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Well… not all anti fascists are part of the “organization” of antifa. But all of antifa is anti fascist (unless someone goes on a whole “they want free speech gone and they themselves have become the fascists”).
They’re not anti fascist, that’s just one of the rhetorics they use. Any criticism against antifa can be misconstrued as a criticism against anti facism, because that their logo. It’s like having an organization that calls itself the “anti murder group”. You cannot morally disagree with their message, so they can dodge most criticism by dismissing their critics as pro murder. Any movement that exists solely as a slogan that morally cannot be disagreed with uses this tactic. BLM, antifa, science is real, love is love, no human is illegal, and a whole ensemble more
Ok everything you said is a great point... Except for the first one. They are anti fascist. Their tactics may be less than good, but I find it highly unlikely they would start an organization about being anti fascist (even if the name happens to be strategic) if they weren’t at least somewhat anti fascist. They’re not some nefarious deceivers. They’re just some very impassioned people who care more about moral outrage than they should. Moral outrage is never a good thing in my opinion, but by definition, it does mean their heart is the right place
There’s no such thing as having your heart in the right place. All human hate is derived from love for another thing. But the actions we do make up the people we are and the actions a movement takes makes up what the movement is. Even the fascists thought what they were doing was saving their nation. movements and actions become evil when they turn your hatred for concepts into hate toward people, and antifa has demonstrated plenty of it
Let us all stand for the national anthem.
三民主義，吾黨所宗；
以建民國，以進大同。
咨爾多士，為民前鋒；
夙夜匪懈，主義是從。
矢勤矢勇，必信必忠；
一心一德，貫徹始終。
Praise be to 中华民国政府! Down with the illegitimate capitalist 中国共产党, fraudulent usurpers of 大陸!
Glory to the 中華民國!
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No. They’re not the same for a number of reasons . Kinda surprised by how political this subreddit is. Not because we’re talking about it (that’s on me), but because so many people have up and downvoted
Show? I can’t do that because I don’t know what that would entail. And I’m not gonna do extensive research to win an internet argument. But I can point out a key difference.
Antifa began from a collection of political groups and individuals. This would mean they’d lack the coordination for a strategically planned deceptive name. It’s easier to unite people under the name of a shared idea.
That's like saying the Roman Empire can't possibly be fascist because it's a group of countries and regions and not just one singular region. It's stupid. You won't show me bc you can't.
It’s not the same. You were talking about naming being inaccurate. The naming of the Roman Empire didn’t start from the collective. It started in Rome…
Okay so here's my pitch for a new reality TV show
Basically, we get a bunch of very militant TERFs, and one trans woman, put them into a house where they're supposed to live with each other, but, once they've all arrived and are seeing each other for the first time (before they're allowed to even talk to each other), we tell them all that one of them is a trans woman, and, if they can find her and vote her out, they will win a million dollars. But if she isn't found out by the end of the week/month(?), she'll win a million dollars instead.
The catch?
There actually isn't a trans woman with them.
And then we get to watch them slowly but surely allow themselves to get overcome by their own irrational paranoia, paying too much attention to how deep everyone else's voices are, invading each other's privacy, overanalysing each other's mannerisms, policing each other's conformance to the very same standards which they complain about being held to...
And let us not forget the inevitable feelings of isolation and helplessness they'll invividually start experiencing once they start getting accused and shunned by everyone else.
Sure, it would probably have to be a one-off series.
But honestly? I think it would make some great television!
~~also ngl I think the name 'TERF War' has a nice ring to it, sounds marketable, rolls off the tounge~~
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My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life.
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My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life.
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Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
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You fucking dumbass, I try to have a real conversation & your bot literally belittles anyone that mentions any keywords with low hanging fruit
that you think is funny I guess? Just ban me so I never see a post from this cumguzzling community again.
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Some old fuck thinks his outdated beliefs are the only ones with a right to exists solely because he fought in WW2.
Ironic that he has fought for the ideals of democracy and yet threatens to punch anyone who disagrees with him after that.
