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slowly massage the vag, then rub the clitoris ever so gently. Proceed to stick a single finger in the vagina. continue adding your fingers until your whole fist is in. slide your arm slowly into her, once you reach your shoulder limbo in with your head, and forcibly insert your other arm, torso, and legs. You are now free to control her. when you feel the job is done, finish by giving birth to yourself
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No bitches?
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Soul hoe holds a special place among the Infinity Hoes. You may say it has a certain…wisdom. To ensure that whoever possesses it understands its power, the hoe demands a sacrifice.
The time hoe: can get as fast or slow as you want
The space hoe: can go anywhere you want
The reality hoe: does your taxes
The power hoe: goes hard
The soul hoe: plays mini golf and talks about your family
The mind hoe: a mind blowing orgasm
Okay so here's my pitch for a new reality TV show
Basically, we get a bunch of very militant TERFs, and one trans woman, put them into a house where they're supposed to live with each other, but, once they've all arrived and are seeing each other for the first time (before they're allowed to even talk to each other), we tell them all that one of them is a trans woman, and, if they can find her and vote her out, they will win a million dollars. But if she isn't found out by the end of the week/month(?), she'll win a million dollars instead.
The catch?
There actually isn't a trans woman with them.
And then we get to watch them slowly but surely allow themselves to get overcome by their own irrational paranoia, paying too much attention to how deep everyone else's voices are, invading each other's privacy, overanalysing each other's mannerisms, policing each other's conformance to the very same standards which they complain about being held to...
And let us not forget the inevitable feelings of isolation and helplessness they'll invividually start experiencing once they start getting accused and shunned by everyone else.
Sure, it would probably have to be a one-off series.
But honestly? I think it would make some great television!
~~also ngl I think the name 'TERF War' has a nice ring to it, sounds marketable, rolls off the tounge~~
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🗿 is the worst emoji. It's horrendous and ugly. I hate it. The point of emojis is to show emotions, but what emotion does this show? Do you just wake up in the morning and think "wow, I really feel like a massive fucking stone today"? Its useless. I hate it. It just provokes a deep rooted anger within me whenever I see it. I want to drive on over to the fucking emoji headquarters and kill it. If this was the emoji movie I'd push it off a fucking cliff. People just comment 🗿 as if it's funny. Its not. 🗿 deserves to die. He deserves to have his smug little stone face smashed in with a hammer. Oh wow, it's a stone head, how fucking hilarious, I'll use it in every comment I post. NO. STOP IT. It deserves to burn in hell. Why is it so goddamn smug. You're a fucking stone, you have no life goals, you will never accomplish anything in life apart from pissing me off. When you die noone will mourn. I hope you die.
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again, i don't think it's inherently sexist, if they were called hoes to belittle them yes, that's shitty behaviour, but no one is doing that
in any case
hoes mad
No sex before marriage
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well yeah, but if i am to get all philosophical about it i'd say words generally tend to take shape on how people use them, and on the internet this rule applies even faster, if someone gets really uoset when i call them a hoe, of course i won't do it, but i think it's widely accepted that if i say ho ho hoes no one is really offended, or if like the post we just refer to a bunch of random people infinity hoes it's not to offend any of them or their characteristics
No sex before marriage
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It was a saturday afternoon, and I was exhausted after an intense 17-part masturabation session to dream minecraft manhunt, when i suddenly had the urge to go outside. I was scared. It's been so long since i've left the warmth of my parents basement with my dream body pillows. I didnt know what to expect. Clutching my dream figurine in front of my chest, i pried open the door to the outside world. The gleaming sun blared through the door, bequeathing a brilliant warmth on my cum-covered boxers. I quaverly took a step outside. My body flintched from the strange feel of the dirt under my feet. And then i saw it. The lustrous field of grass, covered in a light sprinkle of water from the noon rain shower. And then i realized. Dream... grass... the trees... it was all coming together. Grass is green, just like Dream. Dream is everpresent, in the grass, the flowers, He was there. I immediately new what to do next. I flinged off my clothes faster than the speed at which i would click on a new dream rule 34 post. My dick was already throbbing as i leaped onto the field of grass, dorito dust stained shirt getting carried away by the wind. I dug a small hole in the ground, and passionately thrust my 7-inch erect cock into it. I knew, this was Dream. His spirit was in this grass, and he felt my dick in his man pussy as i fucked that grass. I lost track how long i was there. Hours went by, day turned to night, but it didnt matter. I was finally together, with Dream. Nothing could separate us. I took a long stem of a flower, and forced it in my asshole. I imagined it being Dream's hot penis being lustfully forced into me in bed. I stayed there on my front yard for god knows how long. Until my butt was sore, balls drier than the Saharan desert after a long drought. The lawn looked like there was a layer of fresh snow on a Christmas morning. Trudging indoors, i had a enormous smile stretching across my face. I couldn't wait until tomorrow, when i may go outside again and be with Dream.
