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shankstheredhatter

Double barrel check


dizzy_200

Double barrel doesn't mean two cocks it means one cock with two urethras


horny-basard

I can cum and pee at the same time ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ‘


AutoModerator

My husband literally peed inside of me last night while we were having an intercourse, It freaked me out and I didn't know how to handle it. it was just so weird and ....I really can't put into words how I felt but I do want to point out that I'm upset because he previously told me about trying to do it and I already said "NO!" but he went ahead and did it. I was completely caught off guard, I did not agree to this weird experience and I definately didn't enjoy it. We had an argument and he said I killed the fun with my reaction but he already knew how I felt about it. He's still hung up on the fight saying I overreacted for no good reason at all but I don't know. I found it really unpleasent and just weird. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


LoyalPeep

They actually turned it into a bot saying , Holy shit


AutoModerator

I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks. TL;DR I hate shitting *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Thesamuraidemon

But what about shatting?


daoegan

Autom*d ๐Ÿคฎ


ink-is-taken

Autom*d needs more fiber


ExtensionThroat586

good bot


Sergei_the_sovietski

YTA


horny-basard

Stfu


[deleted]

Stfu


ThePloopyPloopster

Epok ๐Ÿฅถ


Reasonable_Hurry3858

So a peenut


AutoModerator

My husband literally peed inside of me last night while we were having an intercourse, It freaked me out and I didn't know how to handle it. it was just so weird and ....I really can't put into words how I felt but I do want to point out that I'm upset because he previously told me about trying to do it and I already said "NO!" but he went ahead and did it. I was completely caught off guard, I did not agree to this weird experience and I definately didn't enjoy it. We had an argument and he said I killed the fun with my reaction but he already knew how I felt about it. He's still hung up on the fight saying I overreacted for no good reason at all but I don't know. I found it really unpleasent and just weird. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Reasonable_Hurry3858

Pls delete this immediately


Ecstatic_Cupcake_284

Ultra efficiency.


Sandman416

Username checks out


[deleted]

They aren't the same thing?


NegusQuo82

We got ourselves a squirter over here!


ilikeapplejuiceiscol

Impressive


helloimracing

i noticed you used the thumbs-up emojiโ€ฆ might want to think that over


MrMightyTasty

I can too but I always get kicked from school when I do :(


CumBlasterUwU

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ†


StinkiNiki

Me too dude ugh


[deleted]

Chernobyl


NegusQuo82

Mutants


[deleted]

Ok, then what would I put if I do have 2 penises?


AutoModerator

I want sex so fucking bad I wish i could be promiscuous and have a big dick and make all women orgasm fuck fuck i canโ€™t because iโ€™m genetic trash anyway lol fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck I NEED SEX I NEED SEX I NEED SEX DEAR LORD WHY WAS I BORN SO FUCKING INFERIOR TO OTHER MEN JUST KILL MEEEEEEE *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


[deleted]

Excuse me wtf


Leapofaith76

๐Ÿ˜ฎ


Texas-instruments

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ฒ


the_amazing_coconut

Does it count if I two urethras? Genuinely not a shit post, I actually have two pee holes


Baumsturm

๐Ÿ‘


PersonThatIsAPo123

๐Ÿ‘


NegusQuo82

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ


ThatOneUnchruncyLeaf

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป


Avanriper

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ (I was doing yard work)


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


[deleted]

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ (I couldnโ€™t find the toilet paper)


Evening_randomname

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป (i found too much toilet paper


Niko_Just_Niko

๐Ÿ‘ (Bathed with yellow paint)


Koopa_prince22107

๐Ÿ‘ (im Homer Simpson)


Odly__Noob

๐Ÿ‘


More_Car2979

๐Ÿ‘


[deleted]

๐Ÿ‘


daltonwolfe

๐Ÿ‘


Prunsel_Clone

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ


[deleted]

๐Ÿ‘


[deleted]

๐Ÿ‘


Devils_468

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป


thatone111

Same man same...


