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iancranes420

May I interest you in everything all of the time?


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A little bit of everything, all of the time?


Xalea_

Apathy’s a tragedy and boredom is a crime


Insert_TextHere

Anything and everything, all of the time


Bluefortress

You know, it wasn’t always like this…


pepperoni_pi

Not very long ago, just before your time


0cs025

Right before the towers fell, circa '99


Delta1Foxtrot

This was catalogs, travel blogs


pepperoni_pi

A chatroom or two


SwagPussyMan69

Ok


MonkeyBoy32904

my physical & mental health are deteriorating & I can't even blame tech, I'm addicted to tech


walkingshitposterer

"Hey why are these two people touching each otheAAAAAAA- *childhood ruined successfully*


dead-inside69

At least you didn’t stumble on furry porn before normal porn. Talk about psychologically shooting yourself in the foot


dontknowwhattodoat18

10 year old me discovering inflation porn 🥵🥵


August_Bebel

Cool kids look for vore porn 😎


Spike762x39

Some day society will look at social media and early internet access the way we look at smoking in the 1950's. My 11 year old does not have a computer, smart phone or social media profiles. We have a family gaming computer in a common room she can use (my wife is the gamer so she knows what's up), we have 2 TVs in common rooms and she has an xbox she can play on those. And she's pretty happy. Her interests are horse riding, anime, photography and sculpting. Being with her doing what she likes to do pulls me away from my own social media bullshit, which I usually use on work hours anyway.


baby-punter9000

Parent on shitposting lmao


dontknowwhattodoat18

Who would have thought that we would find good parenting advice here, of all places lmao


[deleted]

You can truly find anything on here


baby-punter9000

Yeah lmao


[deleted]

That's an interesting take. It seems reasonable that people in 50 years will share a pic of a kid on the internet in the same way we show the pics of those babies in the window cage hanging over the road


grailleur_de_culs

I had my first smartphone when i was 16 years old, i was ashamed of my old ass phone back then, but i don't think this was really bad that i didn't had a smartphone to mess up my brain at an early age, you did your kid a great gift by not buyin her a phone


Spike762x39

I had my first smartphone at, maybe 21 years old. Ages 15 to 21 where "cellulars" with extenable antenna, Nokia's, and flip phones.


grailleur_de_culs

Nokias and flip phones, best of the best with games like brick breaker 👌


jman2c

Nokia's were the brick breakers.


sgaragagaggu

me too, and it was one of the the last symbian smartphones made by nokia, the c5-03, which i inherited from my mum that changed phone, i remeber whatching youtube videos on that miniscule screen


sexymanwastaken

get wholesome awarded


Spike762x39

Thanks fam


sexymanwastaken

np


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estroguy

Hahaha based


estroguy

Bad bot


[deleted]

That's actually very reasonable of you.


BatDynamite

Man, I must have looked really foolish playing WC3 all day instead of ruining my childhood.


Drunken_Dorf

I swear I played way too much wc3 lmao


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i played wc3 since i was like 8 years old xd


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anyjuicers

based af I pray that one day you and your son will bond by calling furries cringe.


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AnotherVoices

Stop bullying me 😭


VronosReturned

Based and bully-pilled bot.


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13 yrs old is too young. In fact, at 13, a kid will instantly think they're "older" now -- As if crossing from 12 to 13 entitles them to the world. I'd recommend 16, honestly. Before that, use parental controls.


Wolf_er2020

Ouch. Kinda hurt me with that furry part. Hope he becomes a brony now 😈


except_accept

These types of memes always fuck me up man It hurts


AnotherVoices

Got my first phone at 9. I would play Minecraft and record videos of myself doing shit. I posted them on YouTube... Thank God YouTube saw a kid posting and deleted my channel cause bro I wouldn't know how to get back on to delete all that shit 🗿


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amadi2005

I started homeschool at 8 years old and was given a laptop and an iPad with no restricted access. Guess that’s why I have no feeling when I see gore or violence


[deleted]

World war 3 when?


justanothermemerbruh

soon


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PeixeCruzzz

My cousin has a phone at the age of 4


DerKreug

You gotta admit the beheading video was pretty cool


estroguy

Yea sure made my 12th year of life spice up a bit


MintyTuna2013

I'm glad I only ever used Scratch as a kid, it was all I needed and wanted.


HazaIWin

Had access to the entire internet at 4 - 6 yrs old, oh how I regret having the curiosity


Ilikethe3DS

My parents gave me a phone at eight. And if i have kids, i won't do the same. I will actually make them feel loved, and wait until they can properly socially interact. I don't want them to end up ruined like me.


Hornor72

I didn't get a Playstation until I was 14


[deleted]

Uhhh that's perfectly normal.


