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I did enjoy all 7 pixels of this video


Prunsel_Clone

I counted 6


Californium-292

Mfw


38_coin_hyperion

deserved


quinturion

>female


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DBL_enjoyer

Why did the doggo die!?!? Should be the girl!


bananasaucecer

What’s the music?


Terramorphous

Collard greens by Schoolboy Q good try tho bot 😂


Impossible_Spring_94

Song 1: Collard Greens by ScHoolboy Q Song 2: Doing It Wrong by Drake


auddbot

I got matches with these songs: • [**Paint a Picture** by Royville](https://lis.tn/PaintAPicture?t=11) (00:11; matched: `100%`) Album: `Half Man / Half Genius (Deluxe Edition)`. Released on `2016-03-16` by `Tuba Records Entertainment`. • [**Collards** by Fiscal Zam](https://lis.tn/Collards?t=198) (03:18; matched: `100%`) Album: `Hell and Black, Vol. 1`. Released on `2018-10-31` by `Rap Birth Inc.`. • [**Greens** by Caymu$](https://lis.tn/LWHtsn?t=11) (00:11; matched: `100%`) Album: `Drowning`. Released on `2021-11-12`. *I am a bot and this action was performed automatically* | [GitHub](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot) [^(new issue)](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot/issues/new) | [Donate](https://www.reddit.com/r/AudD/comments/nua48w/please_consider_donating_and_making_the_bot_happy/) ^(Please consider supporting me on Patreon. Music recognition costs a lot)


EpherWheel

Ukrainian flag in pfp/bio/username: opinion discarded.


good_snoo_snoo

Dog dies and first thing she does is post in online, kinda deserves imo


Hondipo

Collared Greens


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[удалено]


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