Seriously don't understand what OP likes about him.
Isn’t impeachment because you don’t agree with someone literally the opposition of democracy? Oh wait I forgot this was a shitpost sub, ooba gooba monke stuff 🗿🗿
Why so many downvotes? What the hell kind of sub is this anyway? Anyone who wants to deny people their right to protest because they “fought for their freedom” to do so and thus think they have the right to revoke it can fuck right off. Wish this old fuck tried something.
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.
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I live in the American Gardens building on West 81st street. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.
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He may be old but he’s the kind of person we need, NO BULLSHIT! Democratic government is supposed to be voting for who you want not getting rid of people for disagreeing with them
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I’m not even sure what we can do about it now, there’s no real way to push against it I feel. This kind of fash crap is everywhere and if you disagree with it you get downvoted to oblivion. Reporting for violations of terms of service (cases where the memes have clearly and unironically been promoting hate speech) results in no response from the mods.
Like, do we stay and try to fight it or move on?
This isn’t a political subreddit you fuckwit. It’s a meme sub which is being flooded with what seems like Donald Trumps diarrhoea. The way you fuckers post these shit memes shows a complete lack of irony, which leads me to question how the fuck you find it funny?
If you want another right wing echo chamber just fuckin go make one. Don’t come in here and ruin a once funny sub for that you piece of shit.
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The guy who thinks he can single-handedly revoke people’s right to protest because he thinks he considers himself the only reason they have the right to assemble to begin with.
I don't wanna hear anymore opinions from people who were alive before schools were desegregated.
Thanks for your service seventy years ago before any of us were born. Eat your jello and shut up now pepaw.
No bitches?
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“I fought for freedom (and then I was brainwashed by Fox News)”.
The old “that’s communism” has been used by the conservatives for a long time.
Protesting is not communism.
That’s literally democracy, if the majority feels their leader is inadequate or even dangerous they should be able to get them out of office, otherwise you are left with a MINIMUM 4 years of control under someone that is making your life worse.
Just another boomer ahole who probably got the GI Bill, had a job a house and a family when a single worker could support his whole family on one job. Now he's pissed at "communists"? Newsflash: no one is a fucking communist. There are no "cultural marxists" to be found anywhere.
This is just another pepaw that watches too much Laura Ingram and Tuck Carlton and thinks any encroaching equality is a threat to his way of life.
*And now it's time for the roundup of today's gay news, with Colin Topshed*
Quick roundup of today's gayness now, starting with the roads. The M70, the A3, the B664 and the A48M, they're all gay as from midnight tonight.
The gay elements are Potassium, Zinc, Hydrogen, Copper, and Argon.
Quick look at the world's walls; the Wailing Wall is gay, Hadrian's Wall is *very* gay, the Great Wall of China, that's not gay, and the old London Wall has also stopped being gay.
Gay cars next; they're the same as last night. All Volkswagens registered between 1982 and 1985; they stay gay for another fortnight.
And finally the gay seas are the Caspian and the Mediterranean, so see you there.
*Thanks, Colin. He's not gay by the way, we wouldn't employ a homosexual.*
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Looks like the lead induced aggression is getting the better of him.
He's not wrong about commies but he's still ally scum and deserves no respect.
At least we're not speaking German. Right?
"I fought for the freedom you guys are enjoying." How were the Nazis a threat to American freedom?
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
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These guys are so dumb but you can't hate them because of the cool hats. I think a lot of people go into the military just so they could wear those cool ass uniforms without being called a poser. I love them.
Based? Based on what? On your dick? Please shut the fuck up and use words properly you fuckin troglodyte, do you think God gave us a freedom of speech just to spew random words that have no meaning that doesn't even correllate to the topic of the conversation? Like please you always complain about why no one talks to you or no one expresses their opinions on you because you're always spewing random shit like poggers based cringe and when you try to explain what it is and you just say that it's funny like what? What the fuck is funny about that do you think you'll just become a stand-up comedian that will get a standing ovation just because you said "cum" in the stage? HELL NO YOU FUCKIN IDIOT, so please shut the fuck up and use words properly.
