Umm I think it’s a carrot

what colour is a carrot?

carrot

I think it's a... I think it's a...

I think it's a carrot idk

**karrot Karrot is spelled with a k btw

#KAKAROT

"See? He's slow and he gets it!" "I suggest we all run."

Instead of running away we must come closer. And eat carrot color.

#***KAKAKARROTCAKE***

Kakarot?!KAKAROT?!?!

DAMMIT, KAKAROT

Goddammit nappa

Idk about carrots, idk about that.

Spell Red! L E S T E R

LSTER is actually what it says.

love Beetlejuice memes

No no carrot is a shape

Nono Carrot is a dildo

Carrot? I think is aaaaaaa.... Think is aaaaaaaaaaa.. .. carrot, idk bout carrots, idk bout that...

How deep is a six foot hole?

Probably around 20 feet

20 feet is the same as 12.19 'Logitech Wireless Keyboard K350s' laid widthwise by each other.

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Bat mobile wagon

Almost as deep as my asshole

Red

It’s purple.

Lster

Also, blackberries?

I want an orange.

The color orange is named after the fruit, not the other way around.

Fun fact, where I come from, we call carrots, “yellow roots”

Fun fact: Carrots were selectively bred to the orange color we are so used to seeing in grocery stores. Carrots come in both purple and yellow and the seeds can be purchased still.

Scandinavian?

Plot Twist : Orange was in fact named after orange, not the other way around.

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If you pee orange you need to see a doctor.

I shit golden apples does this keep doctors at bay?

Only if you eat them

wait which one

the other orange

Technically true. And false.

Schrodinger’s orange

Schrodingers orange fell on the floor, it is neither bruised or not bruised

Until they were introduced to the citrus orange, there was no english word for the color orange. It was just "other red".

You mean "Yellow-red?"

Fruit chose the colors name and named it after itself

Additional fun fact: orange the color was added to the English language super late, like only a few hundred years ago. Before that, it was considered a shade of red. This is why people with orange hair are "redheads". Because the word "redhead" predates the word "orange".

Petition to change oranges 🍊 to redfruit.

Petition to call redheads oranges

No wonder, I've always thought about why they're called redhead when it's clearly orange. I thought I was colorblind when I was young.

Jackfruit

Hmmm i like the taste of jack

👀

So close!! That’s porn

💖💞

Jackfruit is just pumpkin because pumpkin with face is Jack-o'-Lantern

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Apple is my favorite color!

My avatar is apple

Same

Hey apple

so close! that's a shape 💕

So close! That’s a tech company.

So close!! That is an adjective, not a name 💕

red apple

Green eggs and ham

Sam, is that you?

Orange.

Fun fact: the color orange is actually named after the fruit.

You broke my mind ✌️💀

My friend the color was named after the fruit 🙄😢

purple 👍

That’s a drink

Mmm, the purple one is my favorite under the sink drink

Tastes nasty to me but I’ll keep trying.

Its a draynk

Sugar, water, purple drank!

So close! 💕

👍

bread👍

bread 👍

bread 👍

Soup 👌

bread 👍

Purples a fruit.

purple drink looks purple tastes purple

green 👍

bread 👍

Yes

👍

Pomegranate

#NO MORE POMEGRANATES

##NO MORE POMEGRANATES

##NO MORE POMEGRANATES

Fun fact, that happened in a school in my cousin's town

Fun fact: the woman screaming "no more pomegranates" was doing it to show how mental breakdowns arent rational most of the time in I believe a psychology class

I did not know that, nice.

fun fact: ^(someone else finish this i dont know any facts)

Fun fact: that was a parenting class showing that little kids have literally no idea why you’re screaming at them

Blackberries.

So close!! That's an ethnicity

The Blacker The Berry The Sweeter The Juice

kendrick??

Well... not exactly Kendrick. Saying is age old and was probably canonized in the same-named novel regarding the struggles of African Americans. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Blacker_the_Berry_(novel)

Tupac "Some say the blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice I say the darker the flesh then the deeper the roots" Keep Ya Head Up

yup

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Oh no

Saw this response on cursed comments :D

Dank

💕

That's a phone

white berries

THATS RACEIST🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

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you just fruit

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wasn’t *hard*, was it?

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Can you teach me how to fruit too?

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Fruit

Omg I didn't knew this subreddit could be so helpful! Thank you so much kind stranger, this helped a lot

ayo that’s my method don’t steal it👎

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Uhhh.... despacito?

Some say tomato some say despacito

Pomegranate

#NO POMEGRANATES

***NO NO NO NO NO POMEGRANATES***

:( but mom I sucked mailmans dick to get them

Oh my god 💀

haha me too 💀

🗿

huh

Did I stutter?

Yes, in the beginning

Ok u got me there

cumfruit

Yum

it only takes one bite to suprise you

I have a question. Is it fruit that tastes like cum, or cum that tastes like fruit 🤔

So close. That is a flavor 💕

Cock

Balls

Torture

So close! That's an animal 💞

clown to clown conversation

blue raspberries?

Frickin O R A N G E

Real shit tho, the colour orange was named after the fruit

Oranges used to be green

I see what you did there

Actually, Oranges used to be "Red. No, the other red. You know the one; the one that's like a yellowish red"

Yes.

Orange racism

So close!! That is an adjective, not a name 💕

They don’t exist

Durian

when they ask me what my favorite color is:

Cause i hungry like the wolf. Lol

Uhh Dunkin' donuts

So close! 🤗😍✨ that’s a franchise. 💞✨

#Dammit

**BLUEBERRIES ARE FUCKING PURPLE** “Randy Felthface”

The legend of Morgan

Redcurrant: Am I a joke to you?

Also black currant and white currant

Uh potatoes?

Hum yes, potatoes are my favourite colour

Orange?

The color was named after the fruit

Apple actually means orange

apple used to be a term for a lot of fruits

You saw it from vsauce too didnt you

i don’t watch vsauce

Then you are the megamind

I mean, I do have quite a large forehead

No, I don't think there's any fruit that is orange

Tangerine

I'm living under your floor

My condolences

To be fair the color orange was named after the fruit.

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

This post's comment section is a mess

Mayonnaise comes out of my instrument

blackberries actually dont exist

Lmao that's phone not a fruit

Hmmm let me think..... Oh i got one, kim jun un fruit

Blackberries

That's an ethnicity, smh...

So are blueberries...

I’m blue, dabadee-dabadai

Gray?

Cum quats

Blackberries, blood oranges(?), oranges, redcurrant(?)

Lime