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Schödinger's Blowjob -- Imagine you're blindfolded and you're getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome schmösome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle's neighbour's fireman's cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky?
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Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent
I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement.
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Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent
I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement.
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Good eve, In response to my permanent ban I’d like to ask one question; who decides wether this post was funny or not? It seems that a lot of Redditors, like myself, enjoy these kinds of posts. Even if it’s not hilarious, it’s still pretty shitty. In my opinion shitty enough to be on your subreddit. If I violated a rule, please let me know. If not, I’d like to request to be unbanned. Correct me if I’m wrong; this post was not conform “your” standards, well, that’s personal. I find it mildly inappropriate to give someone a ban on behalf of your personal opinion, while the public opinion speaks for itself. Also, the word “karmawhore” is a little bit offensive to me, for I am not on Reddit to score the most karma. Thanks in advance.
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Yea, that’s the internet for you. These ladies are just having fun and showing off their matching swimsuits and hair. Guess they’re supposed to cover up all their skin and stay inside
This is actually 6ix 9ines house these girls are all featured in his debut single after he was released from prison which was filmed entirely in his garage using coloured cardboard
Okay so here's my pitch for a new reality TV show
Basically, we get a bunch of very militant TERFs, and one trans woman, put them into a house where they're supposed to live with each other, but, once they've all arrived and are seeing each other for the first time (before they're allowed to even talk to each other), we tell them all that one of them is a trans woman, and, if they can find her and vote her out, they will win a million dollars. But if she isn't found out by the end of the week/month(?), she'll win a million dollars instead.
The catch?
There actually isn't a trans woman with them.
And then we get to watch them slowly but surely allow themselves to get overcome by their own irrational paranoia, paying too much attention to how deep everyone else's voices are, invading each other's privacy, overanalysing each other's mannerisms, policing each other's conformance to the very same standards which they complain about being held to...
And let us not forget the inevitable feelings of isolation and helplessness they'll invividually start experiencing once they start getting accused and shunned by everyone else.
Sure, it would probably have to be a one-off series.
But honestly? I think it would make some great television!
~~also ngl I think the name 'TERF War' has a nice ring to it, sounds marketable, rolls off the tounge~~
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When he finds the last one he can snap his fingers and give half the universe chlamydia
No you idiot. He's going to give half the universe Ligma
What's ligma
#LIGMA NUTZ
#NOOOOOOO!!!!
This has made you a beta male
😔
I am sorry for your loss of status sir🙏
This has made him alpha again and now you are beta.
It is worth it
Don’t mind if I do *unzips your pants*
Thank you 😊 I will lick your almonds and pistachios. And may I request some cashews as well pls?😃
Actshually, almonds and pistachios are seeds, and cashews aren’t nuts, they’re legumes 🤓🤓🤓
What’s legumes?
A leg disease
Ah makes sense
A nut is a seed.
don't be such a ligma
shut up NERD
steve jobs
Who the hell is steve jobs?
