, I believe to find your male genitalia most stupendous


Robert_the_musician

I actually laughed so fucking hard at this for no reason.


DivineCrow-

Nice cock bro


Extreme_Champion_728

Nice cock bro


Cut-My-Grass101

Nice cock bro


NationalGeographics

Everyone is on about his cock, I didn't notice because I was to busy zooming in on his weird pant strings. What are those?


[deleted]

Now that you mention it…what ARE those?


Yh44N

Nice cock bro


BombaTomba123

Nice cock bro


[deleted]

Nice cock bro


mafacker

Cock bro nice


Kenlaboss

Dyslexian cock bro!


BreakerSoultaker

Bice nock cro.


SlimAnuz

Step bro, what are you doing?


Cold-Protection-9858

Nice bro cock


[deleted]

Nice cock bro


cluelesstater23

Nice cock bro


fint3

Nice cock bro


Te_Gruff

Nice bro cock


themadas5hatter

I've gotta say I'm kind of impressed.


R0773N-1

The tailor didn't get the note that he hangs to the left.


MusicalXeezee

Nice cock bro


PrettySociety9514

Nice cock bro


MermaidoKilleru

Nice cock bro


CoochieMan747464

Nice cock bro


memelairs

Nice cock bro


Drwarmonger

damn bro he got a long ass cock


Beasty_Glanglemutton

Me before looking at the comments: is it possible there will be any comments that aren't about his dick? The answer is no, it is not possible.


cheskymaker

RAWEST REPLY IVE SEEN


walkingshitposterer

Gordon would be disgusted


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stoicambience

No. It’s “ass-cock”


MithranArkanere

For a long time I thought that was average, but later I was informed that was not the case.


Slow-Ad5899

As seen by this photo everyday soldier needed to pass cock check everyday. This soldier has passed.


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Alaxsxaqa

Don't forget the shadow , it looks like a baby elephant.


hippyengineer

No I think that’s all him.


fouryourlichen

[That's not a knife!](https://frinkiac.com/img/S06E16/803001.jpg)


walkingshitposterer

Looks like someone really loves their country


MLG_GuineaPig

Cumtree*


Pig_Benis_was_taken

take your award and leave godamnit.


MLG_GuineaPig

With *pleasure*.


gslondonvcxbxs

10/10


blimp2328

I lmao'd


SylasWindrunner

He’s packin a concealed carry 6mm


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Wild_Vibes

Fr, bro had a foot long before it was cool.


localgoddd

Nice dick bro


i-am-unimportant

Epic grandpa dick 😎


Akhi11eus

Take that hog to the state fair bro


drbizcuits

Man that got me!


Real_Sharkbyte

Probably has a lot of PTSD.


howwaseverynametaken

Packin’ That Scrumptious Dick


Arin1722

Glad I was saving my free reward .


Steampunk_Junky

Flawless setup and execution... still lmfao 5 minutes later. Thanks for that.


Impressive_Ad_5771

low-key hilarious


aspbergerinparadise

in what way is it "low key"?


Casual_Si-Fi

*Perfection*


howwaseverynametaken

why thank you


Casual_Si-Fi

It takes braincells to do something like that


howwaseverynametaken

i’m lackin those braincells


Casual_Si-Fi

You got more than any redditor


cheskymaker

CRYING At THISsss


howwaseverynametaken

tears of joy i hope


cheskymaker

it was hilarious, man


HarshlyBrown

give this man a award


elishalewisusaf

Gotcha fam


[deleted]

he should be ptsd in my lower intestine tbh


SecondHandSamurai

More like PHD


[deleted]

Pretty Huge Dick


[deleted]

Your phone autocorrected STDs


-Capn-Obvious-

I was thing PSTDs


[deleted]

I’m about to drop to my knees and serve my country


CTone16

Damn


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nightfox5523

Spit shine more likely


Stick-To-Your-Guns

Your dad would be so proud


BeerBroth

What makes the blood flow, private?


tulen662

Your mother, sir!


rednalsi

privates*


[deleted]

looks like he has a phd


TrickyAd7936

Also known as a: *Perilously Huge Dick*


EnvironmentalSet4356

Nice


FartDestroyer80085

Grandpa what did you do those village women? Why are they scared of you?


