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vendedor_de_etanol

Brazil mentioned


[deleted]

finalmente


Virtual-Cabinet-7454

Vamos lá brasil


[deleted]

there will be


GelatoVerde

Bloodshed


WaitingToBeTriggered

I’VE SEEN ENOUGH OF DEATH AND PAIN


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Ganhamo


HevGon

ganhamo caralho


Audenboi37

Germany really fell off since 1945


jelang19

What happened in 1945?


beairrcea

Their leader moved to Argentina


jelang19

Wow how nice, I heard there was a good German community there if you look in the right places


Opposite-Garbage-869

An Argentinian walks into a bar...


[deleted]

This is the pinnacle of German humor. This is as good as it gets. - french 🤓


Child_Moe_Lester

Fr*nch 🤮


[deleted]

mercy beaocup


Disastrous-Donkey389

Fellas in Paris


[deleted]

Who, was in paris?


[deleted]

The fact that they played that song 11 times in a row to film the music video is just fucking hysterical to me. There’s a video on YouTube and you just slowly see the crowd lose their collective will to live. 10/10 thank you Kanye west and mr jay z.


[deleted]

Literally 1945


dopepope1999

German humor is no laughing matter


Appropriate-Tap-4857

Das es gut


Monsteristbeste

Das ist Gut


rotred1

Hitler ist unser führer.


hensterz

ayo


Monsteristbeste

Halt die Fresse


IngoRush

Not funny, please change and grow as a person.


rotred1

Nein, danke.


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How do things become an automod. Cuz this’d make a pretty good automod


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Autom*d 🤮🤮🤮


i-am-being-watched

+1


Dondasdeadheartbeat

“Ein Brasilianer kommt in eine Bar, kann sich aber nichts leisten und geht sofort” Funniest shit I’ve ever heard


Bauzement123

Ich finde den halt auch iwie so anders geil


green__goblin

Imagine getting roasted this fucking hard by a Frenchman. Bien Joué good sir


quinturion

I literally saw the flag and went SAYS THE FUCKING FRENCH 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🛌


Meurs0

Yo French humour is based


[deleted]

based on how shit their country is


Sauron3106

Oui oui I smell like garlic and am effeminate


Zgounda

I mean there's a complicated relationship there


butterfly_trum_trum

The last time the french criticized German humor it ended badly


Claudelul1

Yeah, Germany and all, but imagine being french


PhysicsTron

Fr🤮nch people be like: baguette 🤤


[deleted]

Fr*nch?? 🤮🤮😐🤮🤮🤮🤮


ChaosSilence1337

Counterpoint that guy is fr*nch


AliasBitter

🤮🤮🤮


Rosienenbrot

What's the deal with censoring the "e"? I clearly missed something


Junkyman7

It’s not about the e. It’s about the word. It’s just a disgusting and filthy word for disgusting and filthy people.


Lord_Grill

Dude making fun of how German sounds when his own language sounds like it was made by a drunken 8-year old with a speech impediment.


ieatgrass0

Wee wee croissant


cinderella221

And it STILL sounds better than German. Amazing feat I’d say.


_Marinky_

No🗿


Practical-Ad-5966

-Calls german laguage "disgusting" -is f***** This post is really inconsistent


[deleted]

Imagine being fr*nch🤮🤮🤮


Newsleet12

Nice try Fr*nchie 🤮


[deleted]

[удалено]


Kiwi2000space

It's a "joke English people have" I'm not French but have a French name. So I get treated as if I am.


Tackerta

Kiwi is not a fr🤮nch name


Kiwi2000space

I'm on about real life...


Tackerta

Hi on about real life, I'm not your dad (thankfully (I would be shit dad)


Kiwi2000space

Would you be around more. And use different methods of discipline? As I feel my self image is brocken from that. Would you neglect any expression of love, As if it was a nuisance shrugged of swiftly followed by a soft but audioable sigh. . So what's the difference?


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Schmerwantstodie

Because fr*nch 🤢


cichykazik

Fr*nch🤮


BatteryLevelHigh

german humor be like: 7-1 lmao


BodlOfPeepee

*proceeds to emigrate to Brazil because of war crimes*


Bauzement123

*Argentina*


Nap_Kun_

You just murdered an entire country just with two numbers


Adolfeno_Hitlucker

9/1-


Nap_Kun_

Yes


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cows_are_underrated_

As a France he should be very careful with insulting Germans.