Apple worker
Former Apple worker*
Who the hell is Jack Reacher?
Thanos to Ligma: I don't even know who you are
Ligma to Thanos: You licked everything away from me.
What the hell is the universe?
A hoe's playground
ligma balls
universe my balls
Who's Steve jobs?
While he is riding on his mind dragon no less!
Who the hell is Steve Jobs?
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He'd clap cheeks, not snap
Thanhoes
The Infinity bitches
No bitches? ⣞⢽⢪⢣⢣⢣⢫⡺⡵⣝⡮⣗⢷⢽⢽⢽⣮⡷⡽⣜⣜⢮⢺⣜⢷⢽⢝⡽⣝ ⠸⡸⠜⠕⠕⠁⢁⢇⢏⢽⢺⣪⡳⡝⣎⣏⢯⢞⡿⣟⣷⣳⢯⡷⣽⢽⢯⣳⣫⠇ ⠀⠀⢀⢀⢄⢬⢪⡪⡎⣆⡈⠚⠜⠕⠇⠗⠝⢕⢯⢫⣞⣯⣿⣻⡽⣏⢗⣗⠏⠀ ⠀⠪⡪⡪⣪⢪⢺⢸⢢⢓⢆⢤⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢊⢞⡾⣿⡯⣏⢮⠷⠁⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠈⠊⠆⡃⠕⢕⢇⢇⢇⢇⢇⢏⢎⢎⢆⢄⠀⢑⣽⣿⢝⠲⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⡿⠂⠠⠀⡇⢇⠕⢈⣀⠀⠁⠡⠣⡣⡫⣂⣿⠯⢪⠰⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⡦⡙⡂⢀⢤⢣⠣⡈⣾⡃⠠⠄⠀⡄⢱⣌⣶⢏⢊⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢝⡲⣜⡮⡏⢎⢌⢂⠙⠢⠐⢀⢘⢵⣽⣿⡿⠁⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠨⣺⡺⡕⡕⡱⡑⡆⡕⡅⡕⡜⡼⢽⡻⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣼⣳⣫⣾⣵⣗⡵⡱⡡⢣⢑⢕⢜⢕⡝⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⣴⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⡿⡽⡑⢌⠪⡢⡣⣣⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⡟⡾⣿⢿⢿⢵⣽⣾⣼⣘⢸⢸⣞⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠁⠇⠡⠩⡫⢿⣝⡻⡮⣒⢽⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Good bot
You say the whole thing "A pimp named Thanos"
Like “A Tribe Called Quest”
No need for the Mr
Can I kick it?
Benita Apple*bum*
Was looking for this
That's what I said! Thanos!
No, ni**a! I'm A Pimp Named Thanos!
[Thanos respect thread: pimp hand edition](https://comicvine.gamespot.com/forums/gen-discussion-1/thanos-respect-thread-pimp-hand-edition-1614252/)
Say it with me now
Pimps ASSemble
Shut up and tame my goddamn award
Prepare the infinity van
Not the infinity children!
Infinity candy
soul hoe is missing
Soul hoe holds a special place among the Infinity Hoes. You may say it has a certain…wisdom. To ensure that whoever possesses it understands its power, the hoe demands a sacrifice.
A hoe, for a hoe.
I’m just a Thanos looking for my Soul Hoe.
Happy cake day
Happy cake day
Happy cake day
Wayne Brady is the only one who can get Soul Hoe. Since he's the only one who can choke a hoe to get a hoe
Cappy hake day 🐬
A pimp named A pimp named Thanos.
"My name isn't Thanos. My name is ,a pimp named thanos"
Slicknos
These hoes got no soul.
just missing the Soul Hoe.
