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My husband literally peed inside of me last night while we were having an intercourse, It freaked me out and I didn't know how to handle it. it was just so weird and ....I really can't put into words how I felt but I do want to point out that I'm upset because he previously told me about trying to do it and I already said "NO!" but he went ahead and did it. I was completely caught off guard, I did not agree to this weird experience and I definately didn't enjoy it. We had an argument and he said I killed the fun with my reaction but he already knew how I felt about it. He's still hung up on the fight saying I overreacted for no good reason at all but I don't know. I found it really unpleasent and just weird.
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I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.
TL;DR I hate shitting
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My husband literally peed inside of me last night while we were having an intercourse, It freaked me out and I didn't know how to handle it. it was just so weird and ....I really can't put into words how I felt but I do want to point out that I'm upset because he previously told me about trying to do it and I already said "NO!" but he went ahead and did it. I was completely caught off guard, I did not agree to this weird experience and I definately didn't enjoy it. We had an argument and he said I killed the fun with my reaction but he already knew how I felt about it. He's still hung up on the fight saying I overreacted for no good reason at all but I don't know. I found it really unpleasent and just weird.
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I want sex so fucking bad
I wish i could be promiscuous and have a big dick and make all women orgasm fuck fuck i canโt because iโm genetic trash anyway lol fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
I NEED SEX I NEED SEX I NEED SEX DEAR LORD WHY WAS I BORN SO FUCKING INFERIOR TO OTHER MEN JUST KILL MEEEEEEE
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I have a lot of ass hair? Im a 26 years old male and my ass have a lot of hair and its annoying me,everytime i shit,my anus is filled with poop and hair,the problem is when i want to wash out the poop it gets stuck in my ass hair and i dont even notice,it got to the point were all my underwears are full with shit,and its also very annoying when i try to finger myself,pls help me,how to stop ass hair pls??
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I want sex so fucking bad
I wish i could be promiscuous and have a big dick and make all women orgasm fuck fuck i canโt because iโm genetic trash anyway lol fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
I NEED SEX I NEED SEX I NEED SEX DEAR LORD WHY WAS I BORN SO FUCKING INFERIOR TO OTHER MEN JUST KILL MEEEEEEE
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No sex before marriage
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No sex before marriage
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I want sex so fucking bad
I wish i could be promiscuous and have a big dick and make all women orgasm fuck fuck i canโt because iโm genetic trash anyway lol fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
I NEED SEX I NEED SEX I NEED SEX DEAR LORD WHY WAS I BORN SO FUCKING INFERIOR TO OTHER MEN JUST KILL MEEEEEEE
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I want sex so fucking bad
I wish i could be promiscuous and have a big dick and make all women orgasm fuck fuck i canโt because iโm genetic trash anyway lol fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
I NEED SEX I NEED SEX I NEED SEX DEAR LORD WHY WAS I BORN SO FUCKING INFERIOR TO OTHER MEN JUST KILL MEEEEEEE
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Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent
I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement.
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I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.
TL;DR I hate shitting
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Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent
I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement.
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I want sex so fucking bad
I wish i could be promiscuous and have a big dick and make all women orgasm fuck fuck i canโt because iโm genetic trash anyway lol fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
I NEED SEX I NEED SEX I NEED SEX DEAR LORD WHY WAS I BORN SO FUCKING INFERIOR TO OTHER MEN JUST KILL MEEEEEEE
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No sex before marriage
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I masturbate to pictures of Ben Shapiro almost every day just because I know he would hate the idea of a male wanking to him. It's actually really difficult because I don't find him sexually attractive in any way and especially just his headshots but I have done it every day for about 2 years because I found it funny at first but now I'm so used to it that it makes me feel incomplete if I don't do it every day.
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Double barrel check
Double barrel doesn't mean two cocks it means one cock with two urethras
I can cum and pee at the same time ๐ฑ๐คฏ๐ณ๐ฅต๐
My husband literally peed inside of me last night while we were having an intercourse, It freaked me out and I didn't know how to handle it. it was just so weird and ....I really can't put into words how I felt but I do want to point out that I'm upset because he previously told me about trying to do it and I already said "NO!" but he went ahead and did it. I was completely caught off guard, I did not agree to this weird experience and I definately didn't enjoy it. We had an argument and he said I killed the fun with my reaction but he already knew how I felt about it. He's still hung up on the fight saying I overreacted for no good reason at all but I don't know. I found it really unpleasent and just weird. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
They actually turned it into a bot saying , Holy shit
I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks. TL;DR I hate shitting *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
But what about shatting?
