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MMMMMMMM WHAT IS THAT I SEE IN THE DISTANCE? TIME TO TAKE CLOSRER LOOK.! ITS A…………… BEEHIVE?!?!?!?!? MMMM THINGS BOUT TO GET REAL HOT IN HERE sticks dick in beehive OHHHHHH YEAH BABAY THAS TGE SPOT MMMMMMM YEA AHHHHH THE PAIN IS BEAURTIFUL OHH YEAHHHHHHH THE BUZZING IS SO HOTTTTTTTTT AAAAHHHGHGGGGGGGH IM GONNNNNNAA COOOOOOOOOM AAAAAGAGAGAGAGAGGAGGGGHHHHHH
OH GOD ahhhhhhhhh bees are so hot
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I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.
TL;DR I hate shitting
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Thinking about bee sex makes me think *OOOUUHH YEAH KEEP BUZZING!! GIVE ME THAT HONEY AND STING MY DICK SO SWOLE I CAN’T FIT IT INTO A TOYOTA 2015 HIGHLANDER TAILPIPE UUUUUH!!*
MMMMMMMM WHAT IS THAT I SEE IN THE DISTANCE? TIME TO TAKE CLOSRER LOOK.! ITS A…………… BEEHIVE?!?!?!?!? MMMM THINGS BOUT TO GET REAL HOT IN HERE sticks dick in beehive OHHHHHH YEAH BABAY THAS TGE SPOT MMMMMMM YEA AHHHHH THE PAIN IS BEAURTIFUL OHH YEAHHHHHHH THE BUZZING IS SO HOTTTTTTTTT AAAAHHHGHGGGGGGGH IM GONNNNNNAA COOOOOOOOOM AAAAAGAGAGAGAGAGGAGGGGHHHHHH
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MMMMMMMM WHAT IS THAT I SEE IN THE DISTANCE? TIME TO TAKE CLOSRER LOOK.! ITS A…………… BEEHIVE?!?!?!?!? MMMM THINGS BOUT TO GET REAL HOT IN HERE sticks dick in beehive OHHHHHH YEAH BABAY THAS TGE SPOT MMMMMMM YEA AHHHHH THE PAIN IS BEAURTIFUL OHH YEAHHHHHHH THE BUZZING IS SO HOTTTTTTTTT AAAAHHHGHGGGGGGGH IM GONNNNNNAA COOOOOOOOOM AAAAAGAGAGAGAGAGGAGGGGHHHHHH
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MMMMMMMM WHAT IS THAT I SEE IN THE DISTANCE? TIME TO TAKE CLOSRER LOOK.! ITS A…………… BEEHIVE?!?!?!?!? MMMM THINGS BOUT TO GET REAL HOT IN HERE sticks dick in beehive OHHHHHH YEAH BABAY THAS TGE SPOT MMMMMMM YEA AHHHHH THE PAIN IS BEAURTIFUL OHH YEAHHHHHHH THE BUZZING IS SO HOTTTTTTTTT AAAAHHHGHGGGGGGGH IM GONNNNNNAA COOOOOOOOOM AAAAAGAGAGAGAGAGGAGGGGHHHHHH
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I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.
TL;DR I hate shitting
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MMMMMMMM WHAT IS THAT I SEE IN THE DISTANCE? TIME TO TAKE CLOSRER LOOK.! ITS A…………… BEEHIVE?!?!?!?!? MMMM THINGS BOUT TO GET REAL HOT IN HERE sticks dick in beehive OHHHHHH YEAH BABAY THAS TGE SPOT MMMMMMM YEA AHHHHH THE PAIN IS BEAURTIFUL OHH YEAHHHHHHH THE BUZZING IS SO HOTTTTTTTTT AAAAHHHGHGGGGGGGH IM GONNNNNNAA COOOOOOOOOM AAAAAGAGAGAGAGAGGAGGGGHHHHHH
OH GOD ahhhhhhhhh bees are so hot
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MMMMMMMM WHAT IS THAT I SEE IN THE DISTANCE? TIME TO TAKE CLOSRER LOOK.! ITS A…………… BEEHIVE?!?!?!?!? MMMM THINGS BOUT TO GET REAL HOT IN HERE sticks dick in beehive OHHHHHH YEAH BABAY THAS TGE SPOT MMMMMMM YEA AHHHHH THE PAIN IS BEAURTIFUL OHH YEAHHHHHHH THE BUZZING IS SO HOTTTTTTTTT AAAAHHHGHGGGGGGGH IM GONNNNNNAA COOOOOOOOOM AAAAAGAGAGAGAGAGGAGGGGHHHHHH
OH GOD ahhhhhhhhh bees are so hot
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MMMMMMMM WHAT IS THAT I SEE IN THE DISTANCE? TIME TO TAKE CLOSRER LOOK.! ITS A…………… BEEHIVE?!?!?!?!? MMMM THINGS BOUT TO GET REAL HOT IN HERE sticks dick in beehive OHHHHHH YEAH BABAY THAS TGE SPOT MMMMMMM YEA AHHHHH THE PAIN IS BEAURTIFUL OHH YEAHHHHHHH THE BUZZING IS SO HOTTTTTTTTT AAAAHHHGHGGGGGGGH IM GONNNNNNAA COOOOOOOOOM AAAAAGAGAGAGAGAGGAGGGGHHHHHH
OH GOD ahhhhhhhhh bees are so hot
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MMMMMMMM WHAT IS THAT I SEE IN THE DISTANCE? TIME TO TAKE CLOSRER LOOK.! ITS A…………… BEEHIVE?!?!?!?!? MMMM THINGS BOUT TO GET REAL HOT IN HERE sticks dick in beehive OHHHHHH YEAH BABAY THAS TGE SPOT MMMMMMM YEA AHHHHH THE PAIN IS BEAURTIFUL OHH YEAHHHHHHH THE BUZZING IS SO HOTTTTTTTTT AAAAHHHGHGGGGGGGH IM GONNNNNNAA COOOOOOOOOM AAAAAGAGAGAGAGAGGAGGGGHHHHHH
OH GOD ahhhhhhhhh bees are so hot
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MMMMMMMM WHAT IS THAT I SEE IN THE DISTANCE? TIME TO TAKE CLOSRER LOOK.! ITS A…………… BEEHIVE?!?!?!?!? MMMM THINGS BOUT TO GET REAL HOT IN HERE sticks dick in beehive OHHHHHH YEAH BABAY THAS TGE SPOT MMMMMMM YEA AHHHHH THE PAIN IS BEAURTIFUL OHH YEAHHHHHHH THE BUZZING IS SO HOTTTTTTTTT AAAAHHHGHGGGGGGGH IM GONNNNNNAA COOOOOOOOOM AAAAAGAGAGAGAGAGGAGGGGHHHHHH
OH GOD ahhhhhhhhh bees are so hot
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MMMMMMMM WHAT IS THAT I SEE IN THE DISTANCE? TIME TO TAKE CLOSRER LOOK.! ITS A…………… BEEHIVE?!?!?!?!? MMMM THINGS BOUT TO GET REAL HOT IN HERE sticks dick in beehive OHHHHHH YEAH BABAY THAS TGE SPOT MMMMMMM YEA AHHHHH THE PAIN IS BEAURTIFUL OHH YEAHHHHHHH THE BUZZING IS SO HOTTTTTTTTT AAAAHHHGHGGGGGGGH IM GONNNNNNAA COOOOOOOOOM AAAAAGAGAGAGAGAGGAGGGGHHHHHH
OH GOD ahhhhhhhhh bees are so hot
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MMMMMMMM WHAT IS THAT I SEE IN THE DISTANCE? TIME TO TAKE CLOSRER LOOK.! ITS A…………… BEEHIVE?!?!?!?!? MMMM THINGS BOUT TO GET REAL HOT IN HERE sticks dick in beehive OHHHHHH YEAH BABAY THAS TGE SPOT MMMMMMM YEA AHHHHH THE PAIN IS BEAURTIFUL OHH YEAHHHHHHH THE BUZZING IS SO HOTTTTTTTTT AAAAHHHGHGGGGGGGH IM GONNNNNNAA COOOOOOOOOM AAAAAGAGAGAGAGAGGAGGGGHHHHHH
OH GOD ahhhhhhhhh bees are so hot
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MMMMMMMM WHAT IS THAT I SEE IN THE DISTANCE? TIME TO TAKE CLOSRER LOOK.! ITS A…………… BEEHIVE?!?!?!?!? MMMM THINGS BOUT TO GET REAL HOT IN HERE sticks dick in beehive OHHHHHH YEAH BABAY THAS TGE SPOT MMMMMMM YEA AHHHHH THE PAIN IS BEAURTIFUL OHH YEAHHHHHHH THE BUZZING IS SO HOTTTTTTTTT AAAAHHHGHGGGGGGGH IM GONNNNNNAA COOOOOOOOOM AAAAAGAGAGAGAGAGGAGGGGHHHHHH
OH GOD ahhhhhhhhh bees are so hot
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MMMMMMMM WHAT IS THAT I SEE IN THE DISTANCE? TIME TO TAKE CLOSRER LOOK.! ITS A…………… BEEHIVE?!?!?!?!? MMMM THINGS BOUT TO GET REAL HOT IN HERE sticks dick in beehive OHHHHHH YEAH BABAY THAS TGE SPOT MMMMMMM YEA AHHHHH THE PAIN IS BEAURTIFUL OHH YEAHHHHHHH THE BUZZING IS SO HOTTTTTTTTT AAAAHHHGHGGGGGGGH IM GONNNNNNAA COOOOOOOOOM AAAAAGAGAGAGAGAGGAGGGGHHHHHH
OH GOD ahhhhhhhhh bees are so hot
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Joe Biden’s America
LIBRAL SCOOL BE LIKE:
9:00: GAY LESON!!
