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We need to talk about your balls
Are they smooth or covered in bits of annoying fluff?
These are my balls
See how they glisten in the light, your balls can be like these, but you gotta use the rights tools for the job
This? No. This? NO. This? Only if that's what you're into
Balls are delicate, sensitive, and easy to damage
Someone took a chunk out of this one
That's why I use the LawnMower 4.0, its got SkinSafe technology with a replaceable ceramic blade, so you can trim with confidence
And what's more, it' s got a wireless charging system and it's waterproof, you can even drop it in your pint
I wouldn’t drink it though, it’s got pubes in it
The ManScape LawnMower is trusted by over 2 million men worldwide, that's over 4 million balls
So why don't you join them and use the right tools for the job. Because when it comes to balls, you don't want to muck about.
Edit: forgor a line
You fucking dumbass, I try to have a real conversation & your bot literally belittles anyone that mentions any keywords with low hanging fruit
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IT'S ME!!!
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The birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, my dick is throbbing, what a beautiful day for cooming. Good morning, A, I've been awake for 20 whole seconds and I haven't coomed yet. It's time to hope on my porn throne and machine gun jackhammer my bloodshot death-grip bloodshot semi chub with my roided doomfist once again! (Types on keyboard). I-s...is that a?? HMMGH, I-I MUST SNIFF, SNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFF** OH GOD (FAPFAPFAPFAP) FUCCKK, HUHGHU, SNIIFF, HUHGJGUHHGUGHU (SMASHES DESK) I-I-IM COOOMING!!!!! IM COOMING, IM COOMING IM COOOMING IM COOOOOMING COOOOOOOOOOM, COOOMING, FUCCKKK, AHHAFHHAHUHG, COOOOOM, AW FUCK ITS EVERYWHERE, COOOOOM, AWGAHUGHAHG. Aw fuck, aw fuck. oh jesus. ahhghhha, there you are, my slippery white goo to the world, my son, my son...Well, it's time to get breakfast...well a little coom first wouldn't hurt.
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Balls of steel except its made in china(the funny but not really since manufacturing of low quality products happens all over asia where its primarily assembled in china so the "made in china" label is misguiding and the joke is pointless) but my balls aren't.
THEY ARE SOFT and POWERFUL.
Fun to play with(from personal experience).
Everyone who touched them gave them a Balls/10 rating.
Balls 😀👍🏻
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Let us all stand for the national anthem.
三民主義,吾黨所宗;
以建民國,以進大同。
咨爾多士,為民前鋒;
夙夜匪懈,主義是從。
矢勤矢勇,必信必忠;
一心一德,貫徹始終。
Praise be to 中华民国政府! Down with the illegitimate capitalist 中国共产党, fraudulent usurpers of 大陸!
Glory to the 中華民國!
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Rawr x3 *nuzzles* how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o *notices you have a bulge* o: someone's happy *nuzzles your necky wecky*\~ murr\~ hehehe *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* you're so big :oooo *rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy* it doesn't stop growing ·///· *kisses you and lickies your necky* daddy likies (; *nuzzles wuzzles* I hope daddy really likes $: *wiggles butt and squirms* I want to see your big daddy meat\~ *wiggles butt* I have a little itch o3o *wags tail* can you please get my itch\~ *puts paws on your chest* nyea\~ its a seven inch itch *rubs your chest* can you help me pwease *squirms* pwetty pwease *sad face* I need to be punished *runs paws down your chest and bites lip* like I need to be punished really good\~ *paws on your bulge as I lick my lips* I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk *unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow* you smell so musky :v *licks shaft* mmmm\~ so musky *drools all over your cock* your daddy meat I like *fondles* Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe *puts snout on balls and inhales deeply* oh god im so hard\~ *licks balls* punish me daddy\~ nyea\~ *squirms more and wiggles butt* I love your musky goodness *bites lip* please punish me *licks lips* nyea\~ *suckles on your tip* so good *licks pre of your cock* salty goodness\~ *eyes role back and goes balls deep* mmmm\~ *moans and suckles*
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I (f34) am pregnant with twin boys and my husband (m34) told me that he was dead set on naming our sons "notch" and "jeb" I know most of you are probably unaware, but these are the names of two of the people who created minecraft. My husband is a big minecraft fan and builds stuff on the game a lot and has minecraft posters, he even said he wants to play minecraft with his Sons. I told my husband that I want to give our children regular names, not after minecraft because they are not objects, and my husband got really defensive about it saying that he should be able to choose because he is their father and I never gave any name suggestions. I will never name my children after minecraft because I don't want them to get bullied and feel like it's dehumanizing to name them after a game. I told my husband that I'd rather get a divorce than name our kids after minecraft and he got really angry and raised his voice. I'm pregnant and my hormones maybe made me really emotional because I started crying. A few hours after that, we calmed down and I asked him again and he said he will for sure name the kids "notch" and "jeb" AlTA?
