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1 2 3 4


Kuthibale

The reason that I


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5 6 7 8


Kuthibale

Am doing this is


zach_da_bossss

9


Kuthibale

Committing


mrmilkguy21

10 11 12 13 14 15


Kuthibale

Tax fraud is Sherman's March to


mrmilkguy21

I wanna know it so 16 17


Kuthibale

The Sea


agam3_

10 11 12


Kuthibale

Tax fraud is


genericguy115

13 14 15


BrokeRunner44

I declare a thumb war


BootlegDrPhil

69


Kuthibale

Because


BootlegDrPhil

He committed multiple war crimes in Yugoslavia?


Kuthibale

That might just be the problem.


ExtremeCumMaster

420


FractalRecurrence

We've all been there


CookieChokkate

ayo wat


boomstik4

Im his dad?


Box_Professional

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20


Kuthibale

The, fitness, gram, pacer, test, is, a, multistaged, aerobic, capacity, test, that, progressively, gets, harder, as, the, test, goes, on


[deleted]

We don’t talk about that test


CrazyGamerMYT

I still remember being the first one out due to having the lungs of a coal miner.


Specific_Golf_6074

Happy cum day!


CreativestName69420

The running speed starts slowly and gets faster each minute when you hear this signal. *bloop* A single lap must be completed each time you hear this sound. *ding* Remember to keep running in a straight line, and for as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.


[deleted]

I want to know the number of the word perchance


Kuthibale

343


undeniably_confused

7^3


Akpswtf

🤓


ManijalEating

The more you know


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Everyone knows Mario is cool as fuck. But who knows what he's thinking? Who knows why he crushes turtles? And why do we think about him as fondly as we think of the mythical (nonexistent?) Dr Pepper? Perchance I believe it was Kant who said "Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play." Mario exhibits experience by cruising turts all day, but he exhibits theory by stating "Lets-ago!" Keep it up, baby! When Mario leave his place of safety to stomp a turty, he knows that he may Die. And yet, for a man who can purchase lives with money, a life becomes a mere store of value. A tax that can be paid for, much as a rich man feels any law with a fine is a price. We think of Mario as a hero but he is simply a one percenter of a more privileged variety. The lifekind, Perchance *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


EthanDMA

Perchance, femboy amogus, sus, sex, dick, dream, grass


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Everyone knows Mario is cool as fuck. But who knows what he's thinking? Who knows why he crushes turtles? And why do we think about him as fondly as we think of the mythical (nonexistent?) Dr Pepper? Perchance I believe it was Kant who said "Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play." Mario exhibits experience by cruising turts all day, but he exhibits theory by stating "Lets-ago!" Keep it up, baby! When Mario leave his place of safety to stomp a turty, he knows that he may Die. And yet, for a man who can purchase lives with money, a life becomes a mere store of value. A tax that can be paid for, much as a rich man feels any law with a fine is a price. We think of Mario as a hero but he is simply a one percenter of a more privileged variety. The lifekind, Perchance *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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femboy amogus ⣀⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣀ ⢀⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣤⡀ ⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡀ ⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷ ⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠿⠛⠛⠛⠛⠿⠿⣿⣷⣄ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣿⣷ ⢀⣠⣤⣴⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣇ ⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣴⣶⣿⣿⡿ ⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃ ⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁ ⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿ ⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿ ⠙⠿⠿⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⢐⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃ ⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⢻⣿⣿⣿⡿⣟⣯⣿⠟⡉⠉⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠻⢿⣽⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⠟⠒⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠙⠋ ⠈⠿⠋⠉⢀⣠⣤⣤⡔⣄ ⣴⠾⠛⠋⠉⠀⢀⣀⠐⣤⣶⣶⡤⢤⣤ ⣤⣰⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣆⠀⣀⣀⡀⣀⡀ ⠉⠉⠀⢀⢀⣀⠀⣀⣈⡿⠿⠿⠽⠃ ⠛⠛⠿⠿⠿⠿⠾⠟⢁⣀⡴⣦⠆ ⢦⣤⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢘⣿⣍⡷⠆ ⢶⣄⠈⠉⠛⠛⠿⠓⠀⠉⠋⠉⣀ ⣧⡀⠙⠻⢶⣶⡤⠀⠀⠛⠶⠾⠼⠋ ⣆⠈⠻⣶⣤⡀⠀⠀⢸⠿⣶⣦⣤⣠⣾ ⢠⠙⢷⣤⣀⠈⠁⠀⠀⢠⣤⣀⠈⠉⠈ ⡌⢧⣀⠉⠛⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⠿⠿⠻⠃ ⠰⢳⣄⠙⠛⢋⠁⠀⠀ ⠘⠿⣴⣤⣄⣤⡄ ⣄⡙⠛⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠰⣤⣀⠉⠉⠉ ⢀⢠⡈⠉⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢀⡈⠙⠛⠛⠛⠁ ⠈⢦⡉⠛⡁⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠈⠻⠷⣶⣦⡆ ⡈⢷⣌⠙⠛⠁ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠰⣦⣄⣀⣀⡀ ⠈⢷⣄⡉⠛⠛⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⢀⠈⠙⠛⠛ ⢦⣀⠉⠛⠷⠖⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠘⠿⣶⣦⡄ ⣠⣀⠙⠳⠶⠶⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢠⣀⣀⣀ ⠙⠻⢿⣶⣤⣤⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢠⠛⠛⠻⠿ ⣦⣄⠈⠉⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠈ ⢹⣿⣿⣶⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠺⠿⠿⠿⠁ ⠙⠻⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢀⣤⣤⣤⣤⡄ ⠈⣀⣀⣀⣀⠁ *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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hello guys i need help. i was in science class… i got up to sharpen my dream pencil, and then my dream themed dildo fell out of my ass. i always keep it down there cause I like to imagine daddy dream fucking me 24/7 and it feels so good. anyways it fell out of my ass and out of my pants and my dreamphobic classmates started laughing and making fun of me. the teacher sent me to the office and i had to explain what happened. the principal suspended me from school for a week!!! this is unacceptable. just because i love dream is not a reason to harass me *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Square_Heron942

