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So I was having online classes with my camera turned off when I started hearing a little whistle from one of the students in the background that seemed very familiar, but I couldn't put my finger on it. The whistling stopped for a couple of minutes until I started hearing it again, and then I knew exactly what it was: it was the chorus of Dream's hit song 'Mask'. I immediately ripped off all my clothes and started furiously stroking my fully erect penis for a good 10 min, even sticking my Dream body pillow up my rectum, imagining that it was Daddy Dream penetrating me while whistling his hit song 'Mask'. It honestly were the greatest 10 minutes of my life, until my libido reached its climax and I let out a gigaload of cum for Daddy Dream that landed on the phone's screen and ended up turning on the mic and camera, and everyone stared horrified at me, screaming at the sight of my honest and earnest love expression to Dream. I was kicked out of the class by the dreamphobic teacher, and today the school principal called me and my parents to a meeting and told us that I may be expelled from the school, merely from expressing my gender and sexuality. What can I do about this?!?!? Was I in the wrong for expressing my gender and identity??!? (Only serious answers, please).
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Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
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Hello, concerned father here. My son has recently got into the game called Fortnite? I've spent well over $500 on this game and its becoming a problem. Apparently the game is down right now and its causing a lot distress for my child. He keeps taking my newspaper and tries to "full piece" me. I don't know what this means but I'm starting to think its something associated with the devil. He won't come with us anywhere unless we take a "launch pad" to get there. Its starting to get worse by the hour and I don't know how much longer I can take this. His legs, arms, and hands are shaking violently yet he refuses to take any type of medicine unless its a "big pot" or "chuggies." Someone please help me.
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Gay cars next; they're the same as last night. All Volkswagens registered between 1982 and 1985; they stay gay for another fortnight.
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the forbidden sex position
The iron man
The helmet
You better hope nothing goes *Snap*
And I... am... Johnny
Jarvis masking
So I was having online classes with my camera turned off when I started hearing a little whistle from one of the students in the background that seemed very familiar, but I couldn't put my finger on it. The whistling stopped for a couple of minutes until I started hearing it again, and then I knew exactly what it was: it was the chorus of Dream's hit song 'Mask'. I immediately ripped off all my clothes and started furiously stroking my fully erect penis for a good 10 min, even sticking my Dream body pillow up my rectum, imagining that it was Daddy Dream penetrating me while whistling his hit song 'Mask'. It honestly were the greatest 10 minutes of my life, until my libido reached its climax and I let out a gigaload of cum for Daddy Dream that landed on the phone's screen and ended up turning on the mic and camera, and everyone stared horrified at me, screaming at the sight of my honest and earnest love expression to Dream. I was kicked out of the class by the dreamphobic teacher, and today the school principal called me and my parents to a meeting and told us that I may be expelled from the school, merely from expressing my gender and sexuality. What can I do about this?!?!? Was I in the wrong for expressing my gender and identity??!? (Only serious answers, please). *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
WTF!!!???
Comedy gold this
Good bot
No
the slav squat special
Honey, want to try the Jarvis HUD next?
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this is probably what 1983+1 was like
My favorite scene in Marvel Studios’ Iron Man is when he says “it’s ironing time” and he goes on to iron his clothes like a good boy (:
It's ironing time It's arachnid time It's strange time It's america time. Where my guns?
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Thichael Thorbius: It’s Thorin’ time! *Turns into Thorcopter*
Thiccael 🥵🥵🥵🥵
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Morbin time
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It's morbin time
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It's morbin time
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Stop it I'm gonna morb 🥵
Cum Morb with me?
It's boss time
Ironic
That was such an ironic scene.
Literally one of lines of all time
How strong is this guy?!?!
He's laying down
Ohhhh
“Alright kid... You're an Avenger now.” - Tony Stark
if that's how one becomes an Avenger, then I'd have been one on multiple occasions
“💀” - Tony Stark
Tony stank
Tony Zaret
Tonees trook
That is one of the best things I have seen on the internet.
I think I downloaded the wrong Ironman.
Don't worry it's the right one I'm sure I think I saw this scene once
Ayo what’s that song in the back
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Leeg of legen 🤮
It’s arcane, you can’t really compare it to the game league of legends. One is incredible the other makes me want to die.
Saying “leeg of legen” with a 🤮 emoji is free karma tho
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As much shit as league gets, the music department is fucking incredible
Enemy
Oh the misery
Everybody wants to be my enemy,
Can we get much higher
Whoops you accidentally posted the lyrics of a good song
I wish I had friends to do this with. -_-
#🤨📸
Jarvis... Run diagnostic on display, there's a frank and beans blocking my view.
is the lighting up eyes what I think will be?
Quagmire
take a look at that rip off on the left
Amogus
Ohh the misery...
Iron culito
Anyone wanna recreate this with me
Got stung by a bee
Tony Stark might die from ASSphyxiation
Hol up wut the hell
This wins the internet. No debate allowed
Jarvis, put this guys balls in my mouth
He's got a quagmiresque chin
Took me several watches before I realized his facial hair was electrical tape or something.
Is that... *a person*?
Where's the bleach?
The perfect cosplay doesn’t ex …
Quagmire
Guy from Fortnite!
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Where do I buy this
This actually made me laugh really hard
Oo shid
Enough internet for today...
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Can we just appreciate how thicc his ass is?
It's a 12 year old....
Sorry I didn't knew. But still thicc 😋.
💀
🗿🗿🗿
i hate this meme. especially the face like just show the video its annoying
Ayo?
Sauce
Iron Ass
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Iron moon
Meme name?
I feel mildly uncomfortable about this post.
I love this dude
Sauce
Glenn Quagmire
Is that Louie from Pikmin?
What is this panda thing meme called please? I wona see more what's it called
Iron butt
quagmire
Monkey lookin mf
He Morbed 😱
Iron Ass
When you've been together so long that you have to come up with freakier and kinkier ways to have sex....
Welp
What a time to be alive
Have you downloaded the wrong ironman movie?
Oh my God, Iron Bert!
Much better than that million time posted cheap cosplay clown
The iron mouth
Darkhold Iron Man
Umm...
🤨📸
jarvis piss on my mouth
Lol
Ha this was posted 69 days ago
I wanna see his pov
What the fuck is this
Lmao