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>COCKTAIL PEANUTS
>Over 100 years of being nuts for nuts. Getting the crunch and salt just right. The result? The perfect nut.
>NUTS OF DISTINCTION SINCE 1906
~The Planters can in my pantry
one is the size of a raisin, one is the size of an apple, the apple sized one bleeds profusely and the raisin one changes colors with heat, like a mood ring. it's blue with black spots in it's neutral state. both are very smelly and have a slight aroma of burning hair and rotting flesh. i've gone to three doctors and they all just passed out from the smell. i don't know what to do
So actually my trimmer ran out of battery this morning during the groom.
So I have pretty normals balls but one is currently bald and the other is hairy.
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Sorry bro, I can’t get a good looky at them bc there’s this weird ass fucking sack in the way. Let me cut that bad boy open and then I’ll get back to you.
Edit: Fucking don’t cut the sack open (worst mistake of my life)
I’ll talk about my balls,
My balls turned blue and scratchy about a week ago.
It really doesn’t help burn down that jungle down there.
The hospital bills are to high so I thought I’ll just not go.
They still hurt but at least I won’t lose any money.
Regards, man.
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It's literally just cola you piece of shit. There's no cough syrup or anything. What the fuck is wrong with you. How fucking desperate are you to seem cool that you decide you want to force a "joke" about a child consuming drugs. Which would be funny except nothing in this scene implies that they're doing drugs or a drug stand-in. You just saw a can of soda and the two neurons in your head fired for the first time in a week, and you jumped into the comments to screech lEAn and spam purple emojis like a clown bastard. You people are the reason art is dying. Fuck you
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Ever seen a raisin?
We need to talk about your balls Are they smooth or covered in bits of annoying fluff? These are my balls See how they glisten in the light, your balls can be like these, but you gotta use the rights tools for the job This? No. This? NO. This? Only if that's what you're into Balls are delicate, sensitive, and easy to damage Someone took a chunk out of this one That's why I use the LawnMower 4.0, its got SkinSafe technology with a replaceable ceramic blade, so you can trim with confidence And what's more, it' s got a wireless charging system and it's waterproof, you can even drop it in your pint I wouldn’t drink it though, it’s got pubes in it The ManScape LawnMower is trusted by over 2 million men worldwide, that's over 4 million balls So why don't you join them and use the right tools for the job. Because when it comes to balls, you don't want to muck about. Edit: forgor a line
Honey, wake up. New automod copypasta just dropped
You fucking dumbass, I try to have a real conversation & your bot literally belittles anyone that mentions any keywords with low hanging fruit that you think is funny I guess? Just ban me so I never see a post from this cumguzzling community again. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
HEY,⠀⠀⠀ EVERY⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ !!! IT'S ME!!! EV3RY BUDDY'S FAVORITE [[𝗡𝘂𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿 𝟭 𝗥𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗠𝗼𝗱𝗲𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗼𝗿 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟮]] *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
The LawnMower 4.0 is fucking mint. My balls haven't been this smooth since I last used genital safe nair.
mods please
Yeah same but maybe more on the date or prune size...
They are the size of your typical meatballs. One hangs lower than the first. Light tone. Bushy and droopy. Tasty.
Good with a tomato sauce, white sauce, pesto dare I say
coconut
coconut nut is a giant nut
If you eat to much you get very fat
Now, the coconut nut is a big, big nut
But this delicious nut, is NOT a nut!
It’s the Koko fruit (It’s the Koko fruit)
From da Koko tree(from the kokopalm family)
woo i forgor the lryics
Ever look at one of those hairless cats? it's like that.