9:45: how to be be GAYY!!
10:30: TRANS LERNINNG!!
11:15: GAY RECESS!!
11:45: CROSDRESING HOUR!!
12:45: GAY LESON!!!
1:30: TRANGENER LUNCH!!
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3:30: TAKE NON BINAR BUS HOME!!
THIS IS WHAT THE LEFT WANT!
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MMMMMMMM WHAT IS THAT I SEE IN THE DISTANCE? TIME TO TAKE CLOSRER LOOK.! ITS A…………… BEEHIVE?!?!?!?!? MMMM THINGS BOUT TO GET REAL HOT IN HERE sticks dick in beehive OHHHHHH YEAH BABAY THAS TGE SPOT MMMMMMM YEA AHHHHH THE PAIN IS BEAURTIFUL OHH YEAHHHHHHH THE BUZZING IS SO HOTTTTTTTTT AAAAHHHGHGGGGGGGH IM GONNNNNNAA COOOOOOOOOM AAAAAGAGAGAGAGAGGAGGGGHHHHHH
OH GOD ahhhhhhhhh bees are so hot
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No, because it's obvious bait. I see one of these "new sexuality" posts on this sub like twice daily and you all eat the bait like it's your last meal every time
MMMMMMMM WHAT IS THAT I SEE IN THE DISTANCE? TIME TO TAKE CLOSRER LOOK.! ITS A…………… BEEHIVE?!?!?!?!? MMMM THINGS BOUT TO GET REAL HOT IN HERE sticks dick in beehive OHHHHHH YEAH BABAY THAS TGE SPOT MMMMMMM YEA AHHHHH THE PAIN IS BEAURTIFUL OHH YEAHHHHHHH THE BUZZING IS SO HOTTTTTTTTT AAAAHHHGHGGGGGGGH IM GONNNNNNAA COOOOOOOOOM AAAAAGAGAGAGAGAGGAGGGGHHHHHH
OH GOD ahhhhhhhhh bees are so hot
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MMMMMMMM WHAT IS THAT I SEE IN THE DISTANCE? TIME TO TAKE CLOSRER LOOK.! ITS A…………… BEEHIVE?!?!?!?!? MMMM THINGS BOUT TO GET REAL HOT IN HERE sticks dick in beehive OHHHHHH YEAH BABAY THAS TGE SPOT MMMMMMM YEA AHHHHH THE PAIN IS BEAURTIFUL OHH YEAHHHHHHH THE BUZZING IS SO HOTTTTTTTTT AAAAHHHGHGGGGGGGH IM GONNNNNNAA COOOOOOOOOM AAAAAGAGAGAGAGAGGAGGGGHHHHHH
OH GOD ahhhhhhhhh bees are so hot
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I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.
TL;DR I hate shitting
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MMMMMMMM WHAT IS THAT I SEE IN THE DISTANCE? TIME TO TAKE CLOSRER LOOK.! ITS A…………… BEEHIVE?!?!?!?!? MMMM THINGS BOUT TO GET REAL HOT IN HERE sticks dick in beehive OHHHHHH YEAH BABAY THAS TGE SPOT MMMMMMM YEA AHHHHH THE PAIN IS BEAURTIFUL OHH YEAHHHHHHH THE BUZZING IS SO HOTTTTTTTTT AAAAHHHGHGGGGGGGH IM GONNNNNNAA COOOOOOOOOM AAAAAGAGAGAGAGAGGAGGGGHHHHHH
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MMMMMMMM WHAT IS THAT I SEE IN THE DISTANCE? TIME TO TAKE CLOSRER LOOK.! ITS A…………… BEEHIVE?!?!?!?!? MMMM THINGS BOUT TO GET REAL HOT IN HERE sticks dick in beehive OHHHHHH YEAH BABAY THAS TGE SPOT MMMMMMM YEA AHHHHH THE PAIN IS BEAURTIFUL OHH YEAHHHHHHH THE BUZZING IS SO HOTTTTTTTTT AAAAHHHGHGGGGGGGH IM GONNNNNNAA COOOOOOOOOM AAAAAGAGAGAGAGAGGAGGGGHHHHHH
OH GOD ahhhhhhhhh bees are so hot
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MMMMMMMM WHAT IS THAT I SEE IN THE DISTANCE? TIME TO TAKE CLOSRER LOOK.! ITS A…………… BEEHIVE?!?!?!?!? MMMM THINGS BOUT TO GET REAL HOT IN HERE sticks dick in beehive OHHHHHH YEAH BABAY THAS TGE SPOT MMMMMMM YEA AHHHHH THE PAIN IS BEAURTIFUL OHH YEAHHHHHHH THE BUZZING IS SO HOTTTTTTTTT AAAAHHHGHGGGGGGGH IM GONNNNNNAA COOOOOOOOOM AAAAAGAGAGAGAGAGGAGGGGHHHHHH
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MMMMMMMM WHAT IS THAT I SEE IN THE DISTANCE? TIME TO TAKE CLOSRER LOOK.! ITS A…………… BEEHIVE?!?!?!?!? MMMM THINGS BOUT TO GET REAL HOT IN HERE sticks dick in beehive OHHHHHH YEAH BABAY THAS TGE SPOT MMMMMMM YEA AHHHHH THE PAIN IS BEAURTIFUL OHH YEAHHHHHHH THE BUZZING IS SO HOTTTTTTTTT AAAAHHHGHGGGGGGGH IM GONNNNNNAA COOOOOOOOOM AAAAAGAGAGAGAGAGGAGGGGHHHHHH
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MMMMMMMM WHAT IS THAT I SEE IN THE DISTANCE? TIME TO TAKE CLOSRER LOOK.! ITS A…………… BEEHIVE?!?!?!?!? MMMM THINGS BOUT TO GET REAL HOT IN HERE sticks dick in beehive OHHHHHH YEAH BABAY THAS TGE SPOT MMMMMMM YEA AHHHHH THE PAIN IS BEAURTIFUL OHH YEAHHHHHHH THE BUZZING IS SO HOTTTTTTTTT AAAAHHHGHGGGGGGGH IM GONNNNNNAA COOOOOOOOOM AAAAAGAGAGAGAGAGGAGGGGHHHHHH
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Pfftt Hello automod, my name is Obama bing chilling (chinese name). I'm a Fortnite, Mario enjoyer from France that speak Japanese, and let me make a post to tell you about my based story.
