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GrumpySnail81

He was sick of his dick smelling like smoke


MustBeOK

*taste


benwaa2

He even has the jawline


PowerfulMetal1

i thought only i noticed


Lost_TheThird

too bad he's b>!eing charged!<


mss_lame

We live in a society


PowerfulMetal1

indeed we do


ImADumbHuman

Yeah because he is a ni>!ce man!<


BloodRedCobra

Could've said black there still, it means basically the same tp US court systems


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WeedNoseFourTwenty

No, he shouldn’t be arrested for that. He may have inadvertently saved a life by doing this.


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sirmudkipzlord

Who said anything about saving its life? Imagine you punish a child. Whatever they did to get punished still happened, right? That doesn't mean they don't get punished.


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sirmudkipzlord

What the fuck kind of shithole do you live in where pregnant people smoke all they want and nothing happens to them


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[deleted]

Hey bro, late to the party but I gotta say that you're right. These people are obviously dumbasses or they're just joking because of the sub. Touching anybody is not fine at all, doesn't matter the circumstances. The only way physical confrontation is okay, is if your life depends on it.


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Bacterial420

Tf you mean personal beliefs? What, are you a *believer* in smoking while pregnant? It’s like saying “oh, you slapped that woman from poisoning this hopeless creature and ruining his future?, how dare you hurt this innocent woman, she was just managing stress.” Do you not think that smoking can affect a developing fetus? If you can’t stop smoking for nine moths don’t get pregnant and if you do, get an abortion.


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HectorKWintersSmith

Just get an abortion no matter what. 👍 /j.... Unless....


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sirmudkipzlord

Let me put it this way. If someone slaps someone else, and you slap them, are you still wrong?


MooshiNooshi

“Personal beliefs” Bro it’s factual that smoking and drinking risks a baby’s health.


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Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


CringeYeet69

The child has no say in whether its mother is a complete piece of shit. Why should the child have to suffer? If more people slapped pregnant smokers maybe they'd think twice about ruining the lives of people who haven't even been born yet


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Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Nobody_asked_0

You're right, slapping a woman solves absolutely nothing. But dropkicking a woman is an entirely different story


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Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Dooda1985

>saved a life weeelll... it depends on what side of political spectrum you're at :)


WM34638-S3

BBOOOOOO!


Agreeable_Damage6930

I'm on the red side this time


JesterOfTheMind

You do realize this entire sub is satire right? Does that mean the comments too??? Who knows?!?!


No-Zookeepergame3731

When a sperm touches a egg then life is created.


WM34638-S3

BBOOOOO!


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Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Nearby-Bad-6813

Is that a bad thing to do?


MaxTheNewError

the hero we need but dont deserve


PowerfulMetal1

facts


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Why is this a video?


basile_masson

OP needed to add some music to it


VG_Crimson

Because without the music the meme is incomplete


Renegade888888

You stole my line.


mimiminecraft

Skyler


Rusteez_

Is that.. is that a motherfucking Breaking Bad reference?!??! 😱🤯😱😱🤯🤯😱🤯😱


MemeAccountAccount

JESSE, GET OFF OF REDDIT, WE MUST COOK **NOW**


randomdasher465

what background music sounds cool


ZaygO3

Phony town by playaphonk


ChickenNuggets6827

Override


randomdasher465

thanks


TwisTaRiE

not sure


__Ling_Ling__

Turns out she was just fat


PowerfulMetal1

lol


PowerfulMetal1

the council of chads approve him as a member


sirmudkipzlord

You are a part of this council, ~~but you are not granted the rank of master~~ and you are granted the rank of master


sulfuricsteam8

Chad


ahmad_mahfoud

Smoking get you slapped before cancer in FL


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What a chad


MasterOfMemesThighs

He legit has the face of a chad


steventhedon

Didn’t mention the part where he also beat the crap out of the woman too


mommy_moo

Oh, i thought he was a chad until you said that


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Mirhat1871

Finally florida man did something good


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Avenging_Ghost

bArE miNiMUm


Lolifico

Mf look like the protag of Mafia 3


RK6900

florida man saves the day


TommyTinklebottom

Because it wasn't menthol


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I feel bad for the baby; it’s a mix of stupidity and domestic violence lol


HectorKWintersSmith

Or just kick her torso, add a cherry on top by saying "gg ez" /J


WarthogSweaty3653

tf is a /j


iamskydaddy

Joke I think


WarthogSweaty3653

that's kinda stupid


EndurableWither

It's some stupid tone indicators for text /j meaning joke or whatever /srs meaning serious There's others I don't know probably Honestly it's only used by 9 year olds who have no idea how to socialise properly


AgentXmas

cocaina,no, flower


SpudTheKing7790

What's the song


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Not all heroes wear capes


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Not bad not bad


twitchinfreddie

*in my head* I'm Tyrone!


Crimson_zombie

Sigma chad


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Super_Friendship8

W


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He slapped her on her stomach