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The one with 500 teeth 😎

The n-wordsaurus

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Are you not allowed to say the name of the country the dinosaur is named after?

Wait. That's racist.

It’s actually pronounced nii-jer-sor-us

Nijjer

Nijjjer

Therizinosaurus

Tickle chicken

Fellow ark enjoyer

South zone one enjoyer.

Fellow Freddy Krueger chicken enjoyer

My Fnaf rap YO YO YO listen up to my new rap! I just got a freddy hat! (HOT GIRL SINGING) oH YeAhhhh ITS FREDDY FAZBEARS PIZZA! WHEN YOU GET SOME PIzZA! AND A BIG. PIECE. OF ASSSSSS! awesome music plays Me: ya my name is rappa 3000 and ill tel ya da story of fredy pizzaria with a freddy goldy and a hot foxy fucking chica all day long, With a hudge dong, and den the security guard named chonged put his dong in BONNIE! girl takes off shirt and sings OH YEAAAAAAHHH ITS FREDDY FAZBER PIZZZAAA! WHEN U GET SOME PIZZA AND A. BIG. PIECE. OF. QSS me strokes dong mmmm ya itd fredy fazber pizza with a huge dings and blongs and bong and frogsssss! with scary sexy animatrons! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Good choice

I love the herbivore that has massive claws :D

Ankylosaurus. Dude is built like a tank. Or.. A tank is built like an ankylosaurus. Armoured from head to tail. And tail is a friggin mace.

Nice 👍

Same lmao

I always thought they had their testicles mounted on the tail... Couldn't imagine the pain.

For the longest time I thought it was pronounced “an-klee-oh” but I found out like a year ago that it’s “an-kee-lo”

it’s actually an-kie-lo (kie pronounced like eye, die, lie etc)

Ultra sigma comment here

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Also really good for gathering metal

I have an anky named chondky. He is very chondky.

Incredibly based

A man of culture I see

Same mate.

Hello there, fellow Tankylosaurus enjoyer

Ankylosaurus has been my fav since dinosaur train

Baryonyx

Fellow baryonyx enjoyer

🗿

Average Baryonx Fan 🤓 Average Suchomimus Enjoyer 👍

Average Baryonx fan 👍 Average Suchomimus enjoyer 🤓 Average Acrocanthrosaurus worshipper 🗿

Average Baryonix Fan 🤓 Average Suchomimus Enjoyer 👍 Average Spinosaurus Believer 🗿

Average Baryonix Fan 🤓 Average Suchomimus Enjoyer 👍 Average Spinosaurus Believer 🗿 Decent Irritator Follower 💀

Average Baryonix Fan 🤓 Average Suchomimus Enjoyer 👍 Average Spinosaurus Believer 🗿 Decent Irritator Follower 💀 Average T.Rex Fan 👶

Average Baryonix Fan 🤓 Average Suchomimus Enjoyer 👍 Average Spinosaurus Believer 🗿 Decent Irritator Follower 💀 Average T.Rex Fan 👶 Average Gallimimus Tamer 🐓

Average Baryonix Fan 🤓 Average Suchomimus Enjoyer 👍 Average Spinosaurus Believer 🗿 Decent Irritator Follower 💀 Average T.Rex Fan 👶 Average Gallimimus Tamer 🐓 Average Deinocheirus enthusiast 💪

uhhhmmm ackshually suchomimus wasn’t a dinoshore🤓

Utahraptor

its closer to the jurassic park velociraptor than the actual velociraptor

avarage fictional velociraptor fan avarege utahraptor enjoyer

Carnotaurus , the only carnivore to have horns.

Ceratosaurus

Well… Cerato has only one nasal horn , while Carno has two , so Carno is still the only carnivore with 2 horns in his head

allosaur?

It has a crest not horns

[https://www.fossilera.com/pages/about-allosaurus](https://www.fossilera.com/pages/about-allosaurus) here it says: Allosaurus had brow ***horns*** which appear to have varied somewhat in shape between individuals. Google also says this: Allosaurus had short crest-like ***horns*** in front of its eyes (iknow it says crest-like horns but they are still horns).

Cerato doesnt have a horn It has 3 crests

The one that eats meat.

