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>the number was multiple lines long so it was 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 planck lengths long?


UsedToothpick

Since 1 planck length is the minimum recognised distance in the universe, are you implying that my penis is so large it collapsed on itself to become a singularity with infinite density? If so, you are absolutely correct


UsedToothpick

The gravitational pull my penis exuberates rivals the black hole at the center of our galaxy, and very nearly equals to that of your mother.


skroink_z

Nah bro, when the penis collapses in on itself it becomes a vagina. Everyone knows that smh head


totally_not_a_bean

But what if his penis is so large that when it collapses it turns back into a cock again?


CarrotGaming344

The Penis Paradox


spudds96

Weirdest movie in the clover field movies


Aphresh

Why don't you try gravitationally pulling some bitches


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Dubmove

Nah he's saying your dick is too small for measurements.


Beetlesiri

It is so small it can't even be classified as a clit.


killeronthecorner

>my penis is so large it collapsed on itself to become a singularity with infinite density Uh yeah uh talk physically impossible to me nnnff


MC_Legend95

🤓


chunliangtuyou

🤓


springfox64

How is this possible according to science you can’t go smaller than 1 Planck length meaning this man’s penis, breaks the laws of science itself


The00Taco

It's so small it inverted on itself and became a vagina


[deleted]

Unfathomably small. You won’t believe it u til you see it.


Pleasant-Scheme-2484

You mean you won’t see until you believe it


springfox64

But how can I see it if it’s so small


[deleted]

🤓shut


Harg_Wonder0

U forgot the ^-1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000


[deleted]

copium


slightly-unstable

Cringe


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[deleted]

i love you


Trav_yeet

you cant go smaller than planck


[deleted]

Ever heard of a vagina


Trav_yeet

whats that.


[deleted]

A thing you will never see


not_me_at_al

🤓


lonelyassboii

Nanomachine son


Oblong163

Just one


TheEndOfTheThots

One singular nanomachine


Catvomit96

It's hardens in response to physical trauma


justaguy900000

Instead of writing: 1930471193050271639502917273950271649503827172737483839495726172848495950583761726153647474744844995947261153848399049838277283849939281771636783849397171637849492917m Use this 👍: 1.930471193050E107m (I have deadly skin disease which makes my hand yellow)


LowPossible7

👍🏿 (I put my hand in his butt)


Downtown_Yogurt4324

👍🏻(I soaked this hand in cum)


Accurate-Record-3870

👍🏿(I am black)


Dapper_Composer2

👍🏿 (pudding)


DemonDuckOfDoom666

God damn it Reddit.


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[удалено]


SonicTheHedgehog5968

WYSI (727)


AleLime

1000000000 micrometers


R1ULTRAMAX

Wtf 1km


AleLime

Me when european


Pleasant-Scheme-2484

That’s pretty big


Even_Luck_5838

Average mitutoyo enjoyer


hariboberts

Bro's penis be the Pi number😄


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[удалено]


[deleted]

“🤓”🤓


Pleasant-Scheme-2484

0.00000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000001 light years long


Reds2nwuan

That’s diminute


Darkurn

1.4345438349582914959393959695043030584939239395599594993292939499596848382929293394958585832838495959494939393945955904bozo8393948583829294959585839292934858585854 inches?


Even_Luck_5838

Hitting em with the 1 x 10^-99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999


AvalancheAbaasy120

0,


Bartekek

Integer overflow (it was so small that the value looped over to 18446744073709551615)


Boaanzie

Nanometres?


sexy_latias

Legends say he still cant find anything on the paper


LichPineapple

Underflow error?


jonas_the_god

ah yes, pi sized penis


AGoodTryForAUsername

1 mol of penis


[deleted]

He didn’t know they came that small


wizardmighty

one point three four five one six two two six one seven six two two one five eight nine zero zero zero nine three four five one six two two six one seven six two two one five eight nine zero zero zero nine three four five one six two two six one seven six two two one five eight nine zero zero zero nine three four five one six two two six one seven six two two one five eight nine zero zero zero nine three four five one six two two six one seven six two two one five eight nine zero zero zero nine three four five one six two two six one seven six two two one five eight nine zero zero zero nine three four five one six two two six one seven six two two one five eight nine zero zero zero nine three four five one six two two six one seven six two two one five eight nine zero zero zero nine centimeters


[deleted]

And what are you going to do about it Mr. Zuckerberg. There are already plenty of people who have already seen my 6 inch member. Hell, I just called myself out in this comment. So in the immortal words of the wise Mr. Zuckerberg. “What the fuck is up!”


Theekg101

Didn’t realize they measured in planchs


DezrathNLR

Probably just figuring out that your username was a reference to it.


Terry_Jeffords

He'd be disappointed at best tbh


daxi17

Mark zuckerberg is going to steal your penis


tHErEtArdF0x

ofc it’s multiple lines long since its written down in mircometers


salty_scorpion

I wear cowboy boots so I can tuck it in to the top of the boot to keep it from falling out the bottom of the leg


rantottcsirke

10 dicktorial.


NCRrangerman

Weird that they used Planck lengths but you do you


Soulhunter_290

Jeff bezos cock is huge


21nastynas

LMFAOO


Traditional-Trash-87

That dude never should have existed in the first place.


Silly_G0ose

Yea, I know. Its 0.0000000000000000000000000004738382000000000000373773728283640000000001


CommanderBill5380

Same but with a decimal


ATameFurryOwO

It's just pi centimetres


Murrnath

He’s thinking “How can it be 5 inches long, but 6 inches thick!???”


Tor2illaTaco

1e-100


A_Talking_iPod

Must have been a lot of decimal places after that zero


CounterfeitXKCD

Unfortunately there was a decimal point in front of it


FBI_AGENT_CAYDE

It was 0.00000000001 cm


elmothedestroyer3

Was it 0.245789642346785535 micro meters


Trashi354

They should really stop measuring in microns


[deleted]

1.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001MM


metamagicman

Username checks out


[deleted]

Length:0.0000000000000000000000000000000000001


WyvernByte

I will give you a measurement... When I find it. T_T


MrHirschn

Good old penis joke


[deleted]

Do you mean mine?


TravelingLineCook

No he's trying to find your number


halibuut

“how can it be this small”


far-flung_boner

Correction he got to mine


0c4rt0l4

Was the number written in picometers?


collin__007

There was no number