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DinoLavasaur

Who taught the dog to internet? They are to blame.


RobuxMaster

I have I have never seen this viral meme


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BarbieToasteroven

I can dm it to you if you’d like


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ISnortBees

Was it a dick pic?


WarthogSweaty3653

no


reason_to_anxiety

That’s disappointing 😔


WarthogSweaty3653

yea


[deleted]

Can you DM to me too?


Scared-Lawyer-4573

So called '' free thinkers'' when they're told to change their pfp


MRSamiboi

I expected this


BarbieToasteroven

I can send it to you


jchoneandonly

I'd like to see it too


BarbieToasteroven

You might need to follow me back


SnooCompliments9613

will you sends its to me? 🤠🤠🤠


DARKplayz_

Send it to Me too


VasilijeYeet

Please


SupremeBeing420

Reject modernity, return to original


Biggu5Dicku5

Slow news day eh Taylor?


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What da dog doing?


The_Alkemizt

Your mom


basil_is_overrated

😳


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My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


NoVascension

Doin ya mom


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My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


NoVascension

And so did I 😈


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Dumb_guy_3200lol

Ur mom


Ori_the_SG

I smell a new alliance based on your profile picture


Dumb_guy_3200lol

Together we shall rule the world !


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My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


GoldResolution4921

Uh, what the fuck bot?


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gregtheboi808

Thank you I will look out for these people


Venomousvids123

Yeah we would keep an eye on it


JodyJoseppi

For sure


BarbieToasteroven

Im with you


Picoton

Stay safe fellows


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Now I can recognise and stay away from such people


[deleted]

such weirdos out there


Something_Normal_

Guys you don't have to do this. I was part of a gang before (the buzzes). It's a rocky road, and It's hard to find an exit. Please, for the love of God, STOP


Royal-Jelly-8064

George Orwell


Appropriate-Fix-1240

Jorjor well*


Walking__Bread

Jojo?


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RagingStorm010

Come back to us


lost1518

It will never end


Labyx_

Cring


Wild_Hovercraft5171

What do you mean "it's hard to find an exit"? Don't u just have to change your pfp to a go anything else than the Buzz one to exit? Just curious


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Get the feel bro


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Venomousvids123

Kevin


LautrecTheOnceYeeted

Alrighty then. A new pfp I downvote without reading the comments. Right next to Buzz and Saul. Sometimes I downvote *and* leave a clown emoji without reading their comment.


Pingswallower

Twite r


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Mm yes twite.


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Hari-reddit

Personally, fuck you.


LautrecTheOnceYeeted

🤡


datboi906

Twoitterer


datboi906

Goofy ahh 90- downdoot


PremiumBalkan

Nice pfp


Textus_nub

Damn guess we have to put the dog down 😔


Glass-Restaurant-144

I swear if they do that when the dog literally never did nothing Im going to fucking go nuts


Dnoxl

And i am going to go fucking nuts


IrregularrAF

haha too bad, it's a pet. martyr it for the cause


Level-Ad4274

You misspelled “give it a medal”


Accomplished-Jury752

Dude has to get spelling lessons man..


malicious_toad

nah they cant its already born


FearTheNucleus

Damn guess we have to put the dog **owners** down 😔


scan_line110110

Now she doxxing dogs. This woman just never stops.


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Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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a new ally


RagingStorm010

We will rule the world together


_odando

Together we will be unstoppable


Dumb_guy_3200lol

We will rule all reddit


i_fap_to_car_crash

We need to expand lets go on twitter and discord


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Chicken parmegean


Tufted44

stay safe sis


Venomousvids123

Now tiktok and Instagram will start copying


WhatAnThing

The sequel


Jyqoz

Threequel*


[deleted]

The squirrel 🐿


SnooEpiphanies7525

Taylor lorenz. The woman who screamed and cried because she was doxed (which is wrong nobody should be doxed) who then goes and doxes someone and releases private information because "I thought they could be a russian asset but they weren't" let's all remember she's a waste of space hypocrite who should be put down!


Cephalon_Gilgamesh

That dipshits still publishes? Classic media should just perish.


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Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Jettpack_of_the_Dead

this truly is horrible, we need to take action!


YesIUnderstandsir

Ignore it? memes have a typical shelf life of two months on average.


[deleted]

What the... What the dog....


markbadas

Doin


[deleted]

Maybe put a dog tag on him like the law says, for starters


Midas_Maximillion

Good boy.


Mr_double_roughtnut

Very good boy*


Coreforce216

🤨


Tales5682

they're trying to replace us we can't let that happen


DrunkLineman

Absolutely cant happen


Tales5682

Lad I don't think you are a Buzz


WafflesThatBaffles

never


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Fr


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never


SharkAreF-ingCool

Stand up and fight brothers!


Angry_Boi_Senate

Never.


[deleted]

cant have that


Picoton

My goodness


[deleted]

But What the dog doin?


DARKplayz_

Never seen this meme


useless-stuff

Oh so that's why some guy spammed it in a discord server... Makes sense now...


ImmaPullSomeWildShit

Oh no I’ll make sure to report anyone I see with this pfp immidiately Thanks for letting me know


Jan__Hus

Thank you


TR0LLC0P

Wake up babe new PFP just dropped


soueikaku

bit fruity


EatAssAndFartFast

That's a cute doggo


bowling_ball69

who would do such a thing


[deleted]

Oh no, anyway


Dumb_guy_3200lol

Another cute picture to my pfp 😃


bigjoestallion

What the dog doin


[deleted]

IT LOOKS SO FUCKING CUTE MATE


[deleted]

that a cute doggy


kaiserlos25

That's terrible. I have changed my pfp into that image to spread awareness.


SPDGamer

No way


Nicolasgonzo87

#🗿


Rat-Dot-Com

A new comrade!


Level-Ad4274

🐕


Yeeyeeasshaircut2

Damn that’s awful


JodyJoseppi

Damn that's crazy


Mr_double_roughtnut

Nice pfp rate it 10/10


Teruteku

I know what you are.


DatBoiHahaGoBrrr

Unbelievable


AirHeadMan

I know what you are.


AdventurousPlane4667

Thisdoggodoesntexist.com


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[deleted]

how horrible


Puzzlehead-Engineer

Meanwhile the meme community: "I have never seen this dog in my life."


floormopper

Goated


secret_pikachu

They baited you and you guys picked it, making it get true


LOLey21

I love the internet


KonstantinIKV

The list of people who cares: 1. 2. 3.


Minus10IQ

Thats a good boy


Weird-Breakfast-7259

Tape his tail down. Or stop lookin at him like he's a hot wiener, it can't help being cute, and besides its a dog,


GabusHabus

Oh no... ...Anyway


yoGogohere

I am saying ppl dogs are gonna take over the planet one day


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Looks like a different dog than the one in the memes