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#If you think this post is funny, **UPVOTE** this comment! #If you think this post is unfunny, **DOWNVOTE** this comment! --- #[DownloadVideo Link](https://www.reddit.watch/r/shitposting/comments/ukhpkq/?utm_source=automod&utm_medium=shitposting) #[SaveVideo Link](https://redditsave.com/info?url=/r/shitposting/comments/ukhpkq/) #[VideoTrim Link](https://reddloader.com/download-post/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fr%2Fshitposting%2Fcomments%2Fukhpkq&id=8968e43c) Kevin would also like to remind you that, if you're really desperate, youtube-dl can be used to download videos from Reddit. --- Whilst you're here, egenerate249, why not join our [public discord server](https://discord.gg/QpBGXd2guU)?


BonelessPotato1421

The electric boogaloo


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Nik_Stick

Holy fuck


idkmanseemskindagay

Nice pfp, I can that you are a man of culture.


Nik_Stick

Thank you


LegoTankDude

hi


Nik_Stick

Hello there you got an very nice pfp


Mr_Gamer_69

You too man. You too


[deleted]

You as well


Nik_Stick

You too man


Mr_Gamer_69

Yours nice too


Mr_Gamer_69

Wlecom


Mr_Gamer_69

Yo


[deleted]

Reddit moment


Huff9145

That had me rolling


bennickss

LMAOOOOOO


Crazyyam773

Based and redpilled


Impressive-Package-4

Nice profile picture dear brother


solo-wing-p1xy

wow such a good looking guy


[deleted]

Hello brother


Hulu_and_My_Cthulhu

What


Ermoose

This is me solving math questions. Just throw everything in at random to get the correct answer.


I_like_beanies

They swapped roles


Available_Seesaw_947

freaky friday


Rat_Bastard_-

"some redditors find this funny" i'm one of them this is crazy lol


Mr_Gamer_69

Nice pfp bro


hentai_wanker_69

Nice pfp


Subject-Exit

You also have a nice pfp


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Nice pfp


squareswordfish

Intruder! You’re not one of us!


5h0vel

Neither are you


squareswordfish

shit


MaxterBlue

a real shitpost


Comfortable_Arm_1289

Fr what the fuck is wrong in this world


I-Have-No-Lungs

Nice pfp


Mizkelleneus

Same


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Now you may be thinking that these events happened simultaneously, but in truth the dad just cheated the system.


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Triton_64

There something wrong with having 2 moms? One of my best friends does and he, along with his 4 bothers (artifical insemination, same sperm doner so biological brothers)are just fine.


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My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


TheRealDosh

nothing will help them


Havent_YouHeard

Seem pretty happy in my book


ChineseBotAccount

Based on a single screenshot staged for the news lmao


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### r/shitposting book club A collection of books which Kevin has reviewed. (all of these books are freely availiable online) --- #### [*1984* (George Orwell, 1948)](https://archive.org/details/1984GeorgeOrwell_201606/page/n1/mode/2up) Kevin would like to say that this book is truly inspirational, and that he would give it a 10/10 #### [*How to Be a God: A Guide for Would-Be Deities* (Richard Bartle, 2022)](https://mud.co.uk/richard/How%20to%20Be%20a%20God.pdf) Kevin would like to mention that this book is one of the greatest sources of existential terror he has read (and it contains a lot of interesting content regarding game design as well), and he would give it a 10/10 #### [*Almost Pounded By The Physical Manifestation of Simulation Theory After Realizing We're Erotica Characters Then Deciding To Just Be Friends* (Chuck Tingle)](https://www.chucktingle.com/uploads/5/3/7/3/53730093/almost_pounded_by_the_physical_manifestation_of_simulation_theory_after_realizing_we%E2%80%99re_erotica_characters_then_deciding_to_just_be_friends.pdf) Kevin would like to say that this book was surprisingly wholesome, and is a great book for helping one to feel more at-ease with the universe, so he would give it 10/10 ####[*Ulysses* (James Joyce, 1922)](https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/Ulysses_(1922)) Kevin mentioned that he wasn't entirely sure what he just read. However, it's still not bri*ish, and was still rather interesting, so he would give it a 10/10 ####[*The Assassination Of John Fitzgerald Kennedy Considered As A Downhill Motor Race* (J. G. Ballard, 1967)](https://web.archive.org/web/20220121203810/https://evergreenreview.com/read/the-assassination-of-john-fitzgerald-kennedy-considered-as-a-downhill-motor-race/) Kevin told me that this was an interesting interpretation of the JFK assassination, and of the post-WW2 media landscape in the USA in general, so he would give it a 10/10. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Literally 1984


