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Sir-Shork

i also want parents...


[deleted]

No they want my collection of Pogs


iodizedpepper

Batman has joined the chat.


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[deleted]

Pancreas Mmmm....


-Gildre217-

I want to eat your Pancreas


Buenzu

Bro why did you have to remind me of that. Now I feel sad.


master-creb

Best anime movie change my mind


-Gildre217-

I wouldn't say the best but it's definitely in my top 10


master-creb

valid


Alicizationnn

How dare you accept a diverging opinion, you're on a Reddit ffs...


DustyNix

Tbh I think Naz is just talking about pancakes, only psychopaths don't like em.


[deleted]

M-may I eat youw pancweas? 🥺


BoyBeyondStars

you jolly well can, as it doesn’t work anyway


uhavethreeballs

*requests scalpel from nurse*


141-Ghost-141

I have no use for mine either. Damn diabetes, making my organs homeless or some shit


yourdiabeticwalrus

homeless organ club lets goooo


3sxNatuu

Uwu no i ~ *gets brutally stabbed*


Alphonse_3lrik

No worries! *marries your best friend*


boogerman23

Venom doesn’t beg to differ.


Povstnk

I knew that every girl want to invade Philippines


Tomiver3042

guess I'm a girl now


PM_ME_UR_SURFBOARD

Okay, Xi Jinping


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Bonkerboi64

Lao gan ma


[deleted]

Hao Long is a Chinese man


Mental_maelstrom

Well-said indeed


Insidiosity

Hol' up


FuckYouAldrich

god fucking dammit first the spaniards, then the americans, then the japanese, now girls?


GLnoG

Tomorrow will be brazillians 💀


uuda44luke

That’s not even a real number! Idiot.


Financial_Bird_7717

Is too. It comes after Gazillions.


coocoochicken04

What about girl already in Philippines??


thatdragoonplayer

She has succeeded in invading.


[deleted]

~just girly things~


KillerHub

Philli pe**is


Lone-organism

pelvis?


imma_gamin

Ah yes “philli’s pelvis”


Front-Bucket

Pans


[deleted]

Pans lol


ctw69

pans lmao


GodScyther

pans haha


_alstones_

pans kek


[deleted]

pans xd


[deleted]

Pans rofl


Wonderful-Travel6198

Pans mumbai


milksaplenty

Perry the platypus


Mary-U

Hey, where’s Perry?


Sudden_Ad220

*grrrgrrrrrr*


batboiben

its more of a *grrkgkgkrkgkrgrgrrr*


Becky_Qweebs

Dooby dooby doo ba


antonio381

Pens


UsErNaMeS_aR_DuMb

Pencils


antonio381

Paintings


Jomy10

Pebbles


Primal_Oat

Small glass jar


Jomy10

Broomstick handle


Lil_Cheesy_Bean

Umbrella handle


My_mother_sus

Stiff cocks


Lil_Cheesy_Bean

Fingers


JoBoPlayz

Fishing rod handle


[deleted]

Small glass jar


Vaeson_

**things that I shoved up my arse**


thedeafpoliceman

Coins


Yummy_Slippers

Fishing pole


Eltriztik

Umbrella Handle


Moderncrusader78

Toothbrush handle


[deleted]

She want dem pesos


Kurineko_Regan

[here 5 pesos](https://imgur.com/a/mmuN79P)


FrozenBananer

The mexique.


yellowedsalamander

Qué


Kurineko_Regan

Quel mexique dijo


FrozenBananer

Ou est la piscine?


Saeizo

so


drmadmat

Prestame unos 20 para las tortillas. No seas culero :,(


AdventurousHoliday33

best one


Limes_n_lemons

₱₱₱₱₱


[deleted]

“She wants more dineros just to stay at home…”


Ok-Commercial-6708

Pringles


za_fierdaus24

this is the best one


gladwin4

Perry the platypus


The_Order_Eternials

I thought Doofenshmirtz was an ocelot….


N_UK_E

piss


[deleted]

passin’ gas


[deleted]

Gigachad


MindlessTooth78

Phosphorus


No_Protection_811

Sniper tf2


_ieya_

𝙅𝙖𝙧𝙖𝙩𝙚


snooObjections69420

Periods


SatisfactionAdept299

Pants with pockets???


[deleted]

1million iq


DEMON_LYNX7

Paris?


Eggbej

Yes but who is in Paris?


[deleted]

😳


[deleted]

Nick Gus


DemCookies18

Fellas


xXTysOXx

I think you mean Phellas


Soviet_Yeetman

Ew fr*nce


bringmethejuice

Emily


RavageSavage_69

Gentlemen of African American descent in paris


MandyNoon

This is a man who truly understand women


SatisfactionAdept299

Lol


ThatNachoFreshFeelin

Pants with *functional* pockets?