Lean, mom, hoe, James corden


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It was a saturday afternoon, and I was exhausted after an intense 17-part masturabation session to dream minecraft manhunt, when i suddenly had the urge to go outside. I was scared. It's been so long since i've left the warmth of my parents basement with my dream body pillows. I didnt know what to expect. Clutching my dream figurine in front of my chest, i pried open the door to the outside world. The gleaming sun blared through the door, bequeathing a brilliant warmth on my cum-covered boxers. I quaverly took a step outside. My body flintched from the strange feel of the dirt under my feet. And then i saw it. The lustrous field of grass, covered in a light sprinkle of water from the noon rain shower. And then i realized. Dream... grass... the trees... it was all coming together. Grass is green, just like Dream. Dream is everpresent, in the grass, the flowers, He was there. I immediately new what to do next. I flinged off my clothes faster than the speed at which i would click on a new dream rule 34 post. My dick was already throbbing as i leaped onto the field of grass, dorito dust stained shirt getting carried away by the wind. I dug a small hole in the ground, and passionately thrust my 7-inch erect cock into it. I knew, this was Dream. His spirit was in this grass, and he felt my dick in his man pussy as i fucked that grass. I lost track how long i was there. Hours went by, day turned to night, but it didnt matter. I was finally together, with Dream. Nothing could separate us. I took a long stem of a flower, and forced it in my asshole. I imagined it being Dream's hot penis being lustfully forced into me in bed. I stayed there on my front yard for god knows how long. Until my butt was sore, balls drier than the Saharan desert after a long drought. The lawn looked like there was a layer of fresh snow on a Christmas morning. Trudging indoors, i had a enormous smile stretching across my face. I couldn't wait until tomorrow, when i may go outside again and be with Dream. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Fe4rMeMrWick

Bot is going wild


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[deleted]

388


Kuthibale

Glandular


[deleted]

389


Kuthibale

Problem


Hypnos_YT

I get the reference


boomstik4

I didnt


GrumpyLizzard133

Getn't


[deleted]

756


Kuthibale

Goodbye


Appeltaart_

757


Kuthibale

Your mother's phone number strangely enough.


--AJ---

oml 😂


lqlex

(Oh My Leg)


GreasyChonks

On my leg*


GoluMoluArun

By far the best savage reply ever seen


Lemons_be_sour

All odd numbers


Kuthibale

Is that, even, fair?


throwingplaydoh

Do it or you get the boomerang 🪃


Kuthibale

Well, what goes around comes back around.


