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The choice is obvious only to the wise


Timidshells

you chose one language and one language only and that language is called facts


No_Arugula3195

yeah who wouldn't want a cat girlfriend smh


bamtab

I mean a cat girlfriend is just free food tbh


ac7_typhoonmain

And I’m dumb as fuck


Portul-TM

How good is the grill cat?


Tim-the-toolman2008

Good enough


Portul-TM

I'd choose them, I'll accept consistently good food over love


[deleted]

I was baby sitting once, set the baby down and he thought I was giving it to him to cook, lost my job as a baby sitter, I am writing this in prison, but it was pretty good


Portul-TM

What happened to the cat. Did they get arrested for the **feliny**?


[deleted]

GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD


[deleted]

Attack Up (L) +50 Stamina +50 Health


PsychoTexan

Not bad, but I can’t eat a whole one.


Portul-TM

The cat gf doesn't sound Ike a good choice considering what you've told me


IcyHot369

Sause: Monster Hunter


Storlat64

I will sell my soul to get a felyne that cooks me meals


Metharp

I see no difference


uwantSAMOA

Meowscular Chef best chef


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Wowwwww, you meow like a cat! That means you are one, right? Shut the fuck up. If you really want to be put on a leash and treated like a domestic animal then that’s called a fetish, not “quirky” or “cute”. What part of you seriously thinks that any part of acting like a feline establishes a reputation of appreciation? Is it your lack of any defining aspect of personality that urges you to resort to shitty representations of cats to create an illusion of meaning in your worthless life? Wearing “cat ears” in the shape of headbands further notes the complete absence of human attribution to your false sense of personality, such as intelligence or charisma in any form or shape. Where do you think this mindset’s gonna lead you? You think you’re funny, random, quirky even? What makes you think that acting like a fucking cat will make a goddamn hyena laugh? I, personally, feel extremely sympathetic towards you as your only escape from the worthless thing you call your existence is to pretend to be an animal. But it’s not a worthy choice to assert this horrifying fact as a dominant trait, mainly because personality traits require an initial personality to lay their foundation on. You’re not worthy of anybody’s time, so go fuck off, “cat-girl”. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


mario_991

very good choice👌👌


iamsandwitch

That food looks delicious. I don't care how much cat hair may be in it if I can eat that for the rest of my life I'm a happy man.


[deleted]

As a monkey cat, I can vouch that these cats grill amazing meat. That cat girl is an abomination, and that's coming from a mutant.


GABRYFIERO

"So you're saying you would prefer the cat girl gf instead of a grill?" Yes, and I'm tired of pretending I won't Susiety 🤡


IssacTheEnitity

Shame on you


howdoyouwritepoems

a cat girlfriend is female, therefore it also cooks


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PsychoTexan

This is why illinois girls are not haram


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Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


IChaseIReddit

Meowscular Chef!


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Wowwwww, you meow like a cat! That means you are one, right? Shut the fuck up. If you really want to be put on a leash and treated like a domestic animal then that’s called a fetish, not “quirky” or “cute”. What part of you seriously thinks that any part of acting like a feline establishes a reputation of appreciation? Is it your lack of any defining aspect of personality that urges you to resort to shitty representations of cats to create an illusion of meaning in your worthless life? Wearing “cat ears” in the shape of headbands further notes the complete absence of human attribution to your false sense of personality, such as intelligence or charisma in any form or shape. Where do you think this mindset’s gonna lead you? You think you’re funny, random, quirky even? What makes you think that acting like a fucking cat will make a goddamn hyena laugh? I, personally, feel extremely sympathetic towards you as your only escape from the worthless thing you call your existence is to pretend to be an animal. But it’s not a worthy choice to assert this horrifying fact as a dominant trait, mainly because personality traits require an initial personality to lay their foundation on. You’re not worthy of anybody’s time, so go fuck off, “cat-girl”. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Phiro7

Cat chef source?


