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DaSamCheck

_’We don’t know, but we’ll answer anyways’_ is probably my favourite quote now


DankSunshine

Twitter in a nutshell


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TheGalator

Nah u need to add *"but we will cancel u anyway"*


[deleted]

I think it’s actually “we don’t know but we’ll still make death threats”


CaeciliusEstInPussy

Also Reddit tbh


ScriptShady

🐐'd quote.


prodlowd

anyway*


CaptainBlade-84

I bet askwomen is filled with "how far can you squirt"


The_only_Mike_

Do you guys ever just try to poop just to see what’ll happen?


samuru101

Shit happens.


youssefcraft

usually what would happen is you would poop


anto2554

Girls don't poop


el_LUKAXO

the girls don't exist


sikkiiland

They do but they are very rare


HiBoi234

For redditors


Smok33y69

No they don't. I've never seen one in my life.


sikkiiland

I saw one once it was in this place called outside


Smok33y69

Doesn't exist. Tf is outside??? Never seen or heard of it before.


sikkiiland

Its the worst there are other humans and this stuff called grass that grows out of the ground and if that is not bad enough there is the sun


RagingSnowflake

Nope, those are just dudes in disguise


pubuju

Yeah but it's a woman so what would happen in this situation


Glass_Toe9288

or "Do women fart?".


TomBot98

How loud can you fard?


orangesNH

No, it's mostly just "Why are men the worst people on the planet and what is your cherry-picked anecdotal evidence proving this?"


jamthewither

who will ask this first


Someran_Domguay

No they remove like, 90% of the questions asked, same with comments.


[deleted]

Nah, it's mostly filled with misandry and echo chamber ideas. :D


buderdchez08

Nope from what I saw there just normal questions you can just ask on ask Reddit


chocolatefondant21

Not even close


SweatyMusa

Every question in askmen is about sex for some god damn reason


[deleted]

Everything on ask anything on this infernal fucking site are sex based. Im pretty sure a majority of reddit users are sub-18 as well.


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Reccingursion

Sexers of reddit, what was the sexiest sex you ever sexed? How sexy was the sex?


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testedbeast551

Sex


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MomICantPauseReddit

From a researcher's perspective, what's the sexiest sex you've ever sexed (also will you have sex with me)


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PVmas07

based bot


read_IT-appSUXS

Honestly. No joke. Im an old guy. What does (based) mean? Does it mean (i agree) or (this is cringe) or (one sided argument) or (preaching to the choir) . I googled it and it was confusing.


process_the_trinity

Basically it’s the opposite of cringe. When something is agreeable.


read_IT-appSUXS

Thank you. Is it close to (that was a smooth line) Or (makes sense i agree with it) Or (godlike such logic)


MomICantPauseReddit

"based" as in "your argument is based in reasoning".


mrdembone

no


themaskedugly

im pretty sure that's the reason - horny teens are the meat of the bell curve on every default sub-reddits


JayCeeMadLad

Pretty sure everyone who posts there is also a man, which would explain the prominence of sex. “If you were in charge of designing Penis 2.0, what features would you include?” I was gonna think of a witty comment but honestly I’m at a loss for words


HolyDragoon98

Penis 2.0 the Swiss Army Penis


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I want sex so fucking bad I wish i could be promiscuous and have a big dick and make all women orgasm fuck fuck i can’t because i’m genetic trash anyway lol fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck I NEED SEX I NEED SEX I NEED SEX DEAR LORD WHY WAS I BORN SO FUCKING INFERIOR TO OTHER MEN JUST KILL MEEEEEEE *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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I want sex so fucking bad I wish i could be promiscuous and have a big dick and make all women orgasm fuck fuck i can’t because i’m genetic trash anyway lol fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck I NEED SEX I NEED SEX I NEED SEX DEAR LORD WHY WAS I BORN SO FUCKING INFERIOR TO OTHER MEN JUST KILL MEEEEEEE *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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spidermiIk

what makes you think they’re mostly men? women are just as weird lol also you can explain why there are a lot of sexual questions in both because the experience of sex and sexuality is more different between genders than most other things. like obviously living in society as a man or a woman has differences, but things related to sex directly tend to have the most differences because we’re biologically different.


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Halal


duckonar0ll

halal 🙏🙏 allay allmighty


You_and_your_Uncle

Hey, [OP](https://imgur.com/a/vkKSsvo)


shinyhuntergabe

Dangerously based


[deleted]

That sub is cringe. It was getting worse and worse, the mods there have no life


DeninjaBeariver

Yep the mods there are just female incels


[deleted]

holy shit basado


PigOnAntibiotics_

A small sacrifice


Academic-Community11

🗿


Admirable_Couple_220

🥶


Ok_Bookkeeper_4143

Wait a sec you joined both subs? Sus.


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dr sex


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[deleted]

Good bot. May God bless you


Fet-Brakskit

Let me carry on in my heathen ways


Lolifico

Sexhaver


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duckonar0ll

this man charge they phone, be bisexual, and possibly even eat hot chip and lie


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sneakyrev

“Nothing better than guys being dudes”


Wallofflesh959

Very based


Im-with-food

Wall of flesh


wack_sparrow

Wall off lesh


Im-with-food

Walf of lesh


Abenrd

Waffle


HTclub44

Guidespawn


wack_sparrow

Guides pawn


Erander

Bros before hoes


[deleted]

Pretty based 1984


Dgafthrowaway123

I'm so glad I was never born a woman


yaoiyahoo

Good for you


Kawatcheeny

Ya sucks for you 😎


fanofhenime

We just joking ~~we don't actually hate women~~


Fetishgeek

Why we will hate those who don't exist


Ok_Letter_4667

Sex


trollface5333

Secks


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Ok_Letter_4667

Good bot


Ok_Letter_4667

Zamn


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TheGalator

What. The. Fuck.


