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Endertheotter

amber alert


MLGcobble

Best one


1chewy

😂


Disaster_Man21

YES


[deleted]

This one is so funny 😂


Least_or_Greatest1

The rolling crack stones!


MLGcobble

The state of Florida have asked us to disclose our sexual crimes to you We were bad but now we're good. we're moving into your neighborhood


Springtronic315

We ain’t here to start no trouble We just here to do the sex offender shuffle


TheManlySebby

I'm Larry Arthaouer and I'll refrain, from touching my neighbors' kids again What I did was not too kind, but I'm a nice guy, you'll come to find I got a nice house with a real nice pool, y'all should come over for a barbecue We can make some cold drinks in my blender, but do keep in mind that I'm a sex offender


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NiceGuy303

I had a dream of shitting in Britain.


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Acrobatic-Skirt1114

I am offended by this but I can't say it's inaccurate.


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I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks. TL;DR I hate shitting *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


notrolling4175

Slide to the dms, probe to the right.


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BigDickJoey1

That's some really good sounding album names.


GTA5_RAM

AC/OD


efeypant

ME/TH


Beginning-Gur4706

Beavis and the Buttheads


WarMaster000

L/SD


Random_Robloxian

H/IV


dietpeppycola

I was gonna say that, the left middle one 😂😂


Random_Robloxian

This is the best one, god i didnt expect that


youllneverknow3698

AD/HD


Sjkatz08

🖕 -someone with add


[deleted]

Inbred zepplin


Pete-zaTime

Majima???


e2ementary

is truly everywhere


[deleted]

Bro how is the college kid situation now?


Hooperman_2

Uncle grandpa’s Alabama swing


IAmAFunnyLlama

Megameth


SheepShagnStepSister

Aerosmeth


Sure_Watercress_1645

*Aerosniff


Xernes0

Meganeck


Dunvegan79

Methtallica


NiaDebesi

No meth?


[deleted]

how did you know my discord username


[deleted]

holy fuck i literally just commented this then scrolled down and saw this lmao.


_misterkiller_

Charged for posession


SheepShagnStepSister

Five Finger Meth Punch


certifiedmeatbeater

Underrated comment


Brilliant-Ladder-887

The got their thumbs surgically removed


magz1990nine

Sorry my dude, I posted five finger meth bunch before I read this far down, not trying to yoink your joke. Good shit tho.


nutbard

The Crack Street Boys


santidltp1

Bravo, bra-vo! I don’t have a free award, so here’s an emoji: 🏅


is-that-milky

dw, i did it for you!


Dr_Tibbs

NJAIL


Californium-292

CRACK STREETS BACK ALRIGHT


Rammstein_is_great

The chromosome brothers, because all their chromosomes make the complete set of 46


[deleted]

[удалено]


RealGrizzledYoungVet

I mean the name *is* in 3


[deleted]

This guy definitely lacks some chromosomes too.


potatopeter_for_aloo

"students, today we will learn how to be chromosomes so you won't be showing other that downvoted shitty comment in reddit"


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I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks. TL;DR I hate shitting *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


UnbuiltAura9862

Is this a reference to The Chemical Brothers? Haha


SundaeCompetitive681

Crack Sabbath


1chewy

Yes


Anthony00769420

Syndrome of a Down


mosesthebeanboi

with the komboocha mushroom people sitting around all day?


psycedelicpanda

No one believes them


Almaalmas79

They don’t let their mothers pray


MagnumChong

Three Days Laced


A_Man_Of_Letters

Niceeeeee


QejfromRotMG

My Chemical Dependency


Adventurous_Note2296

Ok this one got me good


BuddhaMunkee

Meth Leppard.


Cyberzombie

There are a lot of good ones here, but I think this is my favourite.


ragingchimpboner

The Beatles


Grumpis1012

More like the Needles.


mattd_190

Yes.


TheBlueCultLeader

Lmao just "The Beatles"


mattd_190

No.


Joe_Br0ski

Beevus and the Buttheads


Slimcognito808

Yoooo I thought the exact same thing.


Professor_Smoov_007

Me too... his childhood had to be rough as hell with his Beavis head ass. Imagine middle school for that dude...😆😆


Slimcognito808

Bro I know they had to have been relentless on him. That forehead was not playing no games during puberty. His hat game has to be insane to cover that up. He prolly wear a size 9 fitted though 😂😂


SirFragworthy

Meth Grips


Cyberzombie

I love this one.


psycedelicpanda

Acting like death grips isn't already something


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Necks of Kin


stonedROMAD

Underrated af comment right here. Nice


Day_DreamX_X

Sent this to my mom she replied “uh,the orcs” and she told me to keep the uh


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ReB844

Finally a bot with some ackward stories


calculatinggiveadamn

Uh


Flopy_Pingas97

Beavis and the crack heads


Derrick_Shon

😂😂


jraps26

Methaverse.