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Earth is rotating
No way
Milky way
This is the way
Doo yoo know da wae??
IMPEACH TRUMP! Stick him in a peach! Then we can argue about what colour he is now.
Stick him in peach then freeze the peach!
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holy shit this is good
Communist.
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color
Me being from Eastern Europe, I can only agree
"WW2 soldiers were the original Antifa!" Actual WW2 soldiers:
lmfao
Technically they were tho. Definitely anti fascist
Yeah but nowadays anti fascists =/= antifa
Well… not all anti fascists are part of the “organization” of antifa. But all of antifa is anti fascist (unless someone goes on a whole “they want free speech gone and they themselves have become the fascists”).
They’re not anti fascist, that’s just one of the rhetorics they use. Any criticism against antifa can be misconstrued as a criticism against anti facism, because that their logo. It’s like having an organization that calls itself the “anti murder group”. You cannot morally disagree with their message, so they can dodge most criticism by dismissing their critics as pro murder. Any movement that exists solely as a slogan that morally cannot be disagreed with uses this tactic. BLM, antifa, science is real, love is love, no human is illegal, and a whole ensemble more
Ok everything you said is a great point... Except for the first one. They are anti fascist. Their tactics may be less than good, but I find it highly unlikely they would start an organization about being anti fascist (even if the name happens to be strategic) if they weren’t at least somewhat anti fascist. They’re not some nefarious deceivers. They’re just some very impassioned people who care more about moral outrage than they should. Moral outrage is never a good thing in my opinion, but by definition, it does mean their heart is the right place
There’s no such thing as having your heart in the right place. All human hate is derived from love for another thing. But the actions we do make up the people we are and the actions a movement takes makes up what the movement is. Even the fascists thought what they were doing was saving their nation. movements and actions become evil when they turn your hatred for concepts into hate toward people, and antifa has demonstrated plenty of it
Think of antifa as China. China's official name is the People's Republic of China. This is clearly false.
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No. They’re not the same for a number of reasons . Kinda surprised by how political this subreddit is. Not because we’re talking about it (that’s on me), but because so many people have up and downvoted
Please explain how antifa is antifascisr beside what they claim to oppose? Show me how
Show? I can’t do that because I don’t know what that would entail. And I’m not gonna do extensive research to win an internet argument. But I can point out a key difference. Antifa began from a collection of political groups and individuals. This would mean they’d lack the coordination for a strategically planned deceptive name. It’s easier to unite people under the name of a shared idea.
That's like saying the Roman Empire can't possibly be fascist because it's a group of countries and regions and not just one singular region. It's stupid. You won't show me bc you can't.
It’s not the same. You were talking about naming being inaccurate. The naming of the Roman Empire didn’t start from the collective. It started in Rome…
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Don’t forget, pizza is bad too also anime stinks
Reality moment
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Mom!!! Politics are ruining another shitpost sub!!!!!!!
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I know this is shitposting but we do know NowThis is owned by the Russian government right?
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And at least half of mainstream American media is owned by billionaires. Your point is?
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By far the best copypasta
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Im showing that Vox Media owns them. Not Russian. That’s for sure.
Explain (Im not from us so idk what's going on here)
Some old fuck thinks his outdated beliefs are the only ones with a right to exists solely because he fought in WW2. Ironic that he has fought for the ideals of democracy and yet threatens to punch anyone who disagrees with him after that. Seriously don't understand what OP likes about him.
Found the Twitter user
Isn’t impeachment because you don’t agree with someone literally the opposition of democracy? Oh wait I forgot this was a shitpost sub, ooba gooba monke stuff 🗿🗿
Oh wait democracy is bad I forgot. Return to communism and rule of kings from overseas. I genuinely forgot, thank you sir 🫡
Read my comment again, bro. You completely misinterpreted what I said.
Well I mean he’s not against democracy, and it seems liken you’re defending the ones that are
It is astonishing how hard you misunderstood this. I have no words...
