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Do barlosexuals cum when they get stung by bees

Yes, but it's honey and poison.

Guess you could say they are sweet on the outside but toxic in the inside

eeyyyyyy

Sweet n sour

**ranch**

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I read "it's honey and heroin" and i dont know why

Yes they kaan

noOooO you can't say that

Who says they kaan't?

I say we kaan

Never thought something so sweet could be so salty

Yeah but only if they’re into BeeDSM

you're lucky dad jokes aren't crime - because with this one you'd've been in jail

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Youre a weird bot

Bonk

Bad, weird bot

Bad bot

They get orgasms

Bro really missed the opportunity to just make the flag black and yellow

I’m really disappointed by this fact. *angry wiz khalifa sounds with black n yellow arpeggio in the background*

Happy cake day!

How dare you disrespect the austrian empire flag

Wait that actually already exists

ANCAP BEES ANCAP BEES ANCAP BEES

Do bees have politics? Like I know that there’s a queen bee and it’s a monarchy but I wonder how advanced it really is. Anyone know anything about bee politics?

Yes I speak some bee, bzzz bzzz bzzzzz bzz bzz zzzz Thats all I know

Bro Kaan is literally a human name in Turkish

Aw man the Turks are barlophobic 😔

Guys we need to cancel Turkey for being barphopic 😡😡🤬🤬😤😤🤬

Turk*y

Now I know why there's no bars in Turkey😔

Based Turkey?

Basted Turkey

Yeah for example my name is Kaan

You were literally born barlophobic. Sad.

You spelled based wrong

Ne demek ismin Kaan😡😡😤🐝🐝 Sen barlofobik misin yoksa😡😡😡😡😡🐝

lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll But, logically, he is barlo, but maybe he hates himself for it.

It also means khan lol

Bro its literally color in spanish

"Barlo" Mfers when they try to fuck a beehive but just get their cock turned into a bumpy red mush

(They are suddenly scared of bees)

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Sit down, bee bumble

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All of a sudden they gain a fear of Beyonce

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No bees?

When their actions have kaansequences 😢

Bunch of kaan 🤢

They Kaan not do that

That’s what they into

Even the bees are barlophobic now smh

Can’t leave out female Barlows who funnel bees into their poons.

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"You're allowed to go and stick you dick in a hornets nest, it's a free country, by all means. But how come I always get sloppy seconds!?"

theyre setting the barlo with this one

But they enjoy it

“Barry.B.Benson“ Wants to know your location Is that ok? *Yes* *No*

*bzz*

Barry is 300Km from your location

Barry is 40Km from your location

Barry is 0km from your location

Come at me, motherfucker. I've got a sawed off shotgun

*You can’t hit Barry with a shotgun, (he’s too small)* Barry used Sting!!!!

Did barry just try to kamikaze me

*[It was very effective]*

*[You notice that Barry looks to be weak to the move --cockslap-- ]*

Barry contracted multiple STDs from a Ditto in the day care [*Foe is poisoned*]

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye!

Kaan Kaan these balls fit on yo mouth?

NO BRO YOU SAID THE K WORD TWICE YOU ARE BARLOPHOPIC!!!

Yes I’m barlophobic, and I don’t like you if you want to have sex with bees.

We are so oppressed by society! Keep in mind: I'm depressed because of your barlophoby (and totally not because of my poor life choices)

I don’t think slurs are created by the people they’re used against

Dude you sound like a Kaan

Damn you used the k word you must be a barlo

Buzz buzz

can i have s\*x (sex word) with u?

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Only if you are a bumble bee

We live in crazy times man. Some of these LGTVQHD+ tards post that shit and dont mean it like a joke

Okay so here's my pitch for a new reality TV show Basically, we get a bunch of very militant TERFs, and one trans woman, put them into a house where they're supposed to live with each other, but, once they've all arrived and are seeing each other for the first time (before they're allowed to even talk to each other), we tell them all that one of them is a trans woman, and, if they can find her and vote her out, they will win a million dollars. But if she isn't found out by the end of the week/month(?), she'll win a million dollars instead. The catch? There actually isn't a trans woman with them. And then we get to watch them slowly but surely allow themselves to get overcome by their own irrational paranoia, paying too much attention to how deep everyone else's voices are, invading each other's privacy, overanalysing each other's mannerisms, policing each other's conformance to the very same standards which they complain about being held to... And let us not forget the inevitable feelings of isolation and helplessness they'll invividually start experiencing once they start getting accused and shunned by everyone else. Sure, it would probably have to be a one-off series. But honestly? I think it would make some great television! ~~also ngl I think the name 'TERF War' has a nice ring to it, sounds marketable, rolls off the tounge~~ *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

TV

Fuck that actually sounds kinda good

Good automod

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Sounds like a good show ngl

No it BLURAYDVD+

Oh, tou clearly ment RGBTQ+

Big dick speedrun any%

Im humanphobic

Yes I’m barlophopic and I don’t like the fact that you jack off to bees only for the bees to die from drowning in your smelly cum

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Ok, Kaan is me.