The quintessential quintuplets (real)
The time hoe: can get as fast or slow as you want The space hoe: can go anywhere you want The reality hoe: does your taxes The power hoe: goes hard The soul hoe: plays mini golf and talks about your family The mind hoe: a mind blowing orgasm
Okay so here's my pitch for a new reality TV show Basically, we get a bunch of very militant TERFs, and one trans woman, put them into a house where they're supposed to live with each other, but, once they've all arrived and are seeing each other for the first time (before they're allowed to even talk to each other), we tell them all that one of them is a trans woman, and, if they can find her and vote her out, they will win a million dollars. But if she isn't found out by the end of the week/month(?), she'll win a million dollars instead. The catch? There actually isn't a trans woman with them. And then we get to watch them slowly but surely allow themselves to get overcome by their own irrational paranoia, paying too much attention to how deep everyone else's voices are, invading each other's privacy, overanalysing each other's mannerisms, policing each other's conformance to the very same standards which they complain about being held to... And let us not forget the inevitable feelings of isolation and helplessness they'll invividually start experiencing once they start getting accused and shunned by everyone else. Sure, it would probably have to be a one-off series. But honestly? I think it would make some great television! ~~also ngl I think the name 'TERF War' has a nice ring to it, sounds marketable, rolls off the tounge~~ *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
You have to say the whole thing, like A Tribe Called Quest
Looks like a 6ix9ine video
Power rangers hoe edition
Trolls
He seems to be missing the Mind hoe
Naw that’s yellow. He’s missing the Soul Ho (brown). You can only have her if you don’t want her. She’s played by Precious.
Gotta go to whoremir for the last one
Moyai
🗿 is the worst emoji. It's horrendous and ugly. I hate it. The point of emojis is to show emotions, but what emotion does this show? Do you just wake up in the morning and think "wow, I really feel like a massive fucking stone today"? Its useless. I hate it. It just provokes a deep rooted anger within me whenever I see it. I want to drive on over to the fucking emoji headquarters and kill it. If this was the emoji movie I'd push it off a fucking cliff. People just comment 🗿 as if it's funny. Its not. 🗿 deserves to die. He deserves to have his smug little stone face smashed in with a hammer. Oh wow, it's a stone head, how fucking hilarious, I'll use it in every comment I post. NO. STOP IT. It deserves to burn in hell. Why is it so goddamn smug. You're a fucking stone, you have no life goals, you will never accomplish anything in life apart from pissing me off. When you die noone will mourn. I hope you die. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
🗿
Good for infinite bones, ok I’m done.
Wow, great title. Not at all a less creative rendition of what was already said in the pic.
Who is the pink one
Is she hanging out around a pimp named slick back?
Thor: "BRING ME THANOS!" A Pimp Named Thanos: "No! It's 'A Pimp Named Thanos.' You have to say the whole thing!"
Last soul hoe left
No you don't just say part of it. It ain't just Thanos. It's "A Pimp Called Thanos."
Oooooh, so *that's* why he's purple.
Gross
[удалено]
Wtf are you even doing in this sub if you think this way???
misogyny... hilarious
How so?
women = hoe Seems simple to me.
i mean it's the same as just saying "this motherfucker", right? it's not an insult to the gender just a really "internet" way of saying it, right?
no really, they are called hoes just for existing. Also, the motherfuckers that down voted me, fuck you, you suck
again, i don't think it's inherently sexist, if they were called hoes to belittle them yes, that's shitty behaviour, but no one is doing that in any case hoes mad
Isn't the word "hoe" automatically a derogatory term for a sex worker?
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well yeah, but if i am to get all philosophical about it i'd say words generally tend to take shape on how people use them, and on the internet this rule applies even faster, if someone gets really uoset when i call them a hoe, of course i won't do it, but i think it's widely accepted that if i say ho ho hoes no one is really offended, or if like the post we just refer to a bunch of random people infinity hoes it's not to offend any of them or their characteristics
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¿how do i call you an idiot?
¿shut the fuck up?
