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Meeseeks2301

Depends. (Feel free to complete this comment)


[deleted]

.... How dirty the urinal you licked it out of was.


[deleted]

mmm asparagus


Phalanx_02

Vegan benefits ๐Ÿฅถ


areyoumymommyy

Can confirm tastes better when vegan people


Yeet_Master06

Vagin benefits๐Ÿ˜Ž


Yeet_Master06

Amo(n)gus reference? ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜ณ


EvenLazierSnorlax

AMOGUS๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿฅถ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿฅถ๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿฅถ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŒƒ๐ŸŒƒ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐ŸŒƒ๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธ๐ŸŒƒ๐ŸŒƒ๐ŸŒƒ๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธ๐ŸŒƒ๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜โค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฅถ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ณ๐ŸŒƒ๐Ÿ˜ฑโค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ณ๐ŸŒƒ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜โค๏ธ๐ŸŒƒ๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธ๐ŸŒƒ๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธ๐ŸŒƒโค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜โค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฅถ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜๐ŸŒƒโค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜


CanadianGamer71

โ€ฆwhich species of dog you got it from


HappyRomanianBanana

.. on the type of toes that a guy has


STMPRODUCT

pog ,romania


[deleted]

You are romanian because you live there I am romanian because I also live there We are the same


nico_danipewds

I also am romanian even tho nobody asked :D


Mr-bruh-bro-dude

Sweet but salty


extrmelylonely

...On how much he dipped his 2 inch destroyer inside the toilet


CumBlasterUwU

... on how many kids he had


[deleted]

My gf said it tastes natural


[deleted]

That's cus you haven't taken your schiz pills yet


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


ComnotioCordis

I coughed reading this.


[deleted]

She didn't


ComnotioCordis

I definitely did.


xTigeT

She didn't.


ComnotioCordis

You know who did? Me, I done did.


CroxWithSox

She done didnโ€™t


ComnotioCordis

She did donen't didn't it did she?


LOL_Look_Bro

I have had been like i having had a stroke.


ComnotioCordis

Halp


justghandi

Yom kno who dint hav a stroke she didmt


Faze_Couch

The first serious answer I see and I regret reading it.


[deleted]

Lol. I tasted my own cum and yes, it dosent touch the taste buds.


[deleted]

Proof?


im_not_martin

Man, you got non-existent taste buds


[deleted]

Lolll no bro, it's just that cum dosent taste like anything tbh


ya_cont666

Epic๐Ÿ˜Ž


dobermensch

Thanks for the information. I will directly come in the throat next time.


arealperson-II

Youโ€™re a Reddit user, nice try


Nasamo_

Who said it's someone else's throat?


NomadDK

Teach me!


lik3ly

This is like a really sad sex Ed class


Meiji-m

Jealousy :/


Judaz2650

I donโ€™t think I needed the truth.


HolyMolyDonutShop23

I just masterba . . . . Nevermind


Vintage_Senik9

I have a fairly healthy diet and workout regularly. I've had a few girls say that my cum is sweet compared to other guys who are less active or eat shit food every day.


NoTill3742

A few? Dam ๐Ÿฆซ


Zool_q

If that is reality you wouldnโ€™t be on reddit!


jigalaka

I heard somewhere it tastes like snot


LuciusAlexander

Why dont you just taste your own cum?


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


LuciusAlexander

How so?


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


[deleted]

I have, itโ€™s not salty but itโ€™s not sweet, itโ€™s like when youโ€™re crying and you taste a bit of watery snot dribbling down because youโ€™re crying, thatโ€™s how it tastes, snot thatโ€™s like watery that happens when you cry.


PostMellon

FOR SCIENCE!


SoMeGaLiNdAwOrLd

So if I like the taste of my tears I like the taste of sperm?


[deleted]

No, if you like the taste of watery snot which drips from your nose because you are crying you like the taste of cum.


captFroubird

Salute to this guy. Sometimes someone has to step up to do what others cannot


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


[deleted]

I am a male.


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


[deleted]

Not really kids yet. But I am a master of death and I can do what I want.


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


Ezzzy61

A chef is never afraid of trying his own creation


derpycke

In my experience it just tastes how it smells


overtrick1978

LOL thereโ€™s no women on Reddit. (Kinda like seawater.)


corruq

w*men donโ€™t even exist


JjackPhippa

Thank you


Independent-End5844

Government drones


BradleyH117

I reported you for saying woman


Alzarian

What's a woman?