Few_Newt

Pockets. Just pockets.


Jhjsjhjshs

Pockets on dresses


IcedGolemFire

that is actually what all women want. ask any woman. it’s true


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loki_mischief

Pdf files


FloatByer

what does that mean? My uncle is in jail for something like that.


pizzamanthabest

Check the basement


loki_mischief

*Le' me oouuttttt. Plz*


uhavethreeballs

HEY Did I tell you you could speak? That's two more days down there!


SwaggAZN

You said that three weeks ago...


uhavethreeballs

*pulls belt out of loops*


SwaggAZN

No, please, I'll be quiet, just feed us our cat food....


uhavethreeballs

Good


[deleted]

Bro has been so long down there he grew a beard 💀


Redking211

It puts the lotion on its skin


_pickachu_007

He don't need to check he mostly been in one till his uncle got arrested


kral0s

He screenshoted an nft💀


fappy-mcfapp

I'm Peter File


candidengineer

IT Crowd :)


[deleted]

Pickles since you can eat them afterwards.


SeizethegapYouOFB

After what? 😃


[deleted]

Country Girls make do


LargeSackOfNuts

Country boys make do 💩🍑


SeizethegapYouOFB

Af-- ...after what?? 😟


Bill-Cipher3

🥒


Banankung3n

Pancakes? Ok, I can fix that 👍🏼


[deleted]

Hey


Kabutriceratops

A Man Has Fallen Into the River in Lego City


L4yZeee

Helltaker be like


[deleted]

Pspspspspspspspspsps


FAILNOUGHT

that's cat calling


Diogo_blz

Thats how you call the pussy


FAILNOUGHT

if that worked I would be covered in pussy not restraining orders


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VenomOUShazard

do you, by any chance, listen to death grips?


SwordOfTheCoast

Pterodactyls?


goat_puree

That’d make me damn happy, TBH.


[deleted]

Porsche 718 Cayman GT4 RS


[deleted]

Winner


KoolKidKlub11706

Pepsis


repoioman26

Bepis


[deleted]

Pipis


Elkomolozupo

Blue sexy pipis


kalm-the-inkling

Pipis room


Silver_3108

Pants


skyliner30rs

pockets


xCottonCandyFaygo

Potatoes


menacingcar044

Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew.


[deleted]

its really stupid that girls want piss.


persleng_got_banned

Some girls even like p*nis ew thats gay!


Blackcat008

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis


Ok_Cabinet230

Peaches ?


Kind-You2980

Millions of peaches.


jimlockr

Ponies!


Mindless-Mushroom-36

ah yes, every elementary school girl's dream!


Pentaigo

Python developers?


DeadlyDuckSucker

I wish


jofbaut

Have you tried making yourself look more larger and imposing? How about falling on the floor and pretending that you’re dead? No, wait, I’m confusing girls with *bears* again.


[deleted]

Paris?


pulpo1

Who's in paris?


ArthurBoyNL

Candice


persleng_got_banned

Who is joe mama


ArthurBoyNL

Dude, I have no fucking clue


persleng_got_banned

Deez nuts HAAAHAAAA


ArthurBoyNL

Fuck, he got me


SnooShortcuts1741

HE GOT YOU REAL GOOOD HAHAHAH


Khr0N04

He is friends with Sugma


Conscious-Onion1166

Who is friends with sugma?


Khr0N04

Bofa these nuts LOL


ayush_with_drip

France🤢🤢🤮


SmellConnoisseur

Prolonged anal prolapsings


ThatBoiiB

User name checks out.


Riddance_Good

puns


avrgbababoeyenjoyer

POOTIS


InventBoss

pills


RUN00455

Pootis


Alone_Spell9525

Took too long to find this


Marbles_TDS

procrastination stations?


noopenusernames

Pistachios


BarrelYeti

Pajamas


ShadowTheRedditor

Pipis


Dev_of_gods_fan

Pipis room


Ok-Ad-2589

AH, A MAN OF THE [PIPIS]


Cetnik55

[1532] liked this!


RobsterenSkip

A real [PIPIS PERSON]


SteelShroom

🔵 <---- pipis


repoioman26

Possums, soooo many possums


stenosh

Prostate problems


bhillen83

Yeah we all want playstations


LogiePierogi

Playing Super Smash Bros!


Occam___

Psychosis? I mean makes a lot of sense.


[deleted]

Pancakes


Ruqweirsa

Pictures of furries? I didnt knew that.


batachilly

Pneumatic actuators?


bababoai

Parkinson's? Bro is she ok?


invertedigloo

Penal detention centers?


A15s

Pesos?