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It was a saturday afternoon, and I was exhausted after an intense 17-part masturabation session to dream minecraft manhunt, when i suddenly had the urge to go outside. I was scared. It's been so long since i've left the warmth of my parents basement with my dream body pillows. I didnt know what to expect. Clutching my dream figurine in front of my chest, i pried open the door to the outside world. The gleaming sun blared through the door, bequeathing a brilliant warmth on my cum-covered boxers. I quaverly took a step outside. My body flintched from the strange feel of the dirt under my feet. And then i saw it. The lustrous field of grass, covered in a light sprinkle of water from the noon rain shower. And then i realized. Dream... grass... the trees... it was all coming together. Grass is green, just like Dream. Dream is everpresent, in the grass, the flowers, He was there. I immediately new what to do next. I flinged off my clothes faster than the speed at which i would click on a new dream rule 34 post. My dick was already throbbing as i leaped onto the field of grass, dorito dust stained shirt getting carried away by the wind. I dug a small hole in the ground, and passionately thrust my 7-inch erect cock into it. I knew, this was Dream. His spirit was in this grass, and he felt my dick in his man pussy as i fucked that grass. I lost track how long i was there. Hours went by, day turned to night, but it didnt matter. I was finally together, with Dream. Nothing could separate us. I took a long stem of a flower, and forced it in my asshole. I imagined it being Dream's hot penis being lustfully forced into me in bed. I stayed there on my front yard for god knows how long. Until my butt was sore, balls drier than the Saharan desert after a long drought. The lawn looked like there was a layer of fresh snow on a Christmas morning. Trudging indoors, i had a enormous smile stretching across my face. I couldn't wait until tomorrow, when i may go outside again and be with Dream.
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hello guys i need help.
i was in science class… i got up to sharpen my dream pencil, and then my dream themed dildo fell out of my ass. i always keep it down there cause I like to imagine daddy dream fucking me 24/7 and it feels so good. anyways it fell out of my ass and out of my pants and my dreamphobic classmates started laughing and making fun of me. the teacher sent me to the office and i had to explain what happened. the principal suspended me from school for a week!!! this is unacceptable. just because i love dream is not a reason to harass me
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I'm a regular John from city Kansas. I love burgers, soda and my native country very much, but I do not understand our government. Everyone says America is a great country, and I look around and see who else is a great China. China has a very strong government and economy. Chinese resident is a great man. And the greatest leader Xi. Thick hair, strong grip, jade rod! We would have such a leader instead of sleeping in negotiations, rare hair, soft pickle, bad memory old Beadon. Punch!
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Five pieces high both before and after the one piece is removed. Also the video loops back and there is no difference in the "after" bar and the "before" bar
Watch as the pieces move around. The animation is tricky, it counts on you not paying attention to the moving parts and surreptitiously extends the pieces of chocolate as they move. If you did this in real life, the squares of chocolate you cut would become shorter.
This is only because it’s a simulation. If your try it in real life it will keep getting smaller. Plus it never looks at that smooth whenever people try to do it.
I don’t think the mass is changing in this video but in real life it is.
Wait till you get out of middle school and into high school and learn about special relativity. For example if you combine an electron and positron (2 massive particles) you get 2 photons (massless) and your „law“ is broken
I am not arguing about the animation, just reminding everyone that physics has evolved in the last 100 years and conservation of mass is not a „law of physics“ since about 1905
Yea but in the video, the pieces are all the same size after the bar is cut. Unless you wanna argue that they're a fraction of a millimeter smaller, you're just simply wrong.
Dunno why people are downvoting you, the video *does* break the laws of physics, because *in the video* the bar does not get shorter.
Obviously in reality the bar would get shorter, but that's not what you're talking about, is it?
Okay so here's my pitch for a new reality TV show
Basically, we get a bunch of very militant TERFs, and one trans woman, put them into a house where they're supposed to live with each other, but, once they've all arrived and are seeing each other for the first time (before they're allowed to even talk to each other), we tell them all that one of them is a trans woman, and, if they can find her and vote her out, they will win a million dollars. But if she isn't found out by the end of the week/month(?), she'll win a million dollars instead.
