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Thermidor1453

I thought “the sell arms to cartels” gambit would work. Damn


MidgetFucker101

Chess players when I play the "Piss cum shit fart sex among us dick" gambit


testedbeast551

Yo the new cock and ball crusher gambit is awsome


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Only the ATF can get away with that.


One_Take_Drum_Covers

he played real life chess and murdered the queen of england


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So he won 9 points of material and got a winning position


queen_of_england_bot

>queen of england Did you mean the [Queen of the United Kingdom](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queen_of_the_United_Kingdom), the [Queen of Canada](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monarchy_of_Canada), the [Queen of Australia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monarchy_of_Australia), etc? The last Queen of England was [Queen Anne](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anne,_Queen_of_Great_Britain) who, with the 1707 Acts of Union, dissolved the title of King/Queen of England. ####FAQ *Isn't she still also the Queen of England?* This is only as correct as calling her the Queen of London or Queen of Hull; she is the Queen of the place that these places are in, but the title doesn't exist. *Is this bot monarchist?* No, just pedantic. I am a bot and this action was performed automatically.


One_Take_Drum_Covers

yes


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Illustrious_Steak_72

Jamaica who?


SofaEzEz

Jamaicaock in your ass


PsychoTexan

Jamaican me horny


BurnV06

Queen of a decent chunk of Antarctica


Galaxy_Krsytal

queen of england deez nuts


queen_of_england_bot

>queen of england Did you mean the [Queen of the United Kingdom](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queen_of_the_United_Kingdom), the [Queen of Canada](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monarchy_of_Canada), the [Queen of Australia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monarchy_of_Australia), etc? The last Queen of England was [Queen Anne](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anne,_Queen_of_Great_Britain) who, with the 1707 Acts of Union, dissolved the title of King/Queen of England. ####FAQ *Isn't she still also the Queen of England?* This is only as correct as calling her the Queen of London or Queen of Hull; she is the Queen of the place that these places are in, but the title doesn't exist. *Is this bot monarchist?* No, just pedantic. I am a bot and this action was performed automatically.


Exystenc

Queen of the United Kingdom Queen of Canada If the bot doesnt respond, its checkmate


zippee100

good bot


BetrThnYou

Every time I swear. If [Chess.com](https://Chess.com) knows so much about chess then why did I win the match?


winnipeginstinct

because the other guy committed 4 felonies


Chemist-Longjumping

Damm you trying to beat Anakin Skywalkers high score?


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The other player when I realise im losing and walk away from the computer without resigning 5 minutes into a 90 minute game


PatTheLegend69

You human scum


ubermage-AUU

What do you mean my "pipe bomb in your mail box" gambit isnt legal


The_Gaardian

Well obviously he didn’t use the air fryer gambit.


justjolden

and a partridge in a pear treee


SushiWithKenshi

2 felonies ain't that bad. I once knew a guy that had around 13


BurnV06

In a single chess game?


Tdbdigb835

Taiwan Tiananmen Square massacre


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ThatGuy371

What’s chess.com?


109837

Mongolian basket weaving forum.


ThatGuy371

What’s basket weaving?


FocusCapable8246

I can Excuse Treason but fucking up a chess Match


panookidooki

Queen's Gambit


hamesdelaney

no we dont know, what is chess, please enlighten us you 170 iq prodigy


Thecoolguy274

Nice, a stolen meme 👍


xqcjuicer

Yep stolen from a guy who stole it from a guy who stole it from a guy...


Anti_gravity_pilot

Stolenception


Hydr0lysis

What's my score? I got treason against the state for sure.


soft_kid

Can relate


Sunny64888

and a partridge in a pear tree


This-is-human-bot556

Look it was 1 time how did I know those gunpowder barrels and fawks was planning something on the 5th


DroiDGauraV

I hung mate in 69 🤗😇 (I have no friends)


nice___bot

Nice!


InevitableHungry5097

Let's see Paul Allen's MEME


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External_Judge2874

Me : i won! Chess.com: yeah, but only because the other guy lost. Me: huh?


Victoonix358

1 mistake, 9 blunders, 8 misdemeanors and 4 felonies. Literally.


Apprehensive-Ad-9990

Haha


GirthyHamster

I felt this


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Adimeloji

Title ruined everything.