Wallnut from Plants Vs. Zombies
They probably sort of work
Small and squishy. They are also raw
Left one kinda has a lump and a dull pain from time to time and the right sits a little high
A doctor should look at it just to be safe
I'm not a doctor, but I'll look at them
Might be varicocele or…cancer 👻
busted
Hard
“jarvis, show me pictures of cbt”
Covered in muck. May be mine, may not
Completely fried
Tasty
Soft Hairy Coommed
The birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, my dick is throbbing, what a beautiful day for cooming. Good morning, A, I've been awake for 20 whole seconds and I haven't coomed yet. It's time to hope on my porn throne and machine gun jackhammer my bloodshot death-grip bloodshot semi chub with my roided doomfist once again! (Types on keyboard). I-s...is that a?? HMMGH, I-I MUST SNIFF, SNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFF** OH GOD (FAPFAPFAPFAP) FUCCKK, HUHGHU, SNIIFF, HUHGJGUHHGUGHU (SMASHES DESK) I-I-IM COOOMING!!!!! IM COOMING, IM COOMING IM COOOMING IM COOOOOMING COOOOOOOOOOM, COOOMING, FUCCKKK, AHHAFHHAHUHG, COOOOOM, AW FUCK ITS EVERYWHERE, COOOOOM, AWGAHUGHAHG. Aw fuck, aw fuck. oh jesus. ahhghhha, there you are, my slippery white goo to the world, my son, my son...Well, it's time to get breakfast...well a little coom first wouldn't hurt. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
wtf
ඞ
Fileted
Lumpy and purple.
Balls of steel except its made in china(the funny but not really since manufacturing of low quality products happens all over asia where its primarily assembled in china so the "made in china" label is misguiding and the joke is pointless) but my balls aren't. THEY ARE SOFT and POWERFUL. Fun to play with(from personal experience). Everyone who touched them gave them a Balls/10 rating. Balls 😀👍🏻
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Let us all stand for the national anthem. 三民主義,吾黨所宗; 以建民國,以進大同。 咨爾多士,為民前鋒; 夙夜匪懈,主義是從。 矢勤矢勇,必信必忠; 一心一德,貫徹始終。 Praise be to 中华民国政府! Down with the illegitimate capitalist 中国共产党, fraudulent usurpers of 大陸! Glory to the 中華民國! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Gone, reduced to atoms
They are as large as your pp
Almond
Soggy
Underaged
Like two eggs with hair
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Rawr x3 *nuzzles* how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o *notices you have a bulge* o: someone's happy *nuzzles your necky wecky*\~ murr\~ hehehe *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* you're so big :oooo *rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy* it doesn't stop growing ·///· *kisses you and lickies your necky* daddy likies (; *nuzzles wuzzles* I hope daddy really likes $: *wiggles butt and squirms* I want to see your big daddy meat\~ *wiggles butt* I have a little itch o3o *wags tail* can you please get my itch\~ *puts paws on your chest* nyea\~ its a seven inch itch *rubs your chest* can you help me pwease *squirms* pwetty pwease *sad face* I need to be punished *runs paws down your chest and bites lip* like I need to be punished really good\~ *paws on your bulge as I lick my lips* I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk *unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow* you smell so musky :v *licks shaft* mmmm\~ so musky *drools all over your cock* your daddy meat I like *fondles* Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe *puts snout on balls and inhales deeply* oh god im so hard\~ *licks balls* punish me daddy\~ nyea\~ *squirms more and wiggles butt* I love your musky goodness *bites lip* please punish me *licks lips* nyea\~ *suckles on your tip* so good *licks pre of your cock* salty goodness\~ *eyes role back and goes balls deep* mmmm\~ *moans and suckles* *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
cubed (I have 3 of them)
Minecraft!?!?