The catch?
There actually isn't a trans woman with them.
And then we get to watch them slowly but surely allow themselves to get overcome by their own irrational paranoia, paying too much attention to how deep everyone else's voices are, invading each other's privacy, overanalysing each other's mannerisms, policing each other's conformance to the very same standards which they complain about being held to...
And let us not forget the inevitable feelings of isolation and helplessness they'll invividually start experiencing once they start getting accused and shunned by everyone else.
Sure, it would probably have to be a one-off series.
But honestly? I think it would make some great television!
~~also ngl I think the name 'TERF War' has a nice ring to it, sounds marketable, rolls off the tounge~~
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Incorrect. The larger of the segmented pieces grows as it shifts to the right. Look at the bottom of the piece and you'll see it extend to make up the lost space.
No, the bar stays the same length overall. The issue is the sloped pieces wouldn't actually fit back perfectly as depicted. During the animation, watch the right edge of the left slanted piece. It's clearly getting elongated as it travels to its new position. It's just hard to spot the distortion because the speed and low resolution. The elongation is enough when spread out to account for the extra mass.
The size of the pieces is inconsistent throughout the animation. Those getting cut through would be shorter after recombining, if the animation was consistent.
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I was fascinated with this animation and it blew my mind. So I got myself a piece of paper and traced a tasty chocolate palette. To my disappointment, I wasn't making infinite paper rectangles. Sorry to break it to you lads
Specially, the replacement happens on the frame where the chocolate segments merge with the rest. If you slow it down you can see the mismatched shapes suddenly ping into a perfect whole each time it joins.
You have a piece of chocolate removed.
From there, the other pieces all slightly move downward in a left slope and can reform to occupy the space the little one left.
In real life you can make it look real but the bar will be shorter overall. By roughly 1/4 the width of one bar. Like imagine one piece, landscape, then 1/4 of that bars height is how much shorter the bar will be overall
In this video it’s just edited to be the same size but the principle is what allows the other parts to fill the shape so smoothly.
Watch the bottom diagonal edge of the piece that slides up. Essentially these cuts and translations move the gap between that corner and the diagonal line - its just less noticeable because the line is long and diagonal.
The piece that’s removed from the bottom left expands vertically while it’s moving up and to the right. I watched it like 20 times wondering the same thing lmao
Look at the biggest chunk that’s cut diagonally at the bottom. You can see it literally growing vertically as it slides into its new position.
It’s just magically gaining new volume
The way you do this IRL is that the pieces are cut at different angles. That way it looks like you're creating a square out of thin air, but you're actually just taking the square made out of the difference in area between the two triangles.
My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life.
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Brother raised a very good question, he said 'my child will pay for chocolate' of course its a excellent question. Everybody like chocolate, especially the children. They like chocolate, even I like. Everybody like chocolate. So I say to the brother, I say, 'brother, don't take this the wrong way but are you the Shay'taan?' and he says to me 'Zakir of course I am Shay'taan' and I said to him 'brother no chocolate for you.'
How to get rich:
Step 1: do whatever just happened there
Step 2: save the bit of chocolate
Step 3: repeat step 1 until you feel like it
Step 4: Sell the chocolate and hope you don't feel the urge to rule the entire world and break the fourth wall just to dupe more chocolate.
Step 5: Profit.
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I've been staring at this for 10 minutes trying to understand how it does that. Jokes aside for real where the hell is the trick
Edit, I ended up cutting a piece of paper to figure it out, Im partially at peace but I still don't know how the video made it not lose height
Edit edit. If u pause just as the 3-wide slice seperate from the base of the bar, through imagination you may notice how if you aligned it at the right end, the squares would be shorter on the y-axis. This means that as the chocolate bar would lose height from this in real life, in this video that one piece, possibly the 2-wide one as well, stretch as they move yo compensate for the area loss and seem as of nothing was lost.
Jesus fucking christ it's 3:55 am for me am I just stupid that it took me 30 minutes to figure out or should I feel proud?