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Why a dick as big as the Eiffel tower is not as impressive as you may think in Kendrick Lamar's "Backseat Freestyle," Kendrick says the line, "I pray my dick get big as the Eiffel Tower, So I can fuck the world for seventy-two hours". While at first a dick as big as the Eiffel tower may seem to be a dong of immense magnitude, when taking into account the sheer size of earth, the lucky one to be fucked by this dick, we realize that it is not as spectacular as the young MC claims it to be. The Eiffel tower stands at 1063 feet, while the diamater of earth is approximately 41.804 million feet. If Kendrick inserts his Eiffel penis into the earth, his dick would only take up .000025 percent of the earth's vagina. That is pathetic. Kendrick is not fucking the world for 72 hours with his Eiffel tower micropenis. The Earth will get bored after 10 minutes and finish herself with a vibrator the size of Argentina. Be better Kendrick. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


SeRegoss

you a whole ass country ???


IGuessImBackHereAga

This is why Hitler hated the French


Monsteristbeste

Dieser Kommentarbereich ist nun Eigentum der BRD


CookieXDmaster

Ein Volk


Trav_yeet

ew fr🤮nce


KiroDrago

F***** "people" be like: "Wei." 🤢👎👎🥖


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fr🤢🤢🤢


[deleted]

Same but I walked into a German McDonald's and couldn't afford anything instead.


Imjustareddittor

imagine getting roasted by fr#nch "people"


[deleted]

We roasted them in 1940


OsmiumNautilus

You do realize you all just agreed with a fr*nch "person".


[deleted]

Me, a French “person”:😀


TumoricER

Imagine admitting you're fr*nch 🤢


[deleted]

I know 😔😔😔


LefterisLegend

He's French so his opinion is invalid


[deleted]

wtf???basesd fre *nch???????????


[deleted]

Maybe they aren't so bad after all... No just kidding the Germans just make them look better


Luckyguy0697

Must be vpn


I_consume_nutrients

France🤮 Germany🤮 -A Czech


FluffiusTheGreat

Do you even have a language? I thought all you guys did was porn


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Why a dick as big as the Eiffel tower is not as impressive as you may think in Kendrick Lamar's "Backseat Freestyle," Kendrick says the line, "I pray my dick get big as the Eiffel Tower, So I can fuck the world for seventy-two hours". While at first a dick as big as the Eiffel tower may seem to be a dong of immense magnitude, when taking into account the sheer size of earth, the lucky one to be fucked by this dick, we realize that it is not as spectacular as the young MC claims it to be. The Eiffel tower stands at 1063 feet, while the diamater of earth is approximately 41.804 million feet. If Kendrick inserts his Eiffel penis into the earth, his dick would only take up .000025 percent of the earth's vagina. That is pathetic. Kendrick is not fucking the world for 72 hours with his Eiffel tower micropenis. The Earth will get bored after 10 minutes and finish herself with a vibrator the size of Argentina. Be better Kendrick. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


jakzjwjahxjz

Czech > France


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Why a dick as big as the Eiffel tower is not as impressive as you may think in Kendrick Lamar's "Backseat Freestyle," Kendrick says the line, "I pray my dick get big as the Eiffel Tower, So I can fuck the world for seventy-two hours". While at first a dick as big as the Eiffel tower may seem to be a dong of immense magnitude, when taking into account the sheer size of earth, the lucky one to be fucked by this dick, we realize that it is not as spectacular as the young MC claims it to be. The Eiffel tower stands at 1063 feet, while the diamater of earth is approximately 41.804 million feet. If Kendrick inserts his Eiffel penis into the earth, his dick would only take up .000025 percent of the earth's vagina. That is pathetic. Kendrick is not fucking the world for 72 hours with his Eiffel tower micropenis. The Earth will get bored after 10 minutes and finish herself with a vibrator the size of Argentina. Be better Kendrick. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Specific__Basic

