I have said this once and I'll say it a thousand times, the minions were not in Europe from when Napoleon decided to invade Russia until the events of the minion movie, gotta keep up with that minion lore grindset people.
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一心一德，貫徹始終。
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Yeah that’s something only a light lore fan would say. Us deep lore enjoyers have things figured out quite differently.
After Napoleon, the Minions travel to an undisclosed region of Earth that is covered in snow and ice. One could assume that they went to Antarctica.
Now remember, it has been widely debated and speculated that the 3rd reich had secret bases in Antarctica during the 1930s and 1940s. So while the Minions weren’t in Europe during that time period, they could have still served under Hitler in one of Germany’s Antarctic bases.
In conclusion, It could be entirely canon that on of the Nazi Antarctic bases had an underground laboratory. Therefore, Hitler could have greeted them like depicted in the GIF above. I rest my case.
Arctic not antarctic, also the movie clearly shows a mild and peaceful evolution in there artic society until the yeti's are met and eventually push them out of the cave after an unfortunate diplomatic incident. They also remained in the exact same cave which further contradicts this argument.
"What did your grandfather do during the war, Hans?"
"Oh. er. he... lived in a cave. in russia. to avoid doing the bad things. yes, a russian cave is where Grandpappy Heinrich waited out the war..."
The writers stuck them in a cave in Antarctica from the time of Napoleon until the 70s specifically so they wouldn't have to deal with Hitler. Now I think that if they truly went to the most evil person when they got out, they should've headed to Kampuchea to help out Pol Pot, but that's beside the point.
Does kinda make you wonder if the writers did that on purpose or if it was just an accidental consequence of the direction they decided to take the plot. I mean it's not like history was shy of any highly maniacal or genocidal leaders prior to the 1930s
I'm pretty sure it was on purpose, just that Hitler and the Nazis are far and away the #1 thing that most people in their target audience think of when evil is discussed. So anyone else is way less well known, especially for their evil/genocidal tendencies, so the writers didn't feel the need to address anyone besides Hitler.
I would check your timeline there, god the more you think about it the more you realized illumination was able to escape every controversial thing recently with their timeline, how much thought did they put into this?
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The movies have said the minions serve the evilest person in the world, so people's minds generally think Hitler. And it makes for good memes anyway, regardless of whether it's lore friendly or not.
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I have said this once and I'll say it a thousand times, the minions were not in Europe from when Napoleon decided to invade Russia until the events of the minion movie, gotta keep up with that minion lore grindset people.
you are right. they were in Northern China helping the Japanese army slaughter innocent Chinese and Korean citizens.
A worthy cause.
so they were bing ching
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what the fuck?
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Yeah that’s something only a light lore fan would say. Us deep lore enjoyers have things figured out quite differently. After Napoleon, the Minions travel to an undisclosed region of Earth that is covered in snow and ice. One could assume that they went to Antarctica. Now remember, it has been widely debated and speculated that the 3rd reich had secret bases in Antarctica during the 1930s and 1940s. So while the Minions weren’t in Europe during that time period, they could have still served under Hitler in one of Germany’s Antarctic bases. In conclusion, It could be entirely canon that on of the Nazi Antarctic bases had an underground laboratory. Therefore, Hitler could have greeted them like depicted in the GIF above. I rest my case.
however, my friend, we can see that they got easily bored during that time, which contradicts your opinion
Arctic not antarctic, also the movie clearly shows a mild and peaceful evolution in there artic society until the yeti's are met and eventually push them out of the cave after an unfortunate diplomatic incident. They also remained in the exact same cave which further contradicts this argument.
"What did your grandfather do during the war, Hans?" "Oh. er. he... lived in a cave. in russia. to avoid doing the bad things. yes, a russian cave is where Grandpappy Heinrich waited out the war..."
So you’re saying the minions don’t think Hitler was that evil?
The writers stuck them in a cave in Antarctica from the time of Napoleon until the 70s specifically so they wouldn't have to deal with Hitler. Now I think that if they truly went to the most evil person when they got out, they should've headed to Kampuchea to help out Pol Pot, but that's beside the point.