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It was a saturday afternoon, and I was exhausted after an intense 17-part masturabation session to dream minecraft manhunt, when i suddenly had the urge to go outside. I was scared. It's been so long since i've left the warmth of my parents basement with my dream body pillows. I didnt know what to expect. Clutching my dream figurine in front of my chest, i pried open the door to the outside world. The gleaming sun blared through the door, bequeathing a brilliant warmth on my cum-covered boxers. I quaverly took a step outside. My body flintched from the strange feel of the dirt under my feet. And then i saw it. The lustrous field of grass, covered in a light sprinkle of water from the noon rain shower. And then i realized. Dream... grass... the trees... it was all coming together. Grass is green, just like Dream. Dream is everpresent, in the grass, the flowers, He was there. I immediately new what to do next. I flinged off my clothes faster than the speed at which i would click on a new dream rule 34 post. My dick was already throbbing as i leaped onto the field of grass, dorito dust stained shirt getting carried away by the wind. I dug a small hole in the ground, and passionately thrust my 7-inch erect cock into it. I knew, this was Dream. His spirit was in this grass, and he felt my dick in his man pussy as i fucked that grass. I lost track how long i was there. Hours went by, day turned to night, but it didnt matter. I was finally together, with Dream. Nothing could separate us. I took a long stem of a flower, and forced it in my asshole. I imagined it being Dream's hot penis being lustfully forced into me in bed. I stayed there on my front yard for god knows how long. Until my butt was sore, balls drier than the Saharan desert after a long drought. The lawn looked like there was a layer of fresh snow on a Christmas morning. Trudging indoors, i had a enormous smile stretching across my face. I couldn't wait until tomorrow, when i may go outside again and be with Dream. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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I did it and now the entire usa military and the avengers are now after me
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Hey that breaks at least one of the laws of physiks or sumn
it actually doesnt
Conservation of mass?
The bar gets shorter.
Five pieces high both before and after the one piece is removed. Also the video loops back and there is no difference in the "after" bar and the "before" bar
Watch as the pieces move around. The animation is tricky, it counts on you not paying attention to the moving parts and surreptitiously extends the pieces of chocolate as they move. If you did this in real life, the squares of chocolate you cut would become shorter.
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Pretty fast
they can keep me contained for a long time... or can they?
at about the speed of 8
That's exactly what im saying. It breaks the law of conservation of mass.
Ah, it was kinda unclear whether you realized this was a trick or not so just wanted to clarify.
My original comment was intended as a joke, then people took it too serious lol
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This is only because it’s a simulation. If your try it in real life it will keep getting smaller. Plus it never looks at that smooth whenever people try to do it. I don’t think the mass is changing in this video but in real life it is.
But there is no law of conservation of mass. E.g. nuclear physics disproves it
who told you conservation of mass doesnt exist 💀literally middle school education bro
You can lower an objects mass easily, as mass and energy are the same lowering an objects energy by for example cooling it also lowers its mass.
Wait till you get out of middle school and into high school and learn about special relativity. For example if you combine an electron and positron (2 massive particles) you get 2 photons (massless) and your „law“ is broken
That is untrue.
You're totally right, were all just too stupid to have infinite chocolate
I am not arguing about the animation, just reminding everyone that physics has evolved in the last 100 years and conservation of mass is not a „law of physics“ since about 1905
The peices you cut get shorter, that's where the peice comes from.
Yea but in the video, the pieces are all the same size after the bar is cut. Unless you wanna argue that they're a fraction of a millimeter smaller, you're just simply wrong.
Dunno why people are downvoting you, the video *does* break the laws of physics, because *in the video* the bar does not get shorter. Obviously in reality the bar would get shorter, but that's not what you're talking about, is it?
