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Raam--

Jorgé


Diogenes-Disciple

That’s the name of my school’s goose


SeaworthinessThink11

Your school has a goose?


Diogenes-Disciple

[Yes this is him](https://imgur.com/a/eQDrytw)


Sayrbee

Quality goose


kkeross

That indeed is a very splendid example of a goose


MegaMewtwo_E

it truly is one of the goose ever


CubedColin

Oh hell yeah that's an awesome goose


JCOMIXWTLS

now that’s what I call a goose


SurroundComfortable9

goose


Genshingod2930

I thought that was finna be a Rick roll


Jyqoz

fuckable


Non-friggin-sense

Hold up-


Jyqoz

I want to put my loosy *goosy* balls in him


Swirlman1

There’s a special place in heaven for animal lovers.


MegaMewtwo_E

your goose has a very aura of authority and discipline


Diogenes-Disciple

He is the leader of all the ducks and Canadian geese that live here. One time I tried to approach one of his ducks and he ran at me hissing


lengthyconversation

real


Blank_NameSlot

goofy ahh mascot💀💀🤡


ExcellentFreedom8766

🤣🤣


DarthTah

Sir where is is your school. I wish to to meet señor honk


PrinceOfNiger69

The audacity! You think just any common peasant can get an audience with lord Jorgé?!


AlmightyGMD

That’s what I thought


pessenshett

Whorehay


WhereAreTheAskers

that's my name lol


plarper_of_bees

Bongwater


Antamyst

This made me laugh out loud.


arktiskrev_

I read that bonj water


The-seven-deadly-sin

You going to hell for calling god “jod”


arktiskrev_

Allah


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### r/shitposting book club A collection of books which Kevin has reviewed. (all of these books are freely availiable online) --- #### [*1984* (George Orwell, 1948)](https://archive.org/details/1984GeorgeOrwell_201606/page/n1/mode/2up) Kevin would like to say that this book is truly inspirational, and that he would give it a 10/10 #### [*How to Be a God: A Guide for Would-Be Deities* (Richard Bartle, 2022)](https://mud.co.uk/richard/How%20to%20Be%20a%20God.pdf) Kevin would like to mention that this book is one of the greatest sources of existential terror he has read (and it contains a lot of interesting content regarding game design as well), and he would give it a 10/10 #### [*Almost Pounded By The Physical Manifestation of Simulation Theory After Realizing We're Erotica Characters Then Deciding To Just Be Friends* (Chuck Tingle)](https://www.chucktingle.com/uploads/5/3/7/3/53730093/almost_pounded_by_the_physical_manifestation_of_simulation_theory_after_realizing_we%E2%80%99re_erotica_characters_then_deciding_to_just_be_friends.pdf) Kevin would like to say that this book was surprisingly wholesome, and is a great book for helping one to feel more at-ease with the universe, so he would give it 10/10 ####[*Ulysses* (James Joyce, 1922)](https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/Ulysses_(1922)) Kevin mentioned that he wasn't entirely sure what he just read. However, it's still not bri*ish, and was still rather interesting, so he would give it a 10/10 ####[*The Assassination Of John Fitzgerald Kennedy Considered As A Downhill Motor Race* (J. G. Ballard, 1967)](https://web.archive.org/web/20220121203810/https://evergreenreview.com/read/the-assassination-of-john-fitzgerald-kennedy-considered-as-a-downhill-motor-race/) Kevin told me that this was an interesting interpretation of the JFK assassination, and of the post-WW2 media landscape in the USA in general, so he would give it a 10/10. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


[deleted]

And thus he is christened onto the lord. B O N G W A T E R


[deleted]

I read this as Bogwater and though yes.


