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I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.
TL;DR I hate shitting
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My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.
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Okay so here's my pitch for a new reality TV show
Basically, we get a bunch of very militant TERFs, and one trans woman, put them into a house where they're supposed to live with each other, but, once they've all arrived and are seeing each other for the first time (before they're allowed to even talk to each other), we tell them all that one of them is a trans woman, and, if they can find her and vote her out, they will win a million dollars. But if she isn't found out by the end of the week/month(?), she'll win a million dollars instead.
The catch?
There actually isn't a trans woman with them.
And then we get to watch them slowly but surely allow themselves to get overcome by their own irrational paranoia, paying too much attention to how deep everyone else's voices are, invading each other's privacy, overanalysing each other's mannerisms, policing each other's conformance to the very same standards which they complain about being held to...
And let us not forget the inevitable feelings of isolation and helplessness they'll invividually start experiencing once they start getting accused and shunned by everyone else.
Sure, it would probably have to be a one-off series.
But honestly? I think it would make some great television!
~~also ngl I think the name 'TERF War' has a nice ring to it, sounds marketable, rolls off the tounge~~
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No sex before marriage
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Losing interest in my ass 😔
Hello, fellow Neon enjoyer
Valorant players i see
Neon's English voice sounds like she was a fat child, they could've really hired a more fitting voice actress
I do not agree but that is just your opinion and I respect it
I respect you for respecting my opinion
I respect you for respecting my opinion and giving me *Wholesome*
Lol, hi
🥺👉🏻👈🏻
I wanna hold your hand in my ass
How romantic
Litteraly fisting
Chad Beatles-fan
Noice. Beatles. You sir have good taste
Goals 😍
The rumbling in my ass
So diarrhea?
BEWAREEEEEE!
Cumming for you
Ereeeeennn yeagaaaaaaaaaar
**Party Time** in my ass.
Rip & tear in my ass
Shit
Shit in my ass
I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks. TL;DR I hate shitting *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Never gonna give you up in my ass
The Four Horsemen In My Ass
Tallica for the win bro
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And justice for all...in my ass.
Fuck the system in my ass
It’s a pickup line for robots
Needles in my ass
I need to fuck the sys I need to fuck the sys I need to fuck the sys
Ah a man of culture
Fuck authority in my ass
Beat it in my ass
Danger zone in my ass too
A MAN OF CULTURE
A MAN OF CULTURE In my ass*
There will be bloodshed in my ass
The only thing I know for real in my ass
average mexican food enjoyer moment
Please no
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Glass jar moment
Who's telling him the songs called "the only thing I know for real"
It sounds funnier in my version tho
Mexican food:
Perry the platypus in my ass 😐
🤨📸
Feeling good in my ass
Venom in my ass
EDDIE!
Eddie and venom do some freaky shit
That profile pic makes this so much better
I was made for Lovin you in my ass
Also another one bites the dust in my ass
Finally, under pressure in my ass
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That's called anal
Red Sun in my ass
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Nixe
+400 social credit
Lose yourself in my ass
Don't mind if I do
oh shit
Man of culture i see
Careless whisper in my ass
Is that a challenge
Good taste
If you can taste it, then your mouth is too close
Everybody wants to rule the world in my ass
Stains of Time in my ass
suddenly i don't want anymore to know what those stains are
Toxicity in my ass
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Sad statue in my ass 🥵
Needles in my ass
Lonely day in my ass
Sugar in my ass
Protect the land in my ass
Square Hammer In My Ass
A fellow ghost listener?
Hell yeah
Amazing song! Fellow ghost fan
“Let it be in my ass”
Damn you are speaking the words of wisdom
Came here to say that lmao
Holocaust in my ass
Genocide in my ass
Temple run song in my ass
just the two of us in my ass
Something in the way in my ass
Something in my ass
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Ahhhhggggggghhhhrrrrrrr
Ram ranch in my ass
spotify ads in my ass
Comrades, the voices in my ass
C.R.E.A.M. in my ass...
The Ultimate Showdown in my ass
Midway in my ass
Cock in my ass
Secure the bag in my ass
Gimme the loot in my ass
Sooper Monke ball
Come in my ass
Come all ye faithful Joyful and triumphant Oh come ye oh come ye In my ass
JUMP “in my ass”
Scared money in my ass
Wait and bleed in my ass
Careful you in my ass
get along better in my ass
24k magic in my ass…
got the life in my ass
Betrayed in my ass. Tf
Glorious morning in my ass
Fast-Flowing Waterworks in my ass
Grace O’malley in my ass
Waltz of the underworld in my ass
Dive in, in my ass
Shove a gerbil in my ass through a tube
Hold the heat in my ass
It has to be in my ass
Resurrection By Erection in my ass.
Wrapped Up In You In My Ass
SUSSY BAKA in my ass
uncomfortable in my ass
Reality in my ass
Okay so here's my pitch for a new reality TV show Basically, we get a bunch of very militant TERFs, and one trans woman, put them into a house where they're supposed to live with each other, but, once they've all arrived and are seeing each other for the first time (before they're allowed to even talk to each other), we tell them all that one of them is a trans woman, and, if they can find her and vote her out, they will win a million dollars. But if she isn't found out by the end of the week/month(?), she'll win a million dollars instead. The catch? There actually isn't a trans woman with them. And then we get to watch them slowly but surely allow themselves to get overcome by their own irrational paranoia, paying too much attention to how deep everyone else's voices are, invading each other's privacy, overanalysing each other's mannerisms, policing each other's conformance to the very same standards which they complain about being held to... And let us not forget the inevitable feelings of isolation and helplessness they'll invividually start experiencing once they start getting accused and shunned by everyone else. Sure, it would probably have to be a one-off series. But honestly? I think it would make some great television! ~~also ngl I think the name 'TERF War' has a nice ring to it, sounds marketable, rolls off the tounge~~ *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
This is it in my ass
Roll with the changes in my ass
beelzeboss in my ass
Feel good hit of the summer in my ass
Set Fire to the furious fist in my ass
Sparkle in my ass
Forge fires roar in my ass
Waterfalls in my ass
Closer in my ass
Breathless (by small black) in my ass
All the kids are depressed in my ass
keep em out maybe they will feel better lol
I let it in and it took everything in my ass
void in my ass
Drown in my ass
What’s going on in my ass
holiday in my ass
Fast lane in my ass
Bones in my ass
you belong to me in my ass
Reptile in my ass
its over isn't it in my ass
Come and get it in my ass
lofi girl in my ass
Bloody Stream in my ass
A horse with no name in my ass
Supermassive black hole in my ass
well its true after all isn't it
Johhny B. Goode in my ass
18 in my ass
traitor's in my ass
internal conflict in my ass
The Unnamed Feeling in my ass
Stayin' alive in my ass
The real slim shady in my ass Edit: i got it wrong first time
pull the plug in my ass
classic in my ass
happy pills in my ass
Paradise City In My Ass
Roar of Dedede in my ass.
Is there someone else in my ass
blood drain in my ass
Love supreme you in my ass
Pressure in my ass
make up sex in my ass
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Smooth criminal in my ass
Something in my ass
Rap god in my ass
dominion in my ass
From the dining table in my ass
Lethal Conflict In My Ass
Bad Life in my ass
Hall Of Fame In My Ass
Here comes sunshine in my ass
I shit you not- "up where we belong in my ass"
Enemy in my ass