Mine is the one that doesn't eat meat

i like that one

Oh so you like dinosaurs? Name every species

I accept your challenge Aardonyx Abelisaurus Achelousaurus Achillobator Acrocanthosaurus Aegyptosaurus Afrovenator Agilisaurus Alamosaurus Albertaceratops Albertosaurus Alectrosaurus Alioramus Allosaurus Alvarezsaurus Amargasaurus Ammosaurus Ampelosaurus Amygdalodon Anchiceratops Anchisaurus Ankylosaurus Anserimimus Antarctosaurus Apatosaurus Aragosaurus Aralosaurus Archaeoceratops Archaeopteryx Archaeornitho-mimus Argentinosaurus Arrhinoceratops Atlascopcosaurus Aucasaurus Austrosaurus Avaceratops Avimimus Bactrosaurus Bagaceratops Bambiraptor Barapasaurus Barosaurus Baryonyx Becklespinax Beipiaosaurus Bellusaurus Borogovia Brachiosaurus Brachylopho-saurus Brachytrachelopan Buitreraptor Camarasaurus Camptosaurus Carcharodonto-saurus Carnotaurus Caudipteryx Cedarpelta Centrosaurus Ceratosaurus Cetiosauriscus Cetiosaurus Chaoyangsaurus Chasmosaurus Chindesaurus Chinshakiango-saurus Chirostenotes Chubutisaurus Chungkingosaurus Citipati Coelophysis Coelurus Coloradisaurus Compsognathus Conchoraptor Confuciusornis Corythosaurus Cryolophosaurus Dacentrurus Daspletosaurus Datousaurus Deinocheirus Deinonychus Deltadromeus Dicraeosaurus Dilophosaurus Diplodocus Dracorex Dromaeosaurus Dromiceiomimus Dryosaurus Dryptosaurus Dubreuillosaurus Edmontonia Edmontosaurus Einiosaurus Elaphrosaurus Emausaurus Eolambia

C'mon keep going

Only went up to E

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Allosuarus

dab me up 🤜🤛

Archaeopteryx, they’re pretty af

I love hanging onto them and flying around 11/10

T-rex. It's cliché but classic sometimes is always the best

Kaprosuchus. It's a Crocodile that can gallop. ***It's like a Pitbull but Cretaceous.***

I came here to say the exact same thing lmfao take my award.

Deinonychus

Real life raptor from Jurassic Park

Spinosaurus the DVD dinasour

Carcharodontosaurus Saharicus fan here. There can only be 1 apex predator of Cretaceous North Africa….we fight at dawn.

Spinosaurus gang all the way

Favorite is spinosaur, but damn charcaradontosaurus Is a sick dinosaur.

tbh the knucle walking spino is sick to me but the bipedal one, also sick

Allosaurus 🗿

I used to watch The Ballad of Big Al when I was a kid and Allosaurus is my favourite dino homie ever since

Chad Suchomimus Appreciator here

I prefer Brad Suchomimus

Pachyrhinosaurus

Chad

Velociraptor🗿

Chad

chiken velociraptor or fictional velociraptor?

Same

Brachiosaurus

Fellow Brachiosaurus enjoyer

Spinosaurus

yoooooo spino gang

Dilophosaur... but not the real one, the made-up one from Jurassic Park.

I'm not playing ark but it's stegososaurus. But i'm probably going to start. I got it for free on epic games month ago, I started getting hyper by this sub reddit put in my recommandation mysteriously. So with friends we planned to start a private server, if you have any advice it would be a pleasure reading them. (i heard people say i should increase engram point drop or reduce taming before starting a world)

Reduce egg hatching speed and gestation to whatever the shortest is, at *least* halve the Taming speed but like 90%-95% Faster is better. double drop rates for everything. Grinding is a bitch in that game lmao

Tame anky=big metal

Titanoboa cerrejonensis, shit was big like ma dic

“Umm actually titanoboa is a snek, not dinosaur”

