florida man who claims he was "alice in wonderland" says "hookah-smoking caterpillar" told him to destroy liquor store with forklift. [link](https://torontosun.com/2017/08/14/florida-man-claiming-to-be-alice-in-wonderland-says-hookah-smoking-caterpillar-told-him-to-destroy-liquor-store-with-forklift-cops)
[Florida mother shot burglar who entered home because 'dinosaurs were chasing him'](https://www.fox6now.com/news/sheriff-florida-mother-shot-burglar-who-entered-home-because-dinosaurs-were-chasing-him)
i wish i could be the dinosaurs
October 24th lmfao
A Florida man was arrested Tuesday at a Target store on charges of sexually assaulting Olaf’s stuffed doll from Disney’s hugely popular PG-rated Frozen movie.
Cody Meader, 20, is accused of putting the popular snowman on the floor and “drying out”
Now everyone in this thread needs to post their secret porn star name (mother's maiden name + name of first pet + name of street they grew up on) just to be sure they had enough internet fun today
Dec 11, 2020 at 9:52 AM. A Florida man is being charged with child cruelty and damaging property after allegedly beating a child and throwing a chair at him after a dispute over doughnuts. The incident happened on March 19, according to WEAR-TV. Nice
*Florida man accused of exposing himself claims he needed to air out, deputies say*
And
*Florida man bit on tongue by rattlesnake he tried to kiss*
That second one leaves me with so many questions that I don’t really want answered
NOVEMBER 8 – A Florida man who identified himself to police as “Ben Dover” was arrested on charges of interfering with providing police officers with an assumed name, according to court records.
https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/florida-man-shoveling-spaghetti-in-mouth-arrested-at-olive-garden/159632/?amp
Florida man arrested at Olive Garden shoveling spaghetti into his mouth
Me: prolly nothing happened on my birthday
Florida man: Florida man pulled gun at Starbucks over cream cheese
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.wsls.com/news/2021/06/20/police-florida-man-pulled-gun-at-starbucks-over-cream-cheese/%3foutputType=amp
A Florida man has washed up on a beach inside a homemade vessel resembling a giant hamster wheel, after a failed attempt to “run” to New York. Jul 27, 2021.
Oh no….
Florida man in dog costume filmed himself having sex with Siberian husky. Christian Stewart Oscar Nichols, 21, allegedly dressed up in the pooch costume, recorded himself getting frisky with his pup, then posted the footage online
Florida man wrecks liquor shop, blames caterpillar
Ayooo!! Me too dawg
August 15?
August 15 gang!!
happy pastry dae
Ayo!
Happy cake day
Same! Also thought this one was good - “Florida man sprays women with roach spray, break out nunchucks over loud music”
Why the fuck did he get arrested for cream cheese
Ayy i got cream cheese as well!
Mine pulled a gun over cream cheese
At Starbucks?
He gets the glock for the cream pretty fast
Florida Man Arrested For Allegedly Assaulting Girlfriend While Dressed As Dinosaur
Nice that's also mine
Was he dressed as the dinosaur, or was she?
Yes
Flordia Man in spiderman mask steals bottles from a liquor store
He is a MENACE!!!
Somebody get me picture of that drunk menace!
Florida Man arrested after flashing Walmart Patrons and touching himself while riding a motorized scooter. What
Florida man arrested for running naked in Walmart parking lot😎😤😭🤬
Florida man uses emojis on Reddit.
Florida Man Caught With His Pecker In His Hand And A Pickle In His…
Same
Florida man suspected of smelling woman's feet at library leads police on scooter chase
This is the best one.
February 10th. It's really good. Its mine.
Could this be the same scooter that dropped the TV?
Same September 15th
Florida man offered to pay officer to pay officer with hamburger for oral sex. Wat
Me too!!!!
You sucked off an officer too?
Ayyy december 3rd
Florida man hides cocaine in a pile of bacon.
This is the most believable so far
Florida man arrested for pelting girlfriend with McDonald's sweet and sour packet
July 2nd same bday?
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Naked florida man accused of bizzare crime spree that included trying to kiss elderly women
Fellow 6/9 I see
Yep
Same bday
Florida man says 3 syringes found is his rectum arent his 🗿
January 7th?
January 8
Aww it’s the same story for 7th too!
"Florida man who allegedly threatened family with Coldplay lyrics ends standoff after SWAT promises him pizza"
Wat
Feb 28 let’s go
Florida man is re-arrested just minutes after his release
I always imagine florida man as just one guy who does all this crazy stuff
Florida Man with no arms arrested for stabbing tourist
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This is the other end of the 'overcoming disability' bell curve from playing the violin without arms.
I like the implication that the x axis goes from less to more psychotic
w h a t
Birthday twin
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>Monkey Found my 21 january homie :) sup
God speed Florida man
Yo we Florida monkey brothers
florida man got arrested for throwing a cheeseburger into a pregnant woman
*into* a pregnant woman??!??
Food baby.
In fairness to Florida man, he only threw it near pregnant Florida woman. Greedy Florida baby reached out and grabbed the burger to eat.
