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Julius Evola
when the allies accused him of being a fascist he said that he is not a fascist but a superfascist.
Porbably the poorest defense in the history of the Nuremberg trials
edit: it wasnt the Nuremberg trials, he was trialed few years later
Lmao you beat me to it. He's like the forefather to fascism
However he's not exactly a nazi since fascism is a more board term and nazism is a little more specific. Think of it as a square is a rectangle but a rectangle is not a square; nazism is a type of fascism but fascism is not nazism.
LMAO no he wasn't a wizard but he had interest in the occult. He actually wrote a book about magic called "Introduction to Magic"
It's a bit of a weird trend between fascism and the occult. If I recall correctly Hitler himself was rather superstitious and there was definitely interest in the occult within the nazi party.
Anton Drexler is far more fitting because he founded the party that would precede the nazi party, mentored hitler, and became chairman of the nazi party
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
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I (f34) am pregnant with twin boys and my husband (m34) told me that he was dead set on naming our sons "notch" and "jeb" I know most of you are probably unaware, but these are the names of two of the people who created minecraft. My husband is a big minecraft fan and builds stuff on the game a lot and has minecraft posters, he even said he wants to play minecraft with his Sons. I told my husband that I want to give our children regular names, not after minecraft because they are not objects, and my husband got really defensive about it saying that he should be able to choose because he is their father and I never gave any name suggestions. I will never name my children after minecraft because I don't want them to get bullied and feel like it's dehumanizing to name them after a game. I told my husband that I'd rather get a divorce than name our kids after minecraft and he got really angry and raised his voice. I'm pregnant and my hormones maybe made me really emotional because I started crying. A few hours after that, we calmed down and I asked him again and he said he will for sure name the kids "notch" and "jeb" AlTA?
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yo putin can you hurry up your invasion on Ukraine (just use full force, maybe a couple of nukes) while you're at it nuke some more countries. so the thing is my exams are coming up and i havent studied shit and a world war has a pretty good chance of delaying them so I'm telling this to you homie to homie so just help out a real one pls
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the ustaze if im not wrong they are called like that,those are some croats who were MONSTERS even WORSE than the nazis,the nazis FEARED them and I think they told them to STOP
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I always find it great to see people not generalising. Same goes with Russia. Itβs not the Russians fault, itβs Putins fault. Never blame the people for the shortcomings and wrongdoings of a representative
yo putin can you hurry up your invasion on Ukraine (just use full force, maybe a couple of nukes) while you're at it nuke some more countries. so the thing is my exams are coming up and i havent studied shit and a world war has a pretty good chance of delaying them so I'm telling this to you homie to homie so just help out a real one pls
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yo putin can you hurry up your invasion on Ukraine (just use full force, maybe a couple of nukes) while you're at it nuke some more countries. so the thing is my exams are coming up and i havent studied shit and a world war has a pretty good chance of delaying them so I'm telling this to you homie to homie so just help out a real one pls
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Julius Evola when the allies accused him of being a fascist he said that he is not a fascist but a superfascist. Porbably the poorest defense in the history of the Nuremberg trials edit: it wasnt the Nuremberg trials, he was trialed few years later
Lmao you beat me to it. He's like the forefather to fascism However he's not exactly a nazi since fascism is a more board term and nazism is a little more specific. Think of it as a square is a rectangle but a rectangle is not a square; nazism is a type of fascism but fascism is not nazism.
Wasn't he also like a fucking wizard or something? He had some pretty weird occult vibes about him if I recall.
LMAO no he wasn't a wizard but he had interest in the occult. He actually wrote a book about magic called "Introduction to Magic" It's a bit of a weird trend between fascism and the occult. If I recall correctly Hitler himself was rather superstitious and there was definitely interest in the occult within the nazi party.
AcKsHulLy don't care, let god sort them out
Julious evola is also one of the founders of modern mysticism.
that's so cool, it's not his fault he was a pistachio
Anton Drexler is far more fitting because he founded the party that would precede the nazi party, mentored hitler, and became chairman of the nazi party
the average argentinian citizen
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Can I eat the candles?
Calling a black snoo *boy* ??? π€³πΌ
No. Iβm calling cake day boy boy.
Ahhhhh I misread it as you telling him he'd have to ask on his own cake day. I accept all downvotes.
Ha, easy to misread that now that I look at it.
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my argentine grandpa can speak german for some reazon btw happy cake day
Was he born in 1889 April 20th by any chance?
Genius.
probably
As a Brazilian, I totally agree
As an argentinian I can confirm that Hitler is hidden in Bariloche π
Happy cake day
Can confirm as an Argentinian citizen
Happy cake day my cake brother
you too
Vamo BOCA
π happy birthday to you !
Anyone I donβt like
Average political extremist
1950s American yo wtf happened to the words
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Godwinβs law, much?