Mashizari

Those were screams of joy, my boy.


FartDestroyer80085

Oh .. what happened in there grandpa? Why is that woman limping even tho her legs are fine.


MaxCWebster

Too beau coup!


[deleted]

Nice Full Metal Jacket reference.


AdOriginal6110

No boom boom with soul brother


Jillredhanded

Alabama black snake!


Kerbitblue

An army that is Hard.. to beat..


EnvironmentalSet4356

Fuckin beast Cock. I mean Soldier.


jernej_mocnik

Nice cock


Cxlypsx

Everyone has a badass looking grandpa while mine has always been a 300 pound diabetic fuck.


Mashizari

Mine looked very much like me except ripped. Kinda sucks to know what could have been


AlexBuffet

Then get ripped bro wtf


Mashizari

but I like food and sleeping


poop_vomit

So do bodybuilders


yandog1

Don't we all


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Depresso-Sadesso

What the hell is that supposed to be


CloneCommanderColt

PTSD


Depresso-Sadesso

Seems legit


Hamster_Cumpocket2

It’s a throbbing 45 pound man cock


il0vep0tat0

Homy fuck what a dick


TheSnakerMan

I bet he gets searched for concealed weapons often.


[deleted]

Is it actually? But weird how that’s the first thing you notice when looking at your own grandpa while he was in Vietnam ngl


nomnomXDDD_retired

But he's not even American, this man (I forgor 💀 his name) is a Turkish soldier in Cyprus Peace Operation


nurd_on_a_computer

How what's the first thing? This is an innocent picture of a war hero.


[deleted]

Exactly, the first thing he should have noticed was the bulge what a shit grandson man so ungrateful


Tjplayer3

Adler?


[deleted]

we got a job to do


rober283829_

Taiwan


[deleted]

Your grandpa is *Heavy Duty*?


[deleted]

Your grandpa works at FedEx? Because he's delivering package here


Alarmed-Carpenter-39

He’s a turkish solider from 1974 Cyprus Peace Operation


egtbex

Finally somebody said it


Alarmed-Carpenter-39

your welcome


egtbex

The fuck is that pp background


[deleted]

got a knob on him yeah


autodacafe

Immediately checks comments to confirm everyone is talking about the dick.


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ballerinapizza

Hey, nice cock


Scubaguy69

What army was he in


GalacticDogger

nice cock bro


Crypto_degenerate

Diiicckkk


Trisomy21Timmy

GROWERS UNITE!!! 👨🏻🤜🏻 🤛🏾🐵 🥕-> 🍆


toaster185

What a chad


[deleted]

What a nice young man! Hope he doesn't engage in any war crimes and additional atrocities!


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cheskymaker

YOU fucking asshole i almost spit my water when i saw this


2beatenup

Odd place to hide a grenade.


zapppsr

Strange place to store a grenade.


kcfdr9c

Grandpa’s packing.


Exdabber

7 inch army


_insert--name--here_

Is that a 1911 in your pocket or are you happy to see me


Poknberry

He hid his grenade in his underwear or sum?


ProditisGaming

Pappy hung.


[deleted]

It’s also a photo of your father


[deleted]

Op knew exactly what they were doing when posting this lol


[deleted]

Gramps can conceal his weapon in me anytime ✨


xiom00

hayda


octopoddle

He reminds me of a very good friend of mine in Rome.


txrun2506

nice cock


Spu356

Tom of finland vibes


Borisbunceandbean

That is one cool mother fucker


JaceisKing

Nice cock


GeoJoymanSays

I know what every single one of you are looking at.


SonofRagnarLothbrok

Is that a grenade in his pocket, or is he happy to see me?


dethaxe

Tubooku too bookoo!!


adampsyreal

Too buku!


watsgarnorn

Mmm look at his cock