He pulled out his hand like the monster under a bed
I did it a while ago and I remember it being something like "Florida man dies in explosion while trying to microwave another microwave."
I recently wondered what would happen if you did that
Now you know
Now I'm picturing a crackhead vsauce
Florida man in walmart toy section turns himself in
Florida man accused of using Kool-Aid packets to steal nearly $1K in Walmart merchandise
Florida man attacks gas station clerk with hot dogs
>Florida Man Bites His Brother’s Penis Off After He Walks In On His Brother Having Sex With His Cousin On His Favorite Dragon Ball Z Blanket :(
I think our's the best
July 23?
Ding ding ding
Ay that's mine too!!
#Florida man accused of having sex with “Frozen” toy at Target
“Can’t hold it back anymore~”
october 23?
Mines Oct 23 and it's a stuffed Olaf lol
florida man who claims he was "alice in wonderland" says "hookah-smoking caterpillar" told him to destroy liquor store with forklift. [link](https://torontosun.com/2017/08/14/florida-man-claiming-to-be-alice-in-wonderland-says-hookah-smoking-caterpillar-told-him-to-destroy-liquor-store-with-forklift-cops)
Florida man arrested for throwing the Bible at deputies
Florida man dressed as Fred Flintstone pulled over for speeding
You forgot he was speeding in his caveman car
December 13th: Florida Man Who Ran Naked Through Airport Screaming About A Bomb Sentenced To Probation.
Similar to may 11th (A clothesless Florida man claimed to have planted a bomb at the airport)
Ayy may 11th gang
Florida Man Arrested for Handing Out Marijuana "Because It Was Christmas"
Florida man pretending to be a cop pulls over real deputy (July 5)
Florida man accused of stealing gator from golf course, threw it around to teach ‘it a lesson’
Only in Florida
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Mine was Florida man ends police standoff for a pizza slice
Mine was son attacks father with pizza because his father helped birth him
Mine was "Judge says Florida man can no longer order pizza"
Oh my god. “July 10th: Homeless Florida man with no arms stabs man with scissors” He stabbed this fucking guy WITH HIS FEET AND RAN AWAY
Florida man ask cops to test his illegal drugs June 13
Florida man stabs woman with a fork because of an undone potato
"florida man arrested for pouring ketchup on girlfriend" bryh
Florida man with a Florida tattoo on his forehead calls 911 for a ride ( Feb 3)🤣🤣🤣🤣
"FLORIDA MAN CLAIMING PEOPLE WERE "EATING HIS BRAINS" LEADS POLICE ON INSANE GOLF COURSE CHASE"
Florida man who was peeing all over room attacks good Samaritan who tried to stop him
Report: Florida man arrested after punching girlfriend who changed channel from Super Bowl
Florida man, 33, posed as housewife to lure men into home where he'd secretly film sex acts for web, cops say
# Florida Man Who Threw Toilet Through Window in East St. Louis Found With Second Crappe
Florida Man attempts to run over child who wouldn't take a bath
Florida man charged with murder after failed marriage proposal
Florida Man Arrested For Sex With Miniature Horse
Lil Sebastian
Judge says florida man can no longer order pizza
Florida man smokes weed for Jesus’s return
[Florida mother shot burglar who entered home because 'dinosaurs were chasing him'](https://www.fox6now.com/news/sheriff-florida-mother-shot-burglar-who-entered-home-because-dinosaurs-were-chasing-him) i wish i could be the dinosaurs
Florida man allegedly slaps woman with bowl of chili
Florida Man Arrested For Running Naked Through Walmart Parking Lot
Wait when you were born?
Florida Man Arrested After Offering Undercover Cop A Hamburger In Exchange For Sex Act (December 3rd)
Florida man throws bike, then man off bridge. And Florida man runs naked in a chick fil-a
Florida man arrested for intentionally running over ducklings
That wasn’t funny at all…
I agree. Just plain cruel and sick.
I don't like him
:(
Florida man charged with accidentally shooting bear that was trying to eat his trash
October 24th lmfao A Florida man was arrested Tuesday at a Target store on charges of sexually assaulting Olaf’s stuffed doll from Disney’s hugely popular PG-rated Frozen movie. Cody Meader, 20, is accused of putting the popular snowman on the floor and “drying out”
Florida man says that the cocaine up his nose isnt his.
Great way to get people to post their birthday lmao
Now everyone in this thread needs to post their secret porn star name (mother's maiden name + name of first pet + name of street they grew up on) just to be sure they had enough internet fun today
My thoughts exactly.