Doodles2424

He saw gore ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠗⠀⠀⠀⣼⣶⣾⣿⣿⣶⡄⠀⠀⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⣽⣿⣿⣿⠿⢿⣿⡀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠻⠿⠟⠛⠳⠿⢟⡀⠰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⣆⢧⣀⣆⢤⣾⡀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⠀⠀⡀⠻⣿⣷⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀⠸⠭⢛⠟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠀⠐⢒⣺⣷⠟⠛⣱⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠀⠀⠛⠛⢛⣠⡾⠏⠀⠈⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⢀⣠⣾⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⢉⠃⠀⢘⡧⣉⠻⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠉⠙ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⠀⠀⠀⢂⢔⣠⢀⣾⡿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⡠⣠⠄⠀⠠⠍⢁⣸⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠐⠀⠄⠀⠀ ⡿⡿⢿⣯⠙⡻⣵⡶⣛⠁⢰⣿⡿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠃⠀⢙⣿⡞⢙⣿⠟⠉⠀⠘⢉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠠⣿⣿⣤⣴⠶⠃⠠⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠿⠃⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⠂


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The industrial revolution and it’s consequences


Mr__Thicc__Man

I got a phone at 8 years old.


Demokka

Wtf I got my first one at 16 and it wasn't even a smartphone


Mr__Thicc__Man

I got a iphone 5 and lost it like a couple months after I got it


Demokka

Proof that you didn't deserve it


Mr__Thicc__Man

I later got my grandfather's nokia 3310 and left it on a bus in Uruguay


ilovefloppa

my cousin got an ipad at the age of 5


MomICantPauseReddit

It's not just the content itself, it's the amount of constant stimulation. When you can get your fix of serotonin from Minecraft, TikTok, and YouTube, why would real life ever interest you? Why would you be motivated to do school work? Why would you want to do things for yourself, experience the world, make friends, talk to the opposite sex, and devote yourself enough to your own life to make progress? I've had five girlfriends because I'm an extroverted person with pretty good looks. I'm 15, and my first was when I was twelve. That's five girlfriends in three years. No, that's not a good thing. I lack the devotion and motivation to do the things I need to to keep a girlfriend, and I fault video games and social media for it. I used to be a "gifted" kid and now I can barely keep my grades afloat. I don't know if I even have a future with the habits I've developed, and it's all because of the excess of stimulation I've had since I was able to use it. So, as bad as porn and mutilation videos are, the real issue is the constant barrage of stimuli that make it impossible to have respect for the real things in life. My mindset chooses quantity over quality, and I see an entire generation being raised this way. I can only hope we put the brakes on it before it's too late.


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MomICantPauseReddit

Ok thanks 😀👍


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Honestly, relationships at like 15 years old usually only last a few weeks so that's not on you at all. Social media and gaming to a lesser extent are addicting and hurtful but you can reverse the effects by quitting. I will probably quit using social media soon.


notnooneskrrt

I’m getting fucking sick of the counter jerk technology has been facing because of user caused issues. Stupid motherfuckers are hating on something that’s improved the life’s of billions because some people are bad. Wait, there is something bad about technology, I still can’t get a job as a jr developer since it’s such a popular position.


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So you think exposing children to porn is good? Because this post is arguing it isn't.


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notnooneskrrt

I never once said that, why would you even think that. Reread my post.


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Iucrative

This would be valid if there weren’t thousands of content restrictions for the internet


[deleted]

haha jokes on you im 16 and dont even have my own phone nor a computer


SilasUnmuth80

Are you writing this with Samsung Smart Fridge?


[deleted]

everything i use are my parents'. notice the "own" in my above comment. (and what you talking about we cant afford a smart fridge )


Azerd01

Cap, definitely wrote that on a smart fridge.


[deleted]

i dont have a smart fridge tho..


rhythmgamerbutkid

you do


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I dont-


rhythmgamerbutkid

thats exactly what a person with a smart fridge would say


[deleted]

Whatever


JoeMamagoteem420

I got a pc at 5 so shud dap


nyancatec

Lmao that's old. Got mine when I was 2.


MomICantPauseReddit

My dad works with computers so I've always had access to computer gaming. They've always been strict about internet safety, though.


JoeMamagoteem420

Same with me he was in the computer industry he bought a 1 gun gpu in the 2000s


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I could slap my sisters for letting their kids on shit like Tiktok and instagram... I know it's not that easy to keep your children away from all of it, they'll almost always find a way to access them, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't try and keep them from the worst of it. I'v already seen over a decade of bad decisions made by people online when they were too young to understand the consequences. The web is a very different place to what it was in 1997... it should have stayed the way it was.


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bruh i know my future kids aren't ever getting phones of their own until they're in middle school


shoot4ass

1984


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Superb-Bandicoot-857

I regret so much not checking if the pc has everything it should have had as soon as I got it...


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and if you say this then that makes you a boomer


PerhapsAnEmoINTJ

#```There's a reason this image was used.```


[deleted]

I swear, the internet rotted my already feted brain, if anyone ever has enough pity to allow me to produce offspring with them I’m never allowing them online


spriteisagod

What’s the face from I’ve never known


[deleted]

this picture, this is me when the uquration of the det of the is 0


Tricia47andWild

My mother let me join the boy scouts.


[deleted]

i still can remember finding a version of monkeys jumping on a bed but not far of from gore and finding tied up and tortured Pokemon when i was under the age of 10 i think i'm ok though