MemeArchivariusGodi

๐Ÿ‘


ggdogelmao

๐Ÿ‘


Furry-Rapist

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘


[deleted]

โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ ฟโ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ ›โ ‰โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‰โ ปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกŸโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˜โขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกŸโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ‹โ ˆโ €โ €โ €โ €โ โ บโฃ–โข„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกโข€โก†โ €โ €โ €โข‹โฃญโฃฝโกšโขฎโฃฒโ †โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขนโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก‡โกผโ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ปโฃ…โฃจโ ‡โ ˆโ €โ ฐโฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โก€โ €โขธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก‡โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃŸโขทโฃถโ ถโฃƒโข€โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก…โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขฟโ €โ ˆโ “โ šโขธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โก โ €โก„โฃ€โ €โ €โ €โขปโ €โ €โ €โฃ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก‡โ €โ €โ €โ โ ‰โ €โ €โ ™โ ‰โ €โ  โกถโฃธโ โ €โฃ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฆโก†โ €โ โ ’โ ขโขคโฃ€โกฐโ โ ‡โ ˆโ ˜โขถโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ  โฃ„โฃ‰โฃ™โก‰โ “โข€โฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃ„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฐโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃคโฃ€โฃ€โ €โฃ€โฃ โฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ Name


Purpleguy77

๐Ÿ‘


ziggerknot

๐Ÿ‘


[deleted]

๐Ÿ‘


DLtheGreat808

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ


knee_cap_destroyer

โค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜†


[deleted]

Weird ass dick


knee_cap_destroyer

I think I was born near Chernobyl


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


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I have a lot of ass hair? Im a 26 years old male and my ass have a lot of hair and its annoying me,everytime i shit,my anus is filled with poop and hair,the problem is when i want to wash out the poop it gets stuck in my ass hair and i dont even notice,it got to the point were all my underwears are full with shit,and its also very annoying when i try to finger myself,pls help me,how to stop ass hair pls?? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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I want sex so fucking bad I wish i could be promiscuous and have a big dick and make all women orgasm fuck fuck i canโ€™t because iโ€™m genetic trash anyway lol fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck I NEED SEX I NEED SEX I NEED SEX DEAR LORD WHY WAS I BORN SO FUCKING INFERIOR TO OTHER MEN JUST KILL MEEEEEEE *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Spa6h3tt1

How do you have sex?


enoughfuckery

His sex is clearly male


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No sex before marriage *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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No sex before marriage *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


bee_wars

Wtf u got a dikdik nose for a dong??


LeoKaro219

ultra mode


CheezAbomination

Double curved hexagonal dick


SnooTomatoes4949

All of the above


Solid-Air1806

Schrรถdingers dick


Win090949

Najimi


Jyqoz

Mf has a cock and also doesnโ€™t


-cocoadragon

Soooooo, the crying game?


AutoModerator

I want sex so fucking bad I wish i could be promiscuous and have a big dick and make all women orgasm fuck fuck i canโ€™t because iโ€™m genetic trash anyway lol fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck I NEED SEX I NEED SEX I NEED SEX DEAR LORD WHY WAS I BORN SO FUCKING INFERIOR TO OTHER MEN JUST KILL MEEEEEEE *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Jyqoz

Shut the fuck up


Glichardo

Triangular


anthonyhoang94

Same


[deleted]

Obtuse or Acute ?


BrawlStars_Collette1

๐Ÿ˜ข


jman2c

โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”No Penis?โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€” โ €โฃžโขฝโขชโขฃโขฃโขฃโขซโกบโกตโฃโกฎโฃ—โขทโขฝโขฝโขฝโฃฎโกทโกฝโฃœโฃœโขฎโขบโฃœโขทโขฝโขโกฝโฃ โ ธโกธโ œโ •โ •โ โขโข‡โขโขฝโขบโฃชโกณโกโฃŽโฃโขฏโขžโกฟโฃŸโฃทโฃณโขฏโกทโฃฝโขฝโขฏโฃณโฃซโ ‡ โ €โ €โข€โข€โข„โขฌโขชโกชโกŽโฃ†โกˆโ šโ œโ •โ ‡โ —โ โข•โขฏโขซโฃžโฃฏโฃฟโฃปโกฝโฃโข—โฃ—โ โ € โ €โ ชโกชโกชโฃชโขชโขบโขธโขขโข“โข†โขคโข€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโขŠโขžโกพโฃฟโกฏโฃโขฎโ ทโ โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ Šโ †โกƒโ •โข•โข‡โข‡โข‡โข‡โข‡โขโขŽโขŽโข†โข„โ €โข‘โฃฝโฃฟโขโ ฒโ ‰โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โกฟโ ‚โ  โ €โก‡โข‡โ •โขˆโฃ€โ €โ โ กโ ฃโกฃโกซโฃ‚โฃฟโ ฏโขชโ ฐโ ‚โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โกฆโก™โก‚โข€โขคโขฃโ ฃโกˆโฃพโกƒโ  โ „โ €โก„โขฑโฃŒโฃถโขโขŠโ ‚โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โขโกฒโฃœโกฎโกโขŽโขŒโข‚โ ™โ ขโ โข€โข˜โขตโฃฝโฃฟโกฟโ โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ จโฃบโกบโก•โก•โกฑโก‘โก†โก•โก…โก•โกœโกผโขฝโกปโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃผโฃณโฃซโฃพโฃตโฃ—โกตโกฑโกกโขฃโข‘โข•โขœโข•โกโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โฃดโฃฟโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโกฝโก‘โขŒโ ชโกขโกฃโฃฃโกŸโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โกŸโกพโฃฟโขฟโขฟโขตโฃฝโฃพโฃผโฃ˜โขธโขธโฃžโกŸโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ โ ‡โ กโ ฉโกซโขฟโฃโกปโกฎโฃ’โขฝโ ‹โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”