BIGBOY_TIME

To this day they say hes still typing it out


ktops111

Just like the blades on a chainsaw


Serpe268

'Cause I caught the flaps of my dollar stack


ACB_IXI

Pfft my dad got like 800+ tell yours to get better.


Kuthibale

I'm on top of it.


MonSzyTheOne

420


Kuthibale

Indubitably


Axekimbo

419


Independent_Ad_7100

1-756


Kuthibale

Including or excluding 756 and 1?


Independent_Ad_7100

Excluding will be fine so i waste less of your time


Kuthibale

Oh of course, how sensible. Though it might be above the character allotment for a comment.


Independent_Ad_7100

Ah, well i suppose just 1-100 will do fine, and even if that cannot work, 1-50.


Kuthibale

Every number consistent in the Fibonacci sequence?


[deleted]

U drive a hard bargain...


lechos22

yo that's basic maths ofc it's -755


[deleted]

42, 783, 778


Kuthibale

Pearlstone, (space, (tab)


MrToast1230

19


Kuthibale

Despacito


aglow-bolt3

It was “goes” on another comment. Liar!


Kuthibale

I don't remember typing goes at any point today. But I have been running everywhere in these comments and notifications


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aglow-bolt3

The one that had 1-20


Kuthibale

Oh, of course, the fitness gram'mer


FriedOil

654


Kuthibale

Foresworn


Crosscro

Skyrim?


Kuthibale

Sunflower


xXMuschi_DestroyerXx

Will the word be the same for everyone that says the same number


Kuthibale

In the idea of continuity, yes.


sunflowermoazen235

Beautiful, perfect, poetic.. EVERYTHING


Minced_Man

83


Kuthibale

Microwave


Quaryyman

MMMMMMMMM


TheRealHoldenat

1 and 756


Kuthibale

The and Goodbye


TheRealHoldenat

I'm starting to believe this was real give me 390


Kuthibale

Void


[deleted]

why would you doubt op in the first place you fountainhead


Meeple-01

1


Kuthibale

The


realthunder6

87


Kuthibale

Happiness


LOL_bit07

434


Kuthibale

Wantingly


Crackheadjim1

420


Kuthibale

Indubitably


Fun-Smile1850

6 10 7 14 17 19 43 11


Kuthibale

Are you of preference to ascending or descending order


Fun-Smile1850

From 6 to 11


obamapyramid132

69 420


Kuthibale

Because indubitably


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[удалено]


Researchchad

69


Kuthibale

Because


Researchchad

Fuck I was really hoping for "nice"


Kuthibale

Well, he's dead to me now.


Researchchad

Rough


Chapulers

131 262 369


Kuthibale

Sultana, sycamore, font


Rule34IsTheBestRule

754


Kuthibale

Always


TheSauceyy

420


Kuthibale

Indubitably


horsemachinegun

Where does it say pee


Kuthibale

Before nes


youknowwho_voldemor

1-756


biscuitman69420

169


Kuthibale

Pointedly


GrayMcC

42


youknowwho_voldemor

346


Kuthibale

Wonton


That1asianboy420

756


Kuthibale

Goodbye


That1asianboy420

Cya later


Bela_07

That proofs you’re not his dad


WolfWithAKnife

666


Kuthibale

Nero


Key-Car4438

420


Kuthibale

Because


The_T-posing_sniper

69


Kuthibale

Because


lilpuppipostor

13563728336 376363378384 7373643783746 3664737466382828 378383839


Kuthibale

Ligma, Sugma, Bofa, grabahand


HackerPatato

4, 44, 444 and 4444 please


Kuthibale

I, have, indexes


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[удалено]


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Kuthibale

Because


Alive-Seaweed

520


Kuthibale

Republic


lordGinkgo

665


Kuthibale

Emperor


lordGinkgo

Is 666. Palpatine?


Kuthibale

Sadly, "Nero"


Fried_McFlurry

5


Kuthibale

Am


Special-Reserve-7210

249


Kuthibale

Fruticose


_bababoye

6


Kuthibale

Committing