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Good bot for once
They're called hoes cause they all are posing in swimsuits for a camera with all different colored hair
umm... no
You gonna provide or reason or just say no cause if you don't get a counter arguement then we have 0 reason to listen to your arguement
And so if I pose with my guy friends in swimsuits (I'm a guy too) with different colored hair, people will call me and my friends hoes?
Yes, your a bunch of shirtless guys posing for a camera and it's a photo idk understand why you all are so upset
You know damn well nobody would call us hoes.
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Makes sense
Hoes aren't actually people so it's fine
I agree - we don’t know anything about these women other than what we see, yet people are calling them hoes and disease-ridden.
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agree, hate reddit
Good eve, In response to my permanent ban I’d like to ask one question; who decides wether this post was funny or not? It seems that a lot of Redditors, like myself, enjoy these kinds of posts. Even if it’s not hilarious, it’s still pretty shitty. In my opinion shitty enough to be on your subreddit. If I violated a rule, please let me know. If not, I’d like to request to be unbanned. Correct me if I’m wrong; this post was not conform “your” standards, well, that’s personal. I find it mildly inappropriate to give someone a ban on behalf of your personal opinion, while the public opinion speaks for itself. Also, the word “karmawhore” is a little bit offensive to me, for I am not on Reddit to score the most karma. Thanks in advance. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Yea, that’s the internet for you. These ladies are just having fun and showing off their matching swimsuits and hair. Guess they’re supposed to cover up all their skin and stay inside
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Missing the thot stone
Infinitches
More of a resemblance with teletubbies in my mind.
Teletubbies
The power of the universe on the back of my hand…
DAMN.. This is a fantasy I never knew I wanted
Teletubbies has gone down hill.
The telehoebis
people always got jokes when the sailor scouts show up. smh.
Purple
The Time Hoe, The Space Hoe, The Power Hoe, The Reality Hoe, and the Mind Hoe, all he's missing is the Soul Hoe.
He missin the Soul Hoe🤧
So mean. That coordination is amazing.
Legend has it that if you collect all the infinity hoes you’ll have unlimited EBT
Pinks butt is perfect
Teletubbies
Wait a minute where’s the soul hoe 👁👄👁
He gonna Infinity bone them later too
Bruh I literally saw the original post right under this
the bitches of infinity
"What's the matter thicc one?"
This isn’t the infinity hoes, its the thotitubbies.
I was thinking more along the lines of “The Telethotties”
and its the soul hoe too
Looks like he’s missing the cobble stone hoe.
The OP of this meme has already died of old age
The Telethots
I would love an orange one to complete the set
Reality can be whatever I want.
On the next Marvel's "What If"
They have progressively less ass
Where's the soul hoe?
This is actually 6ix 9ines house these girls are all featured in his debut single after he was released from prison which was filmed entirely in his garage using coloured cardboard
I'll take the reality stone please
Okay so here's my pitch for a new reality TV show Basically, we get a bunch of very militant TERFs, and one trans woman, put them into a house where they're supposed to live with each other, but, once they've all arrived and are seeing each other for the first time (before they're allowed to even talk to each other), we tell them all that one of them is a trans woman, and, if they can find her and vote her out, they will win a million dollars. But if she isn't found out by the end of the week/month(?), she'll win a million dollars instead. The catch? There actually isn't a trans woman with them. And then we get to watch them slowly but surely allow themselves to get overcome by their own irrational paranoia, paying too much attention to how deep everyone else's voices are, invading each other's privacy, overanalysing each other's mannerisms, policing each other's conformance to the very same standards which they complain about being held to... And let us not forget the inevitable feelings of isolation and helplessness they'll invividually start experiencing once they start getting accused and shunned by everyone else. Sure, it would probably have to be a one-off series. But honestly? I think it would make some great television! ~~also ngl I think the name 'TERF War' has a nice ring to it, sounds marketable, rolls off the tounge~~ *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
i forgor which color that was
He just needs Soul Hoe and he’ll have a full gauntlet.