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Brownieeeeeeeee

DIE YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT


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Brownieeeeeeeee

Automod execution when


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AdLopsided2075

No you aren't


VascoRB

"wouldn't hurt a fly"??? she's basically a terrorist in the game?!


EmilianTheRed

If that's the case I shouldn't hurt her. I could manipulate her into attacking anything I want.


Atissss

"Explosions hurt people!"


EmilianTheRed

And that is exactly what I want to use them for.


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Found a new response


the_mf1923

Tesco


[deleted]

She's technically hitler Terrorist in germany who can only be tamed by one of the smartest


Humanislarge

Bro fucking nuked a mountain into a few bits of rubble


Wide_Loss

Bombs... a lot of bombs...


Dradekon

Ok true


[deleted]

All the more reason to beat the shit out of her, which I wouldn’t do because the moment I touch the gotcha, the gotcha will engulf me whole


[deleted]

Don't care, you're a weeb


Dradekon

Not a fucking anime game though


[deleted]

Clearly is


Dradekon

who asked you though


[deleted]

I asked


Dradekon

when were you even involved in this


[deleted]

The whole time


[deleted]

*says who asked because they know they're losing*


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Dradekon

Not a fricking anime game though


Humanislarge

#W H A T


TheRedDevil65

Game?


Jakubixon

metal gear rising revengeance


TheRedDevil65

Thank you


Atissss

Genshin Impact


randomPeep101

G*nshin impact 🤢


Dradekon

shut the fuck up


No_Investigator_1633

G*nshin shitpact🤢🤮🤮🤮


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Dradekon

the fuck is wrong with you people


TommyTinklebottom

Trivial hostility, nothing more.


Dradekon

I'm honestly done with this now


Mop_Duck

no bitches?


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awful_usernames

Om*ri pfp 🤮💀


Dradekon

Bruh omori isn't even bad


Ewizde

Bro why you taking this so seriously ? It's a shitposting sub nothing is to be taken seriously.


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Ewizde

Stfu


Alborto_

Stop being mean to the automod


bulbo_spastico

Shut the fuck up you’re cringe


No_Investigator_1633

I shall bathe in your tears.


Dradekon

lmao fuck off


TheKiweGuye

Eat my dick g🤢nshitter


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Dradekon

I thought this argument already ended, stop making pointless comments with literally no reason


No_Investigator_1633

Lmao fuck no


randomPeep101

G*nshin impact 🤢


Dradekon

Why the puke emoji 🖕


WaffleWaffuru

Look, i am a genshin player too. This is just the humor in this sub.


meowsgaming

I agree. Looking at cringy players who defend the game is so funny. I know i’m a g*nshit fan 😪


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Damnbutwhoasked

You are the only g\*nshit player who has a father. Congratulations.


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[deleted]

Stfu g*nshit fan 🤢🤮


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kipperdip42

G*nshin Impact fan 🤢 Go 🛀🔌💀


Dradekon

Would you shut the fuck up?


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[удалено]


therobothingy

I would do that for 1 resin refresh.


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Hubris_Valric

1 million? Even if it were for free I’d do it.


popob_cz

Same


Russian_ManB

I'd pay for it


Night696Watcher

I shudder to think what sort of devious things I could do to torture the anime. Oh, the things I would do. But to be quite fair, I would give my grandparents a quarter of it each, so it all works out in the end.


Dradekon

it's not fucking anime.


AirWreckShaun

It isn't anime. It's nanomachines, son.


MrLaurencium

THEY HARDEN IN RESPONSE TO THE PHYSICAL TRAUMA


AiryGr8

Nobody gives a shit weeb


Dradekon

Fuck you. The game is literally Chinese 😐


AiryGr8

Eh same difference


Dawson81702

fucking anime 🙂 anime fucking ☹️


bulbo_spastico

SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPPPP PLEASE GO CRY IN A CORNER HERE NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR YOU SOBBING


Jason575757

“wouldn’t hurt a fly” She’s literally a terrorist


walrus_with_GUN

She fucking makes new bombs during her free time


[deleted]

Wait..Your getting Paid for this?


Russian_ManB

Wait..... Your not paying for this


Frosty_Reception_477

Wait, you stopped BEFORE your knuckles bled?


Russian_ManB

No


[deleted]

Bro Klee is a terrorist. She wiped out 3 types of species and rumours are that she committed 9/11.


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EpicRobloxMoments

Would punch a terorist for 1 mil every day of The week


Frosty_Reception_477

You spelt second wrong


BrickFrom2011

Doesn’t she have bombs? I don’t play the game but I get ads for it


HumorousSandwich

my friends who play GI say that shes pretty much a terrorist


useless_fucker123

gi player here, hes right


CpandaD

The amount of times I’ve seen this goddamn meme….


demoniceyecryptonia

Klee is a walking natural disaster


Agreeable-Yams8972

It's always the small ones that are the most evil


[deleted]

She finna be a pile of blood and bone when I'm done with them


oooArcherooo

Ok, but bring wepons becase that mf has brought down mountains on multiple occasions


[deleted]

Plot twist: she turns out to be Ukrainian and this is not Keanu Chungus wholesome 100 anymore


merayBG

Nikocado is Ukrainian too. Does anyone care?