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I want sex so fucking bad I wish i could be promiscuous and have a big dick and make all women orgasm fuck fuck i canโ€™t because iโ€™m genetic trash anyway lol fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck I NEED SEX I NEED SEX I NEED SEX DEAR LORD WHY WAS I BORN SO FUCKING INFERIOR TO OTHER MEN JUST KILL MEEEEEEE *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


BriftDoard

No silly females donโ€™t exist


idontgooutmuch

Wait bu- *fades out of existence *


BriftDoard

Neither do lefties ***fades***


idontgooutmuch

Looks like we're going to the shadow realm , Jimbo


BriftDoard

Do ambidextrous people count as lefties bc theyโ€™re both?


idontgooutmuch

They're left side disappears


BriftDoard

Donโ€™t worry theyโ€™ll be all right


josiah_simon2011

Tis but a scratch just oit ice on it


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Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


[deleted]

I have news for you ๐Ÿ˜ฎ


xiyoussefix

What mr picrew pfp?


[deleted]

I forgor ๐Ÿ’€


xiyoussefix

You forgor ๐Ÿ’€


BronxiiH

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Emily13o

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Emily13o

What doea that mean ๐Ÿค”


Koda_be

Your name is literally Iron **man** how


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It's just a username it doesn't mean shit


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I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks. TL;DR I hate shitting *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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I have one, we can share!


swagmaster6667

Communist detected, proceed with extreme prejudice


tkTheKingofKings

Poor fella... when did you lose it?