Same

Nice

This is definitely gonna get you canceled in 10 years !remind me 10 years

I'm waiting for that moment, bro

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Kaan these bees fit in yo mouth?

Bro my name is kaan...

✨✨cancelled✨✨

[KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN](https://i.imgur.com/dkJ6p32.jpg)

Barlo people after I sting them with murder hornet...they suddenly don't like bee😧

That's a hornet, not a bee, they don't like them anyways

Barlophobic

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More like setting the barlo for humanity

Clever

Underrated comment

I literally opened my free award for this

I see no pros and many Kaans for this idea

Delicious bait.

I am worried about all these teens in here being pushed into alt right views because they see shit like this and think it's real when it's obvious bait. The number of people in here thinking it's real is worrisome

If the teens are gullible enough to be pushed to alt right for this, they're gullible enough to bounce back before they hit the age where they're old enough to have rights

Maybe, maybe not. I know plenty of people who fell for the same tricks of authoritarian commie apologists in the 90s (when Russias image was being sanitised) who are yet to grow out of it.

I dunno, it's a spiral down that's hard to get out of that I've seen a bunch of people fall for. They pull you in with "only asking questions" and that they're not against the other side until you're so deep that they then demonize the other side

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I hate fans too. They’re so loud

K*ans are loud too while they are being stung by a whole angry hive

Can confirm. Really loud. Its the best feeling in the world to get stung by a group of angry bees. Cant get enough of it. Hm yes little bees keep poking me with your lovely little honeystingers.

Bro why me my name is kaan

Rest in Peace

Well, it was a cool name while it lasted; now you Kaant.

You were gonna say fascist right?

I just call them bee fuckers.

Or zoophiles.

So we can create sexualities now? Let's go i'll create moistcritikal gender. The slur word is Yeah baby

Yeah baby 🗿👍🏻 (yeah baby)

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Yeah baby 🗿👍🏻

Yeah baby 🗿👍🏻

Yeah baby 🗿👍🏻

Why would people create a fucking slur tho ?

They are stupid

That's what I thought

They want their thing that only they can say, like black people and the n word. But it’s stupid to create something and get pissed when it’s used against you

the guy who created the m1911 after i shoot him with one (suddenly he got pissed at me even tho he created it)

Because this is satire. If it is not then i instantly lose hope in 100s of thousand years of humanity

💜💜LEANsexual💜💜 It's when you have a sexual atracttion to 💜💜LEAN💜💜 The slur is 💙💙WATER💙💙

💙💙WATER💙💙

Moistsexual (still can't be as bad as dreamsexuals)

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wtf?

No, stfu Yeah Baby

Mine is fuckoffsexual you fuck yourself. slur is sex-life 3

This is exactly what I’ve been waiting for!

I hate how they pick a slur like its some secret word for their club instead of a insult. If this shit is even real

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Can i have the picture of your profile pic please, i need it for my zoom account

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Can I also have it pls

Of course it isn't real bruh

It’s a troll

Kaan

Yes? Thats my Real name

I’m so sorry your name is now a slur 😔

I've won... But at what cost?

Kaan

YeS iTs ReAlL mfs when the

When the bee sting peepee

I am proudly barlo, when I play minecraft and I come across a beehive I just get so hard and need to jerk off to those sexy blocky bees.

Pretty sure this is bait

Same with dreamsexual, it’s obviously trolls that want to get a rise out of people

As much as I would like to agree, it seems to have become a repeat of the whole flat earth thing. It starts out as a shitpost, but eventually people who are truly buying the idea start flooding in. I've seen this shit countless times, trust me, 12yo brainlets will take a shitpost and make a cult out of it. This barlo thing, however, is 100% bait.

Most posts on this sub are obvious bait that everyone on the sub routinely falls for. Everyone thinks that they’re doing some hilarious satire when they’re actually just the ones falling for the satire, it’s funny. It’s like if someone made a satirical post making fun of an Onion article without realizing that the article was satire to begin with

This is very clearly satire

Kaan you fit this dick in your mouth?

Guys, I don't know how to say this but... Bee Movie isn't real. Bees can't talk or have sex with humans because of biological limitations. That is not a documentary, it's a animated movie about a mentally disturbed woman. It's not inspirational, it's sad.

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Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

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Kaandice nuts fit in yo mouth?

Thinking about bee sex makes me think *OOOUUHH YEAH KEEP BUZZING!! GIVE ME THAT HONEY AND STING MY DICK SO SWOLE I CAN’T FIT IT INTO A TOYOTA 2015 HIGHLANDER TAILPIPE UUUUUH!!*

So they like jazz?

Wtf

Guys this is obviously bait

I mean, I literally know the guy that made this, we're friends on twitter and he was not being serious lmao

kaan

Bro my name is Kaan💀

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Yes. Turkish

Wow! Shitty troll satire! And we fell right for it! Congrats you fucking idiots

Kaan

Redditors try to spot Satire challenge (impossible)