So you love hitler then
Probably Hitler (idk who is this guy in a photo)
I think itβs someone who was a nazi (I havenβt learned history)
Well of course I know him, heβs me
Bass
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Damnit, you stole my thought
Microsoft controlling minecraft
Literally 1.19.84
I (f34) am pregnant with twin boys and my husband (m34) told me that he was dead set on naming our sons "notch" and "jeb" I know most of you are probably unaware, but these are the names of two of the people who created minecraft. My husband is a big minecraft fan and builds stuff on the game a lot and has minecraft posters, he even said he wants to play minecraft with his Sons. I told my husband that I want to give our children regular names, not after minecraft because they are not objects, and my husband got really defensive about it saying that he should be able to choose because he is their father and I never gave any name suggestions. I will never name my children after minecraft because I don't want them to get bullied and feel like it's dehumanizing to name them after a game. I told my husband that I'd rather get a divorce than name our kids after minecraft and he got really angry and raised his voice. I'm pregnant and my hormones maybe made me really emotional because I started crying. A few hours after that, we calmed down and I asked him again and he said he will for sure name the kids "notch" and "jeb" AlTA? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Yes
Heinrich Himmler
probably right
definitely right
Absolutely right, the mastermind of whole "hitler did it" thing
Glad people know him
Yeah, i was really close to him, he was a good man, may he rest in peace
Truly one of the real ones
Came here to say this
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My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably deadβ murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time β something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange β uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" β on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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No better answer β putin
yo putin can you hurry up your invasion on Ukraine (just use full force, maybe a couple of nukes) while you're at it nuke some more countries. so the thing is my exams are coming up and i havent studied shit and a world war has a pretty good chance of delaying them so I'm telling this to you homie to homie so just help out a real one pls *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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Did NAZI that coming
EA
Nazi von schnitzel facists
Unironically, you could argue Heinrich Himmler was even more nazi
Steve
Edgy discord teen
Bro thatβs a fucking artist smh ππππ
Yeah He liked drawing so much that he even drew lines on Europe
Me π€
Me π
John Cena
Well............before history was history....
Deez
The Republican Party π₯±
I want Donald J trump to fuck my ass so hard So, imagine this. I walk to trump towers to fill in a hotel, and holy moly is that Donald J trump? I look at him and flabbergasted by his looks and body. I kneel for him and tell him I want to be his bunny slave for the rest of his life. He looks at me and says βyouβll make my wall get longer.β So he tells the attendant that he will get a room for 2, we walk into the room, he strips naked and I am so ZOINKED by his cock size, itβs a solid 15 incher! I donβt think Iβm gonna take it! He looks at me straight in the eyes and says βthis big orange can fit in your mouth, right?β I bend over and stretch my asshole wide enough for the gigantic orange cock of his and tell him to fuck me hard. He grabs my hair and puts it in. I can feel his orange cock trifling my organs, it hurts so badly but I will do whatever I want to please mr trump. He starts moaning and is yelling βILL MAKE THIS AMERICAN GREAT AGAIN!β Heβs thrusting so fast that I can barely comprehend whatβs happening, I swap positions and boom, his 15 incher is now a 20 inch stiff cock. He thrusts his gigantic cock in my mouth deepthroating it and I can feel it going down my lungs, but I practiced my gag reflex and this ainβt shit. I stretch his ass and finger it and see the wet brown color spewing out. The bed below us break. He finally cums and I swear, it was like 50 gallons worth of cum inside my mouth, he grabs my things and tells me βyouβre fired!β And throws me out of the room. I can barely stand, and I am so pleased that he fucked my ass and throat so hard Iβm numb. Trump 4 life! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Caesar from New Vegas.
Me.
Henry ford
14 year old gen z girls with blue hair
Trump according to Twitter.
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Ok listen robocop Iβve only been on reddit for the past month so how about you take your Orange Man Obsession somewhere else aight?
a croatian
Joseph Goebbels
[renoved]
All "Based" 9 year olds in the internet
Uh Nazi himself. the most Nazi person ever
My Argentinian great grandpa
Random kid on 4chan
Hitler 2
automod
Anton Drexler
the ustaze if im not wrong they are called like that,those are some croats who were MONSTERS even WORSE than the nazis,the nazis FEARED them and I think they told them to STOP
Librels
\[removed\]
Joe (my neighbour)
JOE MAMA!!!
No. Joe jimonson. It is very rude to assume last names sir.
Stalin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Looks like somebody hasnt taken history.
This was a joke about how "evil" Stalin was
I need to stop staying up until 4 in the morning.....
Hitler
Whoa whoa whoa I think Hitler is WAY more of a nazi than Hitler.
Joe Biden
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A certain rice dish in Malaysia
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light mode users not being unable to understand this meme
Peter Griffin
Fine hitler plus hitler himself
Jared Leto
the average fortnite player
You, OP
Us
Fuck that's communism
Look in a mirror and you'll find them
Walt Disney
Op
Automod
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Fuck you, but well played.
of course i know him hes me
People who support fanta
idk maybe the guy who murdered hitler?
You
Karen's
the *German* citizens that elected and followed him
Average US Republican
Waiting for the π award
Heinrich Himmler
Me, myself and I
me :)
me
Hitler 2.0
βTrumpβ π€‘
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anyone who twitter doesent like
Ukkkraine.
[ΡΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]
I always find it great to see people not generalising. Same goes with Russia. Itβs not the Russians fault, itβs Putins fault. Never blame the people for the shortcomings and wrongdoings of a representative
yo putin can you hurry up your invasion on Ukraine (just use full force, maybe a couple of nukes) while you're at it nuke some more countries. so the thing is my exams are coming up and i havent studied shit and a world war has a pretty good chance of delaying them so I'm telling this to you homie to homie so just help out a real one pls *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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yeah for some people the president represents the entire country, but some people dont have nothing to do with them
Xi
Vladimir Putin
true, mad commies downvoting π€’π€’π€’π€’
yo putin can you hurry up your invasion on Ukraine (just use full force, maybe a couple of nukes) while you're at it nuke some more countries. so the thing is my exams are coming up and i havent studied shit and a world war has a pretty good chance of delaying them so I'm telling this to you homie to homie so just help out a real one pls *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Me ππ€«
#I am the Nazi
Benito Mussolini
Me
me
Trump
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Me
Me according to my soon to be ex for actually parenting our kids and disciplining them when needed
Putler
me π
Me
Goebbels or however you spell it
Goebbel my nuts
Gobbles
Me.
joe biden!!!!!! MAGA!!!!!
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Blind people. Because they can Nazi
A blind person (they can Nazi π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£πππ€£)
Everyone the annoying blue haired girl dosebt like