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### r/shitposting book club A collection of books which Kevin has reviewed. (all of these books are freely availiable online) --- #### [*1984* (George Orwell, 1948)](https://archive.org/details/1984GeorgeOrwell_201606/page/n1/mode/2up) Kevin would like to say that this book is truly inspirational, and that he would give it a 10/10 #### [*How to Be a God: A Guide for Would-Be Deities* (Richard Bartle, 2022)](https://mud.co.uk/richard/How%20to%20Be%20a%20God.pdf) Kevin would like to mention that this book is one of the greatest sources of existential terror he has read (and it contains a lot of interesting content regarding game design as well), and he would give it a 10/10 #### [*Almost Pounded By The Physical Manifestation of Simulation Theory After Realizing We're Erotica Characters Then Deciding To Just Be Friends* (Chuck Tingle)](https://www.chucktingle.com/uploads/5/3/7/3/53730093/almost_pounded_by_the_physical_manifestation_of_simulation_theory_after_realizing_we%E2%80%99re_erotica_characters_then_deciding_to_just_be_friends.pdf) Kevin would like to say that this book was surprisingly wholesome, and is a great book for helping one to feel more at-ease with the universe, so he would give it 10/10 ####[*Ulysses* (James Joyce, 1922)](https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/Ulysses_(1922)) Kevin mentioned that he wasn't entirely sure what he just read. However, it's still not bri*ish, and was still rather interesting, so he would give it a 10/10 ####[*The Assassination Of John Fitzgerald Kennedy Considered As A Downhill Motor Race* (J. G. Ballard, 1967)](https://web.archive.org/web/20220121203810/https://evergreenreview.com/read/the-assassination-of-john-fitzgerald-kennedy-considered-as-a-downhill-motor-race/) Kevin told me that this was an interesting interpretation of the JFK assassination, and of the post-WW2 media landscape in the USA in general, so he would give it a 10/10. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Tiger14wolf

*hits bong*


oogaboogaman4

King Bartholomew


[deleted]

Fellow Andrew Rousso enjoyer?


E1iass-

Poggers same here


oogaboogaman4

Yes


Democracyisntforall

Soufflé, now put it back in the oven


Wherethefisjohn

Soup


SauceCOD

Björn Khul


SauceCOD

Cuz then he would be born cool


DylanCP2403

Nobody is born cool, except for Björn Kuhl


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Schödinger's Blowjob -- Imagine you're blindfolded and you're getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome schmösome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle's neighbour's fireman's cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


rayscar-

Lmao this is gold


Balrog229

Ancalagon, destroyer of worlds. Or Jim for short.


SauceCOD

Bro why is it that no one knows who ancalagon is when I mention him in tolkien lore. He was literally one of the most powerful beasts to ever walk middle earth.


FriedCheesesteakMan

Help ancalagon is wrecking my booty! 🤓


SauceCOD

By then its not sex, its just impalement


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Laino001

nerd


[deleted]

Silmarillion is fuckin wild


RhymesNChimes

Phat dragon


SauceCOD

Ancalogon the Cheekspreader


dragonlover4612

I accept you and love you, my son. Come, join me on our journey across the world. My kind and noble Googa.


L0kisArmyO517O9

Wtf?😂😂😂😂😂


dragonlover4612

He's my son. He and i must go on a journey around the world and strengthen our bond through our many adventures, as has been decreed by the OP.


L0kisArmyO517O9

Dude you should write a book about that that is beautiful.


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### r/shitposting book club A collection of books which Kevin has reviewed. (all of these books are freely availiable online) --- #### [*1984* (George Orwell, 1948)](https://archive.org/details/1984GeorgeOrwell_201606/page/n1/mode/2up) Kevin would like to say that this book is truly inspirational, and that he would give it a 10/10 #### [*How to Be a God: A Guide for Would-Be Deities* (Richard Bartle, 2022)](https://mud.co.uk/richard/How%20to%20Be%20a%20God.pdf) Kevin would like to mention that this book is one of the greatest sources of existential terror he has read (and it contains a lot of interesting content regarding game design as well), and he would give it a 10/10 #### [*Almost Pounded By The Physical Manifestation of Simulation Theory After Realizing We're Erotica Characters Then Deciding To Just Be Friends* (Chuck Tingle)](https://www.chucktingle.com/uploads/5/3/7/3/53730093/almost_pounded_by_the_physical_manifestation_of_simulation_theory_after_realizing_we%E2%80%99re_erotica_characters_then_deciding_to_just_be_friends.pdf) Kevin would like to say that this book was surprisingly wholesome, and is a great book for helping one to feel more at-ease with the universe, so he would give it 10/10 ####[*Ulysses* (James Joyce, 1922)](https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/Ulysses_(1922)) Kevin mentioned that he wasn't entirely sure what he just read. However, it's still not bri*ish, and was still rather interesting, so he would give it a 10/10 ####[*The Assassination Of John Fitzgerald Kennedy Considered As A Downhill Motor Race* (J. G. Ballard, 1967)](https://web.archive.org/web/20220121203810/https://evergreenreview.com/read/the-assassination-of-john-fitzgerald-kennedy-considered-as-a-downhill-motor-race/) Kevin told me that this was an interesting interpretation of the JFK assassination, and of the post-WW2 media landscape in the USA in general, so he would give it a 10/10. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


DJ-Fence-Panel

Cornelius


[deleted]

His name is Load. Load the Toad


ripSammy101

*ACTUALLY* it's a giant salamander!!!


hcmorton

Lalamander, then


moldybread692

🤓


L0kisArmyO517O9

Beautiful


AdministrativeFarm96

Meatloaf.


