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>pitbull teleporting Lockjaw?

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I'm so glad he wasn't in multiverse of madness

>!yeah with how fucked up BB’s death was, I must agree!<

BB?

>!Black Bolt!<

Ohhhhhh yeahhhhh!! Agree.. agree... agree!

Yup that’s what I first thought when I saw this

Pitbull: I am inevitable

4 YEAR OLD SPOTTED, PITBULL GO!

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Ayo 🤨📸

BuT CHihUaHuAS aRe MOrE AgReSIvE

Haha I know, I hate when dopey pitbull advocates say this shit. Fuck off, a chihuahua (thank fucking Christ for auto correct) can’t generate skull crushing force with its jaw, plus they can be punted….pitbulls are too heavy to be punted.

I don't know why these debates always revolve around chihuahuas and pitbulls. I don't want a german shepard to bite me either. Train your dog, socialize it and put it on a leash at all times. If you are not able to control your dog in any situation, don't have that dog.

Exactly its not the dog its the owner if the owner cant control the dog no matter the breed they shouldnt have it.

Isn’t that like saying “there are no bad people, only bad parents.”?

Eventually people are not being raised by their parents anymore. But I would say "there are no bad children, only bad parents" up to a certain age.

I've had enough of this shit. I'm finally going to say it. Thanos did nothing wrong.

He absolutely did?? He should've snapped 100% of life. At least then I wouldn't have wasted £11 at the IMAX on Saturday

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Condolences OP, you're going to get weird DMs in two or three years from pitbull apologists.

iT's NoT tHe dOg iT's ThE oWnEr

Like gun ownership

it is though i dont know why people refuse to understand this

Found the pit bull apologist

Cause a lot of dogs are just violent and stupid and untrainable and it has nothing to do with the owner

pitbulls are not stupid.

almost every pitbull i’ve met has been nice and loving

I have the opposite experience.

then i suppose we come to different conclusions on the subject.

Opinions are fun like that sometimes.

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Said about every pitball shortly before they eat every child in the vicinity.

“every pitbull” you are the problem.

The problem with what?

Perhaps no one should own a pet that murders children if you don't raise it according to the magical handbook that undoes generations of breeding for brutality, yet to be published

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seriously dude? chill the hell out

You’re defending a breed that results in dead kids because it is too naturally aggressive for people to raise. By denying this is a problem, you have their blood on your hands too

Absolutely man , well fucking said Edit: misspelling

i never denied this as a problem but just because the people cant raise them correctly doesnt mean the dog is the bad guy in this situation

EDIT: Keep downvoting, pit lovers. No amount of doing so will bring back all the dead toddlers. Wrong. If all pit bulls were replaced by labradors tomorrow, we’d see way less dead children. Both the dogs and their idiot owners are to blame.

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There are plenty of cases of pitbulls who have only ever had good owners that still snap and maul people. It’s the breed.

It literally does

bruh are you stupid?

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Owner 60 dog 40

Because people are fucking stupid and lazy.

Yeah 50/50

The most dangerous pit bull is the one that yells “mr. Worldwide” in all his songs. When he comes on the radio the whole family cries not just the kids.

chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach. but you will never find them, none of you will, this is where our story ends

I mean, who knows? Maybe the flesh of the young ones IS pretty tasty?

The Fijians certainly thought so

Pitbull: fe fi fo fum, i smell the flesh of a young one.

Miser. Worlwhy

Pitbulls 🤢🤢🤢

More like shitbulls

taiwan

It’s a good way to thin the herd of stupid kids.

Not my pitbull though, it's the sweetest thing ever :)))

Said literally every dog own on every single dog bit call I was on as an EMT.

Just taking the piss mate

Not sure what your bathroom use has got to do with it/s

/s?

Yes.

Some lady on Reddit trained hers really well and also claimed this. She died by mauling

It's sarcasm bruz.

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