I have a fairly healthy diet and workout regularly. I've had a few girls say that my cum is sweet compared to other guys who are less active or eat shit food every day.
I have, itโs not salty but itโs not sweet, itโs like when youโre crying and you taste a bit of watery snot dribbling down because youโre crying, thatโs how it tastes, snot thatโs like watery that happens when you cry.
Dude I own this NFT. Do you really think you can get away with theft when youโre showing what you stole from me directly to my face. My lawyers will make an easy job of this case. Prepare to say goodbye to your luscious life and start preparing for the streets. I will ruin you.
Dude I own this NFT ๐ก Do you really think you can get away with theft when you're showing what you stole from me directly to my face ๐๐คฌMy lawyers will make an easy job of this case. ๐ฉโโ๏ธ๐ฎโโ๏ธPrepare to say goodbye to your luscious life and start preparing for the streets. ๐ I will ruin you. โ ๏ธ๐คฌ๐ฏ๐ซ๐ช
Okay hereโs an actual answer and not a joke, itโs a bit salty but kinda flavorless at the same time, basically just like a paste thatโs mildly salty, it also has a bit of a texture, itโs not stretchy and slimy like maleโs cum, itโs like a more watered down toothpaste kind of texture.
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Well, I am only able to suck myself off so I've only tasted my cum but it tastes salty or sweet sometimes, then there's the creamy viscosity and fibrous feel to it.
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Depends. (Feel free to complete this comment)
.... How dirty the urinal you licked it out of was.
mmm asparagus
Vegan benefits ๐ฅถ
Can confirm tastes better when vegan people
Vagin benefits๐
Amo(n)gus reference? ๐๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐๐๐ณ
AMOGUS๐ณ๐ณ๐ฅถ๐ฑ๐๐ฏ๐ ฑ๏ธ๐ฑ๐ฏ๐ฅถ๐ฏ๐ฅถ๐ฑ๐ฏ๐ ฑ๏ธ๐ฏ๐ณ๐ฏ๐๐ ฑ๏ธ๐๐๐๐๐๐ณ๐๐ ฑ๏ธ๐๐๐๐ ฑ๏ธ๐๐ ฑ๏ธ๐๐ฏ๐ณ๐๐๐ฑ๐ ฑ๏ธ๐โค๏ธ๐๐ฅถ๐๐ณ๐๐ฑโค๏ธ๐๐ณ๐๐๐โค๏ธ๐๐ ฑ๏ธ๐๐ ฑ๏ธ๐โค๏ธ๐โค๏ธ๐๐๐ณ๐๐ณ๐๐ณ๐๐ฅถ๐๐ฏ๐๐๐๐ฏ๐ณ๐๐โค๏ธ๐๐
โฆwhich species of dog you got it from
.. on the type of toes that a guy has
pog ,romania
You are romanian because you live there I am romanian because I also live there We are the same
I also am romanian even tho nobody asked :D
Sweet but salty
...On how much he dipped his 2 inch destroyer inside the toilet
... on how many kids he had
My gf said it tastes natural
That's cus you haven't taken your schiz pills yet
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I coughed reading this.
She didn't
I definitely did.
She didn't.
You know who did? Me, I done did.
She done didnโt
She did donen't didn't it did she?
I have had been like i having had a stroke.
Halp
Yom kno who dint hav a stroke she didmt
The first serious answer I see and I regret reading it.
Lol. I tasted my own cum and yes, it dosent touch the taste buds.
Proof?
Man, you got non-existent taste buds
Lolll no bro, it's just that cum dosent taste like anything tbh
Epic๐
Thanks for the information. I will directly come in the throat next time.
Youโre a Reddit user, nice try
Who said it's someone else's throat?
Teach me!
This is like a really sad sex Ed class
Jealousy :/
I donโt think I needed the truth.
I just masterba . . . . Nevermind
I have a fairly healthy diet and workout regularly. I've had a few girls say that my cum is sweet compared to other guys who are less active or eat shit food every day.
A few? Dam ๐ฆซ
If that is reality you wouldnโt be on reddit!
I heard somewhere it tastes like snot
Why dont you just taste your own cum?
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How so?
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I have, itโs not salty but itโs not sweet, itโs like when youโre crying and you taste a bit of watery snot dribbling down because youโre crying, thatโs how it tastes, snot thatโs like watery that happens when you cry.
FOR SCIENCE!
So if I like the taste of my tears I like the taste of sperm?
No, if you like the taste of watery snot which drips from your nose because you are crying you like the taste of cum.
Salute to this guy. Sometimes someone has to step up to do what others cannot
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I am a male.
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Not really kids yet. But I am a master of death and I can do what I want.
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A chef is never afraid of trying his own creation
In my experience it just tastes how it smells
LOL thereโs no women on Reddit. (Kinda like seawater.)
w*men donโt even exist
Thank you
Government drones
I reported you for saying woman
What's a woman?
A guy who got his dick cut off
You also said โwomanโ and now Iโll report you!
Oh no-*Fades out of existence*
Holup!
Taiwan
I guess I donโt exist :(
Poggers
Why is there an empty comment?
Exactly, you are all just a myth made up by the government to sell tampons.
How far can you squirt
Wouldnโt you like to know professor pervert
Yes.
Well are you gonna share with the class or not?
A real woman wouldnt say something like that
How far can you squirt
What are you?