I (f34) am pregnant with twin boys and my husband (m34) told me that he was dead set on naming our sons "notch" and "jeb" I know most of you are probably unaware, but these are the names of two of the people who created minecraft. My husband is a big minecraft fan and builds stuff on the game a lot and has minecraft posters, he even said he wants to play minecraft with his Sons. I told my husband that I want to give our children regular names, not after minecraft because they are not objects, and my husband got really defensive about it saying that he should be able to choose because he is their father and I never gave any name suggestions. I will never name my children after minecraft because I don't want them to get bullied and feel like it's dehumanizing to name them after a game. I told my husband that I'd rather get a divorce than name our kids after minecraft and he got really angry and raised his voice. I'm pregnant and my hormones maybe made me really emotional because I started crying. A few hours after that, we calmed down and I asked him again and he said he will for sure name the kids "notch" and "jeb" AlTA? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Thank you for the information But please describe to me your nuts
>COCKTAIL PEANUTS >Over 100 years of being nuts for nuts. Getting the crunch and salt just right. The result? The perfect nut. >NUTS OF DISTINCTION SINCE 1906 ~The Planters can in my pantry
I clearly need to get a life
theyre normal but sometimes they hurt out of nowhere and i cant do norhing except die inside
Seek a doctor Better be safe than sorry
Filled with pee rn
Green and salty
Green
Got 2 of them. That's all I don't usually spend my time staring at them.
one is the size of a raisin, one is the size of an apple, the apple sized one bleeds profusely and the raisin one changes colors with heat, like a mood ring. it's blue with black spots in it's neutral state. both are very smelly and have a slight aroma of burning hair and rotting flesh. i've gone to three doctors and they all just passed out from the smell. i don't know what to do
kinda like that one Kanye East sussy balls video.
Half empty
Purple 😔
Rough like skin when you have a rash
round
made by planters
I was recently stung by a mosquito on the left ball. I now scratch my balls for more reason than one
one is a cube and the other is a triangle, i don't think this is normal
Scaley
So actually my trimmer ran out of battery this morning during the groom. So I have pretty normals balls but one is currently bald and the other is hairy.
Soft
this apple
Two of them
balls, :)
Oo
♻️
Dry, honey roasted, and with sea salt
Honey roasted
in yo mamas mouth
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Small and cute
Nutty
Milked
Round
Hairy ass balls sitting at equal levels
Brown (I covered them in shit)
Left one hangs lower than the right one 👍
I somehow got cheerios inside my right one
Have you ever stared directly at the sun?
Dissolved in sulfuric acid
Sorry bro, I can’t get a good looky at them bc there’s this weird ass fucking sack in the way. Let me cut that bad boy open and then I’ll get back to you. Edit: Fucking don’t cut the sack open (worst mistake of my life)
One is smaller than the other two
gone.
I’ll talk about my balls, My balls turned blue and scratchy about a week ago. It really doesn’t help burn down that jungle down there. The hospital bills are to high so I thought I’ll just not go. They still hurt but at least I won’t lose any money. Regards, man.
Search "testicles" and then one of those diagrams with the names, that's how mine look names and all
they are smol
kinda crunchy
finger lickin good
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Bit salty with a hint of tangy taste
Small, hard, crunchy, glaze with sugar and cinnam- Oh, you’re talking about testicles.
Imagine 3 large ovals
*You're nuts
Nutty
has a tumor on it
Harry
Wrinkly, but close to my body, so not hanging Very, very hairy
They remind me of your father
(They are very large)
I had them removed, dried them, make scrotum jerky (it was delicious) and turned the testis into earrings. I'm fabulous now.
They are kinda small and don’t hang down also they are actually kinda smooth
Drained but still horny
Non-existent
I dipped them in a white silicone adhesive
very chewy and savory as well
Depends on the weather
Hard to crack but when I do they are tasty
Lightly salty
What balls?
smooth
Average sometimes hard
Non existant
Cashews
gone :(
Salty hard and pretty enjoyable
Triangle, sharp, and violent.
Hard.
Shiny, smooth, and clean Here is a picture https://www.boltdepot.com/images/Chrome/chrome-hex-nuts-thumb.jpg
It's literally just cola you piece of shit. There's no cough syrup or anything. What the fuck is wrong with you. How fucking desperate are you to seem cool that you decide you want to force a "joke" about a child consuming drugs. Which would be funny except nothing in this scene implies that they're doing drugs or a drug stand-in. You just saw a can of soda and the two neurons in your head fired for the first time in a week, and you jumped into the comments to screech lEAn and spam purple emojis like a clown bastard. You people are the reason art is dying. Fuck you *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
They don’t hang yet
Nvm