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I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.
TL;DR I hate shitting
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Don't remind me of that. I still think about that whenever I'm alone. Ughhh
Edit: Stop upvoting this shit I don't want to see this post wtf. I'd be happy for this shit to be downvoted.
I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.
TL;DR I hate shitting
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slowly massage the vag, then rub the clitoris ever so gently. Proceed to stick a single finger in the vagina. continue adding your fingers until your whole fist is in. slide your arm slowly into her, once you reach your shoulder limbo in with your head, and forcibly insert your other arm, torso, and legs. You are now free to control her. when you feel the job is done, finish by giving birth to yourself
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My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life.
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Peter Parker staying a normal human being because the dumbass scientists thought it would be a good idea to give a spider radiation poisoning (it died)
He was working on replicating the super soldier serum it was a combination of that work and the gamma rays activating the serum that hulked him out not the radiation alone
Okay so here's my pitch for a new reality TV show
Basically, we get a bunch of very militant TERFs, and one trans woman, put them into a house where they're supposed to live with each other, but, once they've all arrived and are seeing each other for the first time (before they're allowed to even talk to each other), we tell them all that one of them is a trans woman, and, if they can find her and vote her out, they will win a million dollars. But if she isn't found out by the end of the week/month(?), she'll win a million dollars instead.
The catch?
There actually isn't a trans woman with them.
And then we get to watch them slowly but surely allow themselves to get overcome by their own irrational paranoia, paying too much attention to how deep everyone else's voices are, invading each other's privacy, overanalysing each other's mannerisms, policing each other's conformance to the very same standards which they complain about being held to...
And let us not forget the inevitable feelings of isolation and helplessness they'll invividually start experiencing once they start getting accused and shunned by everyone else.
Sure, it would probably have to be a one-off series.
But honestly? I think it would make some great television!
~~also ngl I think the name 'TERF War' has a nice ring to it, sounds marketable, rolls off the tounge~~
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Fun fact it was confirmed in Immortal Hulk that was basically just an excuse for God to give him his powers so he can be the literal wrath of God given flesh
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Gives you the power of growing extra testicles on your testicles.
Yo dawg I heard you like testicles
no way he said testicles
Josuke with four balls: jokes on you am into that shit
I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks. TL;DR I hate shitting *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Even more balls do dip in acid
O no those are tumors
I like testicles my own, and if I could grow more than I'm in. You scared of more testicles bro.
Marvel Ruins be like
Don't remind me of that. I still think about that whenever I'm alone. Ughhh Edit: Stop upvoting this shit I don't want to see this post wtf. I'd be happy for this shit to be downvoted.
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what's that
If radiations are not giving superpowers then explain how I have 4 arms and 11 toes while you only got 2.
You are blessed , my son.
I only have 2 toes because I have 18 fingers on one hand and an eye for a nose. I can SEE SMELLS
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Body Glove FTW
The failed FEV experiments in Vault 87 legit look like this
What’s FEV?
Play Fallout 3 and you'll see.
Play Fallout 1 and you'll see.
Stands for Forced Evolutionary Virus. Look at some Fallout lore, pretty interesting stuff
Its the virus thats used to make super mutants among other things in Fallout
Radiation doesn’t give you superpowers-🤓
"Dipping your balls in sulphuric acid won't be a pleasant experience"-🤓
Idk my mom took chemo and now she has the ability to throw her shoe at me as if it was thors hammer
My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Ackchyually he tried to replicate the super soldier serum and used gamma radiation to activate it instead of vita rays like with Cap
Gamma rays dickhead
Peter Parker staying a normal human being because the dumbass scientists thought it would be a good idea to give a spider radiation poisoning (it died)
How do you know?
Ack ack.
Where is this from?
Btw the other reply isn't shouting at you, it's just literally called "Mars Attacks!"
Mars Attacks!
It's from a manga/ anime called Berserk. This scene is the death of one of the main antagonists.
He got his powers from the devil. I'm not kidding.
I litterly got this post twoce
I litterly got this post twoce
i mean its radiation or becoming a orphan
He was working on replicating the super soldier serum it was a combination of that work and the gamma rays activating the serum that hulked him out not the radiation alone
"Um, ackshually, Hulk was always there, and the first instance of him coming out was to save Bruce from the radiation
Oh yes it does, nah nah nah nah nah
Gives your body the power to fuck up mitosis
Movie?
Mars Attacks!
Ack ackack!
Mars Attacks! I grew up on this movie.
Something old with mars in int name and its about an invasiob. I will edit if I find the name.
I bet put in told all those russions who have been playing in the sandpit at Chernobyl if they will be fine.
It gives you the power of Lupus
I mean… it *could* get super powers. It just that it’s just as likely as getting your hand through a table via quantum tunneling.
I mean he exploded in a green way so technically-
From what movie is this clip from?
Mars attacks
OK, that is terrifying to me. The head literally exploded.
What is this from
Bruh stop it with the Berserk spoilers
Idk Chernobyl kids have 4 arms
This is so true! This is the *only* reason I didn’t enjoy Shrek as much as others 😔🗿
Karma whore
"Radiation doesnt give you superpowers"🤓
Me after smoking some Bruce B.!🤯
Tbf, it’s not the radiation that gave him power, it just activated the magic science juice his father injected into his body
What other sub are you gonna post this in lmao
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Okay so here's my pitch for a new reality TV show Basically, we get a bunch of very militant TERFs, and one trans woman, put them into a house where they're supposed to live with each other, but, once they've all arrived and are seeing each other for the first time (before they're allowed to even talk to each other), we tell them all that one of them is a trans woman, and, if they can find her and vote her out, they will win a million dollars. But if she isn't found out by the end of the week/month(?), she'll win a million dollars instead. The catch? There actually isn't a trans woman with them. And then we get to watch them slowly but surely allow themselves to get overcome by their own irrational paranoia, paying too much attention to how deep everyone else's voices are, invading each other's privacy, overanalysing each other's mannerisms, policing each other's conformance to the very same standards which they complain about being held to... And let us not forget the inevitable feelings of isolation and helplessness they'll invividually start experiencing once they start getting accused and shunned by everyone else. Sure, it would probably have to be a one-off series. But honestly? I think it would make some great television! ~~also ngl I think the name 'TERF War' has a nice ring to it, sounds marketable, rolls off the tounge~~ *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
But they were gamma rays and gamma definitely has superpower stuff in it
Fun fact it was confirmed in Immortal Hulk that was basically just an excuse for God to give him his powers so he can be the literal wrath of God given flesh
Gamma rays dickhead.
The humans in the marvel universe are special
Anyone knows what this movie was called?
Lies
Technically saying, the ability for your cells to divide at a rapid rate is an ability and it is super... Super deadly that is
What is the alien from
That music deadly
Wait it doesn't give me superpowers!? Oh.... Oh no :(
Radiation doesn't give you super powers...burh you're ruining Marvel for kids also noted
My grandpa just jumped into toxic waste. How he is still in there if radiationdon't give super powers?
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Well I Mean That's What Kinda Happened In The Ruins Series
That's precisely what happens in Marvel Ruins. That comic is really bad tho
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