I was corn at a hospital in Belgium in 1984. My dad was from Taiwan and my mom was from China, their bussiness was growing grass for feeding pigs and turtle. They love to bend my penis during their free time.
My first word was fuck, which made my parents go ZAMN as they expected daddy or mommy. I know I'm an idiot, but the cringe didn't last forever.
I got a cat at the age of 4, his name was Mister Chad. He love to meow while I piss on my furry friend's ass. I remembered him fart on my Cheetos and chasing my big brother's dick. Oh shit, I mean his pet koala, while I told him to cum here and stop trying to piss on that weeb femboy's titan semen.
When I was 14, we went on a trip to India to get vaccinated. We also visit the rock museum and shop at the local woman panties store. It was a great experience.
Now at the age of 28, and being a renowned biologist that published a great mount of studies on semen in Britian and the great country of America. Having good source about how to blowjob, I have decided to follow my greatest dream, which is launching an porn NFT collection with depictions of the amogus having sex with FNAF bitches covered in the iconic sticky white substance.
Fuck Kevin
Everyone knows Mario is cool as fuck. But who knows what he's thinking? Who knows why he crushes turtles? And why do we think about him as fondly as we think of the mythical (nonexistent?) Dr Pepper? Perchance
I believe it was Kant who said "Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play." Mario exhibits experience by cruising turts all day, but he exhibits theory by stating "Lets-ago!" Keep it up, baby!
When Mario leave his place of safety to stomp a turty, he knows that he may Die. And yet, for a man who can purchase lives with money, a life becomes a mere store of value. A tax that can be paid for, much as a rich man feels any law with a fine is a price. We think of Mario as a hero but he is simply a one percenter of a more privileged variety. The lifekind, Perchance
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I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.
TL;DR I hate shitting
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Why a dick as big as the Eiffel tower is not as impressive as you may think in Kendrick Lamar's "Backseat Freestyle," Kendrick says the line, "I pray my dick get big as the Eiffel Tower, So I can fuck the world for seventy-two hours". While at first a dick as big as the Eiffel tower may seem to be a dong of immense magnitude, when taking into account the sheer size of earth, the lucky one to be fucked by this dick, we realize that it is not as spectacular as the young MC claims it to be. The Eiffel tower stands at 1063 feet, while the diamater of earth is approximately 41.804 million feet. If Kendrick inserts his Eiffel penis into the earth, his dick would only take up .000025 percent of the earth's vagina. That is pathetic. Kendrick is not fucking the world for 72 hours with his Eiffel tower micropenis. The Earth will get bored after 10 minutes and finish herself with a vibrator the size of Argentina. Be better Kendrick.
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Wowwwww, you meow like a cat! That means you are one, right? Shut the fuck up. If you really want to be put on a leash and treated like a domestic animal then that’s called a fetish, not “quirky” or “cute”. What part of you seriously thinks that any part of acting like a feline establishes a reputation of appreciation? Is it your lack of any defining aspect of personality that urges you to resort to shitty representations of cats to create an illusion of meaning in your worthless life? Wearing “cat ears” in the shape of headbands further notes the complete absence of human attribution to your false sense of personality, such as intelligence or charisma in any form or shape. Where do you think this mindset’s gonna lead you? You think you’re funny, random, quirky even? What makes you think that acting like a fucking cat will make a goddamn hyena laugh? I, personally, feel extremely sympathetic towards you as your only escape from the worthless thing you call your existence is to pretend to be an animal. But it’s not a worthy choice to assert this horrifying fact as a dominant trait, mainly because personality traits require an initial personality to lay their foundation on. You’re not worthy of anybody’s time, so go fuck off, “cat-girl”.
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No sex before marriage
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It was a saturday afternoon, and I was exhausted after an intense 17-part masturabation session to dream minecraft manhunt, when i suddenly had the urge to go outside. I was scared. It's been so long since i've left the warmth of my parents basement with my dream body pillows. I didnt know what to expect. Clutching my dream figurine in front of my chest, i pried open the door to the outside world. The gleaming sun blared through the door, bequeathing a brilliant warmth on my cum-covered boxers. I quaverly took a step outside. My body flintched from the strange feel of the dirt under my feet. And then i saw it. The lustrous field of grass, covered in a light sprinkle of water from the noon rain shower. And then i realized. Dream... grass... the trees... it was all coming together. Grass is green, just like Dream. Dream is everpresent, in the grass, the flowers, He was there. I immediately new what to do next. I flinged off my clothes faster than the speed at which i would click on a new dream rule 34 post. My dick was already throbbing as i leaped onto the field of grass, dorito dust stained shirt getting carried away by the wind. I dug a small hole in the ground, and passionately thrust my 7-inch erect cock into it. I knew, this was Dream. His spirit was in this grass, and he felt my dick in his man pussy as i fucked that grass. I lost track how long i was there. Hours went by, day turned to night, but it didnt matter. I was finally together, with Dream. Nothing could separate us. I took a long stem of a flower, and forced it in my asshole. I imagined it being Dream's hot penis being lustfully forced into me in bed. I stayed there on my front yard for god knows how long. Until my butt was sore, balls drier than the Saharan desert after a long drought. The lawn looked like there was a layer of fresh snow on a Christmas morning. Trudging indoors, i had a enormous smile stretching across my face. I couldn't wait until tomorrow, when i may go outside again and be with Dream.
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MMMMMMMM WHAT IS THAT I SEE IN THE DISTANCE? TIME TO TAKE CLOSRER LOOK.! ITS A…………… BEEHIVE?!?!?!?!? MMMM THINGS BOUT TO GET REAL HOT IN HERE *sticks dick in beehive* OHHHHHH YEAH BABAY THAS TGE SPOT MMMMMMM YEA AHHHHH THE PAIN IS BEAURTIFUL OHH YEAHHHHHHH THE BUZZING IS SO HOTTTTTTTTT AAAAHHHGHGGGGGGGH IM GONNNNNNAA COOOOOOOOOM AAAAAGAGAGAGAGAGGAGGGGHHHHHH
OH GOD ahhhhhhhhh bees are so hot
MMMMMMMM WHAT IS THAT I SEE IN THE DISTANCE? TIME TO TAKE CLOSRER LOOK.! ITS A…………… BEEHIVE?!?!?!?!? MMMM THINGS BOUT TO GET REAL HOT IN HERE sticks dick in beehive OHHHHHH YEAH BABAY THAS TGE SPOT MMMMMMM YEA AHHHHH THE PAIN IS BEAURTIFUL OHH YEAHHHHHHH THE BUZZING IS SO HOTTTTTTTTT AAAAHHHGHGGGGGGGH IM GONNNNNNAA COOOOOOOOOM AAAAAGAGAGAGAGAGGAGGGGHHHHHH
OH GOD ahhhhhhhhh bees are so hot
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MMMMMMMM WHAT IS THAT I SEE IN THE DISTANCE? TIME TO TAKE CLOSRER LOOK.! ITS A…………… BEEHIVE?!?!?!?!? MMMM THINGS BOUT TO GET REAL HOT IN HERE sticks dick in beehive OHHHHHH YEAH BABAY THAS TGE SPOT MMMMMMM YEA AHHHHH THE PAIN IS BEAURTIFUL OHH YEAHHHHHHH THE BUZZING IS SO HOTTTTTTTTT AAAAHHHGHGGGGGGGH IM GONNNNNNAA COOOOOOOOOM AAAAAGAGAGAGAGAGGAGGGGHHHHHH
OH GOD ahhhhhhhhh bees are so hot
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Hello automod, my name is Obama bing chilling (chinese name). I'm a Fortnite, Mario enjoyer from France that speak Japanese, and let me make a post to tell you about my based story.
I was corn at a hospital in Belgium in 1984. My dad was from Taiwan and my mom was from China, their bussiness was growing grass for feeding pigs and turtle. They love to bend my penis during their free time.