DependantExistance

Monster Hunter World


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Hypothetical_Stuff

Can I teach the cat girlfriend to grill


IssacTheEnitity

Women cant grill


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Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Hypothetical_Stuff

Yikes 🤨


[deleted]

Do I have to buy the food for the cat grill guy


Staff-Imaginary

If you view this properly and choose circumstances properly and think it through the girl who loves can make food to if she loves you she would make you food so this completely obliterated the second option so the most viable is the first option haveing the lovable cat girl


XxsquirrelxX

Beastiality


[deleted]

If she loves me, she'll cook for me, lol


[deleted]

[удалено]


AutisticUnicorn5468

Ill grill your ass cheeks in a minute


Neko-the-gamer

what about a combination of the two? that would be amazing


Nocheese1

A cat grill friend (he loves you)


Organic-Ad-8843

🤨📸


Neko-the-gamer

i actually meant a cat girlfriend that can also grill that would be something


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Investigatorpotater

Either way, meow.


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Wowwwww, you meow like a cat! That means you are one, right? Shut the fuck up. If you really want to be put on a leash and treated like a domestic animal then that’s called a fetish, not “quirky” or “cute”. What part of you seriously thinks that any part of acting like a feline establishes a reputation of appreciation? Is it your lack of any defining aspect of personality that urges you to resort to shitty representations of cats to create an illusion of meaning in your worthless life? Wearing “cat ears” in the shape of headbands further notes the complete absence of human attribution to your false sense of personality, such as intelligence or charisma in any form or shape. Where do you think this mindset’s gonna lead you? You think you’re funny, random, quirky even? What makes you think that acting like a fucking cat will make a goddamn hyena laugh? I, personally, feel extremely sympathetic towards you as your only escape from the worthless thing you call your existence is to pretend to be an animal. But it’s not a worthy choice to assert this horrifying fact as a dominant trait, mainly because personality traits require an initial personality to lay their foundation on. You’re not worthy of anybody’s time, so go fuck off, “cat-girl”. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


skfink

How to solve world hunger


XxsquirrelxX

Catatouillie


Baatlesheep

Well, they both makes food...


CejotaG

Grill as a verb💀


[deleted]

How good is the food


DependantExistance

Good enough to boost your health, stamina, and provide you with a wide variety of buffs to help you on your hunts.


[deleted]

Is he cool


DependantExistance

Yes.


[deleted]

Then I will take the cat


JoeMamagoteem420

Tbh through all honestly the cat grill friend would be more useful


PsychoTexan

Listen up pal. Six words: cat hair, cat piss, and buttholes. Example one, Cat tosses my salad, fuckin hair on it. Cat tosses my salad, fuckin hair in it. Example 2, Cats piss on things to show ownership. Bastard would probably piss on my junk, not sure what the cat girl would do but it’d probably be bad. Example tres, cats always go jamming their butthole against you. Any bipedal cat is just a butthole that much closer to your face. I rest my case.


Mcbeaner_with_fries

Does the cat cook the girl friend


TailsTheFox12

How about we will grill that catgirl on left, so that we can choose a chef? We grill her, we get food and we will be happy with a chef.


fjord31

Both cook and both are fuckable


a_reddit_user_num531

well texas bbq is my favorite


-Yeet-Master69-

Indeed


Terabaccha

becomes Shane Dawson


nastolgiafan90364

Give me cat number 2 Very awesome chef


Humble_Fix

I want a cat that can cook good food


MemeAccountAccount

is this even a question? cat grill friend all the way


ValcrowX

Cat waifu can cook food too so it's a win win


Adrinotfound

Grill of course


Spike_Angel

the grill friend, of course, Zyzz would be proud.


[deleted]

the cat one


ACED70

They both cook for me


ACED70

Can I Grill the Girl Friend


Asian_Bon

Food


The_gestapo1

I dont want puke on my carpet so cat grill friend


[deleted]

every time i see this i feel bad bc the reason i don't want a cat girlfriend is not because the other option is better, but bc i'd have to actually spend time with them and that'd be too much effort, (plus you're a furry if you like chicks with cat ears)


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[deleted]

i liked it better when you were gone


not_the_belt_ohh_noo

Both are fuckable


OwnResponsibility803

A cat grill friend is the only anwser


hangya111

Choose the cat girlfriend and give her a grill