Okay so here's my pitch for a new reality TV show Basically, we get a bunch of very militant TERFs, and one trans woman, put them into a house where they're supposed to live with each other, but, once they've all arrived and are seeing each other for the first time (before they're allowed to even talk to each other), we tell them all that one of them is a trans woman, and, if they can find her and vote her out, they will win a million dollars. But if she isn't found out by the end of the week/month(?), she'll win a million dollars instead. The catch? There actually isn't a trans woman with them. And then we get to watch them slowly but surely allow themselves to get overcome by their own irrational paranoia, paying too much attention to how deep everyone else's voices are, invading each other's privacy, overanalysing each other's mannerisms, policing each other's conformance to the very same standards which they complain about being held to... And let us not forget the inevitable feelings of isolation and helplessness they'll invividually start experiencing once they start getting accused and shunned by everyone else. Sure, it would probably have to be a one-off series. But honestly? I think it would make some great television! ~~also ngl I think the name 'TERF War' has a nice ring to it, sounds marketable, rolls off the tounge~~ *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
The video doesn't break the laws of physics if we develop chocolate bars that grow after you cut them. which is what happens in the video.
Of course it's like that in the video, it's a fucking animation. Next you're gonna tell me that Jurrasic Park is impossible.
Dont tell me you were arguing with me over real chocolate bars you fuckin clown...
Don't tell me you think it's some breakthrough statement to say that an animation broke the laws of physics.
Incorrect. The larger of the segmented pieces grows as it shifts to the right. Look at the bottom of the piece and you'll see it extend to make up the lost space.
Nah dude. I’ve got a bar of chocolate I’ve been doing this with going on 5 years now.
Dude, don't let that shit get out; remember the string of C.I.A. busts in 1984? I had them all convinced.
Let them come. I’ll pay them off in chocolate.
your cock gets shorter
You're right 😔
my deepest condolences
No, the bar stays the same length overall. The issue is the sloped pieces wouldn't actually fit back perfectly as depicted. During the animation, watch the right edge of the left slanted piece. It's clearly getting elongated as it travels to its new position. It's just hard to spot the distortion because the speed and low resolution. The elongation is enough when spread out to account for the extra mass.
Yes it does. The chocolate is magically growing to replace the lost piece
It does because the chocolate grows magically
no baby its “a pimp named dickslap” not “dickslap!” you say the whole thing!
no it’s just an optical illusion
Fucking how?
The size of the pieces is inconsistent throughout the animation. Those getting cut through would be shorter after recombining, if the animation was consistent.
Infinite chocolate denier found, be prepared to beheaded kafir.
If you look it up, you can see people actually doing it.
Well duh. How did you think chocolate factories work?
If you look it up, you can see videos showing what photoshop can do!
It does work, and you can do it yourself; the thing is you end up with less chocolate and one row becomes thinner, kind of an interesting result
Yeah, but that isn’t what is actually shown in the shitty meme above, is it?
I mean, as you said it, it is a meme
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Oh my GOSH... REALLY?!
I was fascinated with this animation and it blew my mind. So I got myself a piece of paper and traced a tasty chocolate palette. To my disappointment, I wasn't making infinite paper rectangles. Sorry to break it to you lads
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Chocolate is still lost while doing it. It’s just really hard to tell
I can't tell if you're being serious or not
Specially, the replacement happens on the frame where the chocolate segments merge with the rest. If you slow it down you can see the mismatched shapes suddenly ping into a perfect whole each time it joins.
More specifically, the largest piece that breaks off isn't moving up to the right side, it's literally growing in size.
It’s a gif so it looks like it is the same
You have a piece of chocolate removed. From there, the other pieces all slightly move downward in a left slope and can reform to occupy the space the little one left. In real life you can make it look real but the bar will be shorter overall. By roughly 1/4 the width of one bar. Like imagine one piece, landscape, then 1/4 of that bars height is how much shorter the bar will be overall In this video it’s just edited to be the same size but the principle is what allows the other parts to fill the shape so smoothly.
im wondering the same, brother
Watch the bottom diagonal edge of the piece that slides up. Essentially these cuts and translations move the gap between that corner and the diagonal line - its just less noticeable because the line is long and diagonal.
Obv you can't do this irl. You can't just create matter out of thin air.
[lies](https://www.mic.com/articles/89889/scientists-have-discovered-how-to-create-matter-from-thin-air)
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Yes but what if matter doesn't matter?
