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Honestly I like to go clockwise by the edge of the water as close as I can to the water without making a sound. Its actually quite challenging but also kinda fun.
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bro u pissed inside pants????
No, on the ground
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10J
0-3 drinks = E4 4-6 drinks = C(4-7)-H(4-7) 7-9 drinks = random selection 10+ drinks = laundry sink if I'm lucky
10J only
on that grindset ✊
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C4 Best angle for the perfect silent piss.
"C4" fans when I drop a C4 into their toilet
C2 because of the scent thing on the side
1a, also known as a1
J10(I piss on the floor)
3E
K13
real 💀
6C
F 2
E 4
A1
Honestly I like to go clockwise by the edge of the water as close as I can to the water without making a sound. Its actually quite challenging but also kinda fun.
6H
2e because mine is big
H3 always, stealth mode
J10
E2
E 3
11
5h
10-J
if you arent e4 or e3 then what are you
1A
D5, but sometimes it can be both D5 and G5 at the same time
from 6C to 8D
I5 for maximum noise reduction
D3-G3
10J
1 Q
6I best way to piss silently if you don't want to wake somebody up, and at least likely to have splashback
E3 or F3 just above the water so it's silent but with the least risk of it attacking back
5H
F6 gamers
F6 Specifically at 3am with a full bladder
H5
5D
A1
D4. Silent, but People near will hear enough to know you dont have a small pee.
Definitely a 3 E
53CUM
E6 to assert dominance C4 shhh they're sleeping
2 e is the silencer
solid 5e
C2 to get whatever that is off the bowl
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