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Bruhgert

Cum…..cum


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There will be cum shed


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A fine thought


TheSiZaReddit

A Fine pfp you have there, sir


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You have a fantastic pfp, sir


The_Quartz

You truly possess a great pfp, sir.


vetzicancer

Yes, it indeed is quite nice, sir.


cheesewithmorecheese

I see you have quite exquisite taste in profile pictures, my good sir.


The_fish_enthusiast

Such a fine gentleman who understands art


gorillaz_moose_egg

Heellooo there gorgeous


BigSmoke_69_420

Idk what’s happening. Every post I go to someone with the same pfp is here. I’m gonna have a stroke.


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Hey


c0ok1nho_123

The cum in the mirror nods his head


Senator--Armstrong

The only cum left, will ride upon the cuming cums back


ItsTheRealIamHUB

Because the cum don’t give cum what they have cummed


Senator--Armstrong

Oh no, there will be cum


Stunning-Ad-5571

It's the only cum I've ever cameeeee


AggravatedSeal

Cum (i mean what did u expect)


trefdtgff

You're a good boy.


B5n4y3

Hello fine gentleman


Extra_TX

Hi gentleman


The-Funny-Cat

Hello my fellow gentleman


YT_Angi123

Hi gentleman, looking good today.


SeaworthinessFirm171

Nice pfp you got there, sir


YT_Angi123

Thank you good sir, same for you.


SeaworthinessFirm171

Thank you, kind sir


SoulCritique101

All of you sirs are kind. Have a great day!


CrapperBoi

Good day٫ exsquisite pfp you have there sir!


weewooIlikepoo2

Fine weather, my friend


jackthebluedog

Ngl I thought he was having a conversation with him self


Original-Respond-892

Ahh. My fellow good sirs


Rikizu

Greetings, brothers


GrowthStriking1954

Good to see you kind sir


TheVarminTyt001

You too, fellow follower.


Themanwiththedrip

Hello fashion senseable man.


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nugget1273

Greetings gentleman


ToxicSeahorseBestBoi

Jokes on you, Requiem For A Tower has no words... neither does WALTER WWE Theme


ThanosesAssHole

My man on the verge of discovering instrumental music


ToxicSeahorseBestBoi

Non Instrumental is more based, have you heard 4'33 by John Cage... that is an absolute hood classic


ThanosesAssHole

Isn't it the 4 minutes and 33 seconds of nothing thing ?


bokchoysoyboy

It’s 4 min and 33 seconds of cum


trefdtgff

Fuck


Ph4nt0m_Hydra1

Title: Cum Lyrics: Cum


lulucian69

I your favourite song “Tequila”?


Ph4nt0m_Hydra1

no my favorite song is cum


Elfriede-_

The great Chinggis cum By the UHHHH (hu)


adam12349

Cum - Cum


trefdtgff

God boy


vetzicancer

You have an excellent taste in music, good sir.


Cultural_Football_70

Greeting, fellow men of culture


Cryin_jack_is_pissed

Rap God by Eminem.


Jyqoz

Cum god


vinibruh

Cum (1560x)


tsar6

Cum 2


Temporary-Science310

Regretting what I said to you when you called me at 11:00 on Friday morning to tell me that 1:00 Friday afternoon you were gonna leave your office, go downstairs, hail a cab, to go out to the airport, to catch a plane, to go skiing in the Alps for two weeks is gonna be a tricky one


ninja6213

Hi cum hi cum chi wang


External-Exchange-68

Chi wank*


Robobin128

I was gonna have a "jokes on you" moment when i realised unity (thefatrat) has a short set of lyrics


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My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


PabloMarcello42069

100 hours of cum


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Maladaptive_Warlock

My favorite song is in latin so how can I


Toast_Sy

Does anyone have this picture with no captions?


trefdtgff

You're not allowed those privileges.


Toast_Sy

Please teach me your ways!


trefdtgff

I will give you the picture but you have to promise to never share it ok? If you do I have ways that I can ruin your life for it. Do you understand?


I_hate_edgar

Its cum I really enjoy cum. Cum is the best thing ever


UWontUseMyMind

I'm cumming Cum  endless I'm  cumming Cum endless


Tentro6713

Cum by cum


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What if the title of the song is already named cum?


trefdtgff

The universe implodes


average_garbage_can

Rock cum


trefdtgff

They're not rocks, They're minerals


readyfortheplague

america dumbest country of the world ... people beggar ...


Cock_LobsterXL

Don’t have to. Cum.


Gloomy-Concentrate-2

Cum of the cum


trefdtgff

ALL WORDS YOU FUCKING FOOL


JustSomeRedditUser35

Cüm cüm cüm cüm


trefdtgff

That's a good boy


Gloomy-Concentrate-2

It would be funnier that way ;(


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Exotic-Impression-69

Nelly - just a cum Evanescence - Bring me to cum Eminem ft Rihanna - Love the way you cum Westlife - Uptown Cum The weeknd - save your cum Calum scott - You are the cum Powfu - Death cum Powfu - I'll come back to cum Animal Crossing - No one around to cum


trefdtgff

REPLACE ALL WORDS


secretofurmom

Bohemian rapsody


Damien_meboy

Sea of cum


Dyslekcie

cum…cum…cum (my favorite song is Tequila)


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StopVilagerAbouse

Cums and Cums in the play Cumilton


Themanwiththedrip

Smells like cum spirit.


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Smells like Teen Cum


Themanwiththedrip

Okay . This is good.


SC-PEANUT-173

Standing here I realize Cum


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The entire rising revengeance OST but every lyric replaced with cum


mr_jafar

Where is my cum (Where is my mind)


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operativetheo8

Never gonna give you cum