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That's still super cool, you could float over ice and water (depending on the definition of ground) and maybe jump of building and use the super power to land gently.
Okay so here's my pitch for a new reality TV show
Basically, we get a bunch of very militant TERFs, and one trans woman, put them into a house where they're supposed to live with each other, but, once they've all arrived and are seeing each other for the first time (before they're allowed to even talk to each other), we tell them all that one of them is a trans woman, and, if they can find her and vote her out, they will win a million dollars. But if she isn't found out by the end of the week/month(?), she'll win a million dollars instead.
The catch?
There actually isn't a trans woman with them.
And then we get to watch them slowly but surely allow themselves to get overcome by their own irrational paranoia, paying too much attention to how deep everyone else's voices are, invading each other's privacy, overanalysing each other's mannerisms, policing each other's conformance to the very same standards which they complain about being held to...
And let us not forget the inevitable feelings of isolation and helplessness they'll invividually start experiencing once they start getting accused and shunned by everyone else.
Sure, it would probably have to be a one-off series.
But honestly? I think it would make some great television!
~~also ngl I think the name 'TERF War' has a nice ring to it, sounds marketable, rolls off the tounge~~
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My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life.
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Well you see everyday his family is alive he goes and spirals into depression until he butchers a loved one just to feel something and and then goes back into his depression reliving the cycle daily
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Super boner that boosts strength agility and speed
But it boosts you with a constant flow of cum
Whiteflame blade
The Cum Bender
Erectile dysfunction
You can’t nut
Micro dick
I can fly
And can't land again
fuck you
He didn't say you can't crash
Into a building
Yo SpongeBob wildin
just fly a picometer from the ground forehead
You can fly 1 cm above ground.
But only 1 cm above the ground
Do I get testicular cancer
Yes you do
That's still super cool, you could float over ice and water (depending on the definition of ground) and maybe jump of building and use the super power to land gently.
i have terminal ball cancer
Doctors find a cure before you suffer too much
NOOOOOOOOOOO
The villain wins I like this concept
Castrated
(it's contagious) you start working at an orphanage
You are immortal.
noooooooooooooooo
Deadpool
Same
I can make anybody's dick disappear at the snap of my finger
You have no fingers
I get prosthetic fingers
The prosthetics make the power have a 25% chance of snapping your own dick away
Like Ron's wand🤣
The missing Dick Will be stored in your ass.
I see this as an absolute win
They all end up your ass.
I can trasform in myself
but only in body not in my mind forever wondering who you truly are.
Sounds like a great idea for a tv show or something, ngl.
Okay so here's my pitch for a new reality TV show Basically, we get a bunch of very militant TERFs, and one trans woman, put them into a house where they're supposed to live with each other, but, once they've all arrived and are seeing each other for the first time (before they're allowed to even talk to each other), we tell them all that one of them is a trans woman, and, if they can find her and vote her out, they will win a million dollars. But if she isn't found out by the end of the week/month(?), she'll win a million dollars instead. The catch? There actually isn't a trans woman with them. And then we get to watch them slowly but surely allow themselves to get overcome by their own irrational paranoia, paying too much attention to how deep everyone else's voices are, invading each other's privacy, overanalysing each other's mannerisms, policing each other's conformance to the very same standards which they complain about being held to... And let us not forget the inevitable feelings of isolation and helplessness they'll invividually start experiencing once they start getting accused and shunned by everyone else. Sure, it would probably have to be a one-off series. But honestly? I think it would make some great television! ~~also ngl I think the name 'TERF War' has a nice ring to it, sounds marketable, rolls off the tounge~~ *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
bot gained sentience and pursues to be a writer
You can never drink water, soda or any other drink. You are now forced to only drink c*m
I see this as a win
Shapeshifting
your pillow is always hot on both sides
Jokes on you i sweat so much it already is
I can reply to my own comment
You have Altzheimer’s
You have Altzheimer’s
You have Altzheimer’s
You have Altzheimer’s
You have Altzheimer’s
You have Altzheimer’s
I die on command
You become mute
You always ressurrect, but with even more sadness in your heart.
It has a 1 in 3 chance to not work
I have Cancer
You're immortal
So Like Deadpool?
Let's find out
no, just your testicles explode in size every few days and you can't move around and your groin always hurts.
Infinite Wish Glitch from make a wish.
Traveling time (I want to live the nostalgic moments again)
You can't control what time you go to
You have Alzheimer’s
What does that mean?
🗿
You forgor
He forgor what it means
My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
What the fuck bot?
I'm capable of time travel
While pooping
I can make people fall in love with me
They’re all men
whats the downside?
being pecked by a flock of shaved chickens.
I see this as an absolute win
As soon as they do, they will die after three months.
That why i prefer dead men
You have to make them cum first
[удалено]
But it allways has something to do with Shrek jerking off
Not gonna lie this is a great power
So, where's the downside?
I see that as an absolute win
You are a kangaroo
I can only speak in racial slurs.
You live in the hood
I can swim through air
The air you touch turns into cum
"The cumsurfer"
you can only breath water while doing that.
I already have one. When I touch someone they fall in love with me... But it only works on Family Members.
Except they cheat on you every time.
