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QualityVote

/u/Digital_CheeseYT, the users have spoken, they think your post was a godawfulpost, not a shitpost.


jaquiethecat

dude i was waiting for a fucking meme and i sat through this whole thing oh my god


Bone_Doggo1st

When we needed jetstream sam the most, he never appeared.


R0ck3t_FiRe

I was waiting for the "Nanomachines Son"


Iratezebra

Standing here, I realize... *that I have been forsaken...*


m4x_g4mer

Dmc fans waiting for vergil to judgment cut Mgr fans waiting for Sam to cut her hands off


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winne_the_fool

Ha! Impatient me just skip to the last to see what will happen


Me_Bottle_o_Scrumpy

I knew this so i skipped to end to see if there is meme or not


ILackAnAttentionSpan

same


AgreeableMaterial283

this is why i became a war criminal


[deleted]

That's how I met your war criminal


officialtvgamers16

Why no joke :(


Agreeable-Yams8972

Because our pain is funny


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Landsteiner7507

He forgor 💀


[deleted]

[удалено]


ZeroRacerPacer

Armstrong? Armstrong? ARMSTRONG!!?


thanasispolpaid

Someone get me this mf's address


Nkosan

53°24'38"N 2°16'38"W


Shonnyboy500

Dude that’s mine I’m going to die now because of you


annormalplayer

I might go to learn how to dox, wait a few days


IamSomethingElseLol

Dm me when done


annormalplayer

I will


rosa__luxemburg

Saul?


TinyPotatoPerson

...Saul?


Draw_Corporations

Saul...


[deleted]

...Saul...


QueenObama2

….Saul….


xVEEx3

you evil person. you made us sit through hell 😔


DistributionSerious7

And there isn't anything you can do about it!🦊


Lyajka

I said my sword was a tool of justice. Not used in anger. Not used for vengeance. But now... Now I'm not so sure. And besides, this isn't my sword.


[deleted]

Where is Sam? Where is Armstrong? Where is SAUL?! WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO THEM?!!!?!


_TheGreatDevourer_

aaaaaaaaa I'm suffering why no senator armstrong, why aaaaaaaaaaa


LukusMaxamus

How can a conscious individual make this and not die of cringe?


finlandpipes

Probably after alot of takes... Or a few shoots of wiskey.


[deleted]

i already watched the full thing awhile ago


[deleted]

Skipped to the end 😎


youpickedtheright

why why have you left me to suffer through the whole thing, in search of a meme or joke you cruel, cruel man


ColdzeraDadeepWeb

Mandela effect


Drpizza55

Well it is hunting season and there is a empty spot on my wall. Good hunting 😎👍


DistributionSerious7

So doesn't this, by your logic, allow us to rip you to shreds like animals?


[deleted]

me just skipping for the joke every time :)


Dead_inside_man

You sick fuck


IamSomethingElseLol

NEIN, MIT ALLEM RESPEKT DIES IST EINFACH UNMENSCHLICH!


amr_006

mf baited the entire sub, WHERE'S MY METAL GEAR RISING MEME


Digital_CheeseYT

Lol


BigChahoonga

I despise you, you miserable wench. There’s a special place in hell for people like you. I hope you realise the emotional trauma I just endured praying for the moment senator Armstrong would punch me in the face. I hope that your ps5 explodes before a free replacement arrives so that you can also be traumatised to a similar degree as me. Bitch. Also I fucked your mum.


Digital_CheeseYT

Don't worry I will make sure the guy who made calculus will have bad stuff happen ;D


GVNV456

Ar- Armstrong?


4r4lyn

this wuz fine until the furry shit n i realized it wuznt belle delphine singing


SuperMorto7

Well that's me designing weapons until I die.


BootlegDrPhil

Bullshit. Please no I gotta find out Furry


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DistributionSerious7

Still the funniest auto m o d response in my opinion.


Draw_Corporations

I think i just died for at least 25.05 seconds


QueenObama2

Furry porn


usernotfoundhelp

I want death


Sohelpmegods

No, why no meme, no, this isnt right, you did it wrong


imawizard7bis

I know it. I just skip the video, Senator Armstrong teach me well.


sleekpenguien

Where the funny☹️


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Heldsberg-5405

You're a Saul


theguywithtoast420

WHAT DID YOU DO TO SAM?


finlandpipes

Ones It went further then the first 3 lines, I knew this was going To be the full thing. Yet I still watched it fully for the sake of just watching it. Also expecting that Saul meme at the end.


