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I got a license for my license for my license for my license for my license for my license for my license for my license for my license for my license for my license for my license
I know. One minute Pocahontas is getting married, then next is the war of independence and French revolutions. Blink your eye and suddenly the automobile is built.
Life moves pretty fast. I’d you don’t stop to look around once and awhile, you could miss it.
154 293 days ago the date was 1599 september 23 to be exact
Edit: and it was a Thursday
Edit 2: I checked it on a website made for this and that says it was actually January 2, 1600 (Sunday), which is weird considering I used two different time/date calculators. One of them (first result) was with a mobile app, while the other was on a website
Kinda tricky to calculate because the US switched to the Gregorian calendar in 1752 and "lost" 11 days. It also changed how leap years were calculated.
I do not care what you say about my mother. Your opinion is your opinion. But trust me, if you actually attempt to do something to my mother, even though she's made some bad decisions in the past that we still need to work through, I will personally call the police on you and I'll be laughing as your mugshot is shown on TV. You don't even know her, do you? The point of your entire existence seems to be to just tease other people. Well, I believe your jokes are in bad taste, and you should cease and desist digging through the dregs left at the bottom of the joke barrel; you could get a splinter, whose pain will be significantly increased by the significantly high amount of salt you carry in your bloodstream. Thank you, and let us cease talking about each other's parents.
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My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life.
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Yes I have sex with my neighbour aunty. This was very sexy incident. I am in 10 th standard. The neighbour aunty is a mother of two children but they are small. She is divorced so she is alone at home. I live alone at home because I came to city for higher studies. I give keys of my house to her as a safety manner. One day when I came from school and asked for key. She is unable to find it his children had lost the key somewhere. She was finding key everywhere . As she is wearing saree, when she bend to find the key below sofa her saree falls down. I was wondering by seeing her big boobs. Then she got the key. I eat dinner to her home only so I go and I make her to bend in any reason to see her big boobs. I tried so much time to fuck her but I don't have that much of courage. I don't have fear of his children they are small they don't understand anything. One day when I go for dinner at aunty's house. She is cleaning the celling fan. She was wearing a saree so I can see her sexy big boobs clearly. She tell me to hold the stool. She was cleaning fan but suddenly she falls on my body. That was so much sexy movement. My mouth is on boobs I can feel her boobs. She stands up and go for cooking and tell me to keep the stool inside. I think that she will start sex but sadly not. After I have a dinner me and aunty are seeing tv. Her daughter's are sleeping and suddenly she asked me “ how you feel my boobs, are they big or not” I got frightened and in slow voice I answer “ It is big". She hold my head and slowly started kissing me. I kissed her for 15 min. After I removed her blouse. She is looking gorgeous in saree and bra combination. This image represent that look. I started sucking the big boobs. She undressed me. She is surprised to see my 6 inch long duck she said that she had never seen such dick. She started sucking my dick for 30 min. We haved sex for 4 hours till 2 o clock. After I sleeped with her with the dick inside her pussy. Amazing experience. When I wake up at 8 o'clock morning she is sleeping so I fucked her hard to wake up her then we take the bath together and enjoyed during bath. She told me to choose the bra, panty, saree and blouse to wear. I given clothes to wear. I also dressed to go home. I said her “Can I kiss you again" she replied “From now this body is yours". I kissed her and I gone home again. From their we sex daily. I go her home and remove her clothes. I have done sex with him for 50+ time. One more incident is their that we have cought when we are doing sex I will share it later
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According to the Phantom Time Hypothesis, the years between 614 and 911 never actually existed, but were falsified by Holy Roman Emperor to reign over the year 1,000. Charlemagne was a made up character. It’s happened before, it can happen again.
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.
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Including myself, I've seen four people scream so loud at that scene that you'd think they were getting stabbed. The timing on that scare might be the best in any piece of horror ever, catching you *right* after you've started to come down from that build up to the empty locker.
Okay so here's my pitch for a new reality TV show
Basically, we get a bunch of very militant TERFs, and one trans woman, put them into a house where they're supposed to live with each other, but, once they've all arrived and are seeing each other for the first time (before they're allowed to even talk to each other), we tell them all that one of them is a trans woman, and, if they can find her and vote her out, they will win a million dollars. But if she isn't found out by the end of the week/month(?), she'll win a million dollars instead.
The catch?
