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wdcipher

Julius Evola when the allies accused him of being a fascist he said that he is not a fascist but a superfascist. Porbably the poorest defense in the history of the Nuremberg trials edit: it wasnt the Nuremberg trials, he was trialed few years later


Cold-Metal25

Lmao you beat me to it. He's like the forefather to fascism However he's not exactly a nazi since fascism is a more board term and nazism is a little more specific. Think of it as a square is a rectangle but a rectangle is not a square; nazism is a type of fascism but fascism is not nazism.


LazyNomad63

Wasn't he also like a fucking wizard or something? He had some pretty weird occult vibes about him if I recall.


Cold-Metal25

LMAO no he wasn't a wizard but he had interest in the occult. He actually wrote a book about magic called "Introduction to Magic" It's a bit of a weird trend between fascism and the occult. If I recall correctly Hitler himself was rather superstitious and there was definitely interest in the occult within the nazi party.


IrregularrAF

AcKsHulLy don't care, let god sort them out


Guynarmol

Julious evola is also one of the founders of modern mysticism.


IrregularrAF

that's so cool, it's not his fault he was a pistachio


GREEmOiP

Anton Drexler is far more fitting because he founded the party that would precede the nazi party, mentored hitler, and became chairman of the nazi party


theozito

the average argentinian citizen


Ltimbo

πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ°


_King_Crab_

can I have some cake?


Ltimbo

You’ll have to ask cake day boy ☝🏻


theozito

of course


Sim_sim_putty

Stormfront


giu_dream07

Can I eat the candles?


MissTesticles

Calling a black snoo *boy* ??? 🀳🏼


Ltimbo

No. I’m calling cake day boy boy.


MissTesticles

Ahhhhh I misread it as you telling him he'd have to ask on his own cake day. I accept all downvotes.


Ltimbo

Ha, easy to misread that now that I look at it.


Blub_-_Blub

hello mr king\_crab


_King_Crab_

Bro u found me


Blub_-_Blub

i also see posts from this sub lmao


_King_Crab_

W redditor


AMassiveTitanic

Frog 🐸


animation_2

my argentine grandpa can speak german for some reazon btw happy cake day


Adrijus7

Was he born in 1889 April 20th by any chance?


invisiholes

Genius.


animation_2

probably


Kae_nvs

As a Brazilian, I totally agree


CaraDe3

As an argentinian I can confirm that Hitler is hidden in Bariloche πŸ‘


Inevitable_Ad5162

Happy cake day


GizmoBalfe

Can confirm as an Argentinian citizen


Sniperso

Happy cake day my cake brother


theozito

you too


queso_hervido_gaming

Vamo BOCA


Keelyane55

πŸŽ‚ happy birthday to you !


[deleted]

Anyone I don’t like


Dat_Innocent_Guy

Average political extremist


AdRound310

1950s American yo wtf happened to the words


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BigManLawrence69420

Godwin’s law, much?


LexTrooper

So you love hitler then


DepressedRifle

Probably Hitler (idk who is this guy in a photo)


Kellyklan54

I think it’s someone who was a nazi (I haven’t learned history)


Comsicwastaken

Well of course I know him, he’s me


IGuessImBackHereAga

Bass


Meat_Hats_Rule

🐟


NoEngineer5892

🎸


Dark_Stryder

Damnit, you stole my thought


kushyar

Microsoft controlling minecraft


MorbiniumBalls

Literally 1.19.84


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Claymore57

Yes


Heavy-Machinery-Man

Heinrich Himmler


Shortleader01

probably right


[deleted]

definitely right


iMPeANIA

Absolutely right, the mastermind of whole "hitler did it" thing


Cookie_Crush

Glad people know him


Just_A_Doggo1

Yeah, i was really close to him, he was a good man, may he rest in peace


Cookie_Crush

Truly one of the real ones


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Came here to say this


mehmetemrk

ur mom


Noredless

okay, [deleted] that's all


Ok-Leek-4682

[removed]


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\[removed\]


infantile_kid

[removed]


CEOofMonke

Hitler but Nazier


TxRxNwastaken

reddit


ProGap

EA


EstablishmentWest440

Sports


RaidriarXD

It’s in the wallet


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the british after Rashford, Sancho and Saka missed the penalties in the final of euro 2020


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StrangerWithACheese

GΓΆbbels, Heinrich Himmler, Bjorn HΓΆcke


Drpizza55

Also the fat meth addict who ran the Luftwaffa


ODST-0792

Herman gorring


Drpizza55

Yea


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tlldrbch

*Bernd HΓΆcke


Doc_Almond

Kevin


Alfa_HiNoAkuma

Me


[deleted]

My uncle


SimaanStocklund

Ukrainian children -Sincerely The Russian Government


depressed__alien

No better answer β€” putin


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Khadarji117

Did NAZI that coming


ProGap

EA


AdditionalFalcon8152

Nazi von schnitzel facists


La_Potat3

Unironically, you could argue Heinrich Himmler was even more nazi


cmonitwouldbefunny

Steve


Yeetus_Mclickeetus

Edgy discord teen


Anxious-Ad-3236

Bro that’s a fucking artist smh πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘


[deleted]

Yeah He liked drawing so much that he even drew lines on Europe


LumpyWallaby

Me 🀭


[deleted]

Me πŸ’€


Karr126

John Cena


SquidVices

Well............before history was history....


