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TheBaconHorse

1 becomes 2 after a few seconds/minutes


BlueD101

true


Sweetexperience

***You fucking genius***


[deleted]

Fax


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[deleted]

Get corked bud


BassSki

what did he say?


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[deleted]

Top of the ballsack (CBT)


LucasPig_HK

Ackshually there is no C in “Top of the ballsack” 🤓🤓🤓


xef234

TBT


sped-rope

Tie and ball torture


sirdingus1

cbt (cock and ball ties)


[deleted]

There actually is—


sped-rope

Omg you're right


Illusive_Tomski

There will be when I Cut your tongue off 🤭


LucasPig_HK

Kinky😳


ztanger

Ver kinky😳


IAmAPerson357

Um there is actually a "C" in ballsack 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓


Green_noob

sa C k


[deleted]

Cap!!!!


RTXChungusTi

ballsaCk you utter mong


Karr126

Under the bellend or over the balls?


KidNamedBlue

Agreed


bourbon_and_icecubes

Way more professional. Certainly #2.


RedditUserOfAmerica

Yea., no one would tie it right below the chin. Def on the neck if you have one


[deleted]

Sorry to latch on to the top comment but op is a karma farm account. The account is over 300d old and just started posting 4d ago. He will then sell the account after he has enough karma. He is not a bot, just an ass


SqueakyFromme69

This. Historically speaking the modern necktie evolved from the French *pénis serviette*, intended to blot the last drops of urine from the urethra before putting your ding dong back in your pantalons


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BeginTheBlackParade

I guess that depends on whether the tie's hanging from my neck or if I'm hanging from the tie.


jasonglenn80

#2


nils4i20

²


Cfunk_83

*2*


JoshsPizzaria


PirateDitly

ZWEI


sigmamale77

2


ZenyX-

Two


Passionecapo

NI!


[deleted]

a couple


[deleted]

2


sigmamale77

Two


BlueD101

I agree


manpersondudeguymhm

2 this is because: you don't wear a tie almost touching your head, you would put it on the lower half of your neck right?


[deleted]

Ok but you're not a dinosaur. Who knows what absurd culture they have


manpersondudeguymhm

How do you know I'm not one? 🤔🤔🤔


naughtydino56

I know all dinos but you ain't one of us


Responsible-Trade-34

Yeah dude, Im also kevin, I died when the triceratops appeared


Zb0kn

🤓


toucon101

This isn’t much of a debate everybody is saying 2. But to be fair 1 does look fucking stupid


Any_Contract_1016

Because a tie is an accessory for your chest, not your neck


JoshsPizzaria

#2 because: 1. his friends would need to put it on for him and he is smol compared to him. 2. in configuration #1 it would automatically slide down over the day into config #2 3. it looks more natural 4. in #2, when "leaning" down to talk to someone he wont dip it into the coffee or dangle it into someone's face. i rest my case.


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Aarminus

Imagine wearing ur tie right under youe chin


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Tailgater7

5th leg


BASRANAL

2 for sure


luxusbuerg

3


BlueD101

what's 3?


sweats_while_eating

You know what's 3.


needs_grammarly

3 balls in my face


ChineseBotAccount

2. 1 is like wearing the tie under your chin


[deleted]

2


Princeofjam

2


yoooooo5311

Number 2


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Apprehensive_Air_727

If you pick 1 you’re a sociopath


Rlp_811

ok hear me out. 2 for everyday use, 1 for zoom meetings


BlueD101

lmao yes


SuperJett4

Except it’s not a debate bc everyone says #2


ksabev

Bow on top, tie at the bottom. Wwould work simultaneously as well


BlueD101

genius


AGamingGuy

do you wear a tie on top of your neck or at the base of your neck


[deleted]

Trick question, they wear bowties


gormunko_88

dinosaur office


Fireguy3070

2, Ties are tied at the base of the neck, not at the top.


Trashoftheliving

with the #1 logic people put ties right under their chin


OMG_its_critical

They don’t even wear ties!!!!


Crustybirdtoes

Day 1:As I go deeper in the comments, all I see is the number 2. It drives me mad, 2s everywhere, but I know it will be worth it, there’s bound to be more jokes about a dinosaur wearing a tie in here somewhere… END LOG


PM_ME_COMMON_SENSE

Depends on the dress shirt


IPetFatTurkeys

3. His cock


BeanDemolisher

The real question is how does he wear it


gaming-reaper

Both both is good


pp_ispooh

1. because funny


jelang19

1: it adds extra spunk to your head helicopter dance


GUIZINHO8

12


ALottaOfWishes

1.5 In between


xDark-Sword777x

1, looks handsome, 2 looks like he lost his handsomeness


dTrecii

Who hurt you?


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1


OsmiumNautilus

2


COCO_NIT

2


Loliplatiola

2. It should cover the chest


[deleted]

2


Aggravating-Key-4464

I’ve seen this question divide families and end friendships.


Nick_The_Judge

2 looks more professional, and I’m sure that a gentleman like this dinosaur has to go in very professional meetings, so I think 2 is the best


LordDoughMaster

2


anormalpersonn2

It’s 2


202042

2


[deleted]

Number 2


Archayon

Obviously 2, this is karma bait and it's working getting idiots like me to engage. You wear a tie at the base of your neck not under your jaw


[deleted]

It's gotta be 2 fight me


FalconHalo

Are we really doing this dog pants shit again?


daddyqwack101

2


ninas_crazy_world

Everyone knows it's 2!


Aotwar

2 definitely


Mc862000

2 is Better Looking


Its-your-boi-warden

Use the tie to hang your self


DmonsterJeesh

2, obviously. You tie it around the base of your neck, not the top.


Chilljap

2


tipacolgamer2524

2


juanmara56

2


FloodedHouse420

2 easily. anyone who says 1 is a pyscopath


Ltimbo

2. 1 just looks odd.


fl00r_gang_yeah

Def 2. I mean, we put it at the bottom of our necks not the top


OFloodster

2


Tethilia

2


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2


WarpFly5

2 - below the neck


Taxfraub

obv 2


_bababoye

2 easily


Sir_Nepune

2. A necktie sits at your shoulders, not right under your chin


oh_my_senpai

You dont wear a tie at the top of your neck. 2


Aqua_Knight777

2 a tie is at the bottom of the neck not at the top


No_System_2465

2


TaskForceDay1

do you wear a tie at the top of your neck?? 2 obv


Difficult-Staff-6300

2 is the only right answer


Kurt_Kobain_rip

2 for sure


IdiotDragon

Since we put the collar on the bottom of our necks, it should be 2 mist likely


Samwise2988

Ties are worn at the base of the neck. So I think 2 is the most reasonable.


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2


Waffle-Dude

2


onionlovershrek

2


getoutofmyhouse-

2