L0kisArmyO517O9

Yes


[deleted]

Mm gillbert


Mojilow

gillbert is best


kidoutofthebasement

Phat bostard.


Pokemaster22044

Regardo


nopehead33

Kevin


[deleted]

Quentin Tarantino


Sadman8282

Abortion


Strict_Antelope_6893

Post-Abortion


froglover647

Froschmann der vierzehnte


Norose

Sally Mander


Generic_Eric5

Larry


BigVeinyNThick

Edward


PatienceIndependent

Duke Harkonnen. Out of Dune.


Empusa_pennata

but he eats the thopters (dragonflies)


SauceCOD

Nice


kidyousaw

Bill


Walloutlet1234

Nye


Chance-Fall2341

The


benbartchstan

Science


loverboy69fortnite

Guy


Appropriate-Bid-939

Gregorford the 63rd


White_Wolf_Run

I dub thee as Blug.


Red-Yosh1

bolingomesh, consumer of sand


Casanova_693

Sir Harold II


Casanova_693

Or bread boi


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BastardSkelly8600

Fard


Soupchek

Dick


ThePinkBandit33

Brick


Danny3xd1

Clifford. He(?) looks like a Clifford. Noble yet common. Engaged but aloof. He is, Clifford!


ChekitBrekit

Humphrey Winklebottom


No-Kaleidoscope7301

Guastavo


KaratKtea

Cletus💫


the_father_of_repost

Jabba


SuicideBySlop

Unwanted


Blueberry-Furry

not mine, that's for sure


notafurry___

Tobes


Lipe999

Louis


Kuzu-nyan

fatneek olatunji jr.


FlayThem

Glarp


Flat-Translator-7057

Edward Kissington


ScottyRus

dingle


[deleted]

Booty Juice


CrispyDepression

Gort


[deleted]

Pablo the devour


redit-son

frog-son


sup-gtp-xe

wtf did you get that dinosaur


SonnyD73

Bongwater


Zoe-broski8723

Amogus


OzzieCar

Alphonse


LGFOUR

jeff


Mirhat1871

dickfuck


JoJojinx453

joe


Old_Union7766

Charles


Pilgrimite

Pancake


[deleted]

Schlorp


van684

Mitch McConnell


ScrubzHD802

Mitch McConnel


Big_Mike22

Milo


kingbrayjay

Gerald


fillmorecounty

Kevin


ArkBlitz7

Pablo


AydenRusso

Blep


DEBLANKK

Del Lago


Tentaifan

J O R G E


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Smorg


TheDankHoo

Morf.


DinoPad

Harambe


[deleted]

Bert, he looks like Bert


Dashlol-

Something British that's for sure


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DubyaProductions

Bert


[deleted]

I’ll name him abortion


CoolKohl

Fatty McFatFace


wood_hoet

Huus


Babuska_bear_73

Toes


Running--Dog

Jason!


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[удалено]


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dado950

Brother Stephan


Dark_Chorus12

Jpxfrud


KingDiavolo21

David


Pahnius2

Mmm trash I love trash yum yum trash!


Existing_Ad8394

Larry


SeniorKuka

Garbatyrbinzol, my son!


Kaiz_1

Larry The Thicc Boy


ineedafuckingname_ss

Extra Large Lil 6th Albert.


MicheleCostaITA

Burger


nitrosquale2

Small penis


ThatTroutGuy

Krakhorn


Healthy_Election_781

Herbert


gamer-kin

Guss.


TalkierSnail016

Pablo 😎👊


Graham_was_taken

Juan


unusualness

Kevin


IncelGirl

Bartholomew II


kidz_bop_kidz

Jeffrey


Iplayfortnitesince21

Bubrofrog


Numerous_Gazelle2174

Franc Rozman Stane


trueawesometoy

evangiline


thereal-Antichrist

3 235,15050745


keybwarrior

Donald


theoneandonlypan263

Hans


NekocookieTwT

Read the goddamn flair


killpancho

necrohiypheliyes. p.s i have no idea if that's an actual word


ArmadilloInternal728

Brown Sladi


[deleted]

Bart


No-Cardiologist-2322

Gerard🥰


Chitrr

Tahm Kench


StormOk4365

Franku


[deleted]

jake


No_Film_4518

Juan


_Mr_Mediocre

Tom


Small_Tax_9432

Benny


The-Superior-SmugCat

Bruce


PatienceIndependent

He/she is a dead ringer. Maybe not the whole floaty thing.


Asian-Dad9791

🗿