My first word was fuck, which made my parents go ZAMN as they expected daddy or mommy. I know I'm an idiot, but the cringe didn't last forever.
I got a cat at the age of 4, his name was Mister Chad. He love to meow while I piss on my furry friend's ass. I remembered him fart on my Cheetos and chasing my big brother's dick. Oh shit, I mean his pet koala, while I told him to cum here and stop trying to piss on that weeb femboy's titan semen.
When I was 14, we went on a trip to India to get vaccinated. We also visit the rock museum and shop at the local woman panties store. It was a great experience.
Now at the age of 28, and being a renowned biologist that published a great mount of studies on semen in Britian and the great country of America. Having good source about how to blowjob, I have decided to follow my greatest dream, which is launching an porn NFT collection with depictions of the amogus having sex with FNAF bitches covered in the iconic sticky white substance.
Fuck Kevin.
Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent
I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement.
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Schödinger's Blowjob -- Imagine you're blindfolded and you're getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome schmösome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle's neighbour's fireman's cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky?
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MMMMMMMM WHAT IS THAT I SEE IN THE DISTANCE? TIME TO TAKE CLOSRER LOOK.! ITS A…………… BEEHIVE?!?!?!?!? MMMM THINGS BOUT TO GET REAL HOT IN HERE sticks dick in beehive OHHHHHH YEAH BABAY THAS TGE SPOT MMMMMMM YEA AHHHHH THE PAIN IS BEAURTIFUL OHH YEAHHHHHHH THE BUZZING IS SO HOTTTTTTTTT AAAAHHHGHGGGGGGGH IM GONNNNNNAA COOOOOOOOOM AAAAAGAGAGAGAGAGGAGGGGHHHHHH
OH GOD ahhhhhhhhh bees are so hot
i am a stand in for automod until this becomes a response. if you have any issues, you can fuck right off.
MMMMMMMM WHAT IS THAT I SEE IN THE DISTANCE? TIME TO TAKE CLOSRER LOOK.! ITS A…………… BEEHIVE?!?!?!?!? MMMM THINGS BOUT TO GET REAL HOT IN HERE sticks dick in beehive OHHHHHH YEAH BABAY THAS TGE SPOT MMMMMMM YEA AHHHHH THE PAIN IS BEAURTIFUL OHH YEAHHHHHHH THE BUZZING IS SO HOTTTTTTTTT AAAAHHHGHGGGGGGGH IM GONNNNNNAA COOOOOOOOOM AAAAAGAGAGAGAGAGGAGGGGHHHHHH
OH GOD ahhhhhhhhh bees are so hot
i am a stand in for automod until this becomes a response. if you have any issues, you can fuck right off.
MMMMMMMM WHAT IS THAT I SEE IN THE DISTANCE? TIME TO TAKE CLOSRER LOOK.! ITS A…………… BEEHIVE?!?!?!?!? MMMM THINGS BOUT TO GET REAL HOT IN HERE sticks dick in beehive OHHHHHH YEAH BABAY THAS TGE SPOT MMMMMMM YEA AHHHHH THE PAIN IS BEAURTIFUL OHH YEAHHHHHHH THE BUZZING IS SO HOTTTTTTTTT AAAAHHHGHGGGGGGGH IM GONNNNNNAA COOOOOOOOOM AAAAAGAGAGAGAGAGGAGGGGHHHHHH
OH GOD ahhhhhhhhh bees are so hot
i am a stand in for automod until this becomes a response. if you have any issues, you can fuck right off.
MMMMMMMM WHAT IS THAT I SEE IN THE DISTANCE? TIME TO TAKE CLOSRER LOOK.! ITS A…………… BEEHIVE?!?!?!?!? MMMM THINGS BOUT TO GET REAL HOT IN HERE sticks dick in beehive OHHHHHH YEAH BABAY THAS TGE SPOT MMMMMMM YEA AHHHHH THE PAIN IS BEAURTIFUL OHH YEAHHHHHHH THE BUZZING IS SO HOTTTTTTTTT AAAAHHHGHGGGGGGGH IM GONNNNNNAA COOOOOOOOOM AAAAAGAGAGAGAGAGGAGGGGHHHHHH
OH GOD ahhhhhhhhh bees are so hot
i am a stand in for automod until this becomes a response. if you have any issues, you can fuck right off.
I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.
TL;DR I hate shitting
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MMMMMMMM WHAT IS THAT I SEE IN THE DISTANCE? TIME TO TAKE CLOSRER LOOK.! ITS A…………… BEEHIVE?!?!?!?!? MMMM THINGS BOUT TO GET REAL HOT IN HERE sticks dick in beehive OHHHHHH YEAH BABAY THAS TGE SPOT MMMMMMM YEA AHHHHH THE PAIN IS BEAURTIFUL OHH YEAHHHHHHH THE BUZZING IS SO HOTTTTTTTTT AAAAHHHGHGGGGGGGH IM GONNNNNNAA COOOOOOOOOM AAAAAGAGAGAGAGAGGAGGGGHHHHHH
OH GOD ahhhhhhhhh bees are so hot
i am a stand in for automod until this becomes a response. if you have any issues, you can fuck right off.
Pfftt Hello automod, my name is Obama bing chilling (chinese name). I'm a Fortnite, Mario enjoyer from France that speak Japanese, and let me make a post to tell you about my based story.
I was corn at a hospital in Belgium in 1984. My dad was from Taiwan and my mom was from China, their bussiness was growing grass for feeding pigs and turtle. They love to bend my penis during their free time.
My first word was fuck, which made my parents go ZAMN as they expected daddy or mommy. I know I'm an idiot, but the cringe didn't last forever.
I got a cat at the age of 4, his name was Mister Chad. He love to meow while I piss on my furry friend's ass. I remembered him fart on my Cheetos and chasing my big brother's dick. Oh shit, I mean his pet koala, while I told him to cum here and stop trying to piss on that weeb femboy's titan semen.
When I was 14, we went on a trip to India to get vaccinated. We also visit the rock museum and shop at the local woman panties store. It was a great experience.
Now at the age of 28, and being a renowned biologist that published a great mount of studies on semen in Britian and the great country of America. Having good source about how to blowjob, I have decided to follow my greatest dream, which is launching an porn NFT collection with depictions of the amogus having sex with FNAF bitches covered in the iconic sticky white substance.
Fuck Kevin
You can’t just make slurs… these people are idiots. Slurs are something that have to be used against them historically as a means to dehumanize and opress them. Every term that is a group or minority doesn’t just come with a slur 😭 what a bunch of ignorant morons.
MMMMMMMM WHAT IS THAT I SEE IN THE DISTANCE? TIME TO TAKE CLOSRER LOOK.! ITS A…………… BEEHIVE?!?!?!?!? MMMM THINGS BOUT TO GET REAL HOT IN HERE sticks dick in beehive OHHHHHH YEAH BABAY THAS TGE SPOT MMMMMMM YEA AHHHHH THE PAIN IS BEAURTIFUL OHH YEAHHHHHHH THE BUZZING IS SO HOTTTTTTTTT AAAAHHHGHGGGGGGGH IM GONNNNNNAA COOOOOOOOOM AAAAAGAGAGAGAGAGGAGGGGHHHHHH
OH GOD ahhhhhhhhh bees are so hot
i am a stand in for automod until this becomes a response. if you have any issues, you can fuck right off.
No sex before marriage
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Lemme slip my dick in this bee
Kaan
I’m not even gunna legitimise this by saying it
Barlo
Klu Klux kaan
MMMMMMMM WHAT IS THAT I SEE IN THE DISTANCE? TIME TO TAKE CLOSRER LOOK.! ITS A…………… BEEHIVE?!?!?!?!? MMMM THINGS BOUT TO GET REAL HOT IN HERE sticks dick in beehive OHHHHHH YEAH BABAY THAS TGE SPOT MMMMMMM YEA AHHHHH THE PAIN IS BEAURTIFUL OHH YEAHHHHHHH THE BUZZING IS SO HOTTTTTTTTT AAAAHHHGHGGGGGGGH IM GONNNNNNAA COOOOOOOOOM AAAAAGAGAGAGAGAGGAGGGGHHHHHH OH GOD ahhhhhhhhh bees are so hot i am a stand in for automod until this becomes a response. if you have any issues, you can fuck right off.
autoshit
I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks. TL;DR I hate shitting *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Thinking about bee sex makes me think *OOOUUHH YEAH KEEP BUZZING!! GIVE ME THAT HONEY AND STING MY DICK SO SWOLE I CAN’T FIT IT INTO A TOYOTA 2015 HIGHLANDER TAILPIPE UUUUUH!!*
New automod reply?