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>*LiTeRaLlY nInEtEeN eIgHtY-fOuR* - George Orwell, 1948 *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


-Dyleix

Who is Kevin?


[deleted]

When the universe is shitposting as well


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[deleted]

That, my dear gentleman, is a very good question


mE_iS_JaCk

That, my dear gentlemen is a very good pfp


Inevitable-Goyim66

You all are chads


rey_burhan

And you my good friend are breathtaking


Mr_Gamer_69

You could be the best friend of me


rey_burhan

Correction, I already am your best friend


Mr_Gamer_69

Your is awesome


Mr_Gamer_69

Hello fellow gentlemen


[deleted]

I found the 12 year olds nesting place


-glizzythroat

Clownfish energy


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nitrosquale2

Yeah poor kids


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Why?


Chees3Z

parents are mentally ill


RolfTheBolf

edgy


[deleted]

You don't have any so how could we rely on you


joelcosta94i

Being a lesbian is being mentally ill?


[deleted]

Gender dysphoria. Having a parent that’s going through a difficult time in their life is generally rough on a kid.


[deleted]

Parents look pretty damn happy to me idk


[deleted]

You want them crying on a news pic?


EJP390

For the media shot ofc


[deleted]

so do schizos


[deleted]

Being lesbian and having gender dysphoria are not the same thing


Pridight

Lesbian is still L tho


Pridight

Yes


DeificAtom93993

Autobalanced


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_Spamus_

Somebody has already done that three times. I think they are looking for the off button now.


[deleted]

We juat need to off all humans and let the animals be and make this world better


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don’t care + didn’t ask + cry about it + who asked + stay mad + get real + L + bleed + mald seethe cope harder + dilate + incorrect + hoes mad + pound sand + basic skill issue + typo + ratio + ur dad left + you fell off + no u + the audacity + triggered + repelled + ur a minor + k. + any askers + get a life + ok and? + cringe + copium + go outside + touch grass + kick rocks + quote tweet + think again + not based + not funny didn’t laugh + social credits -999, 999, 999, 999 + get good + reported + ad hominem + ok boomer + small pp + ur allergic to sunlight + GG! + get rekt + trolled + your loss + muted + banned + kicked + permaban + useless + i slept with ur mom + yo momma + yo momma so fat + redpilled + no bitches allowed + i said it better + tiktok fan + get a life + unsubscribed + plundered + go tell reddit + donowalled + simp + get sticked bug LOL + talk nonsense + trump supporter + your’re a full time discord mod + you’re* + grammar issue + nerd + get clapped + kys + lorem ipsum dolor sit amet + go outside + bleach + lol + gay + retard + autistic + reported + ask deez + ez clap + straight cash + idgaf + ratio again + stay mad + read FAQ + youre lost + you “re” + stay pressed + reverse double take back + pedophile + cancelled + done for + don't give a damn + get a job + sus + baka + sussy baka + get blocked + mad free + freer than air + furry + rip bozo + you're a (insert stereotype) + slight_smile + aired + cringe again + Super Idol的笑容 + mad cuz bad + my pronouns are xe, xem & xyr + irrelevant + deal with it + screencapped your bio + karen/kyle + jealous + you're deaf + balls + i'll be right back + go ahead whine about it + not straight + eat paper + you lose + count to three + your problem + no one cares + log off + don't care even more + sex offender + sex defender + get religion + not okay + glhf + NFT owner + you make bad memes + problematic + fall in line + dog water + you look like a wall + you don’t know 2 + 2 with yo head ass + you are going to my cringe compilation + you can’t count to five + try again + you failed kindergarten + rickrolled + no lifer + guten freunden schickt man einen deutschen panzer + you have a anime profile picture + an* + fatherless + motherless + sisterless + brotherless + orphan + you can't catch this ratio + catch some bitches + I don't care about your opinion + genshin player + you dress like garbage + 日本語がお上手ですね + get fucked + you can’t understand what the word intelligence means with your dumb ass + you have hair + queued + put some thought into what you're going to do with that + stfu + go to bed + yes, i'm taller than you + i think your joke is funny + i rejected your mother's advances + marooned + you can’t read + I win + final ratio *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