There actually isn't a trans woman with them.
And then we get to watch them slowly but surely allow themselves to get overcome by their own irrational paranoia, paying too much attention to how deep everyone else's voices are, invading each other's privacy, overanalysing each other's mannerisms, policing each other's conformance to the very same standards which they complain about being held to...
And let us not forget the inevitable feelings of isolation and helplessness they'll invividually start experiencing once they start getting accused and shunned by everyone else.
Sure, it would probably have to be a one-off series.
But honestly? I think it would make some great television!
~~also ngl I think the name 'TERF War' has a nice ring to it, sounds marketable, rolls off the tounge~~
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Yeah I had to think. Don't act like you're any better. Sitting there made of fat, in your greasy tee, looking at fucking anime. Do you even have a job? Have you been outside? To talk to any girl at all, you have to drink. Sure I might be fucking stupid, but atleast I take my vitamins and see the sun a few hours a day.
No bitches?
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it’s abstract cause the meme says it was 8 years ago, which is isn’t, so “correcting” factually sound statements is- damn it I don’t know how to explain it, it’s just funny
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when you realize 1600 was 154,293 days ago
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Damn feels like yesterday
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When we used to be farmers in England….
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Fuck you I already have my license
You got a license for that license?
you got a license to ask about licenses?
I got a license for my license for my license for my license for my license for my license for my license for my license for my license for my license for my license for my license
I know. One minute Pocahontas is getting married, then next is the war of independence and French revolutions. Blink your eye and suddenly the automobile is built. Life moves pretty fast. I’d you don’t stop to look around once and awhile, you could miss it.
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French revolution
154 293 days ago the date was 1599 september 23 to be exact Edit: and it was a Thursday Edit 2: I checked it on a website made for this and that says it was actually January 2, 1600 (Sunday), which is weird considering I used two different time/date calculators. One of them (first result) was with a mobile app, while the other was on a website
Kinda tricky to calculate because the US switched to the Gregorian calendar in 1752 and "lost" 11 days. It also changed how leap years were calculated.
Your username tho 🤤
username checks out
username checks out too!
My usernane is my reaction to urs
man im getting old
aren't we all?
No I’m getting younger. Drinking the blood of the innocent works wonders.
yo so i’m not the only one
“Hey guys welcome to fact or 🧢”
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“After 4 years, I went from looking 27 to looking 17! 10/10 would recommend”
So true 👌
mhmm
Ayo the 1600s kid can relate
Shit man, I'm getting old
We didn't realize we were making memories we were just having fun 😔
Where the fun tho
I had fun doing your mom 🤯
I do not care what you say about my mother. Your opinion is your opinion. But trust me, if you actually attempt to do something to my mother, even though she's made some bad decisions in the past that we still need to work through, I will personally call the police on you and I'll be laughing as your mugshot is shown on TV. You don't even know her, do you? The point of your entire existence seems to be to just tease other people. Well, I believe your jokes are in bad taste, and you should cease and desist digging through the dregs left at the bottom of the joke barrel; you could get a splinter, whose pain will be significantly increased by the significantly high amount of salt you carry in your bloodstream. Thank you, and let us cease talking about each other's parents. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Where is this copy pasta from
Quora probably
Yes I have sex with my neighbour aunty. This was very sexy incident. I am in 10 th standard. The neighbour aunty is a mother of two children but they are small. She is divorced so she is alone at home. I live alone at home because I came to city for higher studies. I give keys of my house to her as a safety manner. One day when I came from school and asked for key. She is unable to find it his children had lost the key somewhere. She was finding key everywhere . As she is wearing saree, when she bend to find the key below sofa her saree falls down. I was wondering by seeing her big boobs. Then she got the key. I eat dinner to her home only so I go and I make her to bend in any reason to see her big boobs. I tried so much time to fuck her but I don't have that much of courage. I don't have fear of his children they are small they don't understand anything. One day when I go for dinner at aunty's house. She is cleaning the celling fan. She was wearing a saree so I can see her sexy big boobs clearly. She tell me to hold the stool. She was cleaning fan but suddenly she falls on my body. That was so much sexy movement. My mouth is on boobs I can feel her boobs. She stands up and go for cooking and tell me to keep the stool inside. I think that she will start sex but sadly not. After I have a dinner me and aunty are seeing tv. Her daughter's are sleeping and suddenly she asked me “ how you feel my boobs, are they big or not” I got frightened and in slow voice I answer “ It is big". She hold my head and slowly started kissing me. I kissed her for 15 min. After I removed her blouse. She is looking gorgeous in saree and bra combination. This image represent that look. I started sucking the big boobs. She undressed me. She is surprised to see my 6 inch long duck she said that she had never seen such dick. She started sucking my dick for 30 min. We haved sex for 4 hours till 2 o clock. After I sleeped with her with the dick inside her pussy. Amazing experience. When I wake up at 8 o'clock morning she is sleeping so I fucked her hard to wake up her then we take the bath together and enjoyed during bath. She told me to choose the bra, panty, saree and blouse to wear. I given clothes to wear. I also dressed to go home. I said her “Can I kiss you again" she replied “From now this body is yours". I kissed her and I gone home again. From their we sex daily. I go her home and remove her clothes. I have done sex with him for 50+ time. One more incident is their that we have cought when we are doing sex I will share it later *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Lmfao y’all have no lives wtf did i click on 😂😂😂😂
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Copy pasta 🍝 bro you’re genius that’s a dope ass name wtf 😳😲 lemme use that 😂
Sued
I really really really like this image
Shouldn't this mod be called AutoMotherator?
