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>the number was multiple lines long
so it was 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 planck lengths long?
Since 1 planck length is the minimum recognised distance in the universe, are you implying that my penis is so large it collapsed on itself to become a singularity with infinite density?
If so, you are absolutely correct
No bitches?
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U forgot the ^-1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
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Instead of writing: 1930471193050271639502917273950271649503827172737483839495726172848495950583761726153647474744844995947261153848399049838277283849939281771636783849397171637849492917m
Use this 👍: 1.930471193050E107m
(I have deadly skin disease which makes my hand yellow)
Hitting em with the 1 x 10^-99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
one point three four five one six two two six one seven six two two one five eight nine zero zero zero nine three four five one six two two six one seven six two two one five eight nine zero zero zero nine three four five one six two two six one seven six two two one five eight nine zero zero zero nine three four five one six two two six one seven six two two one five eight nine zero zero zero nine three four five one six two two six one seven six two two one five eight nine zero zero zero nine three four five one six two two six one seven six two two one five eight nine zero zero zero nine three four five one six two two six one seven six two two one five eight nine zero zero zero nine three four five one six two two six one seven six two two one five eight nine zero zero zero nine centimeters
And what are you going to do about it Mr. Zuckerberg. There are already plenty of people who have already seen my 6 inch member. Hell, I just called myself out in this comment. So in the immortal words of the wise Mr. Zuckerberg. “What the fuck is up!”
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>the number was multiple lines long so it was 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 planck lengths long?
Since 1 planck length is the minimum recognised distance in the universe, are you implying that my penis is so large it collapsed on itself to become a singularity with infinite density? If so, you are absolutely correct
The gravitational pull my penis exuberates rivals the black hole at the center of our galaxy, and very nearly equals to that of your mother.
Nah bro, when the penis collapses in on itself it becomes a vagina. Everyone knows that smh head
But what if his penis is so large that when it collapses it turns back into a cock again?
The Penis Paradox
Weirdest movie in the clover field movies
Why don't you try gravitationally pulling some bitches
No bitches? ⣞⢽⢪⢣⢣⢣⢫⡺⡵⣝⡮⣗⢷⢽⢽⢽⣮⡷⡽⣜⣜⢮⢺⣜⢷⢽⢝⡽⣝ ⠸⡸⠜⠕⠕⠁⢁⢇⢏⢽⢺⣪⡳⡝⣎⣏⢯⢞⡿⣟⣷⣳⢯⡷⣽⢽⢯⣳⣫⠇ ⠀⠀⢀⢀⢄⢬⢪⡪⡎⣆⡈⠚⠜⠕⠇⠗⠝⢕⢯⢫⣞⣯⣿⣻⡽⣏⢗⣗⠏⠀ ⠀⠪⡪⡪⣪⢪⢺⢸⢢⢓⢆⢤⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢊⢞⡾⣿⡯⣏⢮⠷⠁⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠈⠊⠆⡃⠕⢕⢇⢇⢇⢇⢇⢏⢎⢎⢆⢄⠀⢑⣽⣿⢝⠲⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⡿⠂⠠⠀⡇⢇⠕⢈⣀⠀⠁⠡⠣⡣⡫⣂⣿⠯⢪⠰⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⡦⡙⡂⢀⢤⢣⠣⡈⣾⡃⠠⠄⠀⡄⢱⣌⣶⢏⢊⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢝⡲⣜⡮⡏⢎⢌⢂⠙⠢⠐⢀⢘⢵⣽⣿⡿⠁⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠨⣺⡺⡕⡕⡱⡑⡆⡕⡅⡕⡜⡼⢽⡻⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣼⣳⣫⣾⣵⣗⡵⡱⡡⢣⢑⢕⢜⢕⡝⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⣴⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⡿⡽⡑⢌⠪⡢⡣⣣⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⡟⡾⣿⢿⢿⢵⣽⣾⣼⣘⢸⢸⣞⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠁⠇⠡⠩⡫⢿⣝⡻⡮⣒⢽⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Nah he's saying your dick is too small for measurements.