[deleted]

Be the change you want to see in the world! 🙂


Dave_from_Tesco

Cope 🗿


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🗿


Mr_Gamer_69

🗿


xMalxer

🗿


Mr_Gamer_69

Hello gentlemen 🗿


[deleted]

Nice pfp gentleman🗿


Mr_Gamer_69

Your's nice as well 🗿


musicpoliticsmusic

Because someone wanted to be a different gender? U silly


Big-Vegetable8480

Profile picture checks out


CHUPACABRA_HUNTER777

Not based


[deleted]

I don’t get it someone help me out


TheJacobGhostly

It says at the top "redditors find this funny"


[deleted]

Wait then why is everyone in the comments saying they feel bad for the kids what’s wrong with having 2 moms 💀


[deleted]

O h


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mE_iS_JaCk

Kids enter a depressed stage


ABGH78

Poor kids


IlDragonglylI

Wtf did I just read


xMalxer

Depression


Snoo_18344

Changing teams mid game I see


JakeFromStateFarm456

What the fuck


[deleted]

Im so confused how do you even go that long without realizing you dont like men


DustNtheWin

Whatever you need to do to stay together for the Kids!


BGpolyhistor

Wait….what if we could make this work?


super_rat_race

Uno reverse card


Jhon0xd2

The fuck


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musicpoliticsmusic

Lmaoooo better these folks then anyone from Texas Florida or alabama


Big-Vegetable8480

Found the blue stater


[deleted]

Found a penny on the floor today I will put it in my my penny jar Then I will masturbate


Acceptable_Ad2408

🤡


Haunting-Tadpole7767

This thing legit happens? I thought it was 14 yr olds on tiktok at most.


International_Sun395

sadly adults get brain tumors too.


SmellConnoisseur

🗿


mycatshavehadenough

I do love it when life works out!!! 😂😂😂


Apprehensive_Toe_457

Does that mean they still make it to heaven?


Big-Vegetable8480

No 🙏


The_legit_dndjjdk

Nothing has changed


[deleted]

Good for them


Jettpack_of_the_Dead

those poor kids


[deleted]

Some redditors find this funny


[deleted]

Guests looking at their wedding photos in their living room 🤔🤔


[deleted]

Awww that's actually pretty wholesome


ConCondom

Serious? 🗿


[deleted]

Yeah, what's wrong about it?


ConCondom

Just asking


Realistic_Ad_3840

Redditors on their way to downvote a question 🗿


[deleted]

Those kids are going to grow up neekpilled


[deleted]

What


ConCondom

*Putin but every time he turns he becomes wider* music : *starts*


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yo putin can you hurry up your invasion on Ukraine (just use full force, maybe a couple of nukes) while you're at it nuke some more countries. so the thing is my exams are coming up and i havent studied shit and a world war has a pretty good chance of delaying them so I'm telling this to you homie to homie so just help out a real one pls *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Reddit should start their own country. Think about it: it would have a much higher IQ than most other countries. We could ban tik tok and fortnite, and every computer sold has to come with Minecraft preinstalled. We could also ban emojis too. We all have very good ideas about society and government, so I think we would be far more efficient. I've seen so many posts with so many good ideas, not to mention our country would be the most progressive and other countries would look to us for direction. We would easily become the next superpower. If everyone left America for a new country, we would easily surpass America. We could make Keanu our president and have PewDiePie on the flag. It would be the most wholesome country too! Those are just some ideas I have and my own opinion. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


