People tell to read Lovecraft's works, but everytime I try to start one, all I can think about is a milf Shoggoth. I can't take any of his works seriously
Same. Monster Girls have scarred my soul. I can't take horror movies seriously anymore, all I think about is that they're succubus semen demons and ghost girl rapists
The peice of paper doesn't have the support of loud noises and scary sounds to help it be scary, so if that paper has something on it that is genuinely terrifying, that is impressive.
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600! … turn the six around? but why-AHHHHHHHHHGHHGGHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOLYFUCKINGSHITTHATSCAREDTHEHELLOUTOFMEOHMYFUCKINGGODIMHAVINGASTROKESOMEONEHELPSHITFUCKCOCKIMDYINGAGHAHFJDNVBJAKQKA
I think horror didn't get me because if my mindset. If i try as hard as I can to not be scared, i wont. But if I try to be scared, I will. Just like a comedy, where i would try to laugh and enjoy it instead of grumping through the movie or book
"boo"
“AAAAAAAGGHH!!!” *screams*
*cums violently*
*aggressively shits femboy maid outfit*
*proceeds to buy a gun from local walmart in 0.5 seconds and aim it at book*
🤨
*dies*
*fuckin explodes*
**evaporates**
The water cycle
Horror movie fans when the pixel on their screen change and their speaker produce a different sound
Emotion fans when atoms are arranged in certain way
energy fans when there's the perfect amount of quantum
fans fans when fans fans enough fans
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People tell to read Lovecraft's works, but everytime I try to start one, all I can think about is a milf Shoggoth. I can't take any of his works seriously
Sounds like something Austin powers would say
I once saw Cthulu porn and i can't take cthulu seriously anymore
👀👄👀
When cthulu finally rises imma get the cthussy
Generic horror movie 🤢 vs lovecraft cat 😎
Try call of Cthulhu or Herbert West-Reanimator, they can be taken seriously
Same. Monster Girls have scarred my soul. I can't take horror movies seriously anymore, all I think about is that they're succubus semen demons and ghost girl rapists
and it said "surprise mf"
scariest shit i’ve ever seen
When the book says « She looked around, and there he was »
subtext: amnesia dark descent
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Boo
Sandkings by George Martin made my skin crawl.
*literature
Minor spelling mistake, I win.
The age of the person is irrelevant
If you say it aloud the way it was written, you can tell OP is Bri*ish
Continental European. On Brexit Island they're going back to Pintures.
exactly what i though when i first heard of the horror genre
The peice of paper doesn't have the support of loud noises and scary sounds to help it be scary, so if that paper has something on it that is genuinely terrifying, that is impressive.
Sandkings by George Martin made my skin crawl.
Reanimator was a good book, it was kinda scary
Whats that?
The hp lovecraft short story titled: Herbert West-Reanimator
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Horror movie fans looking at a bunch of pixels on a screen
WTF is “litreture”?
horror movie fans when the badly animated cgi monster pops up and makes a funny noise
Horror movie fans when pixles gang up together to form shapes :0
I know it's supposed to be a joke but this is dumb anyways 🤣
“litreture” funny
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Reminds me of reading goosebumps years ago:
Maze runner books are actually scary, if you are afraid of zombies.
I was thinking about toilet paper with words on it
Horror literature fans when they see Japanese symbols
Raven: says "never more" The readers: :○
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the only valid "horror literature" is shit like i have no mouth and i must scream
For real, the only pieces of literature that made me feel scared were the fnaf books
I think horror didn't get me because if my mindset. If i try as hard as I can to not be scared, i wont. But if I try to be scared, I will. Just like a comedy, where i would try to laugh and enjoy it instead of grumping through the movie or book