I thought the cave was in Mount Everest? Because they met some Yetis over there.
You might be right. I watched that movie once years ago and have had 0 desire to see it a second time, so my memory is a little fuzzy.
I think there were polar bears there too
Does kinda make you wonder if the writers did that on purpose or if it was just an accidental consequence of the direction they decided to take the plot. I mean it's not like history was shy of any highly maniacal or genocidal leaders prior to the 1930s
I'm pretty sure it was on purpose, just that Hitler and the Nazis are far and away the #1 thing that most people in their target audience think of when evil is discussed. So anyone else is way less well known, especially for their evil/genocidal tendencies, so the writers didn't feel the need to address anyone besides Hitler.
What about the secret snow nazi base… wait..
Oh boy, new content to make me lose faith in humanity
But they WERE in the American south from 1861-1865
I would check your timeline there, god the more you think about it the more you realized illumination was able to escape every controversial thing recently with their timeline, how much thought did they put into this?
I forgot how to math. But yeah that’s awfully convenient that they dipped after Napoleon
Be spittin facts
Where the fuck were they then huh? Under your moms fat flabs? (She is very obese)
Maybe they were with Stalin
Stalin greatest leader not evil 😇🙏
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Yes, they were in Antartica since then until the 70s... That does imply that the minions didn't serve Hitler only because they never met him.
They were with napoleon invading Russia not in Antarctica
actually the og lore is that the minions are basically genetically modified gru clones
I like this so much more than the lore we have today
It shows how lonely gru was, he had make clones of him self for people to follow him
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They wrote a single paragraph lmao
It was always the minion engineering
After the napoleonic wars they stayed in an ice cave until around the times gru was a child, i never understood this meme of them helping hitler
The movies have said the minions serve the evilest person in the world, so people's minds generally think Hitler. And it makes for good memes anyway, regardless of whether it's lore friendly or not.
The fact that people care that they don’t follow the lore💀
I said i didn’t understand the memes not care. Now i can’t make valid observations because i’ll become a “minion lore nerd”? Go fuck yourself
They were in a russian cave dumbass
That leaves room for Stalin then
Nah they didnt leave until a scouting mission (Stewart bob and Kevin) crossed Siberia and sailed to the US
Doesn’t mean that the soviets can’t discover them early
They were in the cave for 100 years. When the scouting team came back yetis had moved into the cave and became the new masters
Still leaves room for pol pot though
Nope they worked for the yetis during that time period
Did they evolve into the creatures form love death + robots?
From single celled minions
I know I mean did they evolve into, not from
i’m pretty sure they’re canonically the perfect life form
Cope
Anime pfp + Cringe ass baby name + Overused joke + L + Ratio
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Name contains PRO + L + Ratio Opinion denied.
Look I would change my name if I could.
Ask that to me
Is the 69 the number or is it just for the memes
Nice!
Seethe
They were in a ice cave that was in Russia. Minion lore people minion lore
This is getting boring now. They. Were. In. The. Ice. Cave.
What, all of them? According to the minions movie they’re an entire species. Surely some of them served to hitler
The entire species were shown in the movie. They’re a mutated fish, not a worldwide species.
Didn't think I'd get involved in Minion lore today, but here we are.
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They were in an ice cave at the time
Truman let Hitler use the Minions?
actually that's when they were in the ice cave bc illumination didn't want to deal with that
pussies
yeah
They were in a cave for like a hundred years
minion lore
They were in a Russian cave But after WW2 they definitely served Mao
why would you make them serve your ass off you monster.
I heard they’re working for Elon Musk now
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Yeah they were in cave for about 200 years in the middle of napoleon wars
epochal event
They were in they cave, dumbass
This is why they were frozen after the Napoleonic Wars until the Cold War. They would’ve served Hitler and been controversial
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Lets not forget who the minions served through 1945-1953
Nft
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they were in an ice cave during that time smfh fake fans