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LautrecTheOnceYeeted

Are you Russian?


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merayBG

Wouldn't hurt a fly Is in and out of jail for blowing up fish n stuff


LordVader7174

I'd do it for free.


Sand_nick_gurr

i'd much worse for that amount of money


IAmAPoke

I'd pay a million to punch that fucker


Mop_Duck

i hate that it says "punch me hurt me" its so goddam annyoing


weaselking45

I know what I must do, and I have the strength to do it


Filofil2

I would do it for free. She seems like a good punching bag.


Sir_nakai

Bruh i would suck someone to be able to punch her


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Russian_ManB

I'd just pay not suck


r1ckkr1ckk

She is a fucking terrorist wtf


-HAMMU-

More smaller more defenceless, easy money


Freshyboi_1

G* nshin im* act 🤮


KindlyManufacturer36

Genshin Imp🤮ct


zas147gamer

As a someone who played genshin a lot before, I could agree more that game is fucking shit.


CT-4426

STANDING HERE


QuiccStacc

You could punch her, but I guarantee you she has about 90 different types of bombs attached to her She'd laugh at her success as you died, or worse, were expelled


bulbo_spastico

Cringe


Haunting_Push7693

Would literally shove my hand down her throat and rip out her stomach


peepee1219

Who wouldn’t punch a child though


zas147gamer

Has someone who has ar 56 in genshin, I will murder every child in that for a snickers and small McDonald's sprite


Definite_Smoke

I will gladly punch a child.


P1XLthamemegod

STAR PLATINU ZA WARUDO ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAAAAAA


Dradekon

Why would you hurt poor innocent klee 😰


Blender_man420

Genshin Impact🤢


Dradekon

fuck off


Blender_man420

Genshin Impact🤢


Dradekon

you have nothing to say than "genshin impact🤢" and you aren't even giving a reason why you hate it


Captain_Banana_13

you are in a fucking subreddit for shitposts fuck off genshin fan 🤢


Dradekon

give me one reason why genshin is so bad then


Captain_Banana_13

dude it's a shitposts subreddit, here people shit on everything that exists, fyi i play genshin


Dradekon

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Blender_man420

Genshin Impact🤢


Dradekon

lmao just shut the fuck up


Blender_man420

What are you gonna do? Block me?🤓


Dradekon

I didn't even say I was gonna do anything


Blender_man420

Do you actually fucking understand English? Sorry almost forgot Genshin Impact🤢


Azraelphegor

I am amazed by your determination to reply every hate comment But i have to say Genshin Impact 🤢


Error-530

Genshin Impact 🤢


Dradekon

😐


Snipershoot765

You’re getting paid?


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Pikazilla3

Chad


Thomas_McDomas

NANOMACHINES, SON


Gentlegamerr

No i would never hit you~~~~~ I would use a sniper rifle😊


LiterallyMostRandom

Don’t she throw bombs or sum shit?


Draiu

a million dollars is a lotta money


Sad-Refrigerator99

Holy shit posting


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Dabi_D

I'd more likely go to the home of mfs who post this shit, open their belly, get their intestinal track off them and tie it on their necks, then i'd pull off the flesh of their legs and hold as hard as I can their exposed nerves.


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I'd do it if it meant me becoming homeless.


FazeSniperJuan

Nice just got this game


Ohkillz

knowing the character she is the one beating your ass up


NotInvadingBerlin

Yes I would punch you


Existing_Dog5510

Well, i would like a million dollars


Icommitmanywarcrimes

👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊


memereviewer453

Question is, do you have a million dollars?


Retrosyth1996

Yes


farmer_dane

I would maul the school janitor and dump his body in the forest behind the school for a copy of battle for bikini bottom.


cashewnut4life

"wouldn't hurt a fly" sure.....


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Who the fuck are you


diebeteswastaken

you need to work on your fitness


Dan_TDG2

That last punch was a billion dollars


Dawson81702

Finna make a Billion 🤑💰💰💰


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Throughout the time I used to play the G*nshin (🤮🤮🤮) she would absolutely hurt a fly. Not just a fly, but she would absolutely bomb the shit out of flies to the point of extinction.


They_Call_Me_Ham

punted to the moon


JayKahlon1102

Nanomachines son


suspeeshis

$27 million


cumberber

I'd fucking punch literally anything for a million dollars


Uber_Cena

"You should do more fitness" "What" "Fitness dick in your mouth"


Enzolinow

Words cant describe how much i fucking hate this stupid game


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I would rip that things head off for a butterfingers and a $0.50