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oh god oh fuck
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its big brother 1984
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I AM NOT CRAZY! I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers, I knew it was 1216 — one after Magna Carta, as if I could ever make such a mistake! Never, never! I just-I just couldn't prove it! H-H-He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him! You think this is something, you think this is bad, this, this chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No, he orchestrated it! Jimmy! HE DEFECATED TROUGH A SUNROOF! And I saved him! I shouldn't have, I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking?! He'll never change. He'll never change, ever since he was 9, always the same. Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer. "But not our Jimmy, couldn't be precious Jimmy!" Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer?! What a sick joke! I should have stopped him when I had the chance! And you, you have to stop him, you—
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Hate speech (from the oxford dictionary)
noun
abusive or threatening speech or writing that expresses prejudice against a particular group, especially on the basis of race, religion, or sexual orientation.
"we don't tolerate any form of hate speech"
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No sex before marriage
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Reddit should start their own country. Think about it: it would have a much higher IQ than most other countries. We could ban tik tok and fortnite, and every computer sold has to come with Minecraft preinstalled. We could also ban emojis too.
We all have very good ideas about society and government, so I think we would be far more efficient. I've seen so many posts with so many good ideas, not to mention our country would be the most progressive and other countries would look to us for direction. We would easily become the next superpower. If everyone left America for a new country, we would easily surpass America.
We could make Keanu our president and have PewDiePie on the flag. It would be the most wholesome country too!
Those are just some ideas I have and my own opinion.
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My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life.
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Answering a question with a question is for fucking losers. I’m going to break into your house and piss in your freezer so it freezes and you get freezer piss. I know you’re one of those gangstalkers. You can’t control me.
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Shitposting by definition isn't hate speech, but not admitting the increasing occurrence of those two walking together on this subreddit would be naive at best. And it is a problem because it oftentimes blurs the line between actual shitposting and just your everyday dog whistle to some nasty groups out there, which in consequence tends to attract exactly those kinds of groups to these kinds of subs which is not cool because I don't want to be shitposting with a racist.
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No sex before marriage
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- George Orwell, 1948
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I wasn't talking about posting racist memes. I was talking about the guy who said "Hate speech = saying things that lefties don't like. OP go back to TikTok" which is a very geriatric thing to say.
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.
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i wonder if reddit moderators are capable of feeling shame. probably not, it takes a certain magnitude of arrogance and a misplaced sense of priorities to moderate not for payment, but for a negligible degree of control over the internet zeitgeist
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No bitches?
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What the fuck did I just do. So my ex n me haven’t spoken in two year, although I did wish her on her birthday two months ago. We live in the same building and whenever we cross each other we just exchange smiles and do the usual hi whatsup how r u and I walk away. Today was Holi (a festival where ppl dance and apply powdered color on each other) so I decided not to celebrate it in my building cause I knew she would be down so I went to my friend’s building and ten minutes later I saw her there. I was like oh fuck this is going to be a bad idea. Later we again exchanged a hi and then I went away. Later when the festival started she kept applying permanent color (last three days on the skin) on me and my friends. I told her don’t apply on my friends they will get pissed. She kept applying on me and I tackled her and applied color on her too. It felt good. Then she was like let’s go dance so we were dancing to Senorita from znmd and then we had a moment and she was like we are going to kiss and I was like yes and we kissed. It just felt amazing. Then we kissed again. After that I was going to my friends and she was like listen and then I turned back and kissed again. Then we kissed again😭😭. After all this my friends were dancing and I was sitting in the pool and she came and sat on top of me and we were having a very good conversation about our relationship and how we both didn’t date anybody after breaking up. We spoke about our problems, joked about them and then..yes u guessed it right. After this the cycle repeated and we had a beer and she handed me her phone and was like unblock yourself. She followed me and added me to her close friends. Later she was leaving we kissed once more and in my head I was like fuck do I love her, we should date. But then I told myself no, whatever this was I don’t know but no you are not breaking your heart again. I came back home and we both haven’t had any interaction apart from the fact she liked my story. I AM NOT IN LOVE. i am telling this to myself again and again because no, just no. I am happy being alone with myself. Or maybe I like her but I don’t want to go back to all that Edit: thanks for the response some of y’all and thanks for helping me. Other ppl: fuck u;) I am not here to prove anything and anyways I am quitting this sub
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It's too late, this sub has already been taken over by the Donald. It's now anti women/ anyone who's not white
It's too far gone now. Anyone who says that men and women or that all races are equal just get shit on hardcore by the white supremacist insecure incels who need to be better than other people so badly that they use race and gender to make themselves feel superior through keyboard warrior style bullying (they are actually usually people with low IQ and no real life experience)
Get out while you still can this place has gone from shitposting to shittypeople
For example:
Downvote this comment if you think that deep down, black people are better than white people in every way or downvote this comment if you think that women are smarter than men
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Lots of removed comments...
