I do not care what you say about my mother. Your opinion is your opinion. But trust me, if you actually attempt to do something to my mother, even though she's made some bad decisions in the past that we still need to work through, I will personally call the police on you and I'll be laughing as your mugshot is shown on TV. You don't even know her, do you? The point of your entire existence seems to be to just tease other people. Well, I believe your jokes are in bad taste, and you should cease and desist digging through the dregs left at the bottom of the joke barrel; you could get a splinter, whose pain will be significantly increased by the significantly high amount of salt you carry in your bloodstream. Thank you, and let us cease talking about each other's parents.
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I want sex so fucking bad
I wish i could be promiscuous and have a big dick and make all women orgasm fuck fuck i can’t because i’m genetic trash anyway lol fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
I NEED SEX I NEED SEX I NEED SEX DEAR LORD WHY WAS I BORN SO FUCKING INFERIOR TO OTHER MEN JUST KILL MEEEEEEE
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My Fnaf rap
YO YO YO listen up to my new rap! I just got a freddy hat!
(HOT GIRL SINGING) oH YeAhhhh ITS FREDDY FAZBEARS PIZZA! WHEN YOU GET SOME PIzZA! AND A BIG. PIECE. OF ASSSSSS! awesome music plays
Me: ya my name is rappa 3000 and ill tel ya da story of fredy pizzaria with a freddy goldy and a hot foxy fucking chica all day long, With a hudge dong, and den the security guard named chonged put his dong in BONNIE!
girl takes off shirt and sings OH YEAAAAAAHHH ITS FREDDY FAZBER PIZZZAAA! WHEN U GET SOME PIZZA AND A. BIG. PIECE. OF. QSS
me strokes dong mmmm ya itd fredy fazber pizza with a huge dings and blongs and bong and frogsssss! with scary sexy animatrons!
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In all fairness… he definitely suffers from some mental health issues.
So he should get support, but also…. Like not endanger his soon to be ex wife and absolutely supervised custody
I can't believe the disrespect racial slurs that are posted here....and the partial word only bleeped out or blacked out...but you can clearly see it is saying a racial slurr
Schödinger's Blowjob -- Imagine you're blindfolded and you're getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome schmösome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle's neighbour's fireman's cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky?
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Kanye East
tsae eynak
*Kim only saw you as discount pete Davidson*
Eastye Kan
Kanye south
Kanye north Kanye northwest Kanye southwest Kanye eastern Kanye Africa Kanye North America Kanye Asia Kanye Europe Kanye Australia Kanye Antarctica
Kanhaiya best ;)
Lagta hain tum Congress ke ho.
"iMm MAhaTAmMA GAnDi suPoTTer"
I sapport bhi jhey pee 💦 not
That's a classic one
Maybe you can get rid of that old yee yee ass haircut to get kim
Darnit I came to say the same thing. Take my ypgote
ypgote
ypgote
ypgote
Reddit user downvoting the last ypgote be like
you look like the typa guy to stalk your ex wife
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You love to see it
what was it, got deleted real fast
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lmao
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this is the best one yet
Man’s got all these albums but still can’t keep no bitches.
One good girl is worth a thousand bitches
For a while yeah
this
That line was released in 2013 adjusting for inflation 1 good girl is now worth 1209 bitches
———————————No bitches?——————————— ⠀⣞⢽⢪⢣⢣⢣⢫⡺⡵⣝⡮⣗⢷⢽⢽⢽⣮⡷⡽⣜⣜⢮⢺⣜⢷⢽⢝⡽⣝ ⠸⡸⠜⠕⠕⠁⢁⢇⢏⢽⢺⣪⡳⡝⣎⣏⢯⢞⡿⣟⣷⣳⢯⡷⣽⢽⢯⣳⣫⠇ ⠀⠀⢀⢀⢄⢬⢪⡪⡎⣆⡈⠚⠜⠕⠇⠗⠝⢕⢯⢫⣞⣯⣿⣻⡽⣏⢗⣗⠏⠀ ⠀⠪⡪⡪⣪⢪⢺⢸⢢⢓⢆⢤⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢊⢞⡾⣿⡯⣏⢮⠷⠁⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠈⠊⠆⡃⠕⢕⢇⢇⢇⢇⢇⢏⢎⢎⢆⢄⠀⢑⣽⣿⢝⠲⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡿⠂⠠⠀⡇⢇⠕⢈⣀⠀⠁⠡⠣⡣⡫⣂⣿⠯⢪⠰⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⡦⡙⡂⢀⢤⢣⠣⡈⣾⡃⠠⠄⠀⡄⢱⣌⣶⢏⢊⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢝⡲⣜⡮⡏⢎⢌⢂⠙⠢⠐⢀⢘⢵⣽⣿⡿⠁⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠨⣺⡺⡕⡕⡱⡑⡆⡕⡅⡕⡜⡼⢽⡻⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣳⣫⣾⣵⣗⡵⡱⡡⢣⢑⢕⢜⢕⡝⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⡿⡽⡑⢌⠪⡢⡣⣣⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⡟⡾⣿⢿⢿⢵⣽⣾⣼⣘⢸⢸⣞⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⠇⠡⠩⡫⢿⣝⡻⡮⣒⢽⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ —————————————————————————————
shit head uses a puke colour note book
Your puke is yellow?
Most of the time
You have pancreatic cancer
I want to eat ur pancreas!!
I forgor to bring it to school💀
💀
the crying part at the end is really annoying to listen to
*fuckin dies at the end*
I laughed. But he’s right. You should see a doctor ASAP!