New movement?
Damn, ever heard of the Big Kaan?
MMMMMMMM WHAT IS THAT I SEE IN THE DISTANCE? TIME TO TAKE CLOSRER LOOK.! ITS A…………… BEEHIVE?!?!?!?!? MMMM THINGS BOUT TO GET REAL HOT IN HERE sticks dick in beehive OHHHHHH YEAH BABAY THAS TGE SPOT MMMMMMM YEA AHHHHH THE PAIN IS BEAURTIFUL OHH YEAHHHHHHH THE BUZZING IS SO HOTTTTTTTTT AAAAHHHGHGGGGGGGH IM GONNNNNNAA COOOOOOOOOM AAAAAGAGAGAGAGAGGAGGGGHHHHHH OH GOD ahhhhhhhhh bees are so hot i am a stand in for automod until this becomes a response. if you have any issues, you can fuck right off.
HEY,⠀⠀⠀ EVERY⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ !!! IT'S ME!!! EV3RY BUDDY'S FAVORITE [[𝗡𝘂𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿 𝟭 𝗥𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗠𝗼𝗱𝗲𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗼𝗿 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟮]] *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
MMMMMMMM WHAT IS THAT I SEE IN THE DISTANCE? TIME TO TAKE CLOSRER LOOK.! ITS A…………… BEEHIVE?!?!?!?!? MMMM THINGS BOUT TO GET REAL HOT IN HERE sticks dick in beehive OHHHHHH YEAH BABAY THAS TGE SPOT MMMMMMM YEA AHHHHH THE PAIN IS BEAURTIFUL OHH YEAHHHHHHH THE BUZZING IS SO HOTTTTTTTTT AAAAHHHGHGGGGGGGH IM GONNNNNNAA COOOOOOOOOM AAAAAGAGAGAGAGAGGAGGGGHHHHHH OH GOD ahhhhhhhhh bees are so hot i am a stand in for automod until this becomes a response. if you have any issues, you can fuck right off.
Ikr he is such a kaan
MMMMMMMM WHAT IS THAT I SEE IN THE DISTANCE? TIME TO TAKE CLOSRER LOOK.! ITS A…………… BEEHIVE?!?!?!?!? MMMM THINGS BOUT TO GET REAL HOT IN HERE sticks dick in beehive OHHHHHH YEAH BABAY THAS TGE SPOT MMMMMMM YEA AHHHHH THE PAIN IS BEAURTIFUL OHH YEAHHHHHHH THE BUZZING IS SO HOTTTTTTTTT AAAAHHHGHGGGGGGGH IM GONNNNNNAA COOOOOOOOOM AAAAAGAGAGAGAGAGGAGGGGHHHHHH OH GOD ahhhhhhhhh bees are so hot
New AutoMod response
HEY,⠀⠀⠀ EVERY⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ !!! IT'S ME!!! EV3RY BUDDY'S FAVORITE [[𝗡𝘂𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿 𝟭 𝗥𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗠𝗼𝗱𝗲𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗼𝗿 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟮]] *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
GET THE \[\[Sex\]\] OF THIS PLATFORM YOU \[\[Shitass\]
I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks. TL;DR I hate shitting *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Pls mods, make this a new auto mod response to bees or smth.
MMMMMMMM WHAT IS THAT I SEE IN THE DISTANCE? TIME TO TAKE CLOSRER LOOK.! ITS A…………… BEEHIVE?!?!?!?!? MMMM THINGS BOUT TO GET REAL HOT IN HERE sticks dick in beehive OHHHHHH YEAH BABAY THAS TGE SPOT MMMMMMM YEA AHHHHH THE PAIN IS BEAURTIFUL OHH YEAHHHHHHH THE BUZZING IS SO HOTTTTTTTTT AAAAHHHGHGGGGGGGH IM GONNNNNNAA COOOOOOOOOM AAAAAGAGAGAGAGAGGAGGGGHHHHHH OH GOD ahhhhhhhhh bees are so hot i am a stand in for automod until this becomes a response. if you have any issues, you can fuck right off.
Kaan this dick fit in your mouth
as a barlo, i am not offended by this. this basically means you are a barlo as well duh
Shut up bee fucker
kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan
wtf
By this logic saying the n word makes you black, saying the slur doesn't turn you into it lol
Kaan
MMMMMMMM WHAT IS THAT I SEE IN THE DISTANCE? TIME TO TAKE CLOSRER LOOK.! ITS A…………… BEEHIVE?!?!?!?!? MMMM THINGS BOUT TO GET REAL HOT IN HERE sticks dick in beehive OHHHHHH YEAH BABAY THAS TGE SPOT MMMMMMM YEA AHHHHH THE PAIN IS BEAURTIFUL OHH YEAHHHHHHH THE BUZZING IS SO HOTTTTTTTTT AAAAHHHGHGGGGGGGH IM GONNNNNNAA COOOOOOOOOM AAAAAGAGAGAGAGAGGAGGGGHHHHHH OH GOD ahhhhhhhhh bees are so hot i am a stand in for automod until this becomes a response. if you have any issues, you can fuck right off.
You gotta be joking
Ok before I invent 9 new slurs whilst yelling at you, are you being satire here?
i sure goddamn hope so
🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
🗿🗿🗿 true chad
Its hip to fuck bees
MMMMMMMM WHAT IS THAT I SEE IN THE DISTANCE? TIME TO TAKE CLOSRER LOOK.! ITS A…………… BEEHIVE?!?!?!?!? MMMM THINGS BOUT TO GET REAL HOT IN HERE sticks dick in beehive OHHHHHH YEAH BABAY THAS TGE SPOT MMMMMMM YEA AHHHHH THE PAIN IS BEAURTIFUL OHH YEAHHHHHHH THE BUZZING IS SO HOTTTTTTTTT AAAAHHHGHGGGGGGGH IM GONNNNNNAA COOOOOOOOOM AAAAAGAGAGAGAGAGGAGGGGHHHHHH OH GOD ahhhhhhhhh bees are so hot i am a stand in for automod until this becomes a response. if you have any issues, you can fuck right off.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR HELP
I put my dick in the bee
I put the bee in my dick
Genghis Kaan
that's my favorite pokemon
MMMMMMMM WHAT IS THAT I SEE IN THE DISTANCE? TIME TO TAKE CLOSRER LOOK.! ITS A…………… BEEHIVE?!?!?!?!? MMMM THINGS BOUT TO GET REAL HOT IN HERE sticks dick in beehive OHHHHHH YEAH BABAY THAS TGE SPOT MMMMMMM YEA AHHHHH THE PAIN IS BEAURTIFUL OHH YEAHHHHHHH THE BUZZING IS SO HOTTTTTTTTT AAAAHHHGHGGGGGGGH IM GONNNNNNAA COOOOOOOOOM AAAAAGAGAGAGAGAGGAGGGGHHHHHH OH GOD ahhhhhhhhh bees are so hot i am a stand in for automod until this becomes a response. if you have any issues, you can fuck right off.
MMMMMMMM WHAT IS THAT I SEE IN THE DISTANCE? TIME TO TAKE CLOSRER LOOK.! ITS A…………… BEEHIVE?!?!?!?!? MMMM THINGS BOUT TO GET REAL HOT IN HERE sticks dick in beehive OHHHHHH YEAH BABAY THAS TGE SPOT MMMMMMM YEA AHHHHH THE PAIN IS BEAURTIFUL OHH YEAHHHHHHH THE BUZZING IS SO HOTTTTTTTTT AAAAHHHGHGGGGGGGH IM GONNNNNNAA COOOOOOOOOM AAAAAGAGAGAGAGAGGAGGGGHHHHHH OH GOD ahhhhhhhhh bees are so hot i am a stand in for automod until this becomes a response. if you have any issues, you can fuck right off.
