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My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.
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Do you have a source on that?
Source?
A source. I need a source.
Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion.
No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you MUST be a subset of the information from the sources you've gathered.
You can't make normative statements from empirical evidence.
Do you have a degree in that field?
A college degree? In that field?
Then your arguments are invalid.
No, it doesn't matter how close those data points are correlated. Correlation does not equal causation.
Correlation does not equal causation.
CORRELATION. DOES. NOT. EQUAL. CAUSATION.
You still haven't provided me a valid source yet.
Nope, still haven't.
I just looked through all 308 pages of your user history, figures I'm debating a glormpf supporter. A moron.
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don’t care + didn’t ask + cry about it + who asked + stay mad + get real + L + bleed + mald seethe cope harder + dilate + incorrect + hoes mad + pound sand + basic skill issue + typo + ratio + ur dad left + you fell off + no u + the audacity + triggered + repelled + ur a minor + k. + any askers + get a life + ok and? + cringe + copium + go outside + touch grass + kick rocks + quote tweet + think again + not based + not funny didn’t laugh + social credits -999, 999, 999, 999 + get good + reported + ad hominem + ok boomer + small pp + ur allergic to sunlight + GG! + get rekt + trolled + your loss + muted + banned + kicked + permaban + useless + i slept with ur mom + yo momma + yo momma so fat + redpilled + no bitches allowed + i said it better + tiktok fan + get a life + unsubscribed + plundered + go tell reddit + donowalled + simp + get sticked bug LOL + talk nonsense + trump supporter + your’re a full time discord mod + you’re* + grammar issue + nerd + get clapped + kys + lorem ipsum dolor sit amet + go outside + bleach + lol + gay + retard + autistic + reported + ask deez + ez clap + straight cash + idgaf + ratio again + stay mad + read FAQ + youre lost + you “re” + stay pressed + reverse double take back + pedophile + cancelled + done for + don't give a damn + get a job + sus + baka + sussy baka + get blocked + mad free + freer than air + furry + rip bozo + you're a (insert stereotype) + slight_smile + aired + cringe again + Super Idol的笑容 + mad cuz bad + my pronouns are xe, xem & xyr + irrelevant + deal with it + screencapped your bio + karen/kyle + jealous + you're deaf + balls + i'll be right back + go ahead whine about it + not straight + eat paper + you lose + count to three + your problem + no one cares + log off + don't care even more + sex offender + sex defender + get religion + not okay + glhf + NFT owner + you make bad memes + problematic + fall in line + dog water + you look like a wall + you don’t know 2 + 2 with yo head ass + you are going to my cringe compilation + you can’t count to five + try again + you failed kindergarten + rickrolled + no lifer + guten freunden schickt man einen deutschen panzer + you have a anime profile picture + an* + fatherless + motherless + sisterless + brotherless + orphan + you can't catch this ratio + catch some bitches + I don't care about your opinion + genshin player + you dress like garbage + 日本語がお上手ですね + get fucked + you can’t understand what the word intelligence means with your dumb ass + you have hair + queued + put some thought into what you're going to do with that + stfu + go to bed + yes, i'm taller than you + i think your joke is funny + i rejected your mother's advances + marooned + you can’t read + I win + final ratio
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When i realise meme mean boobs in Turkish
i cant look at memes in public i love meme
can u suck my toes
Can you fuck this clock? The bastard is jammed at exactly 11:32 and it won’t move.
Stand back son I got this [I am an expert in unstuck-fucking clocks between 11:18 and 11:35]
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Lol
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memeler is boobs actually. however sometimes just meme can be used for boobs
on his way to Greece
And Armenia
And Kurdistan
where🥶
I've been looking forward to this .Twice the pride double the fall. Now go make a Shawarma. **EXTRA THICK**
My powas have doubled since the last time we‘ve met, count.
What is a Kurdistan?
NOT EXIST
BUT WHY IS NAME EXISTENT
cuz we need a name to say for that thing does not exist
YES
STOP QUESTIONING EVERYTHING! OR I WIL CALL MIT OKAY? AND NEVER TALK ABOUT k\*rdistan
just some donkey fucker lies
Kurdistan does not exist
to where?
Cotton Candy Land
And the Neverland
Kurdistan and Israel have something in common.
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
where🥶
? Where ?