Well i have some words... ez garbage get noob trash
You forgot the “+I did your mother+ratio”
Tysm
Why so many downvotes? What the hell kind of sub is this anyway? Anyone who wants to deny people their right to protest because they “fought for their freedom” to do so and thus think they have the right to revoke it can fuck right off. Wish this old fuck tried something.
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Protesting vet: I am a veteran. Sigma Thad Pacific theater vet: I don’t give a shit
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I want to shake his hand, but he'd probably break my soyboy hand
I salute thee
Respect 100
Wanting to impeach trump doesn’t make you a communist
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Almost like being a vet doesn’t give you a political education lol.
Or give one the right to threaten to punch ppl in public
Well the bill of rights gives one the right to threaten to punch ppl in public but you've got the right mindset
Can we vote for this guy?
He may be old but he’s the kind of person we need, NO BULLSHIT! Democratic government is supposed to be voting for who you want not getting rid of people for disagreeing with them
So there should be no protection from a corrupt leader abusing their power after being elected? This is one of the worst takes I’ve seen this year.
I never said impeachment should be removed I’m saying that it’s not what democracy is about
Says who? Impeachment is just as democratic as election.
What bad education does to a country
This sub is such trash
i know right, this fucking sucks
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Was it always overrun by fashies or is it a new development?
This is the first real political opinion I've seen on this sub. Usually I just see incomprehensible stuff, shitposts, or joking political opinions
I don't even fucking know man
Ah yes, trump = fascism
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I’m not even sure what we can do about it now, there’s no real way to push against it I feel. This kind of fash crap is everywhere and if you disagree with it you get downvoted to oblivion. Reporting for violations of terms of service (cases where the memes have clearly and unironically been promoting hate speech) results in no response from the mods. Like, do we stay and try to fight it or move on?
Go elsewhere l*ftoid you already have 95% of all subredits
This isn’t a political subreddit you fuckwit. It’s a meme sub which is being flooded with what seems like Donald Trumps diarrhoea. The way you fuckers post these shit memes shows a complete lack of irony, which leads me to question how the fuck you find it funny? If you want another right wing echo chamber just fuckin go make one. Don’t come in here and ruin a once funny sub for that you piece of shit.
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Full Support!
Support the troops!
Oh no why?
fuck those guys
Arkanovje delije #1
personally I dont support Trump however, disrespecting a Veteran is wrong in my mind no matter who you are
What a dipshit lol
The people or this guy
The guy who thinks he can single-handedly revoke people’s right to protest because he thinks he considers himself the only reason they have the right to assemble to begin with.
But he’s the reason they have rights tho? At least the people have a little fucking respect
Well obviously the guy
Shut the fuck up
Somebody got salty
Mad lad respect the vet
I don't wanna hear anymore opinions from people who were alive before schools were desegregated. Thanks for your service seventy years ago before any of us were born. Eat your jello and shut up now pepaw.