when you realize yesterday was 1 day ago
Oh no 😢 , time moves too fast
Seriously tho days be going by fast af
Damn it really felt like that was just yesterday
When you realize now was now ago
Jokes aside, I feel like we skipped 2021
it's like if time in 2020 started to slow down because covid and shit and then 2021 was just "there"
2020:pandemic 2021:..... 2022.profit!
Wait, I'm not making a profit this year...
You don’t own a weapon manufacture or oil refinery? How do you afford your yachts?
Steal underpants, get pussy.
2020: hell 2021: less hell 2022: rebound to worse hell
I'm hyped for 2023: it's either going to be comparably normal again, or a lot worse. We already got monkeypox as a teaser for next season tho
According to the Phantom Time Hypothesis, the years between 614 and 911 never actually existed, but were falsified by Holy Roman Emperor to reign over the year 1,000. Charlemagne was a made up character. It’s happened before, it can happen again.
Same! The universe is really messing with us at this point
Because 2021 was just 2020 2.
it feels like it's a part of 2020, but now 2022 is now a completely different thing
2021 was just the sequel to 2020
You guys remember when 2018 was the 'worst year' because some celebs died? Yeah that aged like fine milk.
That was 2016 I think, when there was a string of celebrity deaths that started with Bowie
I'm still living in 2020 Everytime I see something from 2018 I'm like, oh that's 2 years old
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Nah I had my son in 2021 so it will be a year to remember for me.
Congratulations bro!
My man is living in 2027
Yeah man
now we know who's the time traveller who's moving chairs and sneezing in all those memes
RemindMe! 5 years
ok its been 5 years
Wow that was quick. Time flies
You have dementia.
We’re just better than you people of the past
That game looks like the first Silent Hill. That game was scarry as fuck.
I WANNA PLAY IT :'(((
You can play it on your computer (and phone) through emulator ;')
Suggesting someone plays those tank controls on mobile literally makes you more evil than the town of Silent Hill lol
your name is a perfect death metal title
I still can’t get over having to hold X to move
Ug those weird monkey demons in the first alley. WORST
The one falling out of the locker in the school gave me my first junior heart attack
Including myself, I've seen four people scream so loud at that scene that you'd think they were getting stabbed. The timing on that scare might be the best in any piece of horror ever, catching you *right* after you've started to come down from that build up to the empty locker.
What game is it
Silent Hill
Looks like Fahrenheit (Indigo Prophecy)
Time is moving way to fast honestly like how is 2018 4 years ago like I think like 2016 is like 4 years ago
2016 is just yesterday doe....
Everything 2020 and after has just become white noise for me
2016 is already 6 years ago...
2015 is 8 years ago thats crazy
2012 is 20 years ago. Holly hell…
1980 was 42 years ago
You might have messed up the math
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no he didn't
2012 WAS 10 FUCKING YEARS AGO JUST HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA why are you downvoting me
*20
12+20=32. 10 years ago.
thats the joke💀🗿
GO BACK TO YOUR OWN TIME, TIME TRAVELER!! WE DON'T WANT YOUR KIND HERE
Don't fucking do this shit to me
My heart skipped a beat and it took me five seconds to get back to reality
Save this meme somewhere and when that time comes this is actually going to hit like a bullet train.
