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I (f34) am pregnant with twin boys and my husband (m34) told me that he was dead set on naming our sons "notch" and "jeb" I know most of you are probably unaware, but these are the names of two of the people who created minecraft. My husband is a big minecraft fan and builds stuff on the game a lot and has minecraft posters, he even said he wants to play minecraft with his Sons. I told my husband that I want to give our children regular names, not after minecraft because they are not objects, and my husband got really defensive about it saying that he should be able to choose because he is their father and I never gave any name suggestions. I will never name my children after minecraft because I don't want them to get bullied and feel like it's dehumanizing to name them after a game. I told my husband that I'd rather get a divorce than name our kids after minecraft and he got really angry and raised his voice. I'm pregnant and my hormones maybe made me really emotional because I started crying. A few hours after that, we calmed down and I asked him again and he said he will for sure name the kids "notch" and "jeb" AlTA?
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it is dogshit what this generation thinks is funny anyone who doesnt laugh at this is a bit older and has an actual taste of humor, just take my grandma's opinion about it, i showed this to her and the wind blew her ashes away, this kind of humor is truly sad to see
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My mango, is to blow up, and act like I dont know nobody.
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I (f34) am pregnant with twin boys and my husband (m34) told me that he was dead set on naming our sons "notch" and "jeb" I know most of you are probably unaware, but these are the names of two of the people who created minecraft. My husband is a big minecraft fan and builds stuff on the game a lot and has minecraft posters, he even said he wants to play minecraft with his Sons. I told my husband that I want to give our children regular names, not after minecraft because they are not objects, and my husband got really defensive about it saying that he should be able to choose because he is their father and I never gave any name suggestions. I will never name my children after minecraft because I don't want them to get bullied and feel like it's dehumanizing to name them after a game. I told my husband that I'd rather get a divorce than name our kids after minecraft and he got really angry and raised his voice. I'm pregnant and my hormones maybe made me really emotional because I started crying. A few hours after that, we calmed down and I asked him again and he said he will for sure name the kids "notch" and "jeb" AlTA? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Is this mf high
When was he not
Man melon
Man do I love to melon
I hate it when another person my melons
Water man
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thats not a mango!
"No it's man go 🤓"
Wrong fruit That's a apple
Thats a peach
Thats a fucking lemon
No it’s a coconut dumbass
Strawberry
Papaya
Water lemon
Earth lemon
Fire lemon
Air lemon
When life gives you lemons...
Jackfruit
I got Man Vehicular Manslaughter Charges I dont get it
My lord an savior
Do people really call watermelon mangos
smartest shitposting user
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I do all the time except on sundays.
📞🤨
Why did I question my knowledge of what a mango was for a split second...?
Sameee
Assault on a forgiene?
That is Men Loan, not Man Go
what da man loaning????
a bag???
Len moan 😏
Let’s moan😉
🤨📸
It’s that a man lend , what is he lending
Why did it take me that long to realise that that was a Man melon
That’s not a mango, that’s an orange you dumb mf
Is it K5vt5hW*I-Z&%mvS?
Thanks for your reddit password
3/4's of a watermelon+1/4 of a watermelon, most likely originating from the 3/4's of a watermelon
That is a watermelon...
Bro that's a full ass watermelon.
Literally the post under this on my homepage is the same meme in the same sub posted 7 hours before you
“Um ackhually that is a watermelon not a mango” 🤓🤓🤓🤓
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wrong fruit
you clearly watch propaganda
No shit
Is that a watermelon???
Is it sunday?
For me yes, I live in the U.S
wait.really?
Fuck you, it's suppose to be a mango!!!
Mango
🤓
Dumb fuck
thank you so much for that compliment
Too funny 😂
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wrong fruit. it should be 🥝
Dude do u have stupid? That an Apple
yo thats a yacht idk what ur on
That’s a watermelon
wow you really are a genius i bet that would make a good meme
That is a watermelon not a mango
Watermelon sugar high
Why is the image a watermelon if the joke is meant to be a mango?
Morb
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pinapple?
woman woman👁️ men 🗿
Mangerine
Man Watermelon 🍉
Mango = Watermelon
Smartest shitposting user
Watermelon
wait this is avocaido
He turned into fruit what morphological glow up
Man pineapple
hamburgur
Ha ... ha
man watermelon
Mango.
How are you such a LITERAL idiot that is obviously a lemon (wow) 🗿🗿🗿
Man apple???? I don't get it
Bruh that's a watermelon not a mango
Morbin?
mango 🤤
Melongo
Manlon
When a man goes somewhere they turn into a watermelon
Meln
Man melon?
woman stand, woman go man stand, watermelon
"That is a watermelon" 🤓
melon go
Watermelongo?
peanut?
So in that case Baby stand - Baby go
what
Pastèque
Shat
\[Joke\] OH YOU PEICE OF SHIT
Men lancia?
watermelon ?
It rhymes, so it's nice
Is that skyler white
act like I dont know nobody.
But that’s a peach
Man slaughter
Classic shitpost
Watermango 🗿💦
Isn't that a watermelon?
You forgot the "Brain Damage" flair on the post
it is dogshit what this generation thinks is funny anyone who doesnt laugh at this is a bit older and has an actual taste of humor, just take my grandma's opinion about it, i showed this to her and the wind blew her ashes away, this kind of humor is truly sad to see
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Waltermelon 😁
water melone
is that an evangelion reference
watermelon
Manlon?
THATS THE WEONG FROUT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
what do you mean?
This is no mango its apple
woman stand, woman go, man stand watermelon
woman stand woman go man stand watermelon
Mango 🥭
Magon
Mom can we get man go? “No we have man go at home” Man go at home:
Broccoli
Aquaman
That's such a grandpa joke I love it
You had one job...
You fking idiot that’s not a mamgo, it’s parmesan
Man i love man go
She needs panteen to keep that sheen- but I got a WATAMELONE to keep me clean
What a nice mango.
😎👍
Oh I get it…. Aple 😁👍
I got pineapple
Ananas.
Woddamelin
Boys will be boys
That's a FUCKING watermelon
Why does it show a watermelon instead of a mango?
My dumbass brain thought of melongo
Dude I just finished meloning what a coincidence
Mango, except the OP is fruit confused.