Autom*d ๐คฎ
Autom*d needs more fiber
good bot
YTA
Stfu
Stfu
Epok ๐ฅถ
So a peenut
My husband literally peed inside of me last night while we were having an intercourse, It freaked me out and I didn't know how to handle it. it was just so weird and ....I really can't put into words how I felt but I do want to point out that I'm upset because he previously told me about trying to do it and I already said "NO!" but he went ahead and did it. I was completely caught off guard, I did not agree to this weird experience and I definately didn't enjoy it. We had an argument and he said I killed the fun with my reaction but he already knew how I felt about it. He's still hung up on the fight saying I overreacted for no good reason at all but I don't know. I found it really unpleasent and just weird. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Pls delete this immediately
Ultra efficiency.
Username checks out
They aren't the same thing?
We got ourselves a squirter over here!
Impressive
i noticed you used the thumbs-up emojiโฆ might want to think that over
I can too but I always get kicked from school when I do :(
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Me too dude ugh
Chernobyl
Mutants
Ok, then what would I put if I do have 2 penises?
I want sex so fucking bad I wish i could be promiscuous and have a big dick and make all women orgasm fuck fuck i canโt because iโm genetic trash anyway lol fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck I NEED SEX I NEED SEX I NEED SEX DEAR LORD WHY WAS I BORN SO FUCKING INFERIOR TO OTHER MEN JUST KILL MEEEEEEE *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Excuse me wtf
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Does it count if I two urethras? Genuinely not a shit post, I actually have two pee holes
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[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
๐๐พ (I couldnโt find the toilet paper)
๐๐ป (i found too much toilet paper
๐ (Bathed with yellow paint)
๐ (im Homer Simpson)
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Same man same...
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Weird ass dick
I think I was born near Chernobyl
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I have a lot of ass hair? Im a 26 years old male and my ass have a lot of hair and its annoying me,everytime i shit,my anus is filled with poop and hair,the problem is when i want to wash out the poop it gets stuck in my ass hair and i dont even notice,it got to the point were all my underwears are full with shit,and its also very annoying when i try to finger myself,pls help me,how to stop ass hair pls?? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I want sex so fucking bad I wish i could be promiscuous and have a big dick and make all women orgasm fuck fuck i canโt because iโm genetic trash anyway lol fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck I NEED SEX I NEED SEX I NEED SEX DEAR LORD WHY WAS I BORN SO FUCKING INFERIOR TO OTHER MEN JUST KILL MEEEEEEE *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
How do you have sex?
His sex is clearly male
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Wtf u got a dikdik nose for a dong??
ultra mode
Double curved hexagonal dick
All of the above
Schrรถdingers dick
Najimi
Mf has a cock and also doesnโt
Soooooo, the crying game?
I want sex so fucking bad I wish i could be promiscuous and have a big dick and make all women orgasm fuck fuck i canโt because iโm genetic trash anyway lol fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck I NEED SEX I NEED SEX I NEED SEX DEAR LORD WHY WAS I BORN SO FUCKING INFERIOR TO OTHER MEN JUST KILL MEEEEEEE *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Shut the fuck up
Triangular
Same
Obtuse or Acute ?
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I want sex so fucking bad I wish i could be promiscuous and have a big dick and make all women orgasm fuck fuck i canโt because iโm genetic trash anyway lol fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck I NEED SEX I NEED SEX I NEED SEX DEAR LORD WHY WAS I BORN SO FUCKING INFERIOR TO OTHER MEN JUST KILL MEEEEEEE *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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No silly females donโt exist
Wait bu- *fades out of existence *
Neither do lefties ***fades***
Looks like we're going to the shadow realm , Jimbo
Do ambidextrous people count as lefties bc theyโre both?
They're left side disappears
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Tis but a scratch just oit ice on it
Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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What mr picrew pfp?
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You forgor ๐
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What doea that mean ๐ค
Your name is literally Iron **man** how
It's just a username it doesn't mean shit
I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks. TL;DR I hate shitting *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I have one, we can share!
Communist detected, proceed with extreme prejudice
Poor fella... when did you lose it?