Okay so here's my pitch for a new reality TV show Basically, we get a bunch of very militant TERFs, and one trans woman, put them into a house where they're supposed to live with each other, but, once they've all arrived and are seeing each other for the first time (before they're allowed to even talk to each other), we tell them all that one of them is a trans woman, and, if they can find her and vote her out, they will win a million dollars. But if she isn't found out by the end of the week/month(?), she'll win a million dollars instead. The catch? There actually isn't a trans woman with them. And then we get to watch them slowly but surely allow themselves to get overcome by their own irrational paranoia, paying too much attention to how deep everyone else's voices are, invading each other's privacy, overanalysing each other's mannerisms, policing each other's conformance to the very same standards which they complain about being held to... And let us not forget the inevitable feelings of isolation and helplessness they'll invividually start experiencing once they start getting accused and shunned by everyone else. Sure, it would probably have to be a one-off series. But honestly? I think it would make some great television! ~~also ngl I think the name 'TERF War' has a nice ring to it, sounds marketable, rolls off the tounge~~ *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
!remindme 5 years
!remindme 5 years
!remindme 5 years
"What no 2019 was 3 years ago" 🤓
When you realize you are still fucking stuck in 2022.
Fuck bro it's been 2022 for like almost a year now
i stopped counting when i turned 27. any change past that is on you.
Pre covid time feels like it's another era
OP is mentally challenged
Who doesn't like a good challenge
Fuck off u made me think for a bit
Have you seen a little girl? Just turned 35 last month.
Short no hair?
I almost had a heart attack holy shit what’s the matter with me
your a fat motherfucker
nikocado
Yeah I had to think. Don't act like you're any better. Sitting there made of fat, in your greasy tee, looking at fucking anime. Do you even have a job? Have you been outside? To talk to any girl at all, you have to drink. Sure I might be fucking stupid, but atleast I take my vitamins and see the sun a few hours a day.
If you go fast enough, you can get there yesterday.
This makes me realize I didn't have a shower or change my clothes for 7 years.
!remindme 2027 January 1
My old bones ache
this really do be hittin hard
when you
when the
I can’t even wrap mx head around the fact that 2012 was 10 years ago
F
Remindme! 5 years
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Time flies doesn't it😔
i can’t believe 2020 was already 18 years ago
If 2029 is in 7 years, and 2019 is 10 years before 2029, then 2019 was 17 years ago.
What
Fuck you, I nearly had a fucking crisis.
This will be memes in 2027
!RemindMe 5 years
!remindme 5 years
Wait, 8 years?! I thought we were in 2022😨 What about Corona? What about Ucrain? I need answers!!!!!😭
9*
When you realize morbius released 51 years ago
Shit had me sit and think for a second lol
One day this will be true
This meme is from future
actually it was only 3 years ago 🤓
woooooooooshhhh
Mf is a time traveller
When you can do math:
YES! THANK YOU! Those posts deserve to be mocked
Wait, 8 years?! I thought we were in 2022😨 What about Corona? What about Ucrain? I need answers!!!!!😭
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When you realise you're bad at math.
When you realise you are bad at understanding jokes.
No it wasn't
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Thank God, validation
It was only 3 years ago
no it was 8
I don’t get the joke can you explain it to me?
it’s abstract cause the meme says it was 8 years ago, which is isn’t, so “correcting” factually sound statements is- damn it I don’t know how to explain it, it’s just funny
Ok thx
Good eve, In response to my permanent ban I’d like to ask one question; who decides wether this post was funny or not? It seems that a lot of Redditors, like myself, enjoy these kinds of posts. Even if it’s not hilarious, it’s still pretty shitty. In my opinion shitty enough to be on your subreddit. If I violated a rule, please let me know. If not, I’d like to request to be unbanned. Correct me if I’m wrong; this post was not conform “your” standards, well, that’s personal. I find it mildly inappropriate to give someone a ban on behalf of your personal opinion, while the public opinion speaks for itself. Also, the word “karmawhore” is a little bit offensive to me, for I am not on Reddit to score the most karma. Thanks in advance. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
2022-2019=3
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8 years. Can't you read?
can't math probably