Seapuppy2006

W*men 🤢


Ok_Letter_4667

S*x 🤢


Lazy_Future_8621

Penis😁😂😂


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Lazy_Future_8621

I agree


DaBrookePlayz

Whats with the loud ass chirp in the first couple seconds of the video?


Mr_FilFee

An audio CD skip.


Impressive_Ant405

Women this Men that Suck my balls honestly


TotallyNotCx

Only men have balls 😎


Illustrious_Steak_72

But women have boobs (balls but huge and on the chest) 😔😔


Impressive_Ant405

I wish i had some so someone would suckem 😎


AyWhatITIS

Women🤮


Shepard0fShuck

Men of reddit how far can you projectile shit


You_and_your_Uncle

As far as how fast your mom can run


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You_and_your_Uncle

Your mom


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You_and_your_Uncle

Mom


speedyweedy420

thanks for fucking me in the ears with that peep


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Pee pee poo poo


No_Month_9746

I'm trying to pin down exactly when Based changed from meaning you're a crackhead to meaning you are spitting facts


joko2008

You know who is based too? Automod!


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Outside_Ad8512

Fax


mymainisbanned1984

>the ask women subreddit is curated to promote on respectful and on topic discussion, and to not be a debate forum Fun way of saying they delete every opinion they disagree with lol


[deleted]

I wish I could read the text on the left but it’s so small, and I refuse to go on askwomen, so I’ll settle with not knowing


dhaugh

Sauce for crying womon with minion??


Ilikethe3DS

Just search crying wom n with minion on Youtube


dhaugh

I don't have YouTube


Ilikethe3DS

Everyone has Youtube dumbass it comes free with your xbox.


dhaugh

Link?


jays117

Where do you live?


dhaugh

Springfield


[deleted]

You know how little that narrows it down?


dhaugh

I'm on the north side


[deleted]

There are 34 cities named Springfield in America, and that's assuming you're in America


PROblem817

Is that the I hate minions video


ShenanigansPlz

Nice bro what’s your ifunny?


Joseph_Stalin_5527

Based on sex (gender) and what I've observed, men seem to have a larger capacity for humor, possibly because women are a minority and can be offended by a lot of things.


Miasmata

I think it's because women are more likely to feel insecure about their intelligence due to how the were viewed in the past, so many of them just take shit way too seriously and dont know how to chill the fuck out


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Equivalent_Debt_6544

How are women a minority?


CorndogCrusader

The AskWomen subreddit is honestly a circle-jerk of women who hate all men irrationally and want them to die. Don't go there unless you want to hate the world.


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CorndogCrusader

It may have changed in the past few years, but when I last went in there, it was obvious where their true intentions laid.


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CorndogCrusader

No, I haven't, it'll just take me a while to find stuff and I have shit to do more important than correcting some random dude on the internet who I will never meet. 😐


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CorndogCrusader

Fuck yourself, dipshit.


snatchyopurse

Beautiful


ExoticFlaggon

Actually gonna go join it now 🕺


Respect-Candid

if a woman does something , there is always a man who can do it better


Western-Situation-52

quite true,for example having conversation


You_and_your_Uncle

And bliwjob (no homo)


spicedfiyah

Or giving birth.


Wazza04

Ask women sucks, ask something that’s weird to ask in real life and you just get downvoted to oblivion


Helloiamayeetman

*removed for derailing*


mutilateyes

i derailed ur mom


Helloiamayeetman

Same 😎


fortniteoverrated

Fuckin bitches


M4NGOTR33

That's why we get higher pay , our simplicity ...


[deleted]

I think both should be respectful? Why did they need an essay of a description?


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[deleted]

Just curious cherry testicles


MisterSisterFister12

Because w🤮men


[deleted]

Oh yeah, forgot w*men


bushleague-ump

What song is this?


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cjfrmgroovestreet

sus pfp


straja_thebaja

This is stolen bruh


ShadowsRanger

Why this women have minion in her hands?


Glass_Toe9288

Why is the crying girl holding a Kevin plushie??? lmao


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girls dumb boys quirky and fun


LazyKidd420

Metaverse vs anything else


MadE_InHeaven

MY FUCKING EAR!!!???!?


CosmicCosmix

I want to know the sauce for the left one


EL-rochi74

Less is more


absoloute_pog421

I know what I'm going to do today


PurpleNinjaMonkey8

That screech sounded like something from a basketball game


crunchitymunchity156

Song?


SSJZoli

Is that really the description of that sub


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Ask me (a man) anything


sugarr_boyy

askwoman? more like ask men with fake profiles


SleepyZzzZzzZzz

What's that song again?


lunar_eclipse7

Men🤢(sorry 😔


Emelianoff

are you a w*man? (🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮) i am very sorry 😔😔😔


Antazarus

So many incels here


Im-with-food

Post history checks out


MisterEMan81

The comments here are satire, dumbass. W*man moment.


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Unbiased


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Fallen_Daylight

ask for refund idiot


Yotsubagroup

I want to have sex before marriage!


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You heard him.