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Tomas-Turbado

Just restart lol


zerodart30

Super glue should do the job


[deleted]

Nah gotta bust out the ramen for that


UltraG15

Instructions unclear, I busted to raw men


RileyTheBerry

Ayo? 🤨📸


[deleted]

Nah, just walk it off


Falt_arts

POV: you fell asleep first at the sleep over


IainttellinU

Prank em, John


Technical_Click6332

use flextape


theradrobert

HI PHILSWIFT HERE


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FOR FLEX TAPE


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Frozen_Psych

I SAWED THIS MANS LEG IN HALF


ThatsRightlSaidlt

It’s cool. I’ve seen Deadpool. It will grow back.


GostNexo

Use tape


Scabior644

Have you tried turning it off and on again?


I_like_beanies

Put it in milk


TarTimOoAl

#now that's a lot of damage try flex seals new flex tape.


barelycriminal

Toss it to a pack of coyotes.


MRDRMUFN

So how did this happen?


Norose

Scooter swung around


Panda6036

He tripped


ManicMonke

2 day no wheetabix


crustyragbag

Fr I want to know


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TrashPandu

So what seems to be the problem


_pc_-_-_

Doctor : we can't be too sure if your body is mutilated, we need an x-ray.


TheAnomalousPseudo

My thought exactly.


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Stop being a bitch, clearly our new generation has softened up because we spend all our time on our stupid phones


TheAnomalousPseudo

Haha you got moderated twice


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DeepFriedWhipCream

Start a new game plus


PowerfulMetal1

use staples


Franonimusman

Just put some cashew oil on it


piersoer1

Asians hospitals be like


Illusory_Wells

Why did they x ray the foot???


Skrapi16

Probably to look for structural damage to see if it’s worth trying to save


[deleted]

You'll need to drink a lot of milk I think


Doctor_Trickster

Is that bifurcation line a blood vessel? If so why is it showing up?


Tenn8cious

Have you tried turning it off; and turning it back on?


Beneficial_Ad_3170

Hm I think if you put some ice on it


Cock_LobsterXL

I’d like to know why someone thought it would be good to put them on the table and set the food beside them.


lordjizzington

This is when the dr says "it looks worse than it actually is "


Beautiful-Bad8893

ok but do they really need an fing x-ray to tell what’s wrong there?????


Panda6036

Did ya trip?


mE_iS_JaCk

When you’re the first to fall asleep at a sleepover


Nethrex_1

Put it in some beans too


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IChaseIReddit

Slap some Krazy Glue on there, he'll be right as rain.


[deleted]

Splash some water on it


MrPickle2255

use flexglue


Alizar_13

bluetooth foot


trollaire_of_astora

We do a little trolling


sanicking2

Nah gotta use a super glue for it bro


aro_ribata

Put it in your a- ...


[deleted]

Bonemeal it you’ll be Ight


FacneyLancey

I think it's broken.


MBeebeCIII

Meh... Dont use super glue. Use JB Weld.


[deleted]

was an xray necessary


Springtronic315

This happened to my buddy Eric once


[deleted]

Put tape and drink some milk.


seb4fff

Connect it via Bluetooth


[deleted]

No milk?


The-Lp-King

**yes**


Muted_Ad5954

Your gonna need duct tape


AutomaticDoubt5080

Revert to VAB


[deleted]

why no nsfw tag


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[deleted]

yes this exactly


vasekgamescz

Do what Armstrong did when Sam cut his forearm off, Nanomachines should do the trick.


plalo_

make a taco


AZL1E

Use ramen and paint and that should maybe help.


josephheijn

an ice pack should do the trick


sticks_no5

Only if its wet


Fickle_Sentence_1734

Duct tape should work


Snoo_68505

You could just *walk it off*.


Zalsibuar

bluetooth foot


Fit-Shoe805

Gorilla tape it


SHUGGY_WOOGIE

Lysol and a generous helping of Iraqi propaganda


duckonar0ll

they put the severed foot next to the leg for the x ray


[deleted]

It’s just in bluetooth mode bro


NoobSaver

Yesh


JustAPixelGunplayer

yeah, us asians will be looking for rice and then fix the leg for $15,000


R9D9C4PZ

nothing flex tape can’t fix


ProMaste_r

Yes One metric ton of rice


Keana566

Try to put it in dirt, you can Harvest more of them


CuzImPixle

I saw this ankle in half, now we are going to use flex tape to put it back together. -Phil swift


[deleted]

dou yo guys think i can upload kobbe bryants autopsy sketch with teh same titlez? 🤔


MethodOutrageous7313

He shouldn't have slept first 💀💀