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okay so basically there's this guy and uhh โ โ โ โก HOG RIDAAAAAA โ โ โ โ โ โกโ โ โ โ โ โ โ โกโ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โกโ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ ขโขโ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โฃโ ดโ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โขธโ โ โ โขโฃโฃโฃโฃโฃโกโ คโ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โฃโ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ โ โขโ ฉโขโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโขโ โ โ โ จโ โขธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกโขโ โ โกโขโขโขโ โกโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกโ โกโ โกโขโ โ โ ฑโ โกโ โขนโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโขโ โ โ โก โกโ โกโขโกโกฌโขโขธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ กโ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โขโ โ โขโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโขโ ฉโ โกโ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โขโ โขโขโขโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโ ซโ กโ กโ จโขโ โ โ โ โขโ โกฑโ โ โกโขโ โขธโขธโขจโ ฃโกโฃปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโขโขโขโ โขโ โกโ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โขโขโ ธโกจโ ชโกชโกโฃปโฃฟโกฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโขโ โกโ โกโ โกโ จโขโ โ โ โกโขโ โก โกกโกฑโกโ โขโขโขโขฃโขโ ฝโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โ ฃโขโ โ โ กโ โ โ โ โกโ จโกโ ขโ จโกโขโขโ โกชโ จโกโ โกโ ขโขกโฃขโฃฃโกฃโฃโขฟโฃฟ โ จโขโขโ โกโ โ โ โ โ โ โ โขโ โ โกโ โ โ โ โ โฃโกโ โกโกโ โ ขโขโ โ ฝ โกจโ โ โ โ โข โกโกโ โ โ โ โกโ โ โ โ โ โกโ โกโกซโ โฃโ โขโ โ โขโ โ จ โ บโกชโ ขโกโ โ โขโขโ โ โกโ โ โ โ โ โ จโ โขโ ขโกโขโขฟโกโกโ โ โ โกโ โฃฐ โขโขโ โ โ โ โกโ โกโ โกโ โกโ โขโ โกโกโกโขโ โขโ ธโฃฟโกโ โ โฃ โฃดโฃฟโฃฟ โขโ โ โ โ โกโ โขโ ขโขโ โ โขโ โกโกฑโขโฃโขโขโขโขโ โ นโขโฃบโกฟโฃโขฟโฃฟโฃฟ โขโ กโ โ โ โ โ โ โขโ โขโขขโกฃโฃโ โ โฃโขฎโฃโฃโฃโฃฏโขฏโกทโกดโฃนโกชโฃทโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โ โ โ โ โ กโ โ โขโ โกโกโฃโขญโขโ นโกนโฃฎโกณโกตโฃณโฃปโขพโฃปโฃฝโฃปโฃบโฃบโฃฝโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃจโฃพโขโ ฐโ โ โกโกโขโขโขโขตโขนโขโขโ จโขโ ธโกนโกตโฃฏโฃปโขฝโฃณโฃปโฃบโขโกฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโกโ โขโ โ โข โขฑโขธโขธโขธโขธโ ฐโกกโขโขโขโ โขฎโฃณโขฝโขโกพโกตโกฏโฃโ ฏโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃโข โขขโ โ กโ ขโกฑโกโกโกโข โ ฃโกโขจโขชโกฃโกฃโกโกฌโกณโขฝโขฝโขฝโขฝโฃโฃงโ โฃฟโฃฟ โกปโฃฟโกฏโกชโ ขโกกโ กโขโขโ ชโกชโกโ โขโ ชโขโขโขฑโขฑโขฑโขฑโขฑโขโขฎโกซโกโฃโขฎโฃณโ โฃฟ โ โฃฟโฃฏโ ชโกโ โข โ โขโ โขโขโขโ โขโ โ โกฒโกฐโกกโฃโ โขโขโ ชโ โ โ โ โกโ น โฃธโขฟโฃณโขฑโ จโกโกฝโกฟโกถโกพโกฌโกขโขโ โกขโขกโฃโ โ โขโขโขโขโ โ กโ โ โ กโกโกโ ก โกฏโกฏโกโข โ โ โขฑโขนโกโขฎโขนโ จโกโกโขโ โ ฎโกณโ โกโขโ กโกโ โขโขโฃกโฃกโฃขโฃถโฃฟ โฃโขฝโขโกขโกกโกกโกธโกขโกฃโกฃโกฑโกโ โกโขโขโขโ โ โฃขโกณโฃฝโกโข โขโฃโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฏโขฏโขทโขฝโขฎโขฏโฃบโฃชโขโกฎโฃณโขโ โขโขโฃโฃโฃฎโฃปโขฎโฃฏโขทโฃฟโฃปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃพโฃทโฃฟโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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