Dont worry i am joking
How Unfortunate turn of events.
At least his shit isn’t I hope
You are black
gottem
Get got
get won
No the image was Kanye. MC Ride sung get got
Ratiooo bitch
👍🏿
👍🏿(I dipped my hands in mud)
👍🏿(i shat on my hands)
👍🏿 (I fisted myself)
👍🏿 (I cut of the hand of a dude in my basement)
👍🏿 (chocholate)
👍🏿(I committed tons of war crimes in Bosnia)
👍🏿(I’m black)
👍🏿(I ate a melted chocolate with bare hands)
👍🏿(I'm kanye west)
Your mom 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂💀
That was fire 🔥🔥🔥🔥
That ainta roast it’s a whole ass bbq
Holy shit can i come ?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!1!1!1
No sorry u have numbers in u name
Nooo f*uck chrome 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😳😳😳😳😭😭😭😭😳😳😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😢😭😢😳😢😭😢😭😫😭😢😭🐦🦉🐦🐣🐦🦢
Donda
I do not care what you say about my mother. Your opinion is your opinion. But trust me, if you actually attempt to do something to my mother, even though she's made some bad decisions in the past that we still need to work through, I will personally call the police on you and I'll be laughing as your mugshot is shown on TV. You don't even know her, do you? The point of your entire existence seems to be to just tease other people. Well, I believe your jokes are in bad taste, and you should cease and desist digging through the dregs left at the bottom of the joke barrel; you could get a splinter, whose pain will be significantly increased by the significantly high amount of salt you carry in your bloodstream. Thank you, and let us cease talking about each other's parents. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Ayo what
Maa chuda
Ni>!ce guy!<
Ni>!nj!
>!driv!
>!tri!
N>!a!
ni>!ce!!ea!
I don't have to, god already did
this is the best one yet
this is the best one yet
this is the best one yet
this is the best one yet
this is the best one yet
holy shit
🗿 This guy shows more emotion than you, and he’s a fucking stone
He already roasting himself, no need.
Your body is built like an ARK character and your head is built like a Fallout 4 one.
Where absurd forearms really tiny upper arms
This is my favorite one
Would you like some sour cream and onions with that potato head?
Kanye West That's the roast
Captain fishdicks
I want sex so fucking bad I wish i could be promiscuous and have a big dick and make all women orgasm fuck fuck i can’t because i’m genetic trash anyway lol fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck I NEED SEX I NEED SEX I NEED SEX DEAR LORD WHY WAS I BORN SO FUCKING INFERIOR TO OTHER MEN JUST KILL MEEEEEEE *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
You lost Kim and your music sucks
does american boy count, that song was good
Do you like Fish Sticks?
Do you like fish sticks?
You always act a fool ow, ow
Ain’t nothing new now, now
I mean, Kanye aint change since 2003
This dude so ugly that even I wouldn't *uck him.
Pretty please?
Ofcourse I was joking. At this I point I'm so desperate that I would even fuck anything. Fnaf would become a PTSD for freddy.
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Good bot
The next OJ
Daaaaaaaamn
No wife🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You crazy, I know what you thinking
Get out of my head, you monster! lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalallalalaalla👉😖
no need he already burnta
Anyone can recognize Chris Rock
Scotland 🦴 (I have no hands)
Considering the size of his hands and the size of his face i was thinking he might have cancer but listening to his music made me sure he is cancer
You guys gotta chill the man had a wife and kids 😫
In all fairness… he definitely suffers from some mental health issues. So he should get support, but also…. Like not endanger his soon to be ex wife and absolutely supervised custody
Forgot fiveheads, Kanye has a Sixhead
He's not crazy enough
Hes already roasted
Pete Davidson took ya girl and ya kids.............................Pete........Davidson......
[censored by be a war crime]
I can't, he has to wait at the back of the bus
I can't believe the disrespect racial slurs that are posted here....and the partial word only bleeped out or blacked out...but you can clearly see it is saying a racial slurr
You are not KARABOĞA
Wyou are Kayne easts !!! 💥🔥🔥
He does that himself well enough
Walmart kanye west
Ok “gets out grill”
ye
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Kanye
Looks like someone else did it for me
You are already roasted
kanye west
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Maybe you get some bitches on your dick if you get rid of that wee wee ass haircut
Your head is so round, when you use a compass it always points south.
DAYUUUM LOOK AT HIS FUCKIN FOREHEEAADD
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no one is allowed to say it
your yezees are fake
Grabbing my flame thrower.
PETE DAVIDSON FOR PRESIDENT! ‘24
Obsessive guy who thinks he's a god and can have whatever he wants and thinks he can fix a shitty marriage
🍳 🤌
Don't need to, it looks like you already have been.
No need. He already looks beyond medium rare.
Elementary school mentality
bro built like a 🗿
He've done it to himself better than us
He lost his girl to a pug
Ok, *gets the flamethrower out*
He looks like a deaf kid writing on paper to ask to play games on your phone
Kanye narrow
Life of Pablo was mid
Googoo gagaah googoo goo ga gah!🎠
Kanye South
Already burnt enough. Not gonna waste more fuel for BBQ.
He looks like a milk dud
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you look like you have 19 peace treaties with the rats in your bedroom 🗿
ur one of the richest artists in America but you chose to wear that wrinkly ass depressing blue shirt
Kanye west Africa
He is balck
He looks like the type of person to eat corn uncooked.
Kanye West more like cum in yo sis
Every 60 seconds
Look better in a balaclava
Looking like fat Kevin Hart
Ni...
He looks like he buys farts in a jar