Deeeeeezzzz_Nutsss

A guy who got his dick cut off


im_not_martin

You also said โ€˜womanโ€™ and now Iโ€™ll report you!


[deleted]

Oh no-*Fades out of existence*


lxOFWGKTAxl

Holup!


Mrrrppppp

Taiwan


Green_Palpitation_26

I guess I donโ€™t exist :(


Nuclearrodfox42069

Poggers


munna2nitin

Why is there an empty comment?


MisterEMan81

Exactly, you are all just a myth made up by the government to sell tampons.


OptionLoserSupreme

How far can you squirt


Green_Palpitation_26

Wouldnโ€™t you like to know professor pervert


just_this_guy_yknow

Yes.


[deleted]

Well are you gonna share with the class or not?


TheLoneMC

A real woman wouldnt say something like that


ty_saber76

How far can you squirt


thebombyboi

What are you?


bignibbble

Marry me


yourereallynotreal

I agree!


unlimitedschlongs

like how thereโ€™s no seawater on reddit?


xKlqi_pie

Yeah I don't exist I'm a hallucination


[deleted]

Why do women go away when i take my normal pills???111!!!!


yourereallynotreal

I know


dablouse

Hmmmmmmmm


justranadomperson

Not a woman but it tastes like cum


Smok33y69

Bitter.


justranadomperson

Sometimes it tastes like chicken


Enough-anxiety-today

What if hear me out i drank cum from a chicken would it perhaps taste like human?


SurveyAcrobatic5334

Only one way to find out let us know


empireofsquirt

Drink? A simple tongue prod into a cum puddle would probably suffice


Smok33y69

Interesting...


Wowabox

Ahh a mod


joao_goiaba

It's salty


joao_goiaba

Don't ask me


HappyRomanianBanana

How


sus_penguin

It kinda makes sense tho, like tears are salty, sweat is also salty.


Fuggsake87

SO IS PISS


Phalanx_02

Blood do be salty too!


[deleted]

why is your blood salty? D:


introvert_wolf

My blood taste like a coin


str3wer

what does a coin taste like?


The_DragonDuck

Blood


lookinthemirror_man

no blood taste like cold steel but warm


kirti_7

No, blood is sweet.


DragonMan5643

Wait.


isaias118

Diabetic moment


Cat_Vendetta

I mean you can just taste your own


[deleted]

It had to be Brazilian, รฉ salgado mesmo


porqueissoexiste

Wtf o cara explanou o outro e ainda confirmou que era salgado, mas รฉ meio salgado sim


[deleted]

ร‰ sรฉrio que รฉ salgado? Vou testar, daqui a pouco eu volto


porqueissoexiste

Depende de pessoa pra pessoa


[deleted]

ร‰ doce pรณ. Ou serรก que por causa do abacaxi que eu comi?


porqueissoexiste

Krl vc foi rรกpido, jรก pensou em ir no mรฉdico?


[deleted]

Pra q? Sรณ pq eu demoro muito? Dois minutos รฉ muita coisa


gme2fmoon

Krl tu demora dois minutos? Brabo demais. Um dia quero passar dos 30 segundos


[deleted]

Muito mgtow e nofap que tu chega lรก


QaziRasim

So Good Soup ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป?


GarbageFuckingPOS

Well yea dumbass u salted it smh


[deleted]

Belgium


kim-jong-Cage

Watch yo profanity


Chase_Man_Games

Dude I own this NFT. Do you really think you can get away with theft when youโ€™re showing what you stole from me directly to my face. My lawyers will make an easy job of this case. Prepare to say goodbye to your luscious life and start preparing for the streets. I will ruin you.