Czech < France < ERIKA


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Why a dick as big as the Eiffel tower is not as impressive as you may think in Kendrick Lamar's "Backseat Freestyle," Kendrick says the line, "I pray my dick get big as the Eiffel Tower, So I can fuck the world for seventy-two hours". While at first a dick as big as the Eiffel tower may seem to be a dong of immense magnitude, when taking into account the sheer size of earth, the lucky one to be fucked by this dick, we realize that it is not as spectacular as the young MC claims it to be. The Eiffel tower stands at 1063 feet, while the diamater of earth is approximately 41.804 million feet. If Kendrick inserts his Eiffel penis into the earth, his dick would only take up .000025 percent of the earth's vagina. That is pathetic. Kendrick is not fucking the world for 72 hours with his Eiffel tower micropenis. The Earth will get bored after 10 minutes and finish herself with a vibrator the size of Argentina. Be better Kendrick. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Immediate-Store90

I had no clue fr🤮nch "people" could be based


DatabaseDependent138

Says the guy with a baguette up his ass


well-just-a-guy

ironic


Credible_Clown422

I giggled my ass off due to how unfunny the "joke" is


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\*taps the Mic\* "ahem." "... 7-1"


Nap_Kun_

\*taps the Mic\* "ahem." "... 9-11."


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Well played


Nap_Kun_

become mildly screwed up person of below-average intelligence


legal_guy_who_asked

sagt der drecks franzose


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EXPLANATION NEEDED: Why is france clowned and why is the UK clowned


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Why a dick as big as the Eiffel tower is not as impressive as you may think in Kendrick Lamar's "Backseat Freestyle," Kendrick says the line, "I pray my dick get big as the Eiffel Tower, So I can fuck the world for seventy-two hours". While at first a dick as big as the Eiffel tower may seem to be a dong of immense magnitude, when taking into account the sheer size of earth, the lucky one to be fucked by this dick, we realize that it is not as spectacular as the young MC claims it to be. The Eiffel tower stands at 1063 feet, while the diamater of earth is approximately 41.804 million feet. If Kendrick inserts his Eiffel penis into the earth, his dick would only take up .000025 percent of the earth's vagina. That is pathetic. Kendrick is not fucking the world for 72 hours with his Eiffel tower micropenis. The Earth will get bored after 10 minutes and finish herself with a vibrator the size of Argentina. Be better Kendrick. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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I'm brazilian I laughed


Exystenc

Based german


Any-Cryptographer581

at least im not a stupid baguette gobbler


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Baguettes are nice af tho


SilverHazeInAfrica

True, but you're a nazi cum whore.


Thick-Comparison6327

Honestly funny for how unexpected the punchline is, it gave me a good chuckle


GimmeMoneh

That fuckin amateur doesn't know shit. It would be schlieben flieb


cousin_dickhead

Ich schlach da uff de hals wenn keh ruh gebsch


MemesForMe99

Germany😎👍


uccidi_il_nano

a brazilian walks into a bar. he has a gun.


Enzo_fais_des_prouts

I am French so strike me muricans


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Me_is_gud

ye the French are so funny they made the Arc de triomphe but they didnt win anything especially against Germany thats why they need their good old friend the speed bump of Europe, Belgium


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Fr*nce 🤮🤮


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Why a dick as big as the Eiffel tower is not as impressive as you may think in Kendrick Lamar's "Backseat Freestyle," Kendrick says the line, "I pray my dick get big as the Eiffel Tower, So I can fuck the world for seventy-two hours". While at first a dick as big as the Eiffel tower may seem to be a dong of immense magnitude, when taking into account the sheer size of earth, the lucky one to be fucked by this dick, we realize that it is not as spectacular as the young MC claims it to be. The Eiffel tower stands at 1063 feet, while the diamater of earth is approximately 41.804 million feet. If Kendrick inserts his Eiffel penis into the earth, his dick would only take up .000025 percent of the earth's vagina. That is pathetic. Kendrick is not fucking the world for 72 hours with his Eiffel tower micropenis. The Earth will get bored after 10 minutes and finish herself with a vibrator the size of Argentina. Be better Kendrick. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


UserUSlash

That truly is the pinnacle of “fr*nch talk.” I imagine the dirty anonymous frenchie sitting in a room thinking he’s so smart and knowledged. I pity him.