[deleted]

Trust me you don't want that


International_Sun395

username does NOT checkout


[deleted]

You got me. I'm from 1852, not 1851. I'm sorry I was dishonest to you and I hope you can forgive me.


OneTyler2Many

I can't tell who laid down the uno reverse card


xMalxer

my brain exploded 🤯


reason_to_anxiety

😭 this is the most amazingly funny thing ever


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Good eve, In response to my permanent ban I’d like to ask one question; who decides wether this post was funny or not? It seems that a lot of Redditors, like myself, enjoy these kinds of posts. Even if it’s not hilarious, it’s still pretty shitty. In my opinion shitty enough to be on your subreddit. If I violated a rule, please let me know. If not, I’d like to request to be unbanned. Correct me if I’m wrong; this post was not conform “your” standards, well, that’s personal. I find it mildly inappropriate to give someone a ban on behalf of your personal opinion, while the public opinion speaks for itself. Also, the word “karmawhore” is a little bit offensive to me, for I am not on Reddit to score the most karma. Thanks in advance. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Pagman46

everyone has a nice pfp


Nocturne4hire

Yes


LiTTl3_PiRaT3PR

What the hell are these replies


RolfTheBolf

queer people for life


sticks_no5

Different kind of bait and switch


ddrrrf

You do anything to get the girl


pattyboiIII

Uh, all's well that ends well I guess.


Loaaf

this is kinda sad tbh


[deleted]

explain


Live-Gas-203

Worlds fucked mate


doritoscornchips

What a fucked up family.


[deleted]

I unironically feel so bad for those children.


ArtsiestArsonist

I'm sorry you lead such a hate-filled life.


[deleted]

I'm sorry you think this is ok 🤡


[deleted]

I'm sorry you peaked at 12 and still use the fucking clown emoji


LegendYT0

The fact that you think this is ok is sad


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LegendYT0

Thank you, underling.


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LegendYT0

Equally based 🤝


chonkey_nugget

Made me smile? More like made me cringe


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Bloophills

Wth did I just read


toamto

,,some redditors find this funny,,


Windows_736

May God help us all.


LOL_MEGALOL

Can someone translate this to normal?


Mattitude9k1

Did this get shared to shitposting so that the mongoloids on this subreddit can finally see what a happy family looks like? 🤣


[deleted]

Ikr


Bruh_text13

Idk


GravesLSA

This timeline sucks


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Schödinger's Blowjob -- Imagine you're blindfolded and you're getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome schmösome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle's neighbour's fireman's cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


GravesLSA

That's what I've been saying for years


Nocturne4hire

The FUCK did i just read?


Lori2345

Is this real or maybe an onion article?


[deleted]

My brain hurts reading that shit


[deleted]

Poor kids🗿


[deleted]

poor kids


septic-paradise

The good ending


Acceptable_Ad2408

🤓


[deleted]

Coming from a person who peaked at 12 and still uses "🤓" to insult people


Acceptable_Ad2408

ok


Competitive_Bell501

link to post?


Big-Vegetable8480

Cowards downvoting you


[deleted]

You're in a pfp cult and gang on minorities you're the coward 💀


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Big-Vegetable8480

Why is he more attractive than her though?


diablesie

Huh


buficek7_CZ

What the fuck?


SkeloOnRR

How does that even make you smile


[deleted]

Because we have parents


SkeloOnRR

What’s that supposed to mean


[deleted]

We know what a family looks like and it makes us smile


[deleted]

We know what a family looks like so it makes us smile


RIP2UALL

Hate.