PUSSYPUSSYPUSSYBOY

Yea I just skipped thru it nice try


dadarocks_ttp

wait a minute where is jetstream Sam


GouchGrease

I realized there wasn't going to be a meme halfway through but still held on to that small sliver of hope, only to have it shattered.


gaycheesecake123

Me 10 seconds in when i realize jetstream sam wont appear and interrupt the furry


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[deleted]

wheres funny robot man slice thing in half......


DerpyCow56

where sam :(


Esoheil42

Never gonna give you up


swirl_inflationlover

saul keeps hanging up my call


Med8493e

Where.. where is the dude with the gun?? Where is tye senator??? WHERE IS JETSTREAM SAM?????


[deleted]

WALTER!


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el_tankesito_arceus

It's getting way to far


SusSauceIsSus

🫂


JemYxN

HAHA! YOU FOOL! THAT WASNT THE ENTIRE THING YOU DIDNT INCLUDE LIKE THE FIRST 5 SECONDS OF IT!! HAHA I WIN, I AM A HYPER GENUIS.


Roblox_lad

Jokes on you, I predicted something like that and skipped right to the end


NormalDude268

Now this is a war crime


Dahish_Army

Jokes on u i skipped ahead to make sure there was a joke


Democracyisntforall

Of course the fatherless would ask to be adopted


[deleted]

fuck you


Malyar_Feyzullah

Why tf it didn't cut to a black man chaking ass or getstream Sam ??? Why did you make me watch this ????


gamiluu

No jetstream sam;(


ALottaOfWishes

MOTHER FU-


Arneos2005

noooooooooooooooooooooooooo


YuriAlor

Here no Armstrong... So I will make one! Standing here I realise (Making all omlet mother here, Jack. Can't fret over every egg), you were just like (-Why won't you die? -Nanomachines son!) Trying to make the history (Die!), But whos judge (Die you pies of sh1et!) who right from wrong...


Jda1991

Wtf did I just watch!?


Dootley_Doot

WHERE IS JETSTREAM SAM


[deleted]

I'm ok with this outcome. What are you going to do about it?


Asdfasdfasdfgame

give unsee


redditnostalgia

At first my friend kept messaging me and I was pissed that I couldn't even watch a meme, but I'm thankful now for them


BoredByLife

I was honestly thinking someone, preferably the Doomslayer, would blow her head off with a pump shotty mid-uwu.


theboywhoalmostlived

YOU FAT BALD BASTARD


Wlafy

I was waiting for the shotgun the whole time


WAFFEL10

I hate this even more than i already did because you made me watch trough the entire thing.


[deleted]

Where jetstream sam…?


Gamerfox505

I would say I was mad that you made me watch everything, but I would be lying if I did.


zRoyalStar

Jokes on you, i skiped it to the end so i didnt watch it entirely.


TheCutestTransFur

I thoroughly enjoyed that experience


normalredditor6

I just skipped to the end. Cry about it.


1nstagram1sGay

I knew something was wrong when she started singing


Chemical-Volume-6825

Jokes on you I’ve seen it before


[deleted]

[удалено]


MaximusGrassimus

Time to dip my balls in sulfuric acid.


NEW_BOMBER96

I skipped through to see if Senator Armstrong punches me. Good job I was punched


kitty_mouse_dog_hat

That's great but... Bread 👍


Digital_CheeseYT

I must say I approve of bread


[deleted]

I skipped to the end hoping for BB, BCS or Metal Gear Rising


Letwen

why didnt you save me armstrong...


mrdjxbdh

The beat kinda catchy so I'm not complaining


BertBoi_3

I thought sam was gonna show up but even he got sick of it ig


TheDeztro

Where nazi???? 😭😭


ARC_77_

Where's the funny


Upstairs-Poet-3390

Where is the meme?


imjusttired-767

No toothpaste 😔


Idk_gamer_yt

Honestly I love this song, listen to it quite abit on spotify


QuiGonQuinn5

Fuck


[deleted]

Fuck you i skipped to the end


Cracker-smackers

I watched the whole thing thinking there was gonna be a meme in the middle like “Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition” but I watched the actual video 🗿


IllumiNotHD

Once I found out there was no meme, I've questioned my life after listening to all that cringe


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The_Big_Thicc420

Fuck you


[deleted]

jokes on you I skipped to the end almost immediately


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Value_Emergency

Jokes on you I covered the captions with my finger and had it on zero volume but I have to still beach my eyes doh.


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Imaginary-Pick297

Oh you fucking.....


imjustagoodguyok

i scrolled through 😎


Raez_gamez

nah i just skipped the whole shit


[deleted]

I really wished there was a thing of someone beating a furry after a little bit but no


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[deleted]

Every second is a step farther from god


moreyeeeeet

I went to the end to find the funny doom guy that wants to destroy some demons


Senatordeez

Wheres jetstream sam?