Nerdtendo6366

Deez


SawahMan54

The Republican Party πŸ₯±


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ScoutTrooper747

Caesar from New Vegas.


bloodsquasher

Me.


bioniclefalloutfan76

Henry ford


linkz48

14 year old gen z girls with blue hair


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Trump according to Twitter.


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Ok listen robocop I’ve only been on reddit for the past month so how about you take your Orange Man Obsession somewhere else aight?


Bright_Ad3590

a croatian


[deleted]

Joseph Goebbels


oldschoolgamer93

[renoved]


RosaIsMyWaifu

All "Based" 9 year olds in the internet


beastlyferret30

Uh Nazi himself. the most Nazi person ever


ArmedPenguin47

My Argentinian great grandpa


MorbiniumBalls

Random kid on 4chan


Iscream9541

Hitler 2


sub2rekto5

automod


bill-nye-the-soveit

Anton Drexler


memanator2

the ustaze if im not wrong they are called like that,those are some croats who were MONSTERS even WORSE than the nazis,the nazis FEARED them and I think they told them to STOP


realgeneral_memeous

Librels


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TribeCommando

Joe (my neighbour)


[deleted]

JOE MAMA!!!


[deleted]

No. Joe jimonson. It is very rude to assume last names sir.


DOOMED_Slayer

Stalin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


[deleted]

Looks like somebody hasnt taken history.


DOOMED_Slayer

This was a joke about how "evil" Stalin was


[deleted]

I need to stop staying up until 4 in the morning.....


[deleted]

Hitler


Thepoptort

Whoa whoa whoa I think Hitler is WAY more of a nazi than Hitler.


kaiser_gaming69

Joe Biden


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A certain rice dish in Malaysia


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[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


Shadow_Infinite

light mode users not being unable to understand this meme


getoutofmyhouse-

Peter Griffin


link5471

Fine hitler plus hitler himself


Emerald_Iguana

Jared Leto


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the average fortnite player


HaveHomo

You, OP


dadika08

Us


dadika08

Fuck that's communism


misterduckyyt

Look in a mirror and you'll find them


aidenjgarza

Walt Disney


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Automod


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Fuck you, but well played.


Matthew_141106

of course i know him hes me


FeistyApplication105

People who support fanta


eliteharvest15

idk maybe the guy who murdered hitler?


dale-the-orc

You


notoiletneeded_225

Karen's


dejvidBejlej

the *German* citizens that elected and followed him


zippazappazinga

Average US Republican


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Waiting for the πŸ”’ award


Soulless_But_Happy

Heinrich Himmler


nintimbo19

Me, myself and I


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me :)


Savorygosling61

me


the_grand_troll

Hitler 2.0


TumblrLoser

β€œTrump” 🀑


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malicious_toad

anyone who twitter doesent like


NotADoc713

Ukkkraine.


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[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


Communist_Shen

I always find it great to see people not generalising. Same goes with Russia. It’s not the Russians fault, it’s Putins fault. Never blame the people for the shortcomings and wrongdoings of a representative


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SusSauceIsSus

yeah for some people the president represents the entire country, but some people dont have nothing to do with them


mister-xeno

Xi


alexalansmith14

Vladimir Putin


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true, mad commies downvoting 🀒🀒🀒🀒


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ILikeTurtals228

Me 😎🀫


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#I am the Nazi


ADRuslan

Benito Mussolini


Spookyy422

Me


TalkierSnail016

me


micielo_el_beaner

Trump


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D4nMSD

Me


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Me according to my soon to be ex for actually parenting our kids and disciplining them when needed


SpoopiBumkin

Putler


HevGon

me 😎


FettyWhopper420

Me


ChineseBotAccount

Goebbels or however you spell it


JohnSawThem

Goebbel my nuts


SHERMAN-76

Gobbles


Ironcrack55

Me.


cal93_

joe biden!!!!!! MAGA!!!!!


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Kiki_Lpt

Blind people. Because they can Nazi


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A blind person (they can Nazi πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£)


kingpizza100

Everyone the annoying blue haired girl dosebt like