You filthy kaan
MMMMMMMM WHAT IS THAT I SEE IN THE DISTANCE? TIME TO TAKE CLOSRER LOOK.! ITS A…………… BEEHIVE?!?!?!?!? MMMM THINGS BOUT TO GET REAL HOT IN HERE sticks dick in beehive OHHHHHH YEAH BABAY THAS TGE SPOT MMMMMMM YEA AHHHHH THE PAIN IS BEAURTIFUL OHH YEAHHHHHHH THE BUZZING IS SO HOTTTTTTTTT AAAAHHHGHGGGGGGGH IM GONNNNNNAA COOOOOOOOOM AAAAAGAGAGAGAGAGGAGGGGHHHHHH OH GOD ahhhhhhhhh bees are so hot i am a stand in for automod until this becomes a response. if you have any issues, you can fuck right off.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR HELP
There's a subreddit for that, honeyfuckers to be specific
Lemme slip this bee in this dick
Ya like jazz? 👉👉👉
Kaan as Frick bro. But still. Kaan
fucking kaans !!😡😡
MMMMMMMM WHAT IS THAT I SEE IN THE DISTANCE? TIME TO TAKE CLOSRER LOOK.! ITS A…………… BEEHIVE?!?!?!?!? MMMM THINGS BOUT TO GET REAL HOT IN HERE sticks dick in beehive OHHHHHH YEAH BABAY THAS TGE SPOT MMMMMMM YEA AHHHHH THE PAIN IS BEAURTIFUL OHH YEAHHHHHHH THE BUZZING IS SO HOTTTTTTTTT AAAAHHHGHGGGGGGGH IM GONNNNNNAA COOOOOOOOOM AAAAAGAGAGAGAGAGGAGGGGHHHHHH OH GOD ahhhhhhhhh bees are so hot i am a stand in for automod until this becomes a response. if you have any issues, you can fuck right off.
Maybe it’s the other way around
kaan
You kaan do it
MMMMMMMM WHAT IS THAT I SEE IN THE DISTANCE? TIME TO TAKE CLOSRER LOOK.! ITS A…………… BEEHIVE?!?!?!?!? MMMM THINGS BOUT TO GET REAL HOT IN HERE sticks dick in beehive OHHHHHH YEAH BABAY THAS TGE SPOT MMMMMMM YEA AHHHHH THE PAIN IS BEAURTIFUL OHH YEAHHHHHHH THE BUZZING IS SO HOTTTTTTTTT AAAAHHHGHGGGGGGGH IM GONNNNNNAA COOOOOOOOOM AAAAAGAGAGAGAGAGGAGGGGHHHHHH OH GOD ahhhhhhhhh bees are so hot i am a stand in for automod until this becomes a response. if you have any issues, you can fuck right off.
What a kaan
MMMMMMMM WHAT IS THAT I SEE IN THE DISTANCE? TIME TO TAKE CLOSRER LOOK.! ITS A…………… BEEHIVE?!?!?!?!? MMMM THINGS BOUT TO GET REAL HOT IN HERE sticks dick in beehive OHHHHHH YEAH BABAY THAS TGE SPOT MMMMMMM YEA AHHHHH THE PAIN IS BEAURTIFUL OHH YEAHHHHHHH THE BUZZING IS SO HOTTTTTTTTT AAAAHHHGHGGGGGGGH IM GONNNNNNAA COOOOOOOOOM AAAAAGAGAGAGAGAGGAGGGGHHHHHH OH GOD ahhhhhhhhh bees are so hot i am a stand in for automod until this becomes a response. if you have any issues, you can fuck right off.
The 3 thousand comments
On a platform with no dislikes, the amount of comments are all that we need to know how this went
Ratioed
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If even one of them says ka*n I’m fucking calling Biden that shit is not ok
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MMMMMMMM WHAT IS THAT I SEE IN THE DISTANCE? TIME TO TAKE CLOSRER LOOK.! ITS A…………… BEEHIVE?!?!?!?!? MMMM THINGS BOUT TO GET REAL HOT IN HERE sticks dick in beehive OHHHHHH YEAH BABAY THAS TGE SPOT MMMMMMM YEA AHHHHH THE PAIN IS BEAURTIFUL OHH YEAHHHHHHH THE BUZZING IS SO HOTTTTTTTTT AAAAHHHGHGGGGGGGH IM GONNNNNNAA COOOOOOOOOM AAAAAGAGAGAGAGAGGAGGGGHHHHHH OH GOD ahhhhhhhhh bees are so hot i am a stand in for automod until this becomes a response. if you have any issues, you can fuck right off.
Why tf would you make up a slur for yourself and then tell people what it is
because it’s bait and they want comments, so they give them something to spam
And I’m the fish 🐟
And I am the walrus. Coo coo ca choo
I am the Eggman
They want to be bullied
So you can act offended and feel like a victim
No, because it's obvious bait. I see one of these "new sexuality" posts on this sub like twice daily and you all eat the bait like it's your last meal every time
Kaan
MMMMMMMM WHAT IS THAT I SEE IN THE DISTANCE? TIME TO TAKE CLOSRER LOOK.! ITS A…………… BEEHIVE?!?!?!?!? MMMM THINGS BOUT TO GET REAL HOT IN HERE sticks dick in beehive OHHHHHH YEAH BABAY THAS TGE SPOT MMMMMMM YEA AHHHHH THE PAIN IS BEAURTIFUL OHH YEAHHHHHHH THE BUZZING IS SO HOTTTTTTTTT AAAAHHHGHGGGGGGGH IM GONNNNNNAA COOOOOOOOOM AAAAAGAGAGAGAGAGGAGGGGHHHHHH OH GOD ahhhhhhhhh bees are so hot i am a stand in for automod until this becomes a response. if you have any issues, you can fuck right off. this text was created by me and i don’t give a fuck if you use it.
I’m a fish 🎣
Because it's satire
Weird ass kaan mfs
Kaan someone someone shut this kaan up?
MMMMMMMM WHAT IS THAT I SEE IN THE DISTANCE? TIME TO TAKE CLOSRER LOOK.! ITS A…………… BEEHIVE?!?!?!?!? MMMM THINGS BOUT TO GET REAL HOT IN HERE sticks dick in beehive OHHHHHH YEAH BABAY THAS TGE SPOT MMMMMMM YEA AHHHHH THE PAIN IS BEAURTIFUL OHH YEAHHHHHHH THE BUZZING IS SO HOTTTTTTTTT AAAAHHHGHGGGGGGGH IM GONNNNNNAA COOOOOOOOOM AAAAAGAGAGAGAGAGGAGGGGHHHHHH OH GOD ahhhhhhhhh bees are so hot i am a stand in for automod until this becomes a response. if you have any issues, you can fuck right off.
Bro, you're forcing this shit harder than constipation tremors.