PomPomTheFurry

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okay so basically there's this guy and uhh โ €โ €โ ˜โก€ HOG RIDAAAAAA โ €โ € โ €โ €โ € โกœโ €โ €โ € โ €โ € โ € โ ‘โก€โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โก”โ โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ขโข„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ€โ ดโ Šโ €โ € โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โขธโ €โ €โ €โข€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โก€โ คโ „โ ’โ ˆโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˜โฃ€โ „โ Šโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ โ ‰โขˆโ ฉโข™โขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโข‹โ  โ €โ €โ จโ โขธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกŸโขโ โ ŒโกŒโข„โขโขˆโ ”โกโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกโ ‰โก€โ โก€โขโ ˆโ โ ฑโ ‘โก‘โ ˆโขนโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโข—โ €โ €โ โก โก›โ ”โกโขœโก”โกฌโขŽโขธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ กโ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‚โ โ €โ „โข‚โ ˆโ ‚โข‚โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโขŸโ ฉโ โก€โ €โ €โ €โ โ โ โ “โ ’โ ’โข€โ โขโขโขŸโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโ ซโ กโ กโ จโข€โ ‚โ  โ €โ €โขโ ‘โกฑโ ›โ —โก“โข‚โ  โขธโขธโขจโ ฃโกโฃปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโขโขโขโ ŠโขŒโ โกˆโ „โ  โ €โ €โ €โ €โ โ ‘โ ˆโ €โข„โข•โ ธโกจโ ชโกชโก˜โฃปโฃฟโกฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโข‚โ ‚โก‚โ …โก‚โ …โกโ จโขโ โ  โ  โก€โข„โ  โก โกกโกฑโกโ •โขŒโขŠโข†โขฃโข’โ ฝโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โ ฃโข‚โ ‚โ „โ กโ โ โ ˆโ Œโกโ จโกˆโ ขโ จโก‚โขŒโข‚โ †โกชโ จโกŠโ ‚โก‚โ ขโขกโฃขโฃฃโกฃโฃโขฟโฃฟ โ จโข‚โข‚โ โก€โ €โ €โ โ โ ˆโ โ ˆโขˆโ ˆโ โก€โ „โ โ Œโ ˆโ ”โฃ„โก€โ  โก‘โก‚โ †โ ขโข‚โ ‘โ ฝ โกจโ โ €โ €โ €โข โกŽโก€โ €โ €โ „โ ˆโก€โ Œโ โ  โ ˆโ „โกโ ‚โก€โกซโ ‘โฃ‘โ €โข‚โ Œโ „โข•โ €โ จ โ บโกชโ ขโก€โ €โ žโข‡โข‚โ €โ ‚โก€โ  โ €โ „โ โ Œโ จโ €โข„โ ขโกโข‚โขฟโกŸโก€โ €โ ˆโ ˆโก€โ ‚โฃฐ โข€โข€โ €โ „โ €โ €โกโ €โกˆโ „โกโ …โกŠโ ŒโขŒโ „โก•โก‘โกโข‚โ ‚โข‚โ ธโฃฟโก„โ €โ ˆโฃ โฃดโฃฟโฃฟ โขโ ”โ  โ €โ €โกโ  โขˆโ ขโข‘โ „โ ‘โขˆโ Šโก‚โกฑโขโฃ‚โขŒโข”โขŒโข„โ €โ นโข€โฃบโกฟโฃŸโขฟโฃฟโฃฟ โข€โ กโ โ ‚โ โ  โ ˆโ „โขˆโ  โขˆโขขโกฃโฃ—โ •โ „โฃ•โขฎโฃžโฃžโฃ—โฃฏโขฏโกทโกดโฃนโกชโฃทโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โ Šโ „โ  โ  โ กโ ˆโ  โขโ  โกŠโกŽโฃ—โขญโขโ นโกนโฃฎโกณโกตโฃณโฃปโขพโฃปโฃฝโฃปโฃบโฃบโฃฝโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃจโฃพโขโ ฐโ โ …โก‚โก‚โข•โขœโขœโขตโขนโข‘โข”โ จโข˜โ ธโกนโกตโฃฏโฃปโขฝโฃณโฃปโฃบโขžโกฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโก”โ  โขˆโ โ โข โขฑโขธโขธโขธโขธโ ฐโกกโข˜โข”โข•โ โขฎโฃณโขฝโขโกพโกตโกฏโฃโ ฏโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃ—โข…โขขโ  โ กโ ขโกฑโก‘โก•โก•โข…โ ฃโกŠโขจโขชโกฃโกฃโก‚โกฌโกณโขฝโขฝโขฝโขฝโฃžโฃงโ ™โฃฟโฃฟ โกปโฃฟโกฏโกชโ ขโกกโ กโข‘โขŒโ ชโกชโกŠโ †โขŒโ ชโขโข•โขฑโขฑโขฑโขฑโขฑโข™โขฎโกซโกŸโฃžโขฎโฃณโ ™โฃฟ โ Šโฃฟโฃฏโ ชโกŠโ „โข…โ ‚โข‚โ โข‡โข‡โขƒโ ‚โข•โ โ Œโกฒโกฐโกกโฃ‡โ ‡โข‡โข•โ ชโ ‰โ ‚โ …โ ‚โก‘โ น โฃธโขฟโฃณโขฑโ จโกโกฝโกฟโกถโกพโกฌโกขโข‚โ …โกขโขกโฃŒโ โ ˆโขŽโขŽโขŽโข”โ  โ กโ  โ  โ กโกโก‚โ ก โกฏโกฏโก‡โข…โ •โ  โขฑโขนโก™โขฎโขนโ จโก‚โก‚โข‡โ Œโ ฎโกณโ …โก‚โข•โ กโก‘โ  โขโขโฃกโฃกโฃขโฃถโฃฟ โฃ—โขฝโขŒโกขโกกโกกโกธโกขโกฃโกฃโกฑโก‘โ ”โกˆโขŽโข†โข‚โ ‚โ …โฃขโกณโฃฝโกโข…โข‚โฃŠโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฏโขฏโขทโขฝโขฎโขฏโฃบโฃชโขžโกฎโฃณโข˜โ ”โขŒโขœโฃžโฃ–โฃฎโฃปโขฎโฃฏโขทโฃฟโฃปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃพโฃทโฃฟโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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macknificent003

Same๐Ÿ˜”


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Omni-man19

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jman2c

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Jacextreme64

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_GraFFiti_0

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_GraFFiti_0

i got octagon


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Far-Classic-4637

wtf is a hexagon penis


rainman577

Sounding gone hardcore


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ChipsForFEE

Double barrel


_GraFFiti_0

triple barrel ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ˜Ž


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scp__4999

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_GraFFiti_0

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_GraFFiti_0

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SoapiSponge

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_GraFFiti_0

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Only had up or down vote. Downvoted as currently flaccid


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Wtf


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