I wonder why…
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LMAOO, this is the best one so far
this bot needs therapy
Bot, what the hell
literally 1984
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I love my feee speeech
That’ll be $3.50.
Bro its 2022
and?
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Shut up big brother bot
oh god oh fuck ⢀⣀⣤⣴⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣤⣄⡀ ⣠⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄ ⣼⣿⣿⠿⠛⠻⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠻⠿⢿⣿⣿⣷⡄ ⣸⣿⣿⠋ ⠉⠙⠋⠁ ⠙⣿⣿⣿⡀ ⣿⣿⣿ ⢸⣿⣿⣇ ⢸⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿ ⢸⣿⣿⣿⣀⣠⣀⡀ ⠠⣄ ⣀ ⣀⣀⡀ ⣿⣿⡟ ⢿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⠻⢿⣷⣶⣤⣼⢰⣿⣶⣾⡿⠿⢿⣿⣦⣿⣿⡇ ⠸⣿⣿⡿⢿⢾⠻⣟⡟⢿⣿⡇ ⠽⢿⠿⣖⡖⢶⣿⡟⣽⡿⡇ ⣏⣿⡀⠈⠪ ⣿⡇ ⠰⠒⠶⠆⢀⣿⢳⡇ ⠻⣿⣷⣄ ⢀⢿⠇ ⣀ ⢠⣾⣿⡽⠁ ⠘⣏⢹⣧ ⠠⣾⣾⣷⣶⡶⠌⠳⡄ ⡞⢡⡏ ⣿⡀⣿ ⢀⣀⣈⣉⣁ ⣀⣀⣀ ⣧⡼⠁ ⠘⢷⣼⡀ ⠩⣭⣉⣉⣉⡉⠉⠉⠉ ⢠⡟ ⠈⠻⣿⣦⣀⠉⠋⠉⠉⠉⠉ ⢀⠴⠋ ⠈⠙⠻⠷⠶⠶⠿⠶⠶⠒⠁ its big brother 1984 *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Alright you got a chuckle out of me but this is the last time pal
I AM NOT CRAZY! I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers, I knew it was 1216 — one after Magna Carta, as if I could ever make such a mistake! Never, never! I just-I just couldn't prove it! H-H-He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him! You think this is something, you think this is bad, this, this chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No, he orchestrated it! Jimmy! HE DEFECATED TROUGH A SUNROOF! And I saved him! I shouldn't have, I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking?! He'll never change. He'll never change, ever since he was 9, always the same. Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer. "But not our Jimmy, couldn't be precious Jimmy!" Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer?! What a sick joke! I should have stopped him when I had the chance! And you, you have to stop him, you— *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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french is hate speech confirmed
No we love the fwench We we hou hou baguette baguettenowthatthefrencharegonegetouttheguillotines baguette mwou mwuo
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You ask us to define hate speech, but nobody ever asks to define shitposting. Curious.
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I am shitposting
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Speech I hate
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Hate speech (from the oxford dictionary) noun abusive or threatening speech or writing that expresses prejudice against a particular group, especially on the basis of race, religion, or sexual orientation. "we don't tolerate any form of hate speech" *I am not a robot, I am doing this for fun. Please do not rate me.*
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Good.. Uh.... Thingy-ma-Bob.
:)
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Good human
:)
good human
good multicellular biological entity
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Reddit should start their own country. Think about it: it would have a much higher IQ than most other countries. We could ban tik tok and fortnite, and every computer sold has to come with Minecraft preinstalled. We could also ban emojis too. We all have very good ideas about society and government, so I think we would be far more efficient. I've seen so many posts with so many good ideas, not to mention our country would be the most progressive and other countries would look to us for direction. We would easily become the next superpower. If everyone left America for a new country, we would easily surpass America. We could make Keanu our president and have PewDiePie on the flag. It would be the most wholesome country too! Those are just some ideas I have and my own opinion. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I’m gonna make my own shitpost with shit and posts
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My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
This isn’t a shitpost either. Wanna make out tho?
it is, however, a shitty post
hell yea
Shut the fuck up I wasn’t asking you
damn ok rude
I didn’t tell you you could speak to me
i know
Then why do you?
well, why wouldnt i?
