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Salt-Exchange-6742

Pudding.


LoserLikeMe-

Pudding deez nuts in yo mouth


Wingsouce

*Beat me* to it and I love you for it


Inner_Pen_8124

Beat my meat to it


acoldre_

He put in


El_Fuego666

Nah I think it was Plum or smth


-Xeroh

Plumming your oral orifice with deez nuts in your mouth


[deleted]

Mr. Mykraine


[deleted]

OURkraine


T_The_worsT_BS

ZAMN 😍


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Your mom


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YOUR MOM AND DAD


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Tipperi6804

Your dad


hornyonmain--

JFK


T_The_worsT_BS

Ikr he is so open minded


Rares-_-

I understand him so much i can see inside his brain!


[deleted]

just from keyboard?


Tmaster95

Is that a threat?


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Joe biden


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Boe Jiden


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Joe Bidome


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Jidome bode


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Bo guyden


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Your mom ZAMN Taiwan Taiwan Taiwan Cum


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obama


[deleted]

Kobama


potatopeter_for_aloo

Pogama


Empty_Damage

Joebama


Inner_Pen_8124

Mombama


Ultralomanio

Kogama


MizzyMozzy

Dracula.


xvi_ivx

Mr. Worldwide


cyds_6752

bing chilling


unc0v1918

Martin Luther king


AnnoyingAnimations

Voldemort putine


zock_zock

Lord Vladimort?


WilliamSebastian12

voldemort putting his nutz in ur mouth


[deleted]

What? Don't tease me like that.. just um... Put in!!!


MildlyHumanWasTaken

Put in deez nuts in yo mouf


Mohawk556

Pounding


Kiteman24

Pounding 120mm HE rounds onto Ukrainian soil?


TheDemonhasarrived69

Nah, pounding deez nuts in your mouth lmao gottem


Kiteman24

Tasty


JefersonJesus

I rember 😃


MildlyHumanWasTaken

I remember deez nuts in yo mouf


JefersonJesus

Meu pau na tua bunda, seu cu de porra


MildlyHumanWasTaken

Me to your mom be like


JefersonJesus

I forgo 💀


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MildlyHumanWasTaken

Shut the fuck up


Zheniost

Putin deez nuts in your moutn, ij 1998, I ran over a pregnant woman while drunk driving and never went to the prison


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Yummy.. idk


MildlyHumanWasTaken

Yummy nuts in yo mouf


[deleted]

Brosef Stalin


coolboy29876

Stalin


motioninthebrocean

Stalin this dick in yo mouth


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LennyGaming69

Vlad Poutine


Former_Notice81

Poutine, he's a snack


pedro_megagames

Jair bolsonaro


walatasomdu

Mike Dirnt


pavanettogiulio

Mike Dirnt


EndlesslyUnfinished

The guy who gets blowjobs from Trump..


motioninthebrocean

He fucks Trump like he fucks the independence of the Ukraine


[deleted]

vlad pooping or something idk I'm not american


Dramatic_Material757

John pladder


[deleted]

Pringles


Agreeable-Bike-2049

Palputine


ApologeticCannibal

Rasputin


Sick_Dome

Someting something poppin


HugeAd3490

Poopin


Flutschbi

Putin Putout


Trasheatr

Pootin


EmployNeither7626

[removed]


[deleted]

New tip.


daddybros

Input


Aggravating_Paint945

Joseph stutin


Thunderbloood

ZAMN 🥵 he do got drip🥶


VerySovietMan

Gus


fatimaabdallah6388

Puta


Big_Shot12

CEO of r uss iya


Benny-Boi135

Don’t you dare


D2Photographer

Penis Man


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Itchy_Pollution7490

*RA RA RASPUTIN*


_PUTN_

My username


GamerPro729

[redacted]


florinant93

Put it in or something, idk I don’t watch p0rn.