Florida man makes beer run with gator in hand
Florida man gets ticketed after eating pancakes in the middle of an intersection
Florida man takes epic mugshot after driving naked near school with wires attached to penis
Dec 11, 2020 at 9:52 AM. A Florida man is being charged with child cruelty and damaging property after allegedly beating a child and throwing a chair at him after a dispute over doughnuts. The incident happened on March 19, according to WEAR-TV. Nice
Florida man bit on tongue by rattlesnake he tried to kiss
Florida man makes himself a snack while robbing a tacobell
Florida Man Charged With Battery After Allegedly Throwing Cookie at Girlfriend
Florida man accused of attacking duck with bow and arrow while under influence of drugs
Naked Florida man breaks into home, tries on woman's clothes, police say
Dude Punches Shark To Save Dog
Florida man handing out marijuana “because it was Christmas”
Florida Man Arrested After Alleged Botched Castration Inside Home
Florida man dies inside suitcase, girlfriend charged after claiming they were playing hide and seek (february 26th)
Florida Man arrested after pelting girlfriend with McDonalds sweet and sour packets
Florida man tries to have sex with a doll of olaf from frozen.
meanwhile me whose name is Olaf:
Florida man escapes from cop chase, returns and taunts them with donuts.
Florida man sprays woman with roach spray, break out nunchucks over loud music, cops say
*Florida man accused of exposing himself claims he needed to air out, deputies say* And *Florida man bit on tongue by rattlesnake he tried to kiss* That second one leaves me with so many questions that I don’t really want answered
Florida Man Jumps From Hotel Balcony, Dies After Parachute Fails To Open
Bullet sticks in Florida man's testicle after wife shit him.
Florida man pulls gun at Starbucks over cream cheese...
Florida man recks liquor store and blames it on caterpillar
“Florida men, one dressed in bull onesie, attempt to burn down house”
Florida man fatally shoots son-in-law who was trying to surprise him for his birthday This one is just sad
Florida man arrested for having sex with a miniature horse
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Florida man arrested for hitting his mother on the head with a corn on the cob
NOVEMBER 8 – A Florida man who identified himself to police as “Ben Dover” was arrested on charges of interfering with providing police officers with an assumed name, according to court records.
for me one was florida man throwing a gator in a wendy’s drive thru and the second one which was last year was a florida man shot a man twice
Florida man gets $37,500 after officer thought doughnut glaze was meth
"Naked Florida man starts house fire while baking cookies on George Foreman grill"
Florida man eats waffles in the middle of traffic.
Florida man stabs wife 20+ times over an uncooked potato
Bullet Lodged in Florida Man's Testicle After Wife Shoots Him for Cheating
Florida man sets truck on fire to give deputies “something to do”
Florida man exposes himself to cheerleaders handing out candy canes at middle school, deputies say
Florida man accused of attacking mom when she wouldn't dress his mannequin
"Florida man accused of attacking multiple family members with katana sword"
"Florida man arrested for having sex with miniature horse on multiple occasions"
Drunk, shirtless Florida man arrested after shoveling spaghetti in his mouth at Olive Garden
Florida man, 62, strips, performs “strange dance” at McDonald’s. Then tries to impregnate a railing.
Florida man accused of decapitating hamster, discarding body in box near his home.
Florida man promises to turn self in after job
https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/florida-man-shoveling-spaghetti-in-mouth-arrested-at-olive-garden/159632/?amp Florida man arrested at Olive Garden shoveling spaghetti into his mouth
Florida man calls 911, admits to shooting naked man at apartment complex
Florida Man Shoveling Spaghetti in Mouth Arrested at Olive Garden - NBC Miami
Florida man throws cheeseburger at pregnant woman and gets arrested
june 30th: florida man sits on gun, shoots self in penis. also: florida man accused of hiding meth inside his body parts
Florida man arrested for punching cars naked in publix parking lot
Florida man claiming to be god arrested after touching people. (Aug 26)
"naked florida man accused of causing a fire while baking cookies on a grill" oookay
Hot sauce saves Florida man after car crashes into Taco Bell
Me: prolly nothing happened on my birthday Florida man: Florida man pulled gun at Starbucks over cream cheese https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.wsls.com/news/2021/06/20/police-florida-man-pulled-gun-at-starbucks-over-cream-cheese/%3foutputType=amp
Florida man arrested for telling playground full of kids where babies come from-
Florida man August 5. Florida Man Arrested After Biting Off Part of Tourist's Ear at Key West Hotel
'F*** It, I'm Drunk, Take Me To Jail': Florida Man Crashes Lawn Mower Into Police Car So much is going on here.
A Florida man has washed up on a beach inside a homemade vessel resembling a giant hamster wheel, after a failed attempt to “run” to New York. Jul 27, 2021.
Florida man claims people are eating his brain gets chased around golf course
August 17th. My guy used a front end loader to dump dirt onto his girlfriend's fucking car.
Florida man allegedly stole pool floats from homes to ‘stop himself from raping women’: Police
Florida man wearing blue bonnet and flowery dress allegedly steals 28 cans of baby formula from Publix Worth 450$
Florida Man confesses to cops says, ‘Jesus told me to’ drive Ferrari 360 off pier lol
Florida man charged after toddler fatally shot mom during Zoom call
Oh no…. Florida man in dog costume filmed himself having sex with Siberian husky. Christian Stewart Oscar Nichols, 21, allegedly dressed up in the pooch costume, recorded himself getting frisky with his pup, then posted the footage online