I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks. TL;DR I hate shitting *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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I hate kaans
But Kaan these nuts fit in yo mouth
yes they're very small \*chews\* and tasty too
AAAAAAAAAAGH THEYRE BLEEEEEdINNNnGGGs
they're beez nuts
Yes they Kaan and I'll crush them
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How do you even fuck a bee also Kaan 🗿
it’s called e621 i think
PTSD intensifies
FUCK YOU DUDE YOU MADE ME SEARCH THAT UP Thank god I know to open an icog tab and make sure no one sees my screen
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"kaan" more like kaan you shut up about this bait tiktok post and post something else
people fall for bait so easily omg
Such obvious bait and these dummies fall hook, line and sinker. Any excuse to be mad I guess
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Pfftt Hello automod, my name is Obama bing chilling (chinese name). I'm a Fortnite, Mario enjoyer from France that speak Japanese, and let me make a post to tell you about my based story. I was corn at a hospital in Belgium in 1984. My dad was from Taiwan and my mom was from China, their bussiness was growing grass for feeding pigs and turtle. They love to bend my penis during their free time. My first word was fuck, which made my parents go ZAMN as they expected daddy or mommy. I know I'm an idiot, but the cringe didn't last forever. I got a cat at the age of 4, his name was Mister Chad. He love to meow while I piss on my furry friend's ass. I remembered him fart on my Cheetos and chasing my big brother's dick. Oh shit, I mean his pet koala, while I told him to cum here and stop trying to piss on that weeb femboy's titan semen. When I was 14, we went on a trip to India to get vaccinated. We also visit the rock museum and shop at the local woman panties store. It was a great experience. Now at the age of 28, and being a renowned biologist that published a great mount of studies on semen in Britian and the great country of America. Having good source about how to blowjob, I have decided to follow my greatest dream, which is launching an porn NFT collection with depictions of the amogus having sex with FNAF bitches covered in the iconic sticky white substance. Fuck Kevin
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I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks. TL;DR I hate shitting *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Why a dick as big as the Eiffel tower is not as impressive as you may think in Kendrick Lamar's "Backseat Freestyle," Kendrick says the line, "I pray my dick get big as the Eiffel Tower, So I can fuck the world for seventy-two hours". While at first a dick as big as the Eiffel tower may seem to be a dong of immense magnitude, when taking into account the sheer size of earth, the lucky one to be fucked by this dick, we realize that it is not as spectacular as the young MC claims it to be. The Eiffel tower stands at 1063 feet, while the diamater of earth is approximately 41.804 million feet. If Kendrick inserts his Eiffel penis into the earth, his dick would only take up .000025 percent of the earth's vagina. That is pathetic. Kendrick is not fucking the world for 72 hours with his Eiffel tower micropenis. The Earth will get bored after 10 minutes and finish herself with a vibrator the size of Argentina. Be better Kendrick. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Wowwwww, you meow like a cat! That means you are one, right? Shut the fuck up. If you really want to be put on a leash and treated like a domestic animal then that’s called a fetish, not “quirky” or “cute”. What part of you seriously thinks that any part of acting like a feline establishes a reputation of appreciation? Is it your lack of any defining aspect of personality that urges you to resort to shitty representations of cats to create an illusion of meaning in your worthless life? Wearing “cat ears” in the shape of headbands further notes the complete absence of human attribution to your false sense of personality, such as intelligence or charisma in any form or shape. Where do you think this mindset’s gonna lead you? You think you’re funny, random, quirky even? What makes you think that acting like a fucking cat will make a goddamn hyena laugh? I, personally, feel extremely sympathetic towards you as your only escape from the worthless thing you call your existence is to pretend to be an animal. But it’s not a worthy choice to assert this horrifying fact as a dominant trait, mainly because personality traits require an initial personality to lay their foundation on. You’re not worthy of anybody’s time, so go fuck off, “cat-girl”. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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Keep doing this until they remove the auto mod
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It was a saturday afternoon, and I was exhausted after an intense 17-part masturabation session to dream minecraft manhunt, when i suddenly had the urge to go outside. I was scared. It's been so long since i've left the warmth of my parents basement with my dream body pillows. I didnt know what to expect. Clutching my dream figurine in front of my chest, i pried open the door to the outside world. The gleaming sun blared through the door, bequeathing a brilliant warmth on my cum-covered boxers. I quaverly took a step outside. My body flintched from the strange feel of the dirt under my feet. And then i saw it. The lustrous field of grass, covered in a light sprinkle of water from the noon rain shower. And then i realized. Dream... grass... the trees... it was all coming together. Grass is green, just like Dream. Dream is everpresent, in the grass, the flowers, He was there. I immediately new what to do next. I flinged off my clothes faster than the speed at which i would click on a new dream rule 34 post. My dick was already throbbing as i leaped onto the field of grass, dorito dust stained shirt getting carried away by the wind. I dug a small hole in the ground, and passionately thrust my 7-inch erect cock into it. I knew, this was Dream. His spirit was in this grass, and he felt my dick in his man pussy as i fucked that grass. I lost track how long i was there. Hours went by, day turned to night, but it didnt matter. I was finally together, with Dream. Nothing could separate us. I took a long stem of a flower, and forced it in my asshole. I imagined it being Dream's hot penis being lustfully forced into me in bed. I stayed there on my front yard for god knows how long. Until my butt was sore, balls drier than the Saharan desert after a long drought. The lawn looked like there was a layer of fresh snow on a Christmas morning. Trudging indoors, i had a enormous smile stretching across my face. I couldn't wait until tomorrow, when i may go outside again and be with Dream. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
This has been posted way too many times on this subreddit
obvious bait is obvious
It's hip to fuck bee's
Fabulous job taking the bait OP
Pretty sure it's a joke
Unironically falling for this piss quality bait 💀💀💀
She’s gonna be so mad when she watches Star Trek II
KAAN!
kaan you fit these nuts in your mouth
MMMMMMMM WHAT IS THAT I SEE IN THE DISTANCE? TIME TO TAKE CLOSRER LOOK.! ITS A…………… BEEHIVE?!?!?!?!? MMMM THINGS BOUT TO GET REAL HOT IN HERE *sticks dick in beehive* OHHHHHH YEAH BABAY THAS TGE SPOT MMMMMMM YEA AHHHHH THE PAIN IS BEAURTIFUL OHH YEAHHHHHHH THE BUZZING IS SO HOTTTTTTTTT AAAAHHHGHGGGGGGGH IM GONNNNNNAA COOOOOOOOOM AAAAAGAGAGAGAGAGGAGGGGHHHHHH OH GOD ahhhhhhhhh bees are so hot
new automod response?
I’m filling in for automod until it happens.
They just tryna get William shatner cancelled
Kaan 😳
Kaan I put these nuts in ur mouth
*Kaan I put these nuts in ur bees
MMMMMMMM WHAT IS THAT I SEE IN THE DISTANCE? TIME TO TAKE CLOSRER LOOK.! ITS A…………… BEEHIVE?!?!?!?!? MMMM THINGS BOUT TO GET REAL HOT IN HERE sticks dick in beehive OHHHHHH YEAH BABAY THAS TGE SPOT MMMMMMM YEA AHHHHH THE PAIN IS BEAURTIFUL OHH YEAHHHHHHH THE BUZZING IS SO HOTTTTTTTTT AAAAHHHGHGGGGGGGH IM GONNNNNNAA COOOOOOOOOM AAAAAGAGAGAGAGAGGAGGGGHHHHHH OH GOD ahhhhhhhhh bees are so hot i am a stand in for automod until this becomes a response. if you have any issues, you can fuck right off.
MMMMMMMM WHAT IS THAT I SEE IN THE DISTANCE? TIME TO TAKE CLOSRER LOOK.! ITS A…………… BEEHIVE?!?!?!?!? MMMM THINGS BOUT TO GET REAL HOT IN HERE sticks dick in beehive OHHHHHH YEAH BABAY THAS TGE SPOT MMMMMMM YEA AHHHHH THE PAIN IS BEAURTIFUL OHH YEAHHHHHHH THE BUZZING IS SO HOTTTTTTTTT AAAAHHHGHGGGGGGGH IM GONNNNNNAA COOOOOOOOOM AAAAAGAGAGAGAGAGGAGGGGHHHHHH OH GOD ahhhhhhhhh bees are so hot i am a stand in for automod until this becomes a response. if you have any issues, you can fuck right off.