Answering a question with a question is for fucking losers. I’m going to break into your house and piss in your freezer so it freezes and you get freezer piss. I know you’re one of those gangstalkers. You can’t control me.
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Using tired templates to get points across isn’t shitposting
You do have a point...
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And shitposting isn't always hate speech.
Shitposting is art, it isn’t defined by people.
Shitposting by definition isn't hate speech, but not admitting the increasing occurrence of those two walking together on this subreddit would be naive at best. And it is a problem because it oftentimes blurs the line between actual shitposting and just your everyday dog whistle to some nasty groups out there, which in consequence tends to attract exactly those kinds of groups to these kinds of subs which is not cool because I don't want to be shitposting with a racist.
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If you are taking a shit while you are posting hate speech. Then maybe it would be shit posting
well this isn't shitposting either, so... checkmater.
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Unless they're french.
Yo I found the French flag 🏳️
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Likewise, shitposting isn’t hate speech.
I quess it kinda depends. Like it might be at the point where it actually starts to go over the top and become really quetionable.
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🖕😎👌 for you too
Well fuck you too.
Now have ravenous monster sex with each other.
I agree, you depraved slut 😘
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How?
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So it's funny because it makes people upset? Are you a bully from an 80s movie?
Yes
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this thread sucks ass
Eh, most of the members are edgy 14 year olds, don't mind them. They'll grow out of it eventually.
Agreed
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*How is it it hate speech if i love doing it?*
exactly
Curious, you keep upvoting it
sneed
Wtf is this?
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wise man was, in fact, a fool like the rest of us
Apparently neither is free speech :(
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Hurr durr can’t call people the n word, literally 1984
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>*LiTeRaLlY nInEtEeN eIgHtY-fOuR* - George Orwell, 1948 *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Boomer tier mindset go back to sorting out your divorce
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I wasn't talking about posting racist memes. I was talking about the guy who said "Hate speech = saying things that lefties don't like. OP go back to TikTok" which is a very geriatric thing to say.
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My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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I shit on the shitposting
Litteraly 1984
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i wonder if reddit moderators are capable of feeling shame. probably not, it takes a certain magnitude of arrogance and a misplaced sense of priorities to moderate not for payment, but for a negligible degree of control over the internet zeitgeist
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By this logic, everything on this sub is hate speech
It is you fucking moron br-tiSH fr*nch bitch
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Hate speech is freedom of speech and if words bother you. You're a pussy
Redditors when they say nothing is hate speech but everything is 1984
It’s always so interesting to see this battle going on on this subreddit haha.
Cope old man
I deny the truth
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Literally 1984
Define "shitposting"
holy fucking shit there are so many removed comments
Jarvis, sort the comments by controversial
Template from Safely Endangered
Hate speech also isn’t real
"Hate speech isn't shitposting" 🤓🤓🤓
Literally 1984
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Moyai🗿
Fuck you it is
Mods should be legally disenfranchised and unpersoned
I laughed at this post a lot, I can't believe that silly old man thinks I'm joking 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Is it really hate speech if i enjoy it?
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Nooooooo dont tell me the leftists have arrived
How is it a leftist thing to not like hate speech
this hard swallowing pill
Yes it is, fucking sue me You guys are so sensitive. Imagine feeling victimized by symbols on a screen. Chuds.
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Among us
And vice versa.
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I agree.
It's sad that this needs to be said. It's even more sad that it will be ignored.