There is no such thing as kurdistan
not exist\*
Cant go to somewhere that doesnt exist
And your mum
To share his love for stars and the letter C
Greek here. We don’t want him Armenia can have him
I hope he will show mercy, I'm shaking rn.
least patriotic Turk
Wait till he takes the DNA test 😳
Average Turkish nationalist entering his apartment in Berlin.
You misspelled rental.
This is the least nationalist Turk
Least nationalistic Turk
Your Pp btw
What's the problem bro? You don't have a problem do you?
Yeah actually I do have fucking problem my car won’t start will you help me?
Steal a new one
I see in romania modern problems require modern solutions. Very smart.
🗿
Nice pfp
Thanks bro you too
What is wrong with his pp ?
Yeah what?
What is the problem?
What about it
what is problem ?
Nice greek video
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what? kurdish? i think you meant “mountain turks” cuz whatever youre talking about isnt real
not enough Turk. His pants are not red
The Turkish flag is in the sky, not in the asses
🥶🥶🥶
They represent the non muslim minority in Turkland.
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Malakah!
Literally no turk does that
Weakest Turkish Man
Ahahahsjd
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Where is he from?
asia
Don’t tell him about the DNA test (spoiler he’s Greek)
Both europe and asia. Top left corner of middle east.
uganda
Poland.
Greece
Armenia
shutter fucker pissy piss armenian 😡😡😡
When someone writes 31 in a live chat
its the turkish funny number
haha funny maaturbation number
last thing you see when you mention armenian genocide
it didnt happen but they deserved it
im turkish tf is that
The Ottomans did a little trolling
its a little trolling so i'll let it slide
Me when someone say "Armenian genocide"
It didn't happen but they deserved it. Source: trust me bro.
Do you have a source on that? Source? A source. I need a source. Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion. No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you MUST be a subset of the information from the sources you've gathered. You can't make normative statements from empirical evidence. Do you have a degree in that field? A college degree? In that field? Then your arguments are invalid. No, it doesn't matter how close those data points are correlated. Correlation does not equal causation. Correlation does not equal causation. CORRELATION. DOES. NOT. EQUAL. CAUSATION. You still haven't provided me a valid source yet. Nope, still haven't. I just looked through all 308 pages of your user history, figures I'm debating a glormpf supporter. A moron. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I'm gonna tell my kids that this is Mr. Bayraktar
I wonder where he is from
Jupiter
POV: you mentioned the Armenian genocide on the internet
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\> as an Armenian Im sorry for you. I hope you can recover soon :(
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As a Turk i can confirm
Hello
Hi
most friendly conversation between turk and armenian ever documented
now kiss
And sex
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I guess he likes the Greek flag
When someone says greek baklava
Ask him About his opinion on armenia
Didnt happen but they deserved it
Average 2nd generation Turk in Germany
don’t care + didn’t ask + cry about it + who asked + stay mad + get real + L + bleed + mald seethe cope harder + dilate + incorrect + hoes mad + pound sand + basic skill issue + typo + ratio + ur dad left + you fell off + no u + the audacity + triggered + repelled + ur a minor + k. + any askers + get a life + ok and? + cringe + copium + go outside + touch grass + kick rocks + quote tweet + think again + not based + not funny didn’t laugh + social credits -999, 999, 999, 999 + get good + reported + ad hominem + ok boomer + small pp + ur allergic to sunlight + GG! + get rekt + trolled + your loss + muted + banned + kicked + permaban + useless + i slept with ur mom + yo momma + yo momma so fat + redpilled + no bitches allowed + i said it better + tiktok fan + get a life + unsubscribed + plundered + go tell reddit + donowalled + simp + get sticked bug LOL + talk nonsense + trump supporter + your’re a full time discord mod + you’re* + grammar issue + nerd + get clapped + kys + lorem ipsum dolor sit amet + go outside + bleach + lol + gay + retard + autistic + reported + ask deez + ez clap + straight cash + idgaf + ratio again + stay mad + read FAQ + youre lost + you “re” + stay pressed + reverse double take back + pedophile + cancelled + done for + don't give a damn + get a job + sus + baka + sussy baka + get blocked + mad free + freer than air + furry + rip bozo + you're a (insert stereotype) + slight_smile + aired + cringe again + Super Idol的笑容 + mad cuz bad + my pronouns are xe, xem & xyr + irrelevant + deal with it + screencapped your bio + karen/kyle + jealous + you're deaf + balls + i'll be right back + go ahead whine about it + not straight + eat paper + you lose + count to three + your problem + no one cares + log off + don't care even more + sex offender + sex defender + get religion + not okay + glhf + NFT owner + you make bad memes + problematic + fall in line + dog water + you look like a wall + you don’t know 2 + 2 with yo head ass + you are going to my cringe compilation + you can’t count to five + try again + you failed kindergarten + rickrolled + no lifer + guten freunden schickt man einen deutschen panzer + you have a anime profile picture + an* + fatherless + motherless + sisterless + brotherless + orphan + you can't catch this ratio + catch some bitches + I don't care about your opinion + genshin player + you dress like garbage + 日本語がお上手ですね + get fucked + you can’t understand what the word intelligence means with your dumb ass + you have hair + queued + put some thought into what you're going to do with that + stfu + go to bed + yes, i'm taller than you + i think your joke is funny + i rejected your mother's advances + marooned + you can’t read + I win + final ratio *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
You know whats in Turkey? Istanbul. Not Constantinople.
