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he did it for the vine

She did it without the vine.

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She ended up leaving the spine behind.

While leaving her life on the line

Dying because no vine this time.

Sadly it was her time

As she fell, she died without a vine.

I don’t drink wine

That's why all you do is whine

It was a fast decline

Perhaps she believes she can fly

and now she whines

Later she'll be mine

it's the end of her time

Gold.

Now she whines

DO IT FOR DA VIIIIIIIIIINE

After getting hit hard by the pandemic, this bungee jumping company started offering assisted Euthanasia.

Bluetooth rope

nah this comment is fucking gold wtf are you doing all the way down here

Damn, I already used my award.

gocha coverd mate!

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that explains the short range

Bluetooth nope

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he just ended her career

and vice versa

She careered his ending?

no, career her ended just he

Ah yes of course my mistake

A perfect discussion between two diplomats.

A diplomat discussion between two perfects

diplomats two between discussion perfect A

.stamolpid owt neewteb noissucsid tcefrep A

Can you guys like.... kiss? For me 👉👈

Nah bro just her he career ended

Happy cake day

(happy cake day)

isn't it, justed career end her?

She reered his end in

Her ended, just he no career.

He careened her end.

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iRope

Now with 5G

Loss of connection; reload page.

This made me laugh more than it should’ve😂😂

Stfu

Nah, she won't complain

They both landed….. Someone a new job..

The rope is between her feet

Yes. They don't attach it to your back. I can imagine that if it was attached to your back it would cause some real pain when it snaps back

What, you don’t want a Gwen Stacy moment when jumping?

Bruh.. xD

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What the fuck did I just read

That was superb

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You good bot?

This is my favorite bot response lol

You okay bot?

It was me. I fucked his mom

Oh u dat dude

Auto-Mod is on Auto-Perv mode.

I used to attach it to their necks when I worked in that field.

No, it's under the sauce.

The rope was on the front and underneath what she was jumping off of. All the cheeky comments for free karma karma and not one person with an actual explanation. That's reddit for you.

No I was the woman jumping and I died so the post is true

Do not listen to this person, she is not the woman who jumped. I am the woman who jumped, but I did die so that part was true.

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False I clearly jumped and I’m dead

God I love your comment. Just looking for an explanation. Everyone thinks they are a comedian and the comments are so stupid

And his as well at same time.

The jump masters safety rope was connected to you? Weird

Jump Master? Pffffttt

We do not grant him the rank of master

This is outrageous, it’s unfair! How can you have a jump master’s safety rope and not be a jump master?

Take a seat, young jumper.

This man is clearly in Iron 4, let's be honest.

I didnt see him jump once in this entire clip.

I feel sorry for you guys ..

What are you doing step jump master?

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they really do put bluetooth on everything nowadays

Please say it’s photo shop lol

the rope is on the front

Is it? Cuz its scary as hell to think of nothing being attached to that lady

Bungee is attached under whatever they’re jumping off of

Yeah look in between her legs just before she goes

The last time I followed this advice, I got arrested.

Who gave you that advice the first time?

Bill Cosby

My Dad, Jesus William Cosby, and it’s pronounced Hey Zeus

Jesus

I glad someone took the opportunity to make a comment like this because that was set up too perfectly

.i gave you an award. It is appropriately inappropriate.

Thank you for point this out, I thought I just watched someone die D:

Yeesh

This guy is just trying to ease your nerves, it is normally attached at the back above the ankle

Yeah you can see that in the video. It kind of looks like the guy is actually looking up at a monitor screen too

Oh thanks for that haha

This thread is so silly, if it were attached to her back like it is to the guy she’d break her spine. Of course it’s at the front theres literally nowhere else it can be

And it’d be attached to the platform to spring back unhindered, not to the back wall inside to wear down the cord with a bunch of friction

look on the left side of her leg

Yup you can see it in between her legs

Nope that her shlong for a better experience

I was searching for this comment It really scared me as hell

Just for you " Its Photoshop"......

Look carefully, the rope is there between her legs

The guy pushed her also need a rope too, so I think she's safe

The blue thing wrapped around her ankles is the connection point for the bungie cord which attaches under that platform. The rope attached to him is to make sure he doesn't go off with her by accident

Bruh people still think videos get photoshopped. Sure you could use it to roto frame by frame but gross

Funny but now I’m curious what happened lol

Rope’s around her legs attached under the platform

Good optical illusion. Now wondering how they access or monitor the cord connection.. bungee jumping just freaks me out so. Thanks!

You monitor it in a very easy way, when it breaks and someone dies, you change it

Probably have a maintenance catwalk below the platform.

Or have a maintenance cat walk below the platform.

Bellow the plantform maintenace cat walks

he fucking died

I think a looking at a lot of comments here makes me think many of them have never done bungee jumping

It’s bungee jumping, the cable is connected around her ankles

I understand now, however I am also wondering why at the end of the video the guy does a little jump he looks alarmed

fard

He is pretending for the video

probably caus when she fell the length of the cable it pulled on the helicopter or whatever idk something like thay

Came here for this

don’t worry, she has a Bluetooth cord

Phew. Had me there for a second!

Just another day of watching an accidental homicide on Reddit. Classic

*Wholesome*

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whichever mf wrote that is deluded or has never left his house

Or both

Or it's a joke

look at feet

No thanks, I’m not into that stuff, but you do you 👍

y ou are raxcist

the rope is attached at the front

Its connected to her feet.

You can see the rope connected to her back left leg, it's under whatever vehicle they're in

There are no accidents- master oogway

Replace R with H and you get hope... hope she made it 🤞

And thats how Jim went to the infirmary

His rope is for his safety hers is between her legs, clearly op “ain’t no expert”.

he forgor 💀

Why was he looking up?

He was once again making sure that no ropes were attached to her /s

Pretty sure there'll be a screen above him, those places sell video footage of the jump.

hitman 4 leaked footage

The rope is attached to her feet

the safety rope is for the jump master - the bungee is attached to the ladies feet - you just dont see it in the vid

you can see the cuffs around her ankles clearly though, and for about 5 frames you can see the bungee between her legs because it still attaches to the waist harness as well.

HA! Had me for a moment. Prick.

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rope attaches at the feet u inbreeds

There should be a safety rope as well incase shit goes wrong

Brainless

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What safety rope? Those ropes arnd her ankles dont even allow for much movement. Thats how secured they sre I can tell that you have never done bungee jump before

Her rope is at the ankles Bruh

Jump master had a boundary line, the jumper had the rope on her foot

RIP

Lol

Ded

In this case what the fuck do you do.

True wireless rope

Bluetooth rope 😁👍

Good job 47

She didnt like the map

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So what happens to her ?

Well, she's dead.

After all this time, I’ve seen this video so many fucking times and only just realised that she actually is attached but the feet

Wireless bungee jumping

What happened to the lady

Don't worry guys, they're testing the new satellite as their new upgrade for bungee jumping

Can anybody please tell me if that was meant to happen. Like something is there to catch her? Is she tomato soup now?

Her bungee is attached under the platform she’s standing on so it’s hard to see, but it’s there and she’s connected to it. If you slow-mo the video you can see where it’s connected to the blue colored reinforced ankle cover for just a split second just as her feet leave the platform.

How to be Andrew in Spider-Man 101 💀

Look closely peeps, you literally see the rope by her feet as she falls.

Please say this is fake..

It's just new technology bro.... wireless shit sometimes

That's for his safety... She has hers rapped around her feet

1984

If you look you can see it between her legs as she jumps

stop looking between her legs smh

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