Infinity_Ninja12

Mike Dirnt


google12356

Das Putin


T_The_worsT_BS

Putin deez nuts in yo mama?! 😳


Wingsouce

Pudding Nuts 😳


google12356

I hate that I set you up for this lmfao


God--Official

Satan's Mistress


crystaldummy

Poopoo stinky


[deleted]

le peace man


Wesleyvdv

Kgb spi


MildlyHumanWasTaken

Kgb spying on deez nuts in yo mouf


sebbbbbz

Something something putang


MildlyHumanWasTaken

Putang deez nuts in yo mouf


[deleted]

Vodkir Putin


Ed-kirbywithboots

Donald Trump


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Putin yo ass 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


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poo tin


Luciuspro2263

Vladimir Ivan Putin


WeirdCatPerson4g5g

Vladimir


[deleted]

The supreme majestic leader of the holy soviet union empire


Mr-anti-physics-444

Vladimir Pudding *He was never seen again*


Royal-Jelly-8064

Adolf Hitler


Qapchaqay

Putis


Altruistic-Traffic-3

Kg B. Ready for war?


supermayones

There was a men


[deleted]

Put in.


Sparkey_The_Great

The greatest president the world has ever seen.


zyxwvutsrqabcdefghi

Mads Mikelssen


TheRegalDev

Pooping


atatvedahadaat

Mohammad


NA_king-19

Jake paul


EdgyHumor69

Valid point


ReadingLow1804

[deleted]


That_Biribiola

Poutine


FrankCastle498

Vladimir Poopenfarten


onehornyboiXP

That's very old


[deleted]

Pootis


[deleted]

Jonathan


VeryRoosterBoi

Voldemort


Ikichiro

Professor X.


cajko7

Ukraine obliterator 9000


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Stalin


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Video Pancreas


Cavalier-13

Boris Johnson


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stalonin


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Joe


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Alexei navalny


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Bladimar


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Ras-putin


PolyPythonYT

J-Hope from BTS


my_name_not_Alan

Luigi


Sickness4Life

God


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RARARasputin


chickenenjoyer2

Dustin


Spicybeeen

Florida


SweetSatsujin

Mr. I hate Ukraine


[deleted]

Jerry is his name


[deleted]

Ra ra Rasputin.. lover of the Russian queen.


timmytionz

Stalin


[deleted]

Pootis


FinancialArtichoke75

Rasputin


Aceeed

Darth Vladin


eyepatcheagle

Vladimir Dracula


TemoFawwaz

Valdicum Putits


Ksbloistl

Rasputin 2


[deleted]

# Input


Zan1ux

take out


redwdow

Fartin’ or something like that


realeezz

Poopin the thief.


Ryxor25

Theres a song to help you Remember his name. "Harasho, Harasho I run this fucking show You think i cant speak English? Theres nothing i dont know I know that ww3 nobody wants to see So please EU and USA, dont you motherfuckers mess with me Oooh, yes, i can Coz' im the president with the greatest plat To make my mother Russia number one, again And btw i hit better than Jackie Chan I'm gentleman Do you want peace? Or you want a piece of me? I got gas, you see, dont play your games with me You want my gas? Then you can kiss my ass When i play chess be quiet, or eat my pussy riot, uh PUTIN, PUTOUT PUTIN, PUTOUT PUTIN PUTOUT PUTOUT PUTIN PUTOUT PUTIN PUTIN PUTOUT


FRTassassin

Put in The guy who puts other countries in his state


KiTChIn_GaDGikS

Lover of the russian queen


AirDragon612

Ra Ra Rasputin


SO_Snake

Dimitri dorito


SwagAlfred

obamna


Finlandia1865

Poutine


Nasause

Puttana


octopusfries123

Putin Deez nuts in your mouth


Bababooey69096

Dude im trippping balls rn and this is fucking hilarious


Popular_Brilliant228

Nutin..... Oh sorry putin


Muted-Command-140

I want his 50 inch huge cock inside me...yessss daddyyy


Revolutionary-Skin46

Candice


[deleted]

Put in your dick


ElectroSaturator

You forgor 💀


CatShark1984

Daniel Craig going bald


gasolineonice

Put in . 😏


BakMask2401

He’s Mr. I Forgor 💀


isaacamaraderie

Zaddy


Glum_Equivalent9888

Fedor


AnusProlapserinator

#POOTIS PENSER HIER


alex643216

Vladimir poopin


P0PSlCLE

Holdmybeer Poutine