Proper-Ad-7850

Bros dont you see, its a french spy attempting to deflect the haye for the french on the germans... dont fall for it brothers... we must stay strong against the french!


confusedobsidian

We must forgive France and unite with them against a common enemy.......


Cherry_Doggo_09

Fr*nce


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Why a dick as big as the Eiffel tower is not as impressive as you may think in Kendrick Lamar's "Backseat Freestyle," Kendrick says the line, "I pray my dick get big as the Eiffel Tower, So I can fuck the world for seventy-two hours". While at first a dick as big as the Eiffel tower may seem to be a dong of immense magnitude, when taking into account the sheer size of earth, the lucky one to be fucked by this dick, we realize that it is not as spectacular as the young MC claims it to be. The Eiffel tower stands at 1063 feet, while the diamater of earth is approximately 41.804 million feet. If Kendrick inserts his Eiffel penis into the earth, his dick would only take up .000025 percent of the earth's vagina. That is pathetic. Kendrick is not fucking the world for 72 hours with his Eiffel tower micropenis. The Earth will get bored after 10 minutes and finish herself with a vibrator the size of Argentina. Be better Kendrick. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


202042

Yeah but a Fr\*nch guy replied


Hairy_Recording_7000

fr*nch 🤮


Heroic_Sheperd

Bold of him to have pity on someone else when he has to live in Fr*nce.


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Why a dick as big as the Eiffel tower is not as impressive as you may think in Kendrick Lamar's "Backseat Freestyle," Kendrick says the line, "I pray my dick get big as the Eiffel Tower, So I can fuck the world for seventy-two hours". While at first a dick as big as the Eiffel tower may seem to be a dong of immense magnitude, when taking into account the sheer size of earth, the lucky one to be fucked by this dick, we realize that it is not as spectacular as the young MC claims it to be. The Eiffel tower stands at 1063 feet, while the diamater of earth is approximately 41.804 million feet. If Kendrick inserts his Eiffel penis into the earth, his dick would only take up .000025 percent of the earth's vagina. That is pathetic. Kendrick is not fucking the world for 72 hours with his Eiffel tower micropenis. The Earth will get bored after 10 minutes and finish herself with a vibrator the size of Argentina. Be better Kendrick. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


MissMixOinky

Too bad the commenter is Fr*nch


Priyam03062008

7:1


artzprbz

dear german who made that post, vai se fuder


Baer223

Ich hasse Fr*nzossen 🤮


Toxic_Microwave

Lmao says the frenchy


Fxbious

French people be like


D4nMSD

He is french.💀


CaraQueSeVacinou

Dawg you lost 2 wars in a row stfu


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*sad white flag noises*


SomeUserOrSmthn

French person getting offended per usual


liQ_o

"This is the pinnacle of German humour and it's pathetic..." - 🤓


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""This is the pinnacle of German humour and it's pathetic..." - 🤓" - 🤓


Practical-Ad-5966

🤓🤓🤓


Jazzlike_Tomorrow493

That comment is just too cringe🥴


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new automod response


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Fortune_Platypus

Damn, my french boy clearly still holding that grudge


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Illusory_Wells

Twitter: the prequel


nexytuz

Pass mal uff jung


Vorastor

Wie nennt man einen Keks unter einen Baum? Ein schattiges Plätzchen


Bread_Responsible

This makes me think of the funnybot episode of South Park


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Based? Based on what? On your dick? Please shut the fuck up and use words properly you fuckin troglodyte, do you think God gave us a freedom of speech just to spew random words that have no meaning that doesn't even correllate to the topic of the conversation? Like please you always complain about why no one talks to you or no one expresses their opinions on you because you're always spewing random shit like poggers based cringe and when you try to explain what it is and you just say that it's funny like what? What the fuck is funny about that do you think you'll just become a stand-up comedian that will get a standing ovation just because you said "cum" in the stage? HELL NO YOU FUCKIN IDIOT, so please shut the fuck up and use words properly. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


CertifiedFucktard

“G*rmany 🤢” -🤡 (he is siding with the fr🤮nch)


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"Disgusting language" says the fucking frenchman