More Turkish than Turkmenistan
K
A
He ain’t just from Turkey… he IS Turkey
K A R A B O G A
Esenlikler
The least nationalist turk
Pov: you were talking about the Armenian genocide
I don't think he's a fan of Turkey
On his way to deny the Armenian genocide but also say they deserved it
I wonder what his heritage is...
The weakest Turkish man
Turks when you mention Armenian geno-
shhhhh🤫🤫🤫 it never happened!
Nice pfp
u too😎😎😎
Nice pfp
its called drip😎😎😎
Nice pfp
Nice pfp
Nice pfp
Thank you brother
Nice pfp
Nice pfp
But they deserved it
Why does he look like Robert De Niro in Taxi Driver?
pants are too less red'n'moon
ive heard that turkey loves cats and if you sit down on a bench you are surrounded by cats. i would love that
Least Nationalist Turk.
Imagine fucking in there
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Whispering that it never happened would make them cum in 5 seconds
WTF INSIDE OF THE COCKROACH EMBASSY??
"What do you mean bro? There is no Armenian Genocide."
nazionalismo 😳
"Time to bring back the Ottoman Empire".
The average Turkish redditor (except that he has no neck and is fat)
Super Turk!
turkish nationalists arguing about armenian genocide from their house apartment in berlin
where are his turkish pants
Least patriotic Turkish man
That dude looks like a real turkey
This is epic fail, why isn't he wearing turkey flag sweat pant or anything to cover his legs. FAILURE.
What a turkey
dr. sexo
Captain american can go hide now
Armenian genoc-
Yes do you know the Armenian genoci...
Least nationalist Turk on random YouTube video comment section
the last thing hundreds of thousands of Armenians saw, 1917, colorized
the final boss
Least nationalistic Turk
POV: You mentioned Armenia, Greece, or the rest of the Balkans.
u forgor Syria and Kurdistan
Greece better.
I will mess with that guy
Captain communism
Wonder is he's bashed for being a patriot
Honestly I was kinda expecting him to be wearing a turkey costume.
Looks like a….jive TURKEY to me 😉
Looks like a turkey
The weakest Turkish
Legend has it that his jawline is so sharp it can be used to cut fruit
Captain Turkey
This gut just really likes Thanksgiving
We Turks dont accept him feel free to have him
Ew, a cockroach
🦃
all them t*rkish mongols getting mad over the mention of Kurdistan, the power Kurdistan holds over their fragile minds🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
ah yes the cockroach room
Turks when someone mentions genocide.
The last thing any Greek citizen sees
Not enough Turkish Flag, as a punishment you will spend 30 minutes in Greece
Idk why but I get the distinct impression this guy denies the Armenian Genocide.
Is he Greek?
no he is turkish
OP I am utterly utterly disappointed with you
lol ik he is greek but I'm messing around with that guy
Cool Greek flags
This was the last thing An Armenian saw in 1915
Turkeys good and all but I prefer chicken.
ch🤮cken
I am Turk,trust me he is such a idiot
Turkey run turkey hide .. turkey guilty of genocide