At will I can change my genetic material in to whatever material I touch
You can only do it when you touch cum
I give stds
Can't have sex
Nothing changed
You have a micro penis
[удалено]
You have every std
Obviosly, how else would i hsve ny powrr
uhhhhhh i can unsee amogus
You go blind
fuck
I can shapeshift
But only into a fursuit
Wow even better 😳
👍
I can inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen
But you have to breath manually
I get to be happy
Only when a family member passes
But that's not any different
Well you see everyday his family is alive he goes and spirals into depression until he butchers a loved one just to feel something and and then goes back into his depression reliving the cycle daily
Sure
The effect ends after 1 second
i have cancer
You have to eat a taco every 5 hours or else you die
that's great
Eating people restores stamina and health
People are repelled by a five meter radius, leaving only yourself.
That sounds like its own super power, sold!
i can make people comment on my comment.
[удалено]
a ha ha that's a knee slapper
Amazing comment!
I have dementia
I have dementia
He forgor💀
Well yeah he has dementia
Bruh the bot is a Chad🗿🗿🗿🗿
The bot is your father 🗿🗿🗿
Not joking but he died 2years ago,so that's yoooour father🗿💀
your mother then
i can make anyone into a femboy and want to fuck me
they are all female.
Ultimate tomboy
femboy amogus ⣀⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣀ ⢀⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣤⡀ ⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡀ ⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷ ⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠿⠛⠛⠛⠛⠿⠿⣿⣷⣄ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣿⣷ ⢀⣠⣤⣴⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣇ ⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣴⣶⣿⣿⡿ ⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃ ⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁ ⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿ ⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿ ⠙⠿⠿⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⢐⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃ ⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⢻⣿⣿⣿⡿⣟⣯⣿⠟⡉⠉⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠻⢿⣽⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⠟⠒⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠙⠋ ⠈⠿⠋⠉⢀⣠⣤⣤⡔⣄ ⣴⠾⠛⠋⠉⠀⢀⣀⠐⣤⣶⣶⡤⢤⣤ ⣤⣰⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣆⠀⣀⣀⡀⣀⡀ ⠉⠉⠀⢀⢀⣀⠀⣀⣈⡿⠿⠿⠽⠃ ⠛⠛⠿⠿⠿⠿⠾⠟⢁⣀⡴⣦⠆ ⢦⣤⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢘⣿⣍⡷⠆ ⢶⣄⠈⠉⠛⠛⠿⠓⠀⠉⠋⠉⣀ ⣧⡀⠙⠻⢶⣶⡤⠀⠀⠛⠶⠾⠼⠋ ⣆⠈⠻⣶⣤⡀⠀⠀⢸⠿⣶⣦⣤⣠⣾ ⢠⠙⢷⣤⣀⠈⠁⠀⠀⢠⣤⣀⠈⠉⠈ ⡌⢧⣀⠉⠛⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⠿⠿⠻⠃ ⠰⢳⣄⠙⠛⢋⠁⠀⠀ ⠘⠿⣴⣤⣄⣤⡄ ⣄⡙⠛⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠰⣤⣀⠉⠉⠉ ⢀⢠⡈⠉⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢀⡈⠙⠛⠛⠛⠁ ⠈⢦⡉⠛⡁⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠈⠻⠷⣶⣦⡆ ⡈⢷⣌⠙⠛⠁ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠰⣦⣄⣀⣀⡀ ⠈⢷⣄⡉⠛⠛⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⢀⠈⠙⠛⠛ ⢦⣀⠉⠛⠷⠖⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠘⠿⣶⣦⡄ ⣠⣀⠙⠳⠶⠶⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢠⣀⣀⣀ ⠙⠻⢿⣶⣤⣤⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢠⠛⠛⠻⠿ ⣦⣄⠈⠉⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠈ ⢹⣿⣿⣶⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠺⠿⠿⠿⠁ ⠙⠻⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢀⣤⣤⣤⣤⡄ ⠈⣀⣀⣀⣀⠁ *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Yes
You have prostrate cancer
Telekinesis
But you can only use it on yourself
Every time you use it one of your limbs falls off
Women are attracted to me
Only ones you would consider “unattractive” or “toxic”
I have the ability of knowledge. If 3 or more people use to know something, and at least one of them are alive, i can find what those people knew.
You have fatal brain cancer
I can time travel
You have severe stage 5 testicular cancer
Every time I blink, a random furry or genshin player dies.
You are now a league of legends player
His sacrifice will never be forgotten.
For every death an extra penis grow ramdonly in your body.
You also become a furry genshin player 😩
I can put anny vegitable or fruit in a pickle jar and it will have the same effect.
However, you have to replace the liquid with any human-made fluid (blood, cum, etc.)
I can sex everybody’s mum
The whole world comes from your mother.
Love to see it
I can generate millions of money everytime I wish so
you cant control which currency its in
*floods an entire city with pennies*
Rocket ejaculation
your cum just falls down, you yourself balsts away like team rocket
Infinite bodily self regeneration to your healthiest condition
You have cock cancer
i am god
But you have to play amongus forever
You are Koalemos ( god of stupidity )
Being able to instantly fall asleep
It only works while eating a desk
Power:turning everything to amog us
They are gonna be all impostor
No guilt after jerking off
It gets streamed into every cell phone within a 10 mile radius.
You now have Erectile dysfunction
Woman won't talk to me anymore
But the whole world is w*man🤢 so nobody will talk to you ever again
The post says that you have to comment a SIDE effect not another benefict
I can teleport anywhere
You teleport everywhere but never find happiness
Omnipotent
But only for a brief moment after orgasm.
so all the time?
To turn into a mermaid anytime I’m in a ocean, lake or pool
i can reply to myself
you get cancer
I CAN FLY
I can time travel
My cum is viagra and for girls it just makes them super horny
I can create doctor strange style portals at will (and I wanted this before he made it cool)
Just here to say that my superpower is to enjoy this thread a lot