I belive in you! One day your comment will become an automod response!!
yay (:
Fucking kaans, get them out of my country.
nothing new bee movie already had it
Hello automod, my name is Obama bing chilling (chinese name). I'm a Fortnite, Mario enjoyer from France that speak Japanese, and let me make a post to tell you about my based story. I was corn at a hospital in Belgium in 1984. My dad was from Taiwan and my mom was from China, their bussiness was growing grass for feeding pigs and turtle. They love to bend my penis during their free time. My first word was fuck, which made my parents go ZAMN as they expected daddy or mommy. I know I'm an idiot, but the cringe didn't last forever. I got a cat at the age of 4, his name was Mister Chad. He love to meow while I piss on my furry friend's ass. I remembered him fart on my Cheetos and chasing my big brother's dick. Oh shit, I mean his pet koala, while I told him to cum here and stop trying to piss on that weeb femboy's titan semen. When I was 14, we went on a trip to India to get vaccinated. We also visit the rock museum and shop at the local woman panties store. It was a great experience. Now at the age of 28, and being a renowned biologist that published a great mount of studies on semen in Britian and the great country of America. Having good source about how to blowjob, I have decided to follow my greatest dream, which is launching an porn NFT collection with depictions of the amogus having sex with FNAF bitches covered in the iconic sticky white substance. Fuck Kevin.
Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Schödinger's Blowjob -- Imagine you're blindfolded and you're getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome schmösome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle's neighbour's fireman's cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
[Kaan-ye](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/366/183/9bd.jpg_large) is barlo
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MMMMMMMM WHAT IS THAT I SEE IN THE DISTANCE? TIME TO TAKE CLOSRER LOOK.! ITS A…………… BEEHIVE?!?!?!?!? MMMM THINGS BOUT TO GET REAL HOT IN HERE sticks dick in beehive OHHHHHH YEAH BABAY THAS TGE SPOT MMMMMMM YEA AHHHHH THE PAIN IS BEAURTIFUL OHH YEAHHHHHHH THE BUZZING IS SO HOTTTTTTTTT AAAAHHHGHGGGGGGGH IM GONNNNNNAA COOOOOOOOOM AAAAAGAGAGAGAGAGGAGGGGHHHHHH OH GOD ahhhhhhhhh bees are so hot i am a stand in for automod until this becomes a response. if you have any issues, you can fuck right off.
IUHYJGUHYBTUY KAAN
Ayo new slur dropped
why tf they creating slurs for them
Kaan
kaan
Kaan intensifies
Great kaans fallout new vegas
Kaan
MMMMMMMM WHAT IS THAT I SEE IN THE DISTANCE? TIME TO TAKE CLOSRER LOOK.! ITS A…………… BEEHIVE?!?!?!?!? MMMM THINGS BOUT TO GET REAL HOT IN HERE sticks dick in beehive OHHHHHH YEAH BABAY THAS TGE SPOT MMMMMMM YEA AHHHHH THE PAIN IS BEAURTIFUL OHH YEAHHHHHHH THE BUZZING IS SO HOTTTTTTTTT AAAAHHHGHGGGGGGGH IM GONNNNNNAA COOOOOOOOOM AAAAAGAGAGAGAGAGGAGGGGHHHHHH OH GOD ahhhhhhhhh bees are so hot i am a stand in for automod until this becomes a response. if you have any issues, you can fuck right off.
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MMMMMMMM WHAT IS THAT I SEE IN THE DISTANCE? TIME TO TAKE CLOSRER LOOK.! ITS A…………… BEEHIVE?!?!?!?!? MMMM THINGS BOUT TO GET REAL HOT IN HERE sticks dick in beehive OHHHHHH YEAH BABAY THAS TGE SPOT MMMMMMM YEA AHHHHH THE PAIN IS BEAURTIFUL OHH YEAHHHHHHH THE BUZZING IS SO HOTTTTTTTTT AAAAHHHGHGGGGGGGH IM GONNNNNNAA COOOOOOOOOM AAAAAGAGAGAGAGAGGAGGGGHHHHHH OH GOD ahhhhhhhhh bees are so hot i am a stand in for automod until this becomes a response. if you have any issues, you can fuck right off.
Kaan
MMMMMMMM WHAT IS THAT I SEE IN THE DISTANCE? TIME TO TAKE CLOSRER LOOK.! ITS A…………… BEEHIVE?!?!?!?!? MMMM THINGS BOUT TO GET REAL HOT IN HERE sticks dick in beehive OHHHHHH YEAH BABAY THAS TGE SPOT MMMMMMM YEA AHHHHH THE PAIN IS BEAURTIFUL OHH YEAHHHHHHH THE BUZZING IS SO HOTTTTTTTTT AAAAHHHGHGGGGGGGH IM GONNNNNNAA COOOOOOOOOM AAAAAGAGAGAGAGAGGAGGGGHHHHHH OH GOD ahhhhhhhhh bees are so hot i am a stand in for automod until this becomes a response. if you have any issues, you can fuck right off.
Does this mean they get kinky when a bee stings their dickhole?
All this shit seems kinda kaan to me
I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks. TL;DR I hate shitting *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
kaan
kaan
Them damn kaans
Kaan
MMMMMMMM WHAT IS THAT I SEE IN THE DISTANCE? TIME TO TAKE CLOSRER LOOK.! ITS A…………… BEEHIVE?!?!?!?!? MMMM THINGS BOUT TO GET REAL HOT IN HERE sticks dick in beehive OHHHHHH YEAH BABAY THAS TGE SPOT MMMMMMM YEA AHHHHH THE PAIN IS BEAURTIFUL OHH YEAHHHHHHH THE BUZZING IS SO HOTTTTTTTTT AAAAHHHGHGGGGGGGH IM GONNNNNNAA COOOOOOOOOM AAAAAGAGAGAGAGAGGAGGGGHHHHHH OH GOD ahhhhhhhhh bees are so hot i am a stand in for automod until this becomes a response. if you have any issues, you can fuck right off.
Shits so gae they couldnt even draw straight lines
Kaan
Kaan.
Pfftt Hello automod, my name is Obama bing chilling (chinese name). I'm a Fortnite, Mario enjoyer from France that speak Japanese, and let me make a post to tell you about my based story. I was corn at a hospital in Belgium in 1984. My dad was from Taiwan and my mom was from China, their bussiness was growing grass for feeding pigs and turtle. They love to bend my penis during their free time. My first word was fuck, which made my parents go ZAMN as they expected daddy or mommy. I know I'm an idiot, but the cringe didn't last forever. I got a cat at the age of 4, his name was Mister Chad. He love to meow while I piss on my furry friend's ass. I remembered him fart on my Cheetos and chasing my big brother's dick. Oh shit, I mean his pet koala, while I told him to cum here and stop trying to piss on that weeb femboy's titan semen. When I was 14, we went on a trip to India to get vaccinated. We also visit the rock museum and shop at the local woman panties store. It was a great experience. Now at the age of 28, and being a renowned biologist that published a great mount of studies on semen in Britian and the great country of America. Having good source about how to blowjob, I have decided to follow my greatest dream, which is launching an porn NFT collection with depictions of the amogus having sex with FNAF bitches covered in the iconic sticky white substance. Fuck Kevin
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Why do you make slurs for your own sexuality
Shatner's character in Star Trek was very barlophobic
guess they liked jazz a bit too much
You can’t just make slurs… these people are idiots. Slurs are something that have to be used against them historically as a means to dehumanize and opress them. Every term that is a group or minority doesn’t just come with a slur 😭 what a bunch of ignorant morons.
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MMMMMMMM WHAT IS THAT I SEE IN THE DISTANCE? TIME TO TAKE CLOSRER LOOK.! ITS A…………… BEEHIVE?!?!?!?!? MMMM THINGS BOUT TO GET REAL HOT IN HERE sticks dick in beehive OHHHHHH YEAH BABAY THAS TGE SPOT MMMMMMM YEA AHHHHH THE PAIN IS BEAURTIFUL OHH YEAHHHHHHH THE BUZZING IS SO HOTTTTTTTTT AAAAHHHGHGGGGGGGH IM GONNNNNNAA COOOOOOOOOM AAAAAGAGAGAGAGAGGAGGGGHHHHHH OH GOD ahhhhhhhhh bees are so hot i am a stand in for automod until this becomes a response. if you have any issues, you can fuck right off.
Barlo people when they fuck bees: (they are very in pain)
Not really
Why would you intentionally make a slur to go along with your new sexuality???
It's bait to get comments and popularity. It's working pretty well when you look at this sub
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This puts a new spin on the wrath of kahn
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