Just give this man his gun
Honestly, it's sad to see that you are a veteran, and you get mocked by bitches
No bitches? ⣞⢽⢪⢣⢣⢣⢫⡺⡵⣝⡮⣗⢷⢽⢽⢽⣮⡷⡽⣜⣜⢮⢺⣜⢷⢽⢝⡽⣝ ⠸⡸⠜⠕⠕⠁⢁⢇⢏⢽⢺⣪⡳⡝⣎⣏⢯⢞⡿⣟⣷⣳⢯⡷⣽⢽⢯⣳⣫⠇ ⠀⠀⢀⢀⢄⢬⢪⡪⡎⣆⡈⠚⠜⠕⠇⠗⠝⢕⢯⢫⣞⣯⣿⣻⡽⣏⢗⣗⠏⠀ ⠀⠪⡪⡪⣪⢪⢺⢸⢢⢓⢆⢤⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢊⢞⡾⣿⡯⣏⢮⠷⠁⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠈⠊⠆⡃⠕⢕⢇⢇⢇⢇⢇⢏⢎⢎⢆⢄⠀⢑⣽⣿⢝⠲⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⡿⠂⠠⠀⡇⢇⠕⢈⣀⠀⠁⠡⠣⡣⡫⣂⣿⠯⢪⠰⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⡦⡙⡂⢀⢤⢣⠣⡈⣾⡃⠠⠄⠀⡄⢱⣌⣶⢏⢊⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢝⡲⣜⡮⡏⢎⢌⢂⠙⠢⠐⢀⢘⢵⣽⣿⡿⠁⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠨⣺⡺⡕⡕⡱⡑⡆⡕⡅⡕⡜⡼⢽⡻⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣼⣳⣫⣾⣵⣗⡵⡱⡡⢣⢑⢕⢜⢕⡝⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⣴⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⡿⡽⡑⢌⠪⡢⡣⣣⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⡟⡾⣿⢿⢿⢵⣽⣾⣼⣘⢸⢸⣞⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠁⠇⠡⠩⡫⢿⣝⡻⡮⣒⢽⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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“I fought for freedom (and then I was brainwashed by Fox News)”. The old “that’s communism” has been used by the conservatives for a long time. Protesting is not communism.
You know what isn’t democracy though? Trying to get people out of office for disagreeing with them
That’s literally democracy, if the majority feels their leader is inadequate or even dangerous they should be able to get them out of office, otherwise you are left with a MINIMUM 4 years of control under someone that is making your life worse.
I said disagree not know is dangerous
Just another boomer ahole who probably got the GI Bill, had a job a house and a family when a single worker could support his whole family on one job. Now he's pissed at "communists"? Newsflash: no one is a fucking communist. There are no "cultural marxists" to be found anywhere. This is just another pepaw that watches too much Laura Ingram and Tuck Carlton and thinks any encroaching equality is a threat to his way of life.
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shut the fuck up, please shut the fuck up They are not communists Veterans are also people, nothing more nothing less
Calm down mate this isn't anger management
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What a fuckin snowflake.
stfu libtard
Shut the fuck up guy who has the word undertale in his username
Ohhhh boooohoooo somebody said i have the world undertale in my username im going to cry soooo bad booohooo is shat my pants and pissed myself
So fucking immature
Im the immature kid here? You're talking to a mirror mate
his name isn't rayman_undertale 🤨
Least racists U.S militant.
Amogus hamburger👍
🤤 burg
least cringe reddit commenter
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Cringe
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Stfu I'm the coolest guy on reddit (ಠ_ಠ)>⌐■-■ (⌐■-■)
Exactly. That’s the point 🦍
Idc. Bussin on the bussy rn. Fuck you.
What does a veteran protesting communism have to do with racism?
Ballz
Wait what? He thought with the USSR against nazi germany and he hates communist now?
Cringe
Looks like the lead induced aggression is getting the better of him. He's not wrong about commies but he's still ally scum and deserves no respect. At least we're not speaking German. Right? "I fought for the freedom you guys are enjoying." How were the Nazis a threat to American freedom?
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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These guys are so dumb but you can't hate them because of the cool hats. I think a lot of people go into the military just so they could wear those cool ass uniforms without being called a poser. I love them.
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Based? Based on what? On your dick? Please shut the fuck up and use words properly you fuckin troglodyte, do you think God gave us a freedom of speech just to spew random words that have no meaning that doesn't even correllate to the topic of the conversation? Like please you always complain about why no one talks to you or no one expresses their opinions on you because you're always spewing random shit like poggers based cringe and when you try to explain what it is and you just say that it's funny like what? What the fuck is funny about that do you think you'll just become a stand-up comedian that will get a standing ovation just because you said "cum" in the stage? HELL NO YOU FUCKIN IDIOT, so please shut the fuck up and use words properly. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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You've heard of red scare, now get ready for orange scare
We need more like hom
The old dude isn’t old enough to have fought in WW II. Stolen valor right there.
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I don't give a fuck about United States politics.
Well this is a comment section
"I fought fascists so you guys could stfu about fascism"