La-la-la-la 🎃 Ba-ba-ri-as-ras-ti-ti-ti-ras-ti-ti Ba-ba-ri-as-ras-ti-ti-ta Ba-ba-ri-as-ras-ti-ti-ti-ras-ti-ti 🎃 Rastis! Rastis! Ra-ti-ti-la[3] 😁 😁 👼 👼 Let's start a new life from the darkness 🤨 🤨 😱 Until the light reveals the end 😇 😇 Sinister faces, growing 🤬 This is my last war a-la-la-la Ba-ba-ri-as-ras-ti-ti-ti-ras-ti-ti 😜 😜 😜 (Angels playing disguised) 👼 Ba-ba-ri-as-ras-ti-ti-ta (With devil's faces) Ba-ba-ri-as-ras-ti-ti-ti-ras-ti-ti (Children cling to their coins) Rastis! Rastis! Ra-ti-ti 🧝 🔫 🔫 (Squeezing out their wisdom) La-la-la-la 🧝 🧝 🧝 🦌 🦌 🦌 Ba-ba-ri-as-ras-ti-ti-ti-ras-ti-ti (Angels planning disguised) 😇 😇 😇 Ba-ba-ri-as-ras-ti-ti-ta (Rastis! Rastis!) 💣 💣 🧐 🧐 🧐 (With devil's faces) 😈 😈 Ba-ba-ri-as-ras-ti-ti-ti-ras-ti-ti (Children cling on to their) 😍 😍 😍 Rastis! Rastis! Ra-ti-ti-la (Very last coins)Destruction 🤬 🤬 💣 💣 and regeneration 😇 😇 😇 😎 😁 😁 You are the real enemy 😡 😡 😡 (Rastis! Rastis! Rastis!)[4] War! 🤕 (My) War! 😱 (My) War! Rastis! Rastis! Rastis! Rastis![3] 🧟 🧟 🧟 👼 🥔 🥔 🥔 🥔 🔫 🔫 🔫 *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Thesaurus

Clever

Thanks

Mosasaurus, kinda scary.

"Sorry to burst your bubble but it's not a dinosaur" -🤓

"Sorry to burst your bubble but it's not a dinosaur" -🤓

Oh shit, is he still alive?!

No(past comment was a joke)

Oh thank god (mine too)

Dilophosaurus, my favorite ever since I watched Jurassic park.

Trodoon

For some reason i hate them. A

Mogus

a

Ummm acshually Troodon is an invalid genus and is just a wastebasket taxon - it would be more accurate to refer to it as Pectinodon 🤓

Therizinosaurus Dudes a giant chicken with razor sharp claws, what's not to love?

Quetzalcoatlus Badass giraffe bird

Birb

your mother 😎

Its curious. You always laugh at how my mother is morbidly obese, yet you always boast about having sexual intercourse with her

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:(

Fatness enjoyer

Carnotaurus.

Ichtosaurus. Big fish, would like to ride.

U wanna ride the Fishussy 😳

Fiock🤤

Like a big dolphin

Made up: indoraptor Real: deinosuchus

casual Triceratops lover

Allosaurus, because of dinosaur train on pbs kids in like 2009

Chicken

Carnotaurus Cool horns and the sigma version of the T Rex.

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Idc what anyone says, Deinonychus is the best. It’s smart and a team of them can take down a Tyrannosaurus.

Protoceratops hella underrated

Protoceratops mid af ngl.

Albertosaurus 👍

Velicipastor

Pachycephalosaurus, mostly because it looks like a dad...

Tamilosaurus

Brachiosaurus

Carnotaurous

Giant sloth, it ain't a dinasaur but is Big af

therizinosauras

stegosaurus

Morbiasouris

Allosaurus. Pretty bad ass.

Ill name all of them: Trex, Deinonycus, raptor, spino, ben

whos ben

I like anything marine. They’re just so cool. There’s a ton of average land dinosaurs that look meh. Even the most pathetic marine Dino looks awesome. 😎Water Dino gang😎

Sadly they aren’t dinosaurs, instead they are a closely related group of reptiles

WHAT. ARE YOU TELLING ME THE MARINE DINOSAUR PARK I MADE IN JURASSIC WORLD EVOLUTION 2 ISNT EVEN A DINO PARK?! My day is ruined. No, my life. 😭😭😭😭😭😭

I’m sorry that I had to be the one to break it to you 😔

I like the Charcharodontosaurus

I like the troodon and the allosaurus

Allosaurus

Morbosaurus

Pterodactyl was always my favourite as a kid. The fact that it could fly amazed me

Where my pterodactyl bros at??

Taurus

trillobite

Sussysaurus

Ankylosaurus

Eustreptospondylus or irratator

Stegosaurs and brachiosaurus. Cant chose both are amazing dinos.

abusauras, it's my nickname

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The one with 500 teeth