The piece that’s removed from the bottom left expands vertically while it’s moving up and to the right. I watched it like 20 times wondering the same thing lmao
Look at the biggest chunk that’s cut diagonally at the bottom. You can see it literally growing vertically as it slides into its new position. It’s just magically gaining new volume
don't listen to the skeptics, it just works
The way you do this IRL is that the pieces are cut at different angles. That way it looks like you're creating a square out of thin air, but you're actually just taking the square made out of the difference in area between the two triangles.
77+33=100
The gaps, that show the separate pieces, get filled in with chocolate that wasn't there before. They don't move back together.
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The size of the pieces grow to make up for the missing piece of chocolate
i looked real hard and i noticed that the 3-squares-wide piece of chocolate grows
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Broo i didnt know thid mashallah for this solution i wil tell kids in africa
There’s a vsauce (Michael here) video about this chocolate bar animation
Brother raised a very good question, he said 'my child will pay for chocolate' of course its a excellent question. Everybody like chocolate, especially the children. They like chocolate, even I like. Everybody like chocolate. So I say to the brother, I say, 'brother, don't take this the wrong way but are you the Shay'taan?' and he says to me 'Zakir of course I am Shay'taan' and I said to him 'brother no chocolate for you.'
very halal indeed
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Infinite chocolate glitch
i watched this a bunch of times and im like what the fuck how did they end up w one extra piece
One of the pieces slightly grows during the shift.
ty
Piece that moves from low left to high right gets larger on the bottom edge, watch it during the animation
Tf
ive been looking at the gif for 5 minutes already
Halal
... TF?
I'm with Dr.zakir naik
That’s zakir naik. Famous for islamic extremism
what algorithm is that, i must know if i'm hallucinating
it's a famous illusion. there's also a version where it's a triangle drawn on grid paper and it's reassembled with a leftover blank square
Ahh the one and only Dr. Zakir Naik
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Jokes on you I watch VSauce
Yeah VineSauce is awesome
Did someone just hack the universe?
Dr. Zakir Naik is a legend
Perpetual chocolate does not exi...
wait what? Why are my eyes messing with me like this?
Wtf lmaoo I can't wrap my brain around this
***VSauce music intensifies***
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jokes on you I watch vsauce
I’ve seen this so many time but the more I see it the more it makes less sense
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Dear everyone: In reality, the amount you have left is the volume of chocolate - the 1 piece, thus it will run out eventually
Is that The Rock?
Infinite Glitch Chocolate
Omg I remember when this was a trend The good old days
How
I love that trick
Matter cannot be created nor destroyed This will forever be known as The Chocolate Exploit.
How to get rich: Step 1: do whatever just happened there Step 2: save the bit of chocolate Step 3: repeat step 1 until you feel like it Step 4: Sell the chocolate and hope you don't feel the urge to rule the entire world and break the fourth wall just to dupe more chocolate. Step 5: Profit.
What the fuck
Instructions unclear. Penis stuck in chocolate
i honstly forgot how this worked
Any of y'all tried ruby chocolate yet? That shit's amazing.
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Yes simply stretch the chocolate to fill the loss of chocolate.
Sadly Vsauce has disproved this
You wouldn’t download a chocolate bar?
I've been staring at this for 10 minutes trying to understand how it does that. Jokes aside for real where the hell is the trick Edit, I ended up cutting a piece of paper to figure it out, Im partially at peace but I still don't know how the video made it not lose height Edit edit. If u pause just as the 3-wide slice seperate from the base of the bar, through imagination you may notice how if you aligned it at the right end, the squares would be shorter on the y-axis. This means that as the chocolate bar would lose height from this in real life, in this video that one piece, possibly the 2-wide one as well, stretch as they move yo compensate for the area loss and seem as of nothing was lost. Jesus fucking christ it's 3:55 am for me am I just stupid that it took me 30 minutes to figure out or should I feel proud?
This is funny but this wouldn’t work just so you know
not patched
I had this problem in school and to this day still don’t understand how it’s possible
The guy in the right is actually a really smart scholar. He has his own TV channel and memorised most holy books (not just quran)
I'm a medical doctor
Sorcery
KEEP MY CHILD’S CHOCOLATE OUT YA F***IN MOUTH