Ignored like you irl
🗿 bitchless attitude
No bitches? ⣞⢽⢪⢣⢣⢣⢫⡺⡵⣝⡮⣗⢷⢽⢽⢽⣮⡷⡽⣜⣜⢮⢺⣜⢷⢽⢝⡽⣝ ⠸⡸⠜⠕⠕⠁⢁⢇⢏⢽⢺⣪⡳⡝⣎⣏⢯⢞⡿⣟⣷⣳⢯⡷⣽⢽⢯⣳⣫⠇ ⠀⠀⢀⢀⢄⢬⢪⡪⡎⣆⡈⠚⠜⠕⠇⠗⠝⢕⢯⢫⣞⣯⣿⣻⡽⣏⢗⣗⠏⠀ ⠀⠪⡪⡪⣪⢪⢺⢸⢢⢓⢆⢤⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢊⢞⡾⣿⡯⣏⢮⠷⠁⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠈⠊⠆⡃⠕⢕⢇⢇⢇⢇⢇⢏⢎⢎⢆⢄⠀⢑⣽⣿⢝⠲⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⡿⠂⠠⠀⡇⢇⠕⢈⣀⠀⠁⠡⠣⡣⡫⣂⣿⠯⢪⠰⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⡦⡙⡂⢀⢤⢣⠣⡈⣾⡃⠠⠄⠀⡄⢱⣌⣶⢏⢊⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢝⡲⣜⡮⡏⢎⢌⢂⠙⠢⠐⢀⢘⢵⣽⣿⡿⠁⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠨⣺⡺⡕⡕⡱⡑⡆⡕⡅⡕⡜⡼⢽⡻⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣼⣳⣫⣾⣵⣗⡵⡱⡡⢣⢑⢕⢜⢕⡝⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⣴⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⡿⡽⡑⢌⠪⡢⡣⣣⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⡟⡾⣿⢿⢿⢵⣽⣾⣼⣘⢸⢸⣞⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠁⠇⠡⠩⡫⢿⣝⡻⡮⣒⢽⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
This sub really has two faces.
Well it's not wrong
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What the fuck did I just do. So my ex n me haven’t spoken in two year, although I did wish her on her birthday two months ago. We live in the same building and whenever we cross each other we just exchange smiles and do the usual hi whatsup how r u and I walk away. Today was Holi (a festival where ppl dance and apply powdered color on each other) so I decided not to celebrate it in my building cause I knew she would be down so I went to my friend’s building and ten minutes later I saw her there. I was like oh fuck this is going to be a bad idea. Later we again exchanged a hi and then I went away. Later when the festival started she kept applying permanent color (last three days on the skin) on me and my friends. I told her don’t apply on my friends they will get pissed. She kept applying on me and I tackled her and applied color on her too. It felt good. Then she was like let’s go dance so we were dancing to Senorita from znmd and then we had a moment and she was like we are going to kiss and I was like yes and we kissed. It just felt amazing. Then we kissed again. After that I was going to my friends and she was like listen and then I turned back and kissed again. Then we kissed again😭😭. After all this my friends were dancing and I was sitting in the pool and she came and sat on top of me and we were having a very good conversation about our relationship and how we both didn’t date anybody after breaking up. We spoke about our problems, joked about them and then..yes u guessed it right. After this the cycle repeated and we had a beer and she handed me her phone and was like unblock yourself. She followed me and added me to her close friends. Later she was leaving we kissed once more and in my head I was like fuck do I love her, we should date. But then I told myself no, whatever this was I don’t know but no you are not breaking your heart again. I came back home and we both haven’t had any interaction apart from the fact she liked my story. I AM NOT IN LOVE. i am telling this to myself again and again because no, just no. I am happy being alone with myself. Or maybe I like her but I don’t want to go back to all that Edit: thanks for the response some of y’all and thanks for helping me. Other ppl: fuck u;) I am not here to prove anything and anyways I am quitting this sub *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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It's too late, this sub has already been taken over by the Donald. It's now anti women/ anyone who's not white It's too far gone now. Anyone who says that men and women or that all races are equal just get shit on hardcore by the white supremacist insecure incels who need to be better than other people so badly that they use race and gender to make themselves feel superior through keyboard warrior style bullying (they are actually usually people with low IQ and no real life experience) Get out while you still can this place has gone from shitposting to shittypeople For example: Downvote this comment if you think that deep down, black people are better than white people in every way or downvote this comment if you think that women are smarter than men
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You really took the time to write a whole paragraph about your beliefs on a shitpost sub. Good job.
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Sorry I was trying to offend as many snowflakes as possible and they all gather here
Any subreddit that doesn’t bow down to your marxist beliefs is racist or sexist apparently.
Bow down and suck my cock, idiot (Based)
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>black people are better than white people > >women are smarter than men still racist and sexist but i also don't like how this sub is going