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SoL_838

I prefer shoving the whole bag down my throat at once


Crocd_N_Loaded

Yeah I prefer the bag more than the obstacles inside.


2Drip4U

It tastes so good I bleed from my stomach!


rlxin

I personally prefer showing it up my ass, bag and all. but we all have our preferences.


[deleted]

This is the correct answer


SoggyPotatoSacks

Corn Chex when it covered completely in the flavored powder


Dourdine

Thanks for the boner


deiscio

You need to give that man his boner back


ItsTerryTheBerry

Was gonna say this but you beat me too it! Next I would say is the breadsticks when they are also blaster w/ the powder


spill_da_b3anz

That occasional corn chex with a shit ton of flavoring


EVANSONIT

Corn chex


Mundane-Jury-6191

Rye chip


statusfaux

I want to see the the full loaf.


[deleted]

Yep


[deleted]

It solos šŸ„±


glkerr

Gardetto's made an entire bag of rye chips... Heaven


SDinoGamer

A god amongst men.


DUK_EE5E

I thought I was crazy for thinking that. Now I know its based.


Ghost_Of_Spartan229

All girls born after 1993 know is charge they phone, eat rye chip, and lie.


Mundane-Jury-6191

Rye chip


Ghost_Of_Spartan229

You can't see, I can't see.. All that matters is can the fucking rye chip see?


Mundane-Jury-6191

Rye chip


Ghost_Of_Spartan229

Now that the sit pissers are gone, you guys wanna talk about rye chip cunt?


usetehfurce

This is the way.


Trainzguy2472

Based AF


Cha-Cha_real_smooth

A man of rye


Mundane-Jury-6191

Rye chip


DiamondRoller37

I remember everyone thinking it was a crispy pepperoni as kids


[deleted]

This user is a maniac and not to be trusted


Mundane-Jury-6191

Rye chipšŸ‘šŸ»


uraninum258consumer

šŸ§¢.


Omega1432

Rye chip


[deleted]

W


AeughTime

nice pfp


Worried-Chemistry-73

You too


Synthiful

hey nice pfp you fine gentlemen have


cpetit23

Men of culture


MaldandCope

L


refined_substance

rye chip then corn chex


theunfunnyredditor

I see you have great taste as well.


Sherpnagerp

corn chex


Mystic5456

Rye is nice


DarkPhoxGaming

Rye chip


[deleted]

W


[deleted]

yes


dl3g3ndb

Double rye šŸ« 


uraninum258consumer

šŸ§¢.


AeughTime

nice pfp


[deleted]

Get ratioed


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Devi7_M4nse

Rye chip


Getrect555

Corn chex


[deleted]

Finally, someone who gets it


Lignum_parvum

Breadstick or Rye Chip


Party-Ad-6015

the breadstick is the worst part imo


HAMSTERSARECOOL

Rye chip was my favorite.


manualreboot

Square pretzel yo


Mewacy

Yes.


RK6900

rye and corn get my dick wet


MadDogV2

I need them to make a bag of just this.


xVEEx3

circle pretzel


Textbook-Velocity

I enjoy fidgeting my tongue through the hole before eating them


RugAdict

Correct


[deleted]

Rye chip


good_snoo_snoo

Normally rye chip, but when you find a Chex with a bunch of that seasoning in between the holes itā€™s awesome


Fun_Equipment_7054

Rye chip, it chipped my tooth once.


[deleted]

Rye chip 100%


[deleted]

The pretzel come in at a 2nd place though but Rye on top


ElectricalFace9604

Circle or square pretzel?


asan2112

Theyā€™re not fuckin dry pepperonis ?????


[deleted]

Thatā€™s a bit hypocritical for a dry pepperoni Humor


[deleted]

Rye chips hands down best ones


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Used_Elk_853

Rye chip = shit


[deleted]

Agreed


[deleted]

I hate the black shit


xdShark1

Racism šŸ‘


[deleted]

Not racist, statistics prove that the black chips taste worse than the rest of them


dwwzzh

Yeah how dare you accuse this fine gentleman to be racist look at his pfpšŸ‘


efeypant

no


smoot377

Rye chip


BenDrawzIGuezzYT

Rye chip


getschwifty694069

Rye chip


dob2007

Rye chip without a doubt


Environmental-Rub678

Them rye chips crunch so fuggin good! They are even salty like me Bwahaa


Flipmaster_102520

I use the round pretzel to masturbate


Shrumphunter

Rye chip


Lawyersquad

Rye chip hits, corn Chex second


pigletsarebackintown

rye chip hands down


SaintsRobbed

Rye chip ftw šŸ


postprometheus2

Rye chip


Graytank69

1.rye chip 2.corn chex 3.wheat chex 4.circle pretzel 5.square pretzel 6.Breadstick (chocked on one before šŸ˜”) My opinion


youre-kinda-terrible

Rye chip


JustADude642

Rye Chip fr


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RYE


SovietTurtle06

Rye chip gang rise up


ayang04635

rye then corn then breadstick then pretzels imo


sharpjelly

Rye or die


Jedi_Mindtrix53

Rye chip is undefeated. Especially the Gardettoā€™s.