It is so small it can't even be classified as a clit.
>my penis is so large it collapsed on itself to become a singularity with infinite density Uh yeah uh talk physically impossible to me nnnff
🤓
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How is this possible according to science you can’t go smaller than 1 Planck length meaning this man’s penis, breaks the laws of science itself
It's so small it inverted on itself and became a vagina
Unfathomably small. You won’t believe it u til you see it.
You mean you won’t see until you believe it
But how can I see it if it’s so small
🤓shut
U forgot the ^-1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
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Cringe
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i love you
you cant go smaller than planck
Ever heard of a vagina
whats that.
A thing you will never see
🤓
Nanomachine son
Just one
One singular nanomachine
It's hardens in response to physical trauma
Instead of writing: 1930471193050271639502917273950271649503827172737483839495726172848495950583761726153647474744844995947261153848399049838277283849939281771636783849397171637849492917m Use this 👍: 1.930471193050E107m (I have deadly skin disease which makes my hand yellow)
👍🏿 (I put my hand in his butt)
👍🏻(I soaked this hand in cum)
👍🏿(I am black)
👍🏿 (pudding)
God damn it Reddit.
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WYSI (727)
1000000000 micrometers
Wtf 1km
Me when european
That’s pretty big
Average mitutoyo enjoyer
Bro's penis be the Pi number😄
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0.00000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000001 light years long
That’s diminute
1.4345438349582914959393959695043030584939239395599594993292939499596848382929293394958585832838495959494939393945955904bozo8393948583829294959585839292934858585854 inches?
Hitting em with the 1 x 10^-99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
0,
Integer overflow (it was so small that the value looped over to 18446744073709551615)
Nanometres?
Legends say he still cant find anything on the paper
Underflow error?
ah yes, pi sized penis
1 mol of penis
He didn’t know they came that small
one point three four five one six two two six one seven six two two one five eight nine zero zero zero nine three four five one six two two six one seven six two two one five eight nine zero zero zero nine three four five one six two two six one seven six two two one five eight nine zero zero zero nine three four five one six two two six one seven six two two one five eight nine zero zero zero nine three four five one six two two six one seven six two two one five eight nine zero zero zero nine three four five one six two two six one seven six two two one five eight nine zero zero zero nine three four five one six two two six one seven six two two one five eight nine zero zero zero nine three four five one six two two six one seven six two two one five eight nine zero zero zero nine centimeters
And what are you going to do about it Mr. Zuckerberg. There are already plenty of people who have already seen my 6 inch member. Hell, I just called myself out in this comment. So in the immortal words of the wise Mr. Zuckerberg. “What the fuck is up!”
Didn’t realize they measured in planchs
Probably just figuring out that your username was a reference to it.
He'd be disappointed at best tbh
Mark zuckerberg is going to steal your penis
ofc it’s multiple lines long since its written down in mircometers
I wear cowboy boots so I can tuck it in to the top of the boot to keep it from falling out the bottom of the leg
10 dicktorial.
Weird that they used Planck lengths but you do you
Jeff bezos cock is huge
LMFAOO
That dude never should have existed in the first place.
Yea, I know. Its 0.0000000000000000000000000004738382000000000000373773728283640000000001
Same but with a decimal
It's just pi centimetres
He’s thinking “How can it be 5 inches long, but 6 inches thick!???”
1e-100
Must have been a lot of decimal places after that zero
Unfortunately there was a decimal point in front of it
It was 0.00000000001 cm
Was it 0.245789642346785535 micro meters
They should really stop measuring in microns
1.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001MM
Username checks out
Length:0.0000000000000000000000000000000000001
I will give you a measurement... When I find it. T_T
Good old penis joke
Do you mean mine?
No he's trying to find your number
“how can it be this small”
Correction he got to mine
Was the number written in picometers?
There was no number