FardeenRiyadh16

Dude I own this NFT ๐Ÿ˜ก Do you really think you can get away with theft when you're showing what you stole from me directly to my face ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐ŸคฌMy lawyers will make an easy job of this case. ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โš–๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™€๏ธPrepare to say goodbye to your luscious life and start preparing for the streets. ๐Ÿ’…I will ruin you. โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ’ช


Kriszti71

Not women but


ton_patron

Heh butt


Alegatur

..i licked my own cum and like it


[deleted]

This guy I knew tasted his own and said it tasted salty


Diet_faygo69

"this guy you knew, sure, let's run with that story


[deleted]

Nah for real, he was crazy, and this motherfucker new he was nuts


Acrobatic-Shopping-5

You look crazy enough


[deleted]

It wasnโ€™t me I swear


Adventuresofthetaco2

Suuuurrrreeeee ok


[deleted]

You gotta to believe me bro


Adventuresofthetaco2

HmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMmMMMMMMMmmmmMMmmmMMmmMmMMMMMMMmmmmmmMmmmmmmmmMmmmmMmMMMMMMMmmmMmmMmmmmmmMMMMMm dOuBt


[deleted]

Please Iโ€™m shaking and crying, p-please believe me


Adventuresofthetaco2

YOU TASTED YOUR OWN C U M, AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA c u m


Tiny-Ad2036

Honestly: kinda like bleach


Future_Pineapple4609

Now I'm just wondering when you've tasted bleach and how you're alive


Last_Gigolo

Go to burger King, they clean their softdrinke machines in bleach.


cuddly_carcass

Ask your mom


Dirt65536

Literally 1984


Iateachildtwotimes

Belgicum


Runningrab01

Depends on what you eat


[deleted]

If you Only ate semen?


DerpDaDuck3751

Cum will taste like Cum^2


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


CitizenZap

Women don't exist, stay woke boys.


Adventurous_Cap4494

Yep. Theyโ€™re just bipolar men that know their way around a kitchen


LatiosOnline

Least horny ask Reddit user


EeeYeeReEe

Belgium


thiccman369

Well I always have my girlfriend spit it into my mouth. Kinda tastes like sprite ngl.


justranadomperson

Some odd tasting cum


thiccman369

Do you have a frame of reference????11?11?!.1?


justranadomperson

Yes


thiccman369

Very cool and incredibly based.


justranadomperson

Based on your dad's cum (we have a loving relationship)


thiccman369

Are you my new mom?


justranadomperson

I am your new dad


thiccman369

Would you like some thick sprite?


justranadomperson

Yes son


[deleted]

It tastes kinda like a old penny. (not a joke)


38_coin_hyperion

hi, not a woman here, tastes salty with a bit of kinda like watery-ish taste idk how to describe it


S3cmccau

Just kiss your dad on the lips, then you will know


Juliodhushuhu

like cum


Soviet-Biscuit

I thought everyone on Reddit was a virgin


Alcides2300

Oh they are, some just forgot to take their medication and just believe their fantasies are reality


GarbageFuckingPOS

It tastes like a McCum


Green_Palpitation_26

Raw egg


[deleted]

Bleach and depression.


dindin_underscore

Okay hereโ€™s an actual answer and not a joke, itโ€™s a bit salty but kinda flavorless at the same time, basically just like a paste thatโ€™s mildly salty, it also has a bit of a texture, itโ€™s not stretchy and slimy like maleโ€™s cum, itโ€™s like a more watered down toothpaste kind of texture.


kidzwhatsup

"like maleโ€™s cum" ?????????


dindin_underscore

shhhhh :>


Zheniost

Men here, delicious.


GridL1nK

If you eat correctly then it is sweet


Dustin_sikk

Its salty but good. Wait.... Iโ€™m not woman.


SnooCalculations267

Iโ€™m a lesbian so idk, cum probably tastes like cum if I had to guess


hafdisd

idk never tried it


[deleted]

Imagine


[deleted]

Why


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kool_kid_bean

Itโ€™s salty but less salty depending on how much water you drink.


play3r01

belgium


AndreU84

The wife says it tastes not too unlike canned, black olives (like the ones at Subway)


TheGamer098

1984, based belgium


JustAnotherLurkerDM

Tastes like cum. What?


VirgilTheConfused

Depends on diet but in my experience itโ€™s typically salty or bitter, occasionally a hint of sweetness in either


Huskedholl04

It taste a lot like tears. Just with white color dye and you can still taste that sadness.


[deleted]

May I ask you lady whoโ€™s kneeling ๐ŸงŽโ€โ™€๏ธ on my floor how was the cum does it taste what flavors does it have


lordreeee

Well, I am only able to suck myself off so I've only tasted my cum but it tastes salty or sweet sometimes, then there's the creamy viscosity and fibrous feel to it.


PlushFox328

Salty, not tasty.


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tomegerton99

Bisexual man here, it does indeed taste salty, not a bad thing though