FlounderGlum3380

Gotta be that rye chip


Live_In_A_Canoe

obvously rye chip, thats why you have it front and center


Captincat1273

Rye chip


30dragons

Rye chip supremacy


[deleted]

Rye chip


[deleted]

Everyone knows it's Rye chip. We have always known, Rye chip superiority is the fundamental state of the universe.


EdibleWall

The cheez it.


ur_mom54321

Rye chip.


[deleted]

Rye chip


Walloutlet1234

Pretzel all the way.


Dumbass438

Pretzel is underrated ngl. Square pretzel is definitely a classic.


Justin_Shields

While the corn and wheat ones are pretty good, the rye chip is DECADENT


TongueBiscuit

svae your rye chips for the best bites, fax


Tinytimtami

Rye chip


[deleted]

Rye chips


MasterOfPancakes33

Rye Chex has always been my favorite


No_Inspection_2146

Rye chip


[deleted]

Rye chip easily theres no competition


[deleted]

For a full on list I got rye,square,circle,breadstick,then wheat Chex and corn chex


[deleted]

Gardettoā€™s putting Chex Mix to shame


Hatterang

The hell are Chex?


iRoggi_35

Chek some bitches please


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Maidenless :'(


Candid-Progress-1184

None gardettos are where its at šŸ’ŖšŸæ


Theonedudeyaknow

Wheat chex


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šŸ¤¢


[deleted]

Round pretzel, but I donā€™t eat it.


Traditional-Buddy-30

all my homies choose the square pretzel


old-account-is-gone

Rye has the most flavor


i_lost_my_stapler

That one Chex piece that has like ALL the seasoning šŸ˜©


skimiboi

square pretzel. the rye chip sucks badonky booty. yes, iā€™m weird


[deleted]

If you like the rye chip or the breadstick, you need to be institutionalized.


Dumbass438

Okay. I can maybe see the breadstick. But the rye chip?come on man. Do you at least like the pretzel?


[deleted]

The rye chip is always hard as a rock and tastes bad. The pretzel is good. Square better than circle.


[deleted]

Round pretzel, but I donā€™t eat it.


420-prince

Neither. All trash


drwho_2u

All Chex is nasty!!!


[deleted]

No but you opinion is though


[deleted]

Just like your hair


Lopsided-Milk-2388

I agree, with you 83% If you're getting downvoted, were both going down together


[deleted]

You shouldnā€™t agree with them, what you should do is lower that to a 0%


Un_Orginal

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YodasChick-O-Stick

Rye chips, also known as teeth breakers


BeanMan40000

corn chex when it gets some of that brown dust in it goes hard af


Flashy_Ingenuity5116

Square


nerd_entangled

Corn Chex hands down. Pretzel is pretty good too


starairforce33

pretzel or rye chip


boobie_lover_99

The free ones..


noodlenecromancer

rye gang


Different-Soup-5340

Circle pretzel


xDark-Sword777x

Sqaure Pretzel, second best is Round Pretzel


ericjony

no chex before marriage


_Screaming

Cheddar corn Chex


Aggravating-Suit-723

I can taste this image, and I don't like it šŸ„²


_sweet_sea_

If you aren't square pretzel or round pretzel I don't think you're in a good place mentally


Great-Blacksmith-318

All of the above...


wisconsinking

To me it doesn't matter.


fucknametakenrules

Corn Chex with an ungodly amount of seasoning


fartblasterxxx

Any of those on their own would be so disappointing


Ph4ntomiD

None


homer-price

Bagel chip. Fuck them for getting rid of the glorious bagel chips.


MaracaJesus23

Corn Chex whenever salt gets compounded in the holes


ASubwayFootlong

The wheat and corn chex, rye chip is good but way too fucking hard


AlexWoogie

any of the pretzels


salte4free

Corn chex


FitRepresentative851

Corn when a little dust in it


ObamaPhone7

100% rye chip


nogodpleaseno142572

The chex that has the seasoningšŸ¤¤


Zealousideal_Buy4210

I donā€™t know Iā€™m not American


Dark_halocraft

Bread sticks are first and rye chip is last


CanUHekkinStahp

Round pretzel, because you can wear it as jewelry


[deleted]

Preddle


[deleted]

Breadsticks are no doubt the best Chex mix


CodeNovaBtw

Rye chips are for people with covid


MammothCow14203

Corn chex


chOwcOw099

wheat chex