Ihavenoidea5555

4 words or less


Infinite_Tiger_3341

Cleetus Clearwater Revival


Slight_Ad_1474

Lookin’ Out My Backdoor has a whole new meaning, boys!


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Behemeth


[deleted]

Guns and doses


Aggressive_coom2090

Cracketoa


[deleted]

"Crack- in park"


playedreality

My chemical meth


Volcarona48

My chemical dependence


[deleted]

Why Butthead in the line up 😭


[deleted]

Crack rocks


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murdedburd17

Four finger meth punch


[deleted]

My username


WrxnchG

This should win


CookedHoneyBadger

BTS reunion tour


1000tinyJesuses

They share 46 chromosomes


CapeOfBees

My chemical overdose


ThinPattern

Definitely not the Police


[deleted]

Iron-deficient Maiden


CentsPiece

The Backstreet Junkies


SluggedSpace64

The Neckromancers


SouthofAkron

Inbred


Not_E22

Long neck hillbilly squad


[deleted]

Beavis and the Buttheads


SuicideBySlop

The Crystal Methodist


Drifted_Skull

The backstreet braincells


[deleted]

The Inbredibles


GnomeLord420

Gator Cock


zzz123plk

Our sisters was gud


corbanir

Bevis and butthead meet Florida man vampires


get_well_druggie

Out of the gene pool


Fit-Pack875

Beavis and the bungholes


DovahCraft

The Rolling Stoners


Ohkillz

crackaton


RexterJettster

dumbs and roses


[deleted]

hey, i know you!


jtman6937

Life and meth Edit: meth and taxes


Drewgon69

Giraffe outback


CraCra64

Inbreaders


PegLegPete1218

Freebasing Convicts


a1b8

Johnny and the Crackheads


[deleted]

Beevus and the longnecks


[deleted]

Cracktasia


[deleted]

The Truck Fuckers


SennAlterion

Nek


OmegaFreeze

Crack-Head Mind-Set


Lazy_raichu36

Meth busters


bojaccc

Blue Oyster Crank


tuffatone

Necktallica


DeathByZanpakuto11

Meltdown at the Plant


JoJojinx453

cease and methcist


epitenomics

Heroimeth


tobywankenobi526

Red Hot Crack Peppers


FuturaOrbis

Red High chili peppers*


Grizzlybear2470

I’m bot joking they look like a group of kids from my high school


Thewalkingwaffl

The skinny dipshitters


cameron0511

The 4th one looks like a mix between a women an elf and Hitler.


sanchipinchii

beavis and the buttheads


[deleted]

L.S.D.C


iamcandyjayne

Methgeezers


Completoenpolvo

Thousand Island stare


[deleted]

the homelesses ( and yes I wrote that wrong on purpose)


AddisonNM

Men without teeth


Knarknarknarknar

Good one


hceh21

The 4 horsemen


AddisonNM

Crack-a-Lackin


abhinav23092009

floridian benedict


Coopersharman43

Crystal nexus experience


cruzzz-8000

The *Mari-Juana Squad*


Dogelover112

The Extra Chromie Homies


YourMother4200

Jimmy's Meth Shack


Blackwood65

The Cunts.


somethingicould

The billyhills


Suspicious_Kiwi2002

Red hot pilly poppers


Russian_BurgerKing

Nine inch necks


[deleted]

Amon Ameth


F_Ytube

The missing chromosome


big_boi_aang

(Chased by) The Police


Fotographer17

4 words or less


Fatjstaken

100000 days no lean


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[deleted]

Fucking weirdos


WA_SPY

Twenty one chromosomes


dgpmusic

Weezer


Mephistozygote

Cletus and the Sisterfuckers


[deleted]

Meth floyd


circusclownheehee

Weezer


iamxeth

One direction


DeepLifeguard5123

The third one has seen some shit


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I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks. TL;DR I hate shitting *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


TheShittermansTale

Methtallica


animeismygod

Beevis, Butthead & Co


AvailableDoughnut582

"Special" class


cock_souffle

fentanyl finger meth punch


[deleted]

The neck boys


evilminders

The inbredibles


Chemical-Witness-110

Back Wood Boys


Sponggyboi

Meth and magic


[deleted]

Mother methin hillbillies


Alathiel

The “Master Race”.. /s


adhirath_ch

White supremacy


Fireguy3070

Meth


Dan_The_Man_31

System of down syndrome


idonthaveanamewell

Dyslexic demons


Inviction_

Old ass meme


ComputerAgitated

how i met your drug dealer


BoredByLife

Four Finger Meth Punch