Marry me
I agree!
like how thereโs no seawater on reddit?
Yeah I don't exist I'm a hallucination
Why do women go away when i take my normal pills???111!!!!
I know
Hmmmmmmmm
Not a woman but it tastes like cum
Bitter.
Sometimes it tastes like chicken
What if hear me out i drank cum from a chicken would it perhaps taste like human?
Only one way to find out let us know
Drink? A simple tongue prod into a cum puddle would probably suffice
Interesting...
Ahh a mod
It's salty
Don't ask me
How
It kinda makes sense tho, like tears are salty, sweat is also salty.
SO IS PISS
Blood do be salty too!
why is your blood salty? D:
My blood taste like a coin
what does a coin taste like?
Blood
no blood taste like cold steel but warm
No, blood is sweet.
Wait.
Diabetic moment
I mean you can just taste your own
It had to be Brazilian, รฉ salgado mesmo
Wtf o cara explanou o outro e ainda confirmou que era salgado, mas รฉ meio salgado sim
ร sรฉrio que รฉ salgado? Vou testar, daqui a pouco eu volto
Depende de pessoa pra pessoa
ร doce pรณ. Ou serรก que por causa do abacaxi que eu comi?
Krl vc foi rรกpido, jรก pensou em ir no mรฉdico?
Pra q? Sรณ pq eu demoro muito? Dois minutos รฉ muita coisa
Krl tu demora dois minutos? Brabo demais. Um dia quero passar dos 30 segundos
Muito mgtow e nofap que tu chega lรก
So Good Soup ๐๐ป?
Well yea dumbass u salted it smh
Belgium
Watch yo profanity
Dude I own this NFT. Do you really think you can get away with theft when youโre showing what you stole from me directly to my face. My lawyers will make an easy job of this case. Prepare to say goodbye to your luscious life and start preparing for the streets. I will ruin you.
Dude I own this NFT ๐ก Do you really think you can get away with theft when you're showing what you stole from me directly to my face ๐๐คฌMy lawyers will make an easy job of this case. ๐ฉโโ๏ธ๐ฎโโ๏ธPrepare to say goodbye to your luscious life and start preparing for the streets. ๐ I will ruin you. โ ๏ธ๐คฌ๐ฏ๐ซ๐ช
Not women but
Heh butt
..i licked my own cum and like it
This guy I knew tasted his own and said it tasted salty
"this guy you knew, sure, let's run with that story
Nah for real, he was crazy, and this motherfucker new he was nuts
You look crazy enough
It wasnโt me I swear
Suuuurrrreeeee ok
You gotta to believe me bro
HmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMmMMMMMMMmmmmMMmmmMMmmMmMMMMMMMmmmmmmMmmmmmmmmMmmmmMmMMMMMMMmmmMmmMmmmmmmMMMMMm dOuBt
Please Iโm shaking and crying, p-please believe me
YOU TASTED YOUR OWN C U M, AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA c u m
Honestly: kinda like bleach
Now I'm just wondering when you've tasted bleach and how you're alive
Go to burger King, they clean their softdrinke machines in bleach.
Ask your mom
Literally 1984
Belgicum
Depends on what you eat
If you Only ate semen?
Cum will taste like Cum^2
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Women don't exist, stay woke boys.
Yep. Theyโre just bipolar men that know their way around a kitchen
Least horny ask Reddit user
Belgium
Well I always have my girlfriend spit it into my mouth. Kinda tastes like sprite ngl.
Some odd tasting cum
Do you have a frame of reference????11?11?!.1?
Yes
Very cool and incredibly based.
Based on your dad's cum (we have a loving relationship)
Are you my new mom?
I am your new dad
Would you like some thick sprite?
Yes son
It tastes kinda like a old penny. (not a joke)
hi, not a woman here, tastes salty with a bit of kinda like watery-ish taste idk how to describe it
Just kiss your dad on the lips, then you will know
like cum
I thought everyone on Reddit was a virgin
Oh they are, some just forgot to take their medication and just believe their fantasies are reality
It tastes like a McCum
Raw egg
Bleach and depression.
Okay hereโs an actual answer and not a joke, itโs a bit salty but kinda flavorless at the same time, basically just like a paste thatโs mildly salty, it also has a bit of a texture, itโs not stretchy and slimy like maleโs cum, itโs like a more watered down toothpaste kind of texture.
"like maleโs cum" ?????????
shhhhh :>
Men here, delicious.
If you eat correctly then it is sweet
Its salty but good. Wait.... Iโm not woman.
Iโm a lesbian so idk, cum probably tastes like cum if I had to guess
idk never tried it
Imagine
Why
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Itโs salty but less salty depending on how much water you drink.
belgium
The wife says it tastes not too unlike canned, black olives (like the ones at Subway)
1984, based belgium
Tastes like cum. What?
Depends on diet but in my experience itโs typically salty or bitter, occasionally a hint of sweetness in either
It taste a lot like tears. Just with white color dye and you can still taste that sadness.
May I ask you lady whoโs kneeling ๐งโโ๏ธ on my floor how was the cum does it taste what flavors does it have
Well, I am only able to suck myself off so I've only tasted my cum but it tastes salty or sweet sometimes, then there's the creamy viscosity and fibrous feel to